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No mirin threads?
Fresh content for thanksgiving
>be me
>buzzing from bar to bar
>see kid trying to barrel througheveryone slamming into them acting tough
>begin walking towards him
>kid is manlet his head reaches up to my chest
>as we get closer to each other his resolve shakens
>were inches apart and im looming over him looking down
>he quickly side steps but i push my shoulder into him
>he apologizes as his voice cracks looks like hes going to cry
>i look at him and say
>watch where youregoing kid
>>35044255
Bump with okc nudes
>>35044255
What is manual walking?
I fuckin hate people like that
>be at the bar last night
>night before thanksgiving, crowded as fuck
>some drunk guy half dancing, half stumbling through the crowd
>bumps into me
>i ignore it
>bumps into me harder
>push him back with a little force
>gives me a shitty look and bumps back into me
>i push him 5 feet away from me
>ready to fuckin knock him out
>gf makes me walk away as his friends get him
Like its already crowded as shit, you gotta show everyone your dick is big and i get it, just dont be a total asshole and watch where youre walkin
>Be at a rave
>Wearing a tanktop
>Dancing my ass off because mollies were popped
>Notice pretty cute girl outta corner of my eye
>Don't really do anything about it. Even end up moving across the floor anyway
>Turn around a moment later, she's right behind me
>Starts grinding on me. Gave me her number after
>End up fucking with my contacts later on Gmail and accidentally delete her number
Whoops.
>>35044641
You done goofed
>>35044597
>gf
Haha yea right...
>>35044255
>tfw walking through the crowded club and cheekily rubbing my dick against grills
>>35044659
>consequences will never be the same
>>35044597
that's nothing like my situation, in my situation we were on the sidewalk you just wanted to humble brag you reddit fag
anyway round 2
>at a urinal taking a piss quarter chub because talking to some hot ass girl earlier and im horny as fuck [read high test]
>some cheeky nigger trying to be cute takes the urinal next to me even though there are 3 total, there is no barrier so we are standing inches apart
>see his nigger ass trying to peer at my cock clearly
>look of shock crosses his face see it all out of my peripherals
>woah bruh that's fucking huge
>tell him to wing man me by saying he saw my dick in the bathroom and it's huge
>says some nigger shit does a nigger laugh and walks away
>the girl i was talking to is gone with some lanklet 6'5 chad who tried to bum a cigarette off me earlier
>>35044998
It truly scares the shit out of me that there are people out there like the guy who posted this. This is ACTUALLY how they think about life...
>>35045068
back to reddit nigger lover
>>35045068
not him, but what are you talking about? he seems normal tto me
>>35044255
>Head to pharmacy to get flu shot
>Oh cool anonette is working (qt azn pharmacist) and friend of gf
>Preps shot, calls me into room
>Tells me to relax shoulder muscles before shot
>I looked confused, because I'm not flexing... Also mad at self for not thinking of flexing
>Qt then says oh wow, you just have lots of muscle
feels good brahs.
>>35044255
More of this A V E R A G E qt pls, reverse image search reveals nothing
>>35045923
Its my gf. And thats the only picture, maybe she'll post more but shes a normie so i doubt it
>>35046593
That's weird, because that's actually my gf.
>>35047150
They look nothing alike stopspamming your gf>>35047150
>>35044998
God help your faggot soul
>>35049688
>im so offended you said nigger
>Be Milfag
>Beaner roomate brings back fat beaner girl
>beaner girl looks at me
>she then turns to beaner roomate
>"His arms are so much bigger and nicer than yours"
Roomate is kek
not exactly a mire but i'll take literally fucking anything
>in the gym ask the pt if my form is correct or not
>im squatting 75 kg
>he has to deload to 40
>tells me he hasn't squatted more than 40 in the 3-4 years he's been a pt.
felt alright man
>>35054280
What kind of shitty PT do you have, mine squats 180+ kilos.
>>35044597
I had a similar experience a while ago when I went to a concert.
>be me at concert
>people begin moshing
>standing there just trying to enjoy myself.
>dude begins pushing me Im barely budging. I'm wearing a sweater so gains barely showing.
>push him back with force and he staggers back 10 feet or so and almost falls over.
>gives me a "oh it's on look"
>begins running at me full force, I catch him and push him back
>comes back from behind me tries to jump on my back
>I don't fall instead just push him back again
>at this point dude is like wtf why isn't this guy going down.
>everyone begins to form a circle around us we're now the only ones "moshing"
>we start doing some sort of weird circling thing with each other getting ready to clash
>see the fear in his eyes
>he begins to laugh nervously and then pretends like he was just joking the entire time and goes in to give me one of those weird bro hugs.
>play along and go back to listening to music.
Kinda lame desu. I thought it was just funny that he was trying to jump on my back and literally couldn't do shit.
>>35044641
>this is a mire
It's winter so no mirin stories. How do you guys manage to show your gains under all that clothing?
>>35055947
internal heating
dress clothes
and getting naked
>>35055288
Good on you to take the brohug, always give people a chance to leave with their dignity intact if no real harm was done
:D
>>35044998
how was i posting and how am i a reddit fag?
day before thanksgiving
>snap chatting qt high test
>send her most with just top off, im in boxers
>she responds with one where she don't care, send them all with me in my boxers
>send her one, doesn't respond 10 min
>ask her like 1 hour later, says she didn't respond because she was masturbating to porn
Didn't know my photos were that good
>>35045078
good job proving his point rofl
>be me
>go to the gym today
>it's empty as fuck (usually there's very few people on Fridays but today it was especially deserted)
>no normies, only jacked guys and cardio bunnies there today
>hit a new OHP pr (195)
>big dude near me says "nice lift"
>i say "thanks"
>we talk about form for a little while
>finish the rest of my workout
>come home
>eat a turkey sandwich made from leftovers
>>35059756
I too made a turkey sandwich with leftovers after my workout. Cheers.
>>35058850
kek
>>35054280
I weight 64 and can squat 40, lol'd at your shitty pt shakingmh tbqh family
