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>Watching Secret Eaters
>Fatty claims that she is a cardio bunny at the gym
>Eats chocolate covered cream puffs right after workout
>Justifies it with a half ass theory
>pic related
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What I don't understand about shit like this is where they get these insane ideas. It's not a common misconception, it's just a wild theory that I've never heard before. Who the fuck just wakes up one day and goes "I think I know how my body works despite there being no evidence to support this theory"?
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>>37816508
This so much this, its not just fatties or general nutrition related subjects either. Ive always wandered how does it happen, that someone just comes up with some wild bullshit theory about a subject they have literally 0 knowledge in beyond their assumptions and become so convinced of their theory that anyone telling them otherwise appears stupid or ignorant in their eyes. I mean its one thing to make some kind of a casual connection between facts and events and completely another to just come up with wild bullshit like metabolism speeding up and slowing down like a fucking ferrari after a workout. What is the process? Where do the idea come from? Whats the inspiration?
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REQUIRED VIEWING

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v-mbaY1_4WY
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>>37816576

Dunning Kruger effect
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>>37816747
https://mega.nz/#F!PxZnEZYD!wkP-CfexPbkpzu5wqICq-Q
Here are the episodes
Episode 2 is where she that clip happens
However in an upcoming episode has her in a scooter
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>>37816826
Fuck yes! Thanks anon. I've had a hell of a time finding downloads for that and I refuse to give tlc money. If I keep that link, do you put up the new one every week?
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>>37816576
Cosmopolitan or Women's Health Magazines
>>37816865
Yes tomorrow is a new episode so I will record that as well from my DVR and give it to you guys. This and Honey Boo Boo motivate me to lift more and I believe /fit/ should have it for free
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>>37816826
Should I just watch these instead of eating whenever I get hungry? Seems like it might help me on my cut.
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>>37816882
MBFFL makes me wanna stay fit

Honey boo boo makes me wanna stay smart
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>>37816912
TLC might actually BE a channel about learning. It teaches you how not to be a human piece of garbage through live examples!
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>>37816508
In the states at least, I would attribute it to the constant advertisements from fast food and junk food companies that continue to convince people you can overcome any diet with exercise.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=73SXX0w4eY8
Brought to you by California Pizza Kitchen

I wish I was joking.
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>>37817030
>TEDx
>Mattering
Thank god.
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>>37816988
Yeah for sure, I wouldn't argue that connection. But what gets me is that it's not something as general as "I just exercised so now I can eat poorly" but something as specific as a bullshit "theory" about your metabolism spiking and making it so you can eat ANYTHING. Where the fuck did that come from? Haha.
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>>37816576
Its what people want to hear, if they like the sound of it, they'll agree to it without checking it up
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>>37817343
True of anything, really. A simple, satisfying answer that requires no effort and comforts someone by providing either an easy solution or a suitable scapegoat or both. Works every time, for anything. Religion, politics, marketing, war, you name it.
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>>37816826

>watching first episode
>"mom, if you want to know how to text, you need to know how to sext!"

Why is this the first fucking thing she thinks of? To tell her mother at that?
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>>37818272
Poor Tree Trunks at some point gets a pig since she isn't gonna have piggy grandchildren
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>>37816865
Can you explain this mentality to me? I see it online all the time. "I refuse to give money/ratings/views to networks/websites that produce content I want and go out of my way to consume."

It sounds entitled as fuck.
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>>37816747
that just made my day
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>>37818453

