Get a tattoo that looks like striations

>>37800806
One full sleeve, one half sleeve.
Most the time you'll have a shirt on, so tats don't hide gains. If anything it makes people look at you more. Find a really good tattoo artist, pick an original tattoo.

Do not get tattoos of
>dream catchers, wolves, anchors, light houses, hearts/roses(unless you can somehow pull off biker look)
>do not get tattoos on hands, wrist, neck, face, anywhere that can not be hidden by a dress shirt.
Look at your picture, besides his autistic as fuck earrings he could put on a dress shirt and you'd never know he was a degenerate.

>>37800900
>full sleeve
>don't get tattoos on wrists

This is a called a 3/4 sleeve, doofus.

>>37800806

find a top tier artist and find a worthy piece for them to do

save up lots of money

>>37800900
>If anything it makes people look at you more.

And this is what every tattooed person secretly wants. Tats are for pathetic attention whores.

Don't get tattoos
Be born 3/4 black and 1/4 white.

Win genetic lottery all around and benefit from being a great athlete, smart, and rich grandpa leaving you inheritance money and keys to his business.

As far as I can tell tattoos are only a hindrance aesthetically. Any person you find attractive with a good looking body would otherwise look even better without them.

There is a lot of reasoning for this but yes one would be covering up gains.

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gotta match your tattoo ink with your fake tan
reverse spider webs on the delts to make em POP
CMON

>>37800806
They're always degenerate

>>37801066
You knew what I meant!
At least 1 inch from hand, at the very least.

>>37801344
Pretty much, but I like sleazy women, so that's ok.

Tatoees on forearms hide the baby wrists and arms...

>>37800806
>getting tattoos that enhance your physique

this is gayest thing i've ever heard. you might as well just get implants, you fucking mongrel. just lift weights and eat healthy. how fucking difficult is that?