Yandere thread.
General topic: Would you let your lover choke you until you pass out?
I cannot stop masturbating. I cannot sttop masturbatin;g, i cannot stop mastrubating
If I had one, maybe. Wouldn't go as far as passing out, would have some kind of safe sign.
I think we're done here
>>6580215
Yeah I would but I'm much more of a dom desu. Wouldn't choke out my waifu either
Also here is pilot story about a male dandere yandie I'll write more if people seem interested. I also need an editor if it isn't already painfully obvious.
http://pastebin.com/7sqQeGBA
>>6581268
Bro, your writing is edgier than 90s Superhero Comics. I get it you are trying to be dark and atmospheric, but it just comes off as trying to hard.
Also, in multiple instances you used one word multiple times in the same sentence. Writing 101 teaches you not to do that.
>>6581268
I'm gonna give you an honest critique. Not gonna be nice, but neither am I gonna say anything to discourage you on purpose.
I won't say it's bad... but your writing can be redundant ( I raised my fist up towards the mirror and winced as my fist followed its fate and met with the mirror.), I sooner see this guy as some highschool-level edgelord than a yan and... it doesn't feel like it flows well.
When it comes to writing, it's gonna suck, but you're gonna have to learn how to edit your own stuff.
As far as a pilot goes...I've no clue what to expect out of this guy outside of him feeling like he's 2kool4skool. From what's been said and described, I question how good of a legitimate character he is.
Keep writing.If you continue with this, I'll read and see what develops. Hex/10
>>6581384
>>6581389
yeah I was posting it for feedback most people have told me it came off as too edgy so far
MC is too much of a supreme gentleman
A friend has offered to help me along with it and write it in sort of a different style to help me sort of get a better feel and sort of dimentionalize him better.
Hopefully I can turn down the edgy dial and tryhard dial and use all the criticism to make a good story
I'll make a revised version of the pilot and go from there
LET THESE THREADS END
>>6581492
They will never end anon. Embrace it!~
>>6581492
We have clearly cross the line already, so lets keep going and see what happens
>>6580215
Sure
>>6581268
>Decides to read
>Usually am kind about reviews and critiques
>IT'S SO EDGY
Also why did he punch the mirror is this just to show how edgy he is
>“What does one do to deserve all of this torment?”
BEING SO EDGY EVEN THE MIRROR CAN'T HANDLE YOUR EDGINESS
>my body was aching for her.
This feels like it was shoehorned in to make him sound obsessed.
idk man this guy sounds like a boring one-dimensional edgy dude who you're trying to sell as yan by putting in that one little line about him being obsessed with someone.
>>6581492
You'll take these threads away when you pry them from my cold, dead, dere hands
hi
>>6580219
How about now? Have you stopped masturbating?
I think that hobbies are the best way to get into serious relationships.
What hobbys do you very clingy girls would swarm to? Something tells me archery.
>>6581758
No.
Would you bang your qt's brains with your fingers?
>>6581838
>nipplefuck
>brainfuck
my fetish.
the inyouchuu vns are a godsend.
>>6581762
Something tells me teaching obsessed/clingy girls how to use a weapon is a bad idea.
>>6581838
Sauce?
>>6581617
>see pic
>think it might be a manga I've never seen before
>nope, cropped porn
>SAO porn, much less
>>6581762
Vidya, anime/manga, books, writing, and collecting Pokemon plushies. I'm fairly obsessive about these things too.
Vidya in general is nice, although I wish Yandere Simulator (even if it is in a glorified alpha stage) had some focus on actually romantically pursuing your senpai. What's the point of killing the competition if I can't tell him how much I love him as I show him the extent I've gone to win him? At any rate I can generally satisfy my fantasies in the vidya...
>>6582133
Another collector of pokemon plush dolls?
>>6581959
Some hentai from the master artist John K Peta. He's great.
>>6582133
Post some of your writing! What pokemon plushies do you have?
http://www.rockcandy.se/?page=showflash&id=134
Would you ever rape your obsession?
>>6582133
What's your favorite book?
I love love looooooooooove catch22.