Reducing expenses where possible is prudent.
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>>37818453
No I think he means they in order to see the episodes you have to pay 30 bucks per season on Amazon Instant Video instead of watching it on Hulu or Netflicks. Also its very hard to find on 3rd party streaming sites and no one make torrents of this.
Thats why I'm putting season 3 in a mega for all to see
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>>37819464

every time...
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I got a story
>at the hospital with my 1 year old niece babysitting while her parents go to Walmart for last minute gifts
>waiting for my cousin's kid to be born
>aunt has all fat kids (one of them is 400 lb with hair growing from her chin) except the average new father
>She asked everyone what they want to drink
>her kids and grandkids no shit asked for soda
>"What does your niece want?"
>"Her parents usually give her water"
>"WHAT THEY HAVEN'T GIVEN THE BABY SODA YET?!?!"
>No surprise she bottle fed her kids and grandkids soda as babies
>Later complains to my niece's parents on not giving their baby soda
What the fuck, how can their be parents that are this horrible to bottle feed babies soda
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>>37819464
dear fucking god
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>>37816747
What the fuck did she think was going to happen? the worst thing is you end up on the floor, which she did
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>>37816826
>https://mega.nz/#F!PxZnEZYD!wkP-CfexPbkpzu5wqICq-Q

anywhere i can download the other seasons? i tried searching for my600lbslife but i ended up watching it in dailymotion
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>>37820168
Well so far I'm only recording and uploading season 3. Sorry man if you really want to see season 2 you gotta pay Youtube or Amazon. However I think you can find season one here
http://thewatchseries.to/serie/my_big_fat_fabulous_life
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>>37817030

>citations needed

seriously, what a great example of cherry-picking your arguments.
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>>37820182
>upgrade
>M-XXXL
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>>37816747
>1.47
>wanna roll over?
lost my shit
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>>37816508
I don't think they actually believe it Anon, it may be one of those scenarios where the ego forces them to accept it because the brain knows it's not true.
When you move up that next pant size and you're lifting you might actually know you're getting bigger, if all you do is cardio and you go up a pant size you know what you're doing isn't right, there is no way to not know.
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>>37816508
>>37816473
you can eat simple sugars after a workout and it doesn't have a spike on glycemic index. retards probably distorted it due to bad interpretation or bad teaching.
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>>37820532
After a workout you are pretty sensitive to insulin tho

Thats the anabolic window shit
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>>37820695
>After a workout you are pretty sensitive to insulin tho
that's the point, meathead

>Thats the anabolic window shit
the fuck
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>>37816473
Saw this on /biz/ earlier and guffawed
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>>37819988
>the lardbeast instinctively ripped into her first cookie before she remembered the Internet must witness her loot
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>>37816747
>I felt apparently I could do anything I want to do

Obviously not
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>>37820744
kekerino
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>>37816826

Holy shit it's actually happening!

I'm sorry, Whitney's mom and dad.
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>>37820744
>fell through a door
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>>37817030
TEDx has nothing to do with real TED talks bruh. It's absolute trash lmao.
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>>37820182
well, something definitely would go up.
weight, that is
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>>37817030
(((Golda Poretsky)))
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>>37816508
Basically because there is a LOT of bullshit going around about nutrition, most of it is a misconception, some of it is intended bullshit to increase sales of specific products. It's the same mentality as "I can eat two slices of cake cause I drank a diet coke"

Call me /x/ but I'd even go as far as to say that this large amount of misinformation is a boon to specific corners of the food industry
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>>37819464
do i really wanna be an OR nurse after reading that...
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>>37819988
Are you really supposed to take one of each??
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I'm not gun lie, her face is cute, I do her
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>>37822270
the chick on the skiis I mean
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>>37816747

>pick me up
>im not strong enough

oh god
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>>37819793
Fat people, for some reason, are under the false impression that they are in any way worth talking to. Does she honestly think that there's so many people that want to change her opinion or discuss health/weight issues that she needs to create guidelines, like for the media?

