When I think of Zyzz, I picture him stood in his closet jerking his shrivelled cock to a semi-flaccid state just before shoving it into his overpriced, designer briefs to give the illusion of having a large penis. All this before one of his sycophantic "aesthetic" buddies takes a series of silly ass, staged photographs to be posted all over the internet for the millionth time.
I picture him parading around some awful, pretentious nightclub with his shirt off, desperate for attention. Desperate. And for every 7/10 generic drunken slut that stopped to get her photo taken with him, there were a million self-conscious, confused and insecure thoughts going on in that junkie brain of his. He couldn't just go out and have a good time like the rest of us. For him, it was a performance. But he was no star. Far from it. Just another insecure poser. A man of no substance. A pouting, preening, empty vessel. A total fake.
I picture him getting his spray tans and waxing his shrunken balls in front of his bathroom mirror. I see him whitening his teeth, straightening his hair, applying guy-liner. I imagine the life consuming daily rituals that he must have gone through just to maintain some stupid image that was only respected on internet forums frequented by out and out losers." Sad, man.
Those who kneel at his altar will say it was fitting that he died young. Forever young like James Dean or some stupid **** like that. The fact is that in his final moments on this Earth, showing off was the last thing on Aziz Sergeyevich Shavershian's mind. He was craving attention of a different kind as his roid weakened heart pumped out its last few beats. He cried out for help. But no one came. And so he passed away, in the tranquil, dignified surroundings of a Bangkok brothel. I wonder how much he valued his physique and fake appearance in those final moments. I wonder if he regretted the narcissistic self-parody he had become. Was it all worth it, Zyzz?
SURE WAS BRAH
FUARRRRK
>>29186589
10/10
>>29186589
I like you
>>29186589
>caring this much to write out a long rant about why you dont like a dead man
all dis jelly doe
>Bangkok brothel
It was a bath house, like a sauna.
>>29186589
>10/10 if troll
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>no one in here realizing this is a copypasta from 2011
hi newfriends
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>>29186589
Pls tell me that ed hardy shirt is a shoop
>>29186644
this
I agree, a lot of his worshippers often cite that he had charisma. Zyzz was on cocaine and steroids, at best it was pharmaceutical driven confidence. Taking topless selfies while spouting meme high on ecstacy at music festivals dose not translate to charisma. Anybody could do it, most do and some are still trying to mimic and parrot his superficial lifestyle. The often bottom of the barbell type of supreme necklbeards who view him as a god wouldn't have the slightest clue about charisma anyway and it shows because they think getting shredded for sterosonic is the way to get there.
>>29186589
Ok OP
>>29186589
Zyzz hate thread? Zyzz hate thread.
Last night, i was browsing /fit/ before bed and saw a post in a thread talking about zyzz's "legacy." I almost threw up in my mouth a bit.
If you're over 19 and want to emulate this faggot in any serious capacity, i think you should reevaluate your life. He was social cancer, a fraud, and was full on retard about his roiding and drug use.
>>29186732
>Full on retard about his roiding
>Not a chemical mastermind for being able to avoid sides on all the shit he ran
>>29186758
>being able to avoid sides
>except dying
>>29186758
His poor heart gave out to all the shit he was on. What do you think he did when he began to experiences side effects though? More ecstasy that's what.
>>29186763
>Autopsy revealed roids to be c.o.d
>>29186589
>this much homo packed into one post
u mad, brah?
>>29186816
It's funny the only retort zyzz's worshippers manage to come up with in defence of him is just further regurgitated piteous memes. It just goes to show how empty and devoid his charade and followers really are. Aziz was a cheap paki junkie and you look up to him, now that's fucking sad.
>>29186614
> being so new you don't recognise pasta
>>29186589
Thank you op, i remember reading this back when zyzz died and lold heartily every time it was spammed, the amount of butthurt it generated was epic.
I live in the Australian Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Zyzz. I'm 21 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
jeff pls go
>>29188781
Despite him being big, his dick was aestetich, cant argue with that, mirin.
>>29188781
would suck/10
![8euouAmLv4s[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xytXP7X.jpg "8euouAmLv4s[1].jpg")
Zyzz was a joke.
But on the other hand:
Forever miring.
>2014
>responding to a copypasta
Sure smells like new on here
>mfw I am responding
>mfw I peel my underwear off to reveal a dick the size and shape of a tosster
>mfw I shove toast into my pee hole
>mfw I ficking hate you sll
>subway
>>29186644
doesn't mean it's not right. cause it is, jyzz never made it. he just acquired better looks, but never grew up. he was a nerdy kiddo with social dysfunctions who projected his own doubts and past failures onto others. there is nothing he can be respected for. nothing.
>>29186589
10/10
Well summed up OP. For once OP is not a faggot.
>>29186644
All pastas have a kernel of truth to them. This one in particular has a pretty fucking huge kernel.
>>29186589
>being this jelly of zyzz
>>29186589
stale pasta
>>29186589
OP is right. Zyzz is no role model except for idiot little boys who don't get it.
Scoobs is medicore but at least he's in natty good shape for a bald old man, and that's respectable. Zyzz was a pathetic, degenerate, junkie.
>>29186763
fkn rekt
>>29186873
mad white boy detected