>>6582557
What the fuck
>>6582564
Nah, they wouldn't love me anymore.
>>6582775
jesus christ I just noticed she's actually dropping it
>>6582775
Are you saying you wouldn't give your eye to your senpai if he asked? You wouldn't be completely blinded. Missing one eye ain't that bad. Sounds like you two aren't devoted to each other enough.
>>6582890
My dick can't keep doing this anon please stop
>>6582472
>>6582557
I collect Mudkip plushies, Eevee and Eeveelutions, and legendaries. I'd link to my personal collection website but it has personal info on there.
Maybe one day I'll post my writing. I am professionally published in a couple of magazines (for short stories) and I'm working on a novel, but I've toyed with the concept of writing a series of short stories from the perspective of a female yandere that explores more than just the fetishized concept of a crazy woman (since, well, that is a large part of me but there's more to it than any work I've ever read explores).
But most of my yandere energy and focus goes directly to the sweet wonderful boy that's sitting next to me as I write this. Maybe one day I'll sit down and start drafting ideas.
>>6582571
Favorite book is a really hard question for me. My favorite genre is dark fantasy (I really like earlier Neil Gaiman; he's become too SJW after marrying Amanda Palmer who is almost certainly kekolding the shit out of him) but as a part of my degree I've taken classes on Shakespeare and a variety of other lit classics that I adore.
>>6583302
Neil seems like the kind of person who would kek her too, though.
Maybe writing about extreme yandere stuff could be fun. Body horror, rape, murder, all that stuff. The pic of the girl getting her eye licked by onii-san is adorable.
not yandere, but I'm posting it anyways because it's John K Peta.
I'm just gonna post the link here.
https://www.fakku.net/artists/john-k-peta
>>6583302
How big is your collection of pokemon? Do they take up several shelves?
>>6583432
>fakku
Top fucking lel. What, can't you get around the picture of the panda? Awwww.
Yanderes, would you let your senpai crush your ovaries?
>>6583512
>paying for anything you can get for free
>>6580215
yes please
>>6583406
Probably, but she's stated before that she's polyamorous and told Neil she would sleep with dudes and girls while on tour. Personally as an obsessive yandere I don't understand polyamory--it even disgusts me on a kneejerk emotional level--but I guess if it works for them then whatever. I just wouldn't tolerate it at all in my relationship. He knows he's mine and mine alone.
>>6583436
Combining both my childhood collection of American plushies and my more recent adult collection of Japanese stuff, yes, they'd span several shelves. My Japanese collection currently occupies two shelves.
>>6583468
No. I want children with him. If anyone is doing crushing, it's going to be me with his balls if he were ever to stray from me.
>>6583834
http://www.pajiba.com/seriously_random_lists/the-most-9-splendid-answers-from-an-evening-with-neil-gaiman-and-amanda-palmer-a-reddit-ama.php
>NG: “We both came from closed relationships (although Amanda had tried all sorts of relationships before that one). We both wanted to be with each other, but also we wanted more than that. From the very beginning of the relationship, in early 2009, possibly even before we started actually going out, we knew we wanted to be free to be with other people when we were away, and that we wanted to build the kind of a relationship in which that would bring us closer. So far it’s working pretty well.
So yeah, he's polyamorous too. He's not really getting keked, they're both consensually banging other people. They've also been married for two years.
>>6580215
I'm not exactly new here but sometimes I forget that this is a bad place
dated a yandere girl for two years
it's fun to romanticize and masturbate to. would seriously, truly not recommend
>>6583518
w-what
what could that possibly mean
>>6584079
Oh, I've never seen that quote before. Well, I hope it's working for them. It is definitely not my thing, but hey. Neither of them are the focus of my yandere obsession.
>>6584143
What would you do if the focus of your yandere obsession suddenly said they wanted polyamory or some other form of "hey, let's go bang other people"?
>>6584172
Not the anon you're talking to, but I'd have to drop them. I would become destructive to myself and others if I had to cope with that.
>>6584194
You can just "drop" obsessions? Are you sure you're yandere?
>>6584238
Well drop is a process. Think of it like quitting cold turkey.