Nobody fucking cares, fat ass.
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>>37816508
It's true that your body keeps burning calories after a lifting or cardio workout especially if it was high intensity and requires some simple carbs to restore glycogen. Some women's magazine probably wrote some shit like that but most likely even easier to misunderstand by someone with the reading comprehension of a nig, including some statement like "so go get a frappuchino after a workout, it won't stick anyways" and word of mouth traveled from one nig to another in the hair salon and she picked up that bullshit theory, liked it and decided it's the truth because she likes the way it sounds.
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>>37823436

BREHS
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>>37816975
It's kind of sad but TLC used to have some legitimately educational television shows. I miss Untold Stories of the ER and the one with animal babbies (baby story?)
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>>37817030
*pained breathing*
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>>37817030
>One day I built up the courage to ask the kid to use the tricycle
>He just said, "You're fat"

LOL MAYBE HE DIDNT WANT THE TRICYCLE TO BREAK? (KID LOGIC)
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>>37818453
My logic in this in regards to movies or songs is that (especially when the internet was first coming into power) all those fuckers were paid WAY MORE (Who's to decide that, well me because I'm the one that would pay ;)) than they should be aka I'm actor that has millions of dollars. If they have a few less millions I'm good with that.
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>>37823609
The thing that always confused me about this logic is, let's say that your metabolism did ramp up, enough that nothing you ate would become fat, it would all burn. Your body can't measure the amount of calories of something just by putting it in your mouth, so it would have to ramp your metabolism to a set, but high, rate to accommodate for anything. So imagine if you worked out; and then didn't eat much. Instead of breaking even, you'd be losing monstrous amounts of weight. They're so fat and worthless, that by their own logic, if they didn't stuff their faces, they'd be incredibly thin very quickly, but they'd rather shovel it in than hit their goal
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>>37816747
>fat people can do anything skinny people can do!
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>>37820182
JLaw, is that you?
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>>37816747
>Can't lift 400lbs
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>>37820744

>Not my fault they gave the free pizza.

Forty keks
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>>37823540
Literally the only reason anybody is attracted to fat women is due to gravity
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>>37823436
H I G H T E S T
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>>37819010
why does she have a third boob?
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>>37823609
Your metabolism slows down post work out below your resting metabolism. Your body is designed for survival. The body reacts to burning calories by holding onto them post work out. Hence why cardio is shit for losing weight and everything is 100% diet.
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>>37816508
easy, they dont actually believe it they use it as an excuse. they justify their actions with it and once they are called out on it they claim that they just didnt know any better and it wasnt because of their lack of willpower, dedication or whatever but it was because they didnt know the secret.
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>>37816747
>literally STANDING THERE DOING NOTHING
>"I think she pushed herself too much"

U WOT M8 ?
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>>37816508
It's a FUCKING you dumb cunt
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>>37822244
sure I mean she ran a 5k. A 5K CAN YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT ? I mean I ran a half marathon the other week but I mean that is nothing compared to a MOTHERFUCKING 5K. OFC YOU NEED 1kcal per 5m you run that is just common sense.

So let me get this straight a car that uses 5l/100km fossil fuel will take ~4k kcal for 5km. Assuming that the car can take 4 passengers this bitch has the same demand as a fucking car.
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>>37824523
>disobedient avocado
kekerino
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>>37816757
This so much, for those who dont know im gonna sum it up.

When you start out with something for a little while you believe you know everything about it with pure confidence, but as you actually begin to learn and try after months you realise you knew nothing and your confidence on how well you know dips but you learn more aswell, after awhile it levels back out to confidence and knowledge.

I had this same experience when icstarted. Lifting for aprox a year now and although i know i know a lot and i have good confidence with it now too, but not as much as i did in the beginning.
To be fair i actually did know a lot but not was much as i had assumed lol
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>>37823436
How would that feel? Would your dick even reach her vagina? It looks like it would just feel like someone was wobbling a fleshy water balloon over your groin/torso. It would probably stink also
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>>37819694
fuck in hell, soda is so unnecessary.. There's no good age to give a child it's first soda because soda is so shit there is no reason to give it to anyone
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>>37823436
>this kills the man
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>>37824325
lol, you're right
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>>37819988

