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>be me, a 5'6" 250lb ham dwarf planet
So I've looked around and I figure if I maintain a 7000 kcal deficit every week for 50 weeks I might live well into my 50's, but once this has been accomplished I will have a lot of excess skin. I've come to terms with never knowing what sexual intimacy is like, but what are the health ramifications of too much excess skin?
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I'm an Aplha male u fat fuck.
And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasnos you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?
Yeah, I'm fucking her.
The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?
Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.
The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?
Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?
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>>37727080
It can get infected. If you have alot your insurance might cover it. for health reasons and you can get a "tummy tuck"

Other than that not much. Surgery is expensive but it's more than possible to get.

It all depends though. If you are young and have not been fat super long you might be ok.

You can also reduce loose skin naturally with bulking and cutting cycles.
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>>37727159
And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic fuck. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to fuck 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it.
And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and dissapear, and all that emo bullshit? You're triggering her "Don't Fuck" instinct something feirce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to fuck her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.
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>>37727159
>Brad thinks he is a chad
Top kek
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>>37727182
And she's cheating on you, I promise that. When she sits around quiet and uncomfortable, acting irritable and irrational towards you, wanting you to just back away and leave her alone, it's not her period. It's because I haven't called her for a day or two and her instincts are telling her to go find me. The primitive section of her brain doesn't want to risk smelling like another man when she gives herself to me, she wants me to know she's completely mine. We do things together she tells you she never would. Her pooper? Mine. I want to give her a facial? of course. I want her to suck the cum out of my dick, even though I just finished pumping away at her ass? she's never going to tell me no. She doesn't WNAT to tell me no. She wants me to know she'll do anything it takes to keep me. She'll rim my ass while she's down there sucking me off if it means pleasing me. She'll drink my cum from a shotglass. She'll wear a buttplug when we go out to dinner. She'll sleep handcuffed to my headboard. Anything.
And then she'll go home to you and tell you she's not in the mood today.
I'd say you should become an hero, but you being aruond makes her want a real man all the more, so keep fagging it up emo bitches, I'll keep that pussy warm while you're crying in the corner.
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>>37727164
>bulking and cutting cycles
Is there good evidence for this? I'm genuinely interested because I doubt I'll ever have enough money for plastic surgery, what with having no talents or marketable skills.
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>>37727182
Autism speaks.
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>>37727224
It's not plastic surgery. They just cut the skin off.

It's not actually that bad. Average cost is 5 grand

Work hard and make friends. Go to your local community center and do volunteer charity work. You can make connections and maybe find a job

Friends get you jobs.
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>>37727279
What if I told you that none of my friends have talents/skills and aren't going to college either, or that everyone at the non profit I help at will never work another day in their lives due to criminal record or old age?
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>>37727332
Get more friends?
Fuck if you got no skills just run for a low demand public office job. If you run unopposed you get a free job.
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I'm 5'8", 86kg.

I'm aiming for 74kg by September, 1kg loss per week. Will I get loose skin, should I slow it down to 0.5kg/week?
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>>37727609
You will not get loose skin
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>>37728029
5'5, 26, 230lbs,loose skin? kill myself?
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This is what OP might look like.
>>37727080
To answer whatever questions you have, read the sticky, friend.
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>>37727609
You won't get loose skin. And the speed at which you lose weight doesn't really matter.

>>37728494
Yes you will get loose skin. I was that weight before but at 5'8. Now I'm 145 and the skin on my torso is loose. My nipples are about 1 inch lower than they should be and my belly button is like 2-3 inches lower than it should be. I have a visible 4 pack.
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>>37728494

You might have loose skin. The best way to tell is if you post a pic and include your age

Also how long you have been fat is a big factor
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