>>6584240
How could you do that without constantly wanting to kill yourself?
>>6584251
Last time I was suicidal and a friend noticed and made me stay at his house with him and his wife, they're like my brother and sister. The wife works from home so there was someone there all the time.
If the person is your everything quitting them cold turkey would be like attempting to quit air cold turkey, wouldn't it?
>>6584256
yeah of course! everyone knows this
Does that mean if you are capable of moving on, they weren't really your everything?
>>6584266
If they can't be your everything can you move on? I'd rather move on then deal with them fucking and loving someone else.
>>6584271
Why couldn't they be your everything? You just have to convince them that they're wrong or fix your own emotions for their sake. It's a problem that can be fixed.
>>6584266
It means they were a great feeling to you at some point, but you had not fully adapted to become incapable of moving on, or fully accepted them to be your everything yet.
I guess this acceptance is what separates an obsession towards someone and the anime term yandere.
>>6584281
Perhaps truly "becoming one" with another human being is impossible IRL. Why can't we live in an anime?
>>6584289
It's not impossible!
I think hentai where two people merge with each other should be considered yandere.
>>6584290
How does one merge with another?
>>6584293
Open the gates of both of your minds and let each other in.
>>6584296
How is it possible to find someone who is that compatible without being changed?
>>6584304
If it's about wanting to not change so your love can be whole, I think changing won't be that bad towards this. But then again you can't just choose someone randomly. If you manage to find someone that is compatible in more ways than not, there is a big deal of those incompatibilities that can be accepted into yourself, and you can work on fixing the rest.
Maybe ones idea of their self should be more expansive, and yet unchanging. That way they can understand their possible lovers causes and reactions.
"thyphoid mary" would be a good tripcode
>>6584304
But if you open the gates of your minds, your compatibility should be unending I think. The problem would lie in who you would open your mind to.
>>6584338
I'll never find someone worthwhile. Most humans are crap.
>>6584396
I understand. No one is really worth obsessing over.
I'll keep myself strong willed because I adore the possibility.
http://imgur.com/a/TdbX9
I'm still kind of proud of these. I used to be terrified of making my own blood flow, but I've overcome that. What should I draw next?
>>6584707
Draw a tree!
>>6584719
Alright. I'll do it next time I make blood flow. I might use a pen or something to make it prettier-- using blood alone is pretty difficult... maybe if I used a paintbrush instead of my fingers it would be easier.
>>6584739
Thank you so much, but do it with blood alone and your fingers so it remains pure.
>>6584746
If that's what you would prefer, sure!
>>6584757
thank you anon
>>6584316
iktf ;_;
>tfw no yandere gf or friend
Why even live?
>>6585166
Remember: Along the tracks, not across the street.
>>6581826
I feel your pain, but only have this to contribute to your suffering.
posting for those on /a/ who can't find this.
>>6585846
Thanks man
Someone should put it on sadpanda since its not uploaded yet
>>6585879
Oh boy
>>6585884
that would be it.
Hope everyone, whether from /a/ or not, could enjoy it.
>>6585884
Thanks for the dump I am diamonds
>>6585886
Can you upload the file on zippyshare or mega?
>>6585884
Fuck.
An instant classic. Saved for sure.
>>6580215
wtf. such an disgusting pic..
>>6586038
You're on 4chan, newfag. There is literally an amputee thread on /d/ every week, and that isn't even the creepiest thing here.
Right now we have
>four active threads for /d/eviants who get off to the idea of slowly digesting alive,
>a thread for individuals who like the idea of rupturing the insides of some chick with a massive load,
>a body horror thread,
>threads about getting off to people who have their souls raped out,
>a thread for women melting into soup,
>a thread for parasitic eggs being shoved into a helpless victim's uterus,
>tentacle rape (a classic),
>a person devolving into a mass of reproductive organs,
>a myriad of brain washing thread involving everything from simply submitting, to becoming a sex craving animal, to changing your gender,
>a thread for losing your humanity and embracing sick, unnatural mutations,
>a thread for turning into a statue. A fuckable statue.