Whataburger cookies are meh

But holy good God damn their fried lemon pies are amazing
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>>37826390
Don't trigger me, this is a safe space
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>>37824883
Kek
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>>37826519
is there a backstory to this`? How is this shit even possible?
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>>37826519
That is fucked up....
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>>37817030
looks like a mtf chris cristie
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>>37826620
>>37826677
Obviously it flooded so the earthworms, millipedes, and beetles were all like "fuck this we gon drown" and took over the safest dryest thing they could find.
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>>37826519
They're bugs. What's the big deal. Not even gore
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>>37825612
mom+broscience: the post
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>>37826519

I want to take an aluminum bat and hammer to this thing and watch this splatter as I crush them. The audible sound of my bat ping on the concrete and the eargasmic sound of their bodies crushed brings out my inner child. Then I'd probably take a flame to it for good measure.
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>>37819584

Do you have that image in the article?

Because I bet its claiming that the 1950s body is totally different than the 1920s one. Even though there all pretty much the same and would pull every Chad if they went to a bar/club today.
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>>37817030
Why do people think that diets permanently cure being fat forever after dieting for a few months? Do normies not realize that eating well consistently keeps the fat off, or are they just too weak willed to not eat like shit everyday?
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>>37816473
>today July 6th
>sitting at my computer browsin
>my mom comes in
>she's overweight, 5'7" 213 pounds
>she's looking at me
>I'm 5'2" 112 pounds
>looks at my arms
>calls them disgusting

What the hell. I'm not trying to be muscular just lost 4 more pounds this week and close to my goal weight. But she calls my arms disgusting. Why is this even okay?
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>>37828364
the weak willed part.
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>>37828363

Well what do you know

Kira Knightly is totally a different standard than the Edwardian era
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>>37817030

She uses the 95% statistic as the kicker in her speech. You can see her face light up seemingly from a surprised audience, baffled by what they're hearing.

Baffled, however, would be the correct response. The 95% statistic has been thrown around in clinical and medical community for quite some time, but its origin traces back to a 1950's study involving only 100 people - all of whom were just given a diet and told to stick to it. The 95% thing doesnt sound so surprising when you hear the sample size and the way weight loss was implemented.

source: http://www.nytimes.com/1999/05/25/health/95-regain-lost-weight-or-do-they.html?pagewanted=all

Lol, NYT can't decide if they want to be a sensible scientific publication or one that falls victim to fat SJW rhetoric. I remember a couple weeks back, they posted an article about weight loss that used the 95% statistic as a backbone for the whole thing. It was opinion, but most people on FB who read that shit think its top-notch tier 1 journalism, so it must be true.
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>>37828434

L-london
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Tasty OC

Spotted in Scotland.

Fucking disgusting pigs.
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>>37828972
I bet they voted remain
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>>37816473
Did you just use the same picture as the last OP? Fail.
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>>37829059
Most deff.

That Thing in grey is its daughter.

They couldn't even drive or take the bus, they called a cab.

Nice to know where the tax money goes.
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>>37819611
like suicide
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>>37828972
These two are basically the same size as an average Walmart shopper in my town.

/Murica/ truly is best country
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>>37829059
>overweight, clearly social welfare scum
>lol guise bet they voted remain

We all know which demographic voted remain and it sure as shit wasn't these two daily mail readers
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>>37826000
Nice trips
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>>37817030
golda poretsky is the most fat-sounding name of all time
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>>37817030
My dad is the president of CPK. I should ask him why his company is enabling such degenerate behavior.
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>>37819010
What am I even looking at
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>>37816473
OC comin through!
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>>37829059
>implying fat people were remainers

