Spider-man heard you talking shit last night and is PISSED, he wants you dead. The character in the last comic book you read will protect you, how screwed are you?
Hardmode: If it's two Peter Parker's they both try to kill you.
I ain't scared
The last book I read was a GL book so I'm fine, Spider-Man can't do shit to me in space
>>84560044
Spider-Man wouldn't want to kill any one, especially for such an inane reason, so it's probably just Chameleon. Spider-Man will protect me.
Lobo, lol good fucking luck
>>84560044
Gwenpool so im probably fucked.
>mfw the last thing I read was Hellboy
As long as I don't go full retard and start reading from some magic tome to try and save myself and accidentally summon a spider monster I'm all good. Hellboy probably even has some magic shit that'll work on Peter just because of the Spider Totem bullshit.
>>84560044
>Peter
>killing
Boy you sure scared me!
>Spider-woman
She'll just pheromone his shit up and we'll fly away.
>>84560154
She knows all his secrets so it's a good one
>>84560154
No she should know that being in a Spider-Man crossover will boost her sales. She'd do her best to save you and make him look foolish.
>Superman's Girlfriend Lois Lane
im not nearly creative enough to predict the outcome
Agent venom. Not sure how fucked. Probs get fucked at some point.
>Welcome back, Frank
I think I'll be ok. Not great, but ok
>>84560044
Hal Jordan, I think I'm fine
>>84560122
>>84560196
In this situation Peter is