>A thread for suffocating one's lover during sex
>"Semen Food". I'm not checking what that is, exactly.
>A thread for sex in public,
>ballbusting
>cuntbusting
>turning into someone's genitalia
>slimegirls
>and plant fucking
Just to name a few.
TL,DR; Nothing is disgusting here, because everything is disgusting here.
>>6581762
Ive never met a girl who was really into horses and also completely sane.
>>6586127
Is that why there's that saying that you should never date a girl who owns a horse? I've never understood that piece of handed-down wisdom. Is it because they see massive horse dick or something?
>>6586165
the type of girl to be gifted a horse is likely to have a princess complex and daddy issues, among other things
>>6582133
>Fantasies about being yandere
I've never heard of this before. It makes sense that it would be a thing but I've never run into it.
>>6586058
Not that guy, but personally I haven't come to /d/ in like year as I was just linked by the yandere thread on /a/ and I can honestly say that every time I've ever come to /d/ I am amazed that such odd fetishes exist and I am glad a place like /d/ exist to provide a house for all of them.
>>6585884
I just noticed, but is this hyocorou? If so, did s/he continue the yandere oreimo series?
>>6586266
No, its from the one who draw the yandere moth
>>6585863
it was, for about 13 hours before it was removed
>>6587075
If you find anything that points to a girl owning a horse either hidden at her home, or at a stable GTFO. I can't stress this enough.
Yandere =/= Guro
Guro is banned on 4chan
When will you learn
>>6587531
It's mostly the more graphic stuff that's banned. OPs pic isn't, if that's what you're referring to.
>>6587536
There's plenty of guro in this thread without even looking at OP
i miss spooks
Is yandere a banned word on /r9k/? Or is it yandere general, or yg? Why are yandere threads forbidden there now?
http://imgur.com/lym4zhq
The site glitched out.
>>6587681
Posting in general should be forbidden there desu
How come scared is logged on the site so often?
>>6587696
You should ask her.
>>6587698
I'm shy. You do it, anon!
>>6587700
I'm not the one that wants to know about a person I don't know or care about.
Don't be a pussy, go on.
>>6587702
No way. I bet her reasons are really normal and she'd be creeped out if I asked.
Or maybe she only logs on to write spooks love letters even though they're skyping all day.
>>6587705
I bet it's to claim ownership of spooks or some other really retarded reason. Nothing you should be curious about unless you're planning to get with her.
>>6587709
You should ask her. I bet they're sharing nudes all the time and don't even wear pants ever.
Or what if she's helping code the site and making it less glitchy?
I heard scared has thirsty orbiters
I bet scared is a cute nerdy asian with glasses who codes a lot and she's improving the site with spooks.
No but really, she's been online for like two hours.
holy shit they've been cybering forever
>>6584083
Depends on what type she was. Pic related.
I wish I had a yandere wife whod make me her sissy princess.
>>6587770
>>>>> /gentlefemdom/
Y'all niggas need a sermon.
http://www.cavestory.org/forums/threads/kageryushins-infamous-sermon-upon-yanderekology.1609/
>>6587796
Truly a classic.
ded thred
res thread
"welcome home big brother, you're a little later today than usual"
I'm the asshole somehow after being lead on for a month then starting to talk to a girl who shows actual interest in me, right? I'm just another thirster, right? But encouraging me to sperg gets your laughs so I guess everything is all fine and dandy.
Hopefully you've all got your laughs in at the sperg. Make sure you make all those logs/archives that you've made, made public now so even more people can laugh at me being lead on for 3-4 weeks and know how much of a loser I am.
Peace out. I hope you've all enjoyed the show. its all for the fun in it, as long as its in the expense of someone else, right?
Would it be too much to ask of you people to at least hide everything about Corpse, especially the second message I sent to yan-san about him? I am a human so I do actually care about other people's feelings unlike some people.
Why couldn't you people just let me idle in peace.
I wish you all the best of luck, hopefully you all find your soulmates. Peace out.
>>6587917
congratulations on graduating from the IRC, anon
>>6587917
Is yan san the meowfish?
It'd be nice if you made things clear so others can avoid a similar issue.