Anti-immigrant xenophobia and bad health decisions tend to go hand in hand. Look at American rednecks, usually fat smokers.
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>>37829464
I just noticed now that this bitch has a mustache.
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>>37829497
I think those are just freckles. Either way, waste of a cute face.
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>>37829525
I got banned from there. Anyone want a story?
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>>37829543
Yes please
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>>37829543
yes
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>girl wants to donate blood
>shit she's too fat to give blood
>i'll just give her food so she goes away
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If you hate fat people, then why haven't you started dating Asian women, anon?
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>>37829579
this legitimately inspires me to start considering azns
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>>37829525
yes
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>>37829464
Does anyone know her Instagram handle?
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>>37817030
>95% of dieters
DIETS DON'T WORK YOU DUMB CUNT. EXERCISE DOES
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>>37829543
>REEEEEEEEEE LUNKS GET OUT
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>>37829608
I'd like to know also
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>>37829491
If you think the entire brexit issue was about immigration, you're as retarded as those whales.
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>>37828434
>I'm 5'2" 112 pounds
does that even qualify as human? I would be afraid to crush your frail little body just standing next to you.
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>>37819988
Jesus. Even for my 100kg/220lbs lardass self ,a 5 k is only like 300kcal max.
Just the coca cola can is enough
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>>37829491
>remainer denying he's part of the real degenerates
kys you fucking faggot
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>>37829610
retards like you are part of the problem m8
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>>37829656
>remainer
>degenerate
Nothing's more degenerate than the retards willing to crash their own currency because morons on TV tell them exiting an economic union will remove kebab.
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>>37827813
obviously
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>>37829610
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>>37828434
>I'm 5'2"
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>>37829720
>EU
>Economic Union
If that were true then there would have been no debate, the EU is a political union.
This is besides the point, stop talking about the EU and post pictures of fat people instead.
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>>37829634
It's spelled Wales you ignorant cunt.
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>>37829851
Kek
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>>37829798
The EU is a political/economic union.
Congrats, britbongs. You can now label turnips as rutabaga, and all you had to do was set the pound on a course for pairity with the dollar.
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>>37829895
Yeah, you see where you added 'political' into that economic union? That's the problem.
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>>37829608
>>37829625
No idea, but her model name is Caitidee.


>that horrible feel when youre into bbws.
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>>37829926
>HURR RULES R BAD
Name a single political advantage Britain gained from Brexit

>inb4 "everyone in the EU is a cuck"
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>Got fat dad into weight loss
>meeting his goals

He's gonna make it lads, and I couldn't be happier.
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>>37829999
Self determination?
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>>37829999
Forgot pic
Also check em
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I don't hate people, they're awesome, so here's my story, read some like it but never thought they were real until...

>Last year of med school (finally) doing an elective Gyn rotation, part of this rotation was, reproductive endocrinology (how to get women pregnant)
>7am, Dr gets in, really great guy, brings in coffee and fruit for the whole office
>time for the first patient, cue 400+lbs young 20 yr old with lanky (like those you see on NatGeo africa shows).
>says she wants to get pregnant, she "wunts chilluns", give her typical weight loss speech, she just roles her eyes, get nurse to draw blood, took like 45 minutes, nurse couldn't find vein
>we have a special examination table for overweight patients, she takes 20 minutes no joke, trying to get on it, everybody helped, go teamwork!
>so Dr does routine pelvic and has a look of doubt in his eyes, something I'd never seen anybody have, mind you this dude's been doing this for over 20yrs. and he asks, how many times week do you have sex
>big ol' lady says, about 20, Dr just answers, don't lie to me and she gets all mad and starts yelling, how wouldn't I know how many times I have sex, blah blah blah
>Says she's going to report the Dr to the ethics comity because he made fun of her, Dr gets mad and tells her with a soothing calming tone "you won't get pregnant if you don't have sex, you know that right"
>she gets furious and goes about saying same thing, nurse just says, "honey, you're still a virgin, your hymen is intact"
>all this time mr. lanky was watching the floor, God knows what he was having sex with
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>>37816747
Oh my god. What a pickle she found herself in.
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>>37830014
So basically "no longer cucked"
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>>37829999
Correct me if I'm wrong but why does britain need to be in the EU to trade with Euro countries?
I'm pretty sure they've been doing that since Rome connected England more with the mainland, so for like, 2,000 years or something
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>>37829999
The ability to govern ourselves without being overruled, perhaps?
Shit, are you a German? If so, nothing I say is going to make you understand why some people want freedom.
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>>37829543
>>37829552
>>37829571
>>37829618

This happened about a year ago
>Be poor fag in college
>Decide to try out gym near my house
>Hear they sometimes have free food for dem bulkin gains
>Sign up for one week trial, super stoked about cheap gym that looks really clean and new
>Warming up with lmao 2pl8 deads
>All of the sudden, here "Don't do that!" from way across the gym
>Can't see who said it, since no one is in sight
>Work up to 3.5pl8, hear the same feint "Don't do that!" from across the gym
>Think it's again nothing, maybe part of weird song they got playing
>Final set, last rep when I nearly throw my back out jumping from the noise of a loud buzzer and purple flashing lights
>Noises stop, I think its weird and shrug it off since no one is around me
>I go to grab the bar again when this short pudgy 19 year old comes waddling over to me
>Taps me on the shoulder WHILE I'm facing him and says "I told you to stop twice, I'm going to have to ask you to leave, you're intimidating one of our clients"
>I look around trying to figure out who it could be when I see this huge 25-30 year old women trying to hide behind a smith machine
>Gym guy notices that I notice who it was that was reporting me and steps in between me and her, but I can see right over his head
>I offer to move somewhere else if I can just finish my work out, but get declined
>Three managers, all roughly the same build come out to the floor and tell me to leave, my trial is revoked and I am not allowed into any more planet fitness' because of my "violent" nature
>Leave, but find a gym about seven miles from my house that offers me a membership for $20 a month or $10 if I help out at the front desk once a week
>Say fuck yeah and never look back
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>>37817030
>in my work as a wellness coach
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>>37830059
>England
*Geographic area of modern England* before you sperg at me
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>>37829579
Asian women are legit insane.
And at least in the US, second/third gen. Asian women are no different than whites.
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>>37830060
I'm a burger. We're so free we call health advice "opression"
>the British actually believe the EU was a significant infringement on British rights
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>>37830094
>An American can't understand the appeal of independence
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>>37830094
>An American can't fathom why a country would want to leave a European overlord that does little more than siphon your country's money through excess taxes.

You can't make this shit up.
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>>37828434
Because your arms aren't mini flappy hams. She's just trying to put you down.
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>>37830059
>why does britain need to be in the EU to trade with Euro countries?
Leavers confirmed for knowing fuckall about international trade.
https://www.nibusinessinfo.co.uk/content/benefits-trading-european-union
You literally kicked yourself out of a single market. This is like covering yourself in red tape because you didn't want to step over it.
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>>37830025
OH lord

Them poor skinny dudes
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>>37830211

>We reduce red tape by forming a larger secondary bureaucracy that sits over yours and requires you to implement our laws to your country.

Yeah, doesn't sound like BS at all.
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>>37830292
>pedestrian hate of establishment without any actual grievance or awknowledgement of benefits
You'd be a great libertarian.
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>>37830292

*sigh*

Watch these vids:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USTypBKEd8Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dosmKwrAbI
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>>37829426
why are fat bitches always named Brenda?
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>>37828434
>I'm 5'2" 112 pounds
I wanna scoop you up in my arm and smother you with kisses, you cutie
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>>37829610
Are you retarded? A proper diet is the most effective way to lose weight
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>>37829634
Just because the issue might be deeper doesn't mean that's not how they marketed the idea to the public, stupid. Most of the people voting leave voted so because "Durr hurr EU immigration muslim refugees muh England"
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>>37829656
Wow you sure convinced me with those compelling arguments
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>>37830581
My aunts name is Brenda and she's pretty thin. Now I've never met a thin Claire or Anna or Julia.
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>>37829579
Asian women in general have shit for tits and ass, and the ones who aren't already around second or third generation have shit for personality.

Then again, I am the source of an Asian/white marriage and I am racist against Asians because I project my problems and insecurities onto others, so feel free to ignore me.
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>>37830691
Julia Roberts?
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>>37830065
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>>37830717
All her fat is in her chin, which still raises her overall percentage.
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>>37830691
Anna's a crazy common name. My roomie's ex is a thin Anna.
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>>37816473

It's a psychological addiction. It should be treated as such.