>>6587957
I'm honestly not sure, they seem like a really good person honestly. Its probably more of the fact that I'm paranoid about everyone.
>>6587957
honestly I take calling her a catfish back. I may be upset but she doesn't deserve to be called names. They're a good person. Sometimes things just don't work out.
>>6582544
I... I can't stop laughing...
>>6588072
>tfw you will never be sexed forcibly by someone you love
Is it true someone from IRC killed themselves?
http://imgur.com/a/y1Ipz
>>6588151
That was me man, I'm dead.
>>6588174
Holy shit. How cute would a story about a dead yandere stalking her lover from beyond the grave be? A cute little ghost girl causing negative things to happen to all the living girls who pay attention to him.
>>6588160
who is this
>>6588181
Kuki.
>>6588190
Well good job scaring off all the women. I bet she'll think next time before she trusts someone. That'll show her!
I also have no clue who this is.
>>6588160
Holy fuck, are you still assmad at her or something?
>>6588195
They're just throwing names around
It's obviously kinsgrit
itty bitty titty commitee
>>6588160
What was even the point of posting this?
>>6581762
Reverse search gives literally nothing. I hate to be that guy, but...
Well, have this, so the post ain't a waste of space.
>>6588551
Your image is such a cutie.
>>6588620
Have some more, then.
>>6588628
>>6588620
The artist puts out some near-lethal cute in general, including several picture sets with that girl.
For reference: http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=888112
>>6588634
including a game
>>6588637
Two games, actually. There was Love at First Sight, and then there's Teaching Feeling.
The latter in particular is diabetes-inducing.
>>6588643
>Teaching Feeling
I know too much about feeling.
Oh gosh look at all those pretty things on the desk. I wish I could make something similar for my little chuuni.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lphgJk1y9k
>tfw no qt yandere gf to watch anime or play video games
Just kill me now
>>6588680
sorry to hear anon
my s/o and I play games all day and watch a movie (anime or 2d) every night, we might start watching a few eps of an anime every night if we dont have more movies lined up.
good luck
>>6588736
Good for you man just cherish those moments. Maybe one day I will get them.
>>6588736
You forgot about all the fapping.
>>6588677
What was the purpose of that post? It ain't yandere.
>>6588773
The same could be said of all posts.
>>6588736
You ever talk about philosophy or the future? Or just play games and wank?
>>6588786
Last night we talked about how lives can be so separate and so intertwined at the same - not just talking about ours either. How some people can feel like they are doing the right thing but other people can think otherwise.
About how love is different for everybody, and each time it's different. How crazy the mind is, how it's impossible to explain and portray certain thoughts.
Also about how fun it would be to be handcuffed together and stuff.
>>6588809
You go on IRC a lot, don't you?
>>6588809
Can you elaborate on the whole "love is different for everybody and each time it's different" thing? I'm curious.
>>6588822
does the IRC actually have girls?
Could the fact that a girl from /yg/ killed herself get our community in hot water?
>>6588809
What lives were you talking about?
>>6588828
I don't know if love was the right word to use, I just thought about how interesting it was that even though 'relationships' are really just two people who are together, no matter how many relationships you're in, the dynamic and attitude and whole personality of the relationship is different between the two people involved, as well as different from previous relationships and from future ones.
It's just a cool thing to think about.
>>6588837
What were your past relationships like?
>>6588838
Someone from IRC. And I know we have other suicidal people in the community, including on the site.
yandere.org is a lawsuit waiting to happen.
>>6588844
is the irc a circlejerk like all others?
Really, though, what would happen if we had more suicides on our hands? It can't be denied that having a yandere mindset is a dangerous thing to encourage..
Or worse, a suicide where someone specifically mentioned our community and site in their suicide note?
>>6588872
post the note so I can read it
>>6588876
It's a theoretical scenario.
>>6588883
lies now post it
>>6588885
Post yours first!
>>6588896
I don't have a suicide note.
>>6588906
Me neither. Go write one and post it here!
>>6588909
>tfw no qt suicidal gf
>>6588923
>Romanticizing suicidal tendencies
Kill yourself.