Unfortunately they're basically trying to justify their dysfunction.

Their obesity literally affects their life and capabilities.

I've vowed to fight obesity.

That's why I'm a PT.
you guys have no idea the amount of bullshit excuses I hear as a PT.

It never works attacking them though. They're all fragile people with fragile egos. You have to get them to trust you first before getting them to see they have a problem.
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>>37823436
WTF IS THIS A RAPE?
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>>37817030
this is satire btw
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>>37830697
Ass can easily be fixed by working out. Most Asian women come from money so I'm sure they can afford for breast implants
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>>37823436

this is now my new fetish
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>>37830581
genetics
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>>37830059
you don't need to be in the eu to trade with euro countries. you do need to follow eu regulations to trade with eu countries under eu rules (hint: bongland needs eu more than the other way around, so eu gets to set the rules). guess what happens when you kick yourself out of the eu? you still have to follow the rules if you want to trade but now you have no say in them. great job, laddies.
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how noticeable is it in your homeland fit?
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dont eve care if its not real, still gives me good feels
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>>37828434
Jealousy
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>>37829491
Provide evidence for this correlation

Oh you have none? Of course, you're talking out your ass like every other lefty
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>>37829999
The stifling rules of the EU
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>>37830094
As a fellow American thanks for pushing the stupid American commenting on international affairs they don't understand meme

Sorry Britbros, idiots like this watch John Oliver or whoever and try to repeat their opinions, but usually just wind up looking like idiots when asked to case the point further as seen here

>>37830211
top kek nice biased gloablist propoganda
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>>37831007
Massachusetts masterrace? Apparently less awful than most of the rest of the country.

Luckily Boston proper is not that fat.
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>>37830725
This kid is so fat that his cheeks are pushing his lips together
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>>37817030
day of the rope WHEN?
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>>37830060
>The ability to govern ourselves
>house of lords official body
>still have queen

top kek
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>>37831314
>You're from America, you're not allowed to have an opinion on world affairs

I mean I won't lie I wish our military followed this sometimes but that's not how it works, friend
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>>37831815
>completely missing the importance of educated or non ignorant.

stop making us look bad
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>>37830691
i knew a thin claire in middle school, but anna and julie are always fat excluding famous people
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> pizza store next to my gym
> mfw walking out of gym past the fat cunts at the pizza place
> i swear one actually glared at me
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>>37831875
I'm not the one telling others not to voice their opinions, anon, and it isn't up to you whether they're educated or not
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>>37831815
>I mean I won't lie I wish our military followed this sometimes but that's not how it works, friend

Then you won't be voting for Hillary who voted yes on Iraq and pushed to take Gadaffi out of power against the Pentagons advice?
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>>37831979
>it isn't up to you whether they're educated or not

WTF does that even mean?

If you tell me the world is flat and only 5000 years old am I supposed to say, Oh, Im sure you are intelligent and well educated and that you came to that conclusion using solid evidence and critical thought so I shall reevaluate my opinion? Fuck that.

Also, Im all for free speech. Everyone should have the right to say what they think, but I will also mock people who say retarded shit in an attempt to get them to realize how retarded they are so that they can educate themselves. I wont take it personal and try to get the mob to attack, but I will attack ignorance and I expect others who have a fucking clue to call me out on mine.
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>>37829198
Well anon
Golda, the spanish word for Fat is Gorda.

So Golda=Gorda.
More specifically Gorda is for fat female
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>>37829725
I mean, it's literally flooded in the picture.
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>>37831967
100% the fat guy can murder the skinny one with his bear hands
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>>37831314
There's literally a fucking economic explanation of why Brexit is a horrible idea right above you, dumbass.

Guaranteed you think Trump has enough brain cells to run the country.
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>>37816747
God damnit this is the best thing that I have seen in a coons age.
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>>37816747
>I don't like to give up

Gave up on your diet years ago. Stop leading people on with your bullshit
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>>37831007
>30
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>>37830025
how is babby formed? how girl get pregnant?
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>>37830581
ironically looked like a cake from the thumbnail
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>>37830065
>hiding behind a smith machine
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I saw this an IM triggered

You don't want to see how many shares this has
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>>37832986
why is the before/after picture cut off?
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>>37820532
You have no idea what you're talking about. "Spike on the glycemic index" makes no sense.

>>37820695
is correct. Exercise increases insulin sensitivity. This is good. It doesn't mean it's time to eat candybars after you train. Although the 'anabolic window' is mostly bullshit and has been exaggerated by internet celebrities.
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>>37816747
I'm in fucking tears holy shit
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>>37833001
You asked for it
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>>37829725
yeah. obviously, dummy.
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>>37816747
That was satisfying to watch. I feel bad for her husband though
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>>37819010
like 80% of women with tattoos are fat
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>>37833039
>husband

wait, shes married?
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>>37828434
>5'2 112lbs
she probably meant to say "disgustingly small"
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>>37833067
i meant the guy she was calling for, dunno if thats her husband.
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>>37829525
>using a machine
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>>37833073
BMI of 20.5
>disgustingly small
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>>37833100
huh I guess I didn't do the math

why are 5'2 people so fucking tiny
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>>37829579
Dont have mutt kids, being a mutt sucks
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>>37833082
Gotcha, pretty sure that was a cameraman or director. Hes getting paid because of her shit so I dont feel so bad about that. Hes leaching off a leach.
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>>37832214
>touching an officer
Lolz
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>>37819464
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From the one and only heartiste commentary peanut gallery
>new Disney ride: the bonerkiller

LOLOLOL
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>>37829999
Brexit hasn't really happened yet you utter plebiscite.
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>>37816882
Doing god's work, anon
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>>37831956
What?
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>>37832214
>Enlisted man
>murdering an officer

Sure, death by Nazi firing squad sounds nice.
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>>37816747

>Next: I Am Jazz
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>>37832986
>If your first response is feeling uncomfortable because our body represents something you don't want to look like...
So showing pictures of fatties is fine but that advert on London's underground showing a healthy beach body had to be pulled?
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>>37833318
Pls go.
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Why are fatties in the gym immune from criticism?
I hate how everyone laps up their stupid token effort.
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How come there are never skinny person hate threads? Aren't they just as lazy?
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>>37833472
>skinny people have jobs
>can move on their own
>don't use my tax money to buy more shitfood
>don't take up the place for three people
>don't try to shove down their stupid body image into everyone's throat
>smell good
>don't wear bed sheets for clothing
>are aware that they're unhealthy
skinny people are indeed lazy but they don't make as much sound while they starve
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>>37830581
My fathers ex wife who is hella skinny is named brenda

meeting her was the most awkward experience of my life.
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>>37831053
Good read. Wish there were more cool people like fatbro and fatbro's Savior. People who want to change and people who are willing to support. The world would be a wonderful place.
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>>37833472
>skinny people are as lazy as fat people
Go home, fatty.
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>>37833026
And now I regret it
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>>37828434
>A-are you female?

No seriously I hope you aren't a Dude because if you are you need to gain weight
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>>37831967
>>>37831815
>>completely missing the importance of educated or non ignorant.
>stop making us look bad
I have an all you can eat Chinese place next to mine. Ffs, so many hamplanets at all ages and the smell of old fryer oil make me sick.
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>>37831053
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>>37833472

Because skinny people have the decency to keep their self esteem issues to themselves instead of trying to paint their poor choices in nutrition as the next step in civil rights.

Shit, if you're actually super skinny theres a two in three chance you're a starving african child with not enough money to buy food anyway. Nobody became fat because they were poor.
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I'm encoding the new episode
My god even her boss saids
>How can you be ok looking at your self in the mirror
Oh yeah she hurt her back in the shower trying to reach for shampoo on the floor
My sides on this one
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>>37829525
>am dyel
>can't even do my warmup
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