>>6588933
That's what this community is doing. We're glorifying mental illness. We're romanticizing loving someone so much you'd commit murder over it.
>>6588933
Except killing your lovers family is acceptable right? Yeah no thanks kill yourself hypocrite.
>>6588935
Didn't kill anyone.
>>6588940
You wouldn't be yandere enough to kill for your lover? You wouldn't kill yourself for them if you had hurt their feelings? Gosh, anon.
>>6581268
Lots and lots of cliches in your writing, not seeing any purpose or distinction that makes me care about that scene any more than every other scene where a character stares themselves down in the mirror.
Sorry.
>>6588959
Are you saying that it's okay to glorify killing others but that glorifying killing one's self is wrong? How does your mind work?
>>6588933
It would be very yandere to kill yourself if your lover asked you to, or if they would be better off with you dead for whatever reason.
>tfw senpai wants me dead
>>6588989
Hah jokes on them, I want to die
>>6588995
why?
The more I think about it, the more I realize that our community could probably cause a whole lot of media hullabaloo if the right people noticed us.
>>6588964
Neither should be seen as "okay", dumbass. That should be obvious. I just mentioned that there's a difference between the two.
I'm sure not everyone here wants someone to commit suicide.
We should become a suicide cult, à la Heaven's Gate.
>>6589014
>tfw no chuuni yandere gf
>>6589014
Why are you so angry? Have you been having suicidal thoughts? No, seriously. What's going on, anon?
>>6589014
Have you considered drowning your sorrows in alcohol with your friends?
>>6589014
slut
>>6589028
Why not go to your lover for comfort if this is making you angry? Please, if you kill yourself, make sure the suicide note mentions our community. It would be amusing.
>>6589028
Was the slut comment accurate? You sound triggered.
>>6588933
>telling someone to kill themselves immediately after writing about how glorifying suicide is wrong
Is this a joke? I'm screencapping this for posterity.
>>6589054
It was for comedic value, yes.
Since we're on the topic of suicide, we could talk about our suicidal thoughts.
I've been wanting to do it for a long time. For some reason, there are people who insist that it isn't my time to go. If it wasn't for them I'd probably be gone by now.
A few weeks back I wanted to jump off the balcony. And you know what? I actually thought it would be a noble act. I thought it would be good for everyone, maybe that it would make senpai smile or laugh. I sat on the railing but eventually backed off. And for this, I feel guilty. Guilty for not being yandere enough to go through with it.
If I were properly obsessive, if I was what he wanted me to be, I would be dead. I should be dead. I feel disgust at my fear and lack of devotion. I want him to laugh and smile because of me.
>>6589073
I would love you for who you are, and wouldn't want to change you.
>>6589080
Why did you delete it?
>>6589083
Anything beats being lonely for years like me.
>>6589086
Autism isn't yandere. This thread is all about psychosis, thank you very much.
I want to be a good girl. I want to be what he wants me to be. I'm so scared of taking the trip to hell all alone, though.
I just want someone to push me off the railing.
>>6589109
Death is wonderful.
>>6589111
Wow, it's fucking nothing.
Grow up.
>>6589115
>nothing
How is that not wonderful? It's like sleep, but without dreams. And it would make senpai happy.
>>6589121
But dreams are the best part of sleeping.
>>6589124
And resting, and waking up so you can get tired again.
>>6589124
Not without senpai. And honestly, this community has convinced me that thinking otherwise would be wrong.
In certain cases, suicide is the best option for everyone.
>>6589133
Specify your issue with what I said?
>>6589135
Why would you value a stranger's life? Wouldn't my death be amusing? It could make our community famous. What is your goal?
>>6589136
Your death would be inconsequential. If I was presented with your death, I'd feel bad, as I am conditioned to, and that's about it. Your suicide idea thing is a small-time ambition. It's comparable to a shitty martyr blowing up accidentally. Don't mock me in particular by suggesting I would profit greatly from such a petty thing.
>>6589141
Why would you feel bad at a stranger's death?
>>6589143
Because the mind is affected by such things, and such is my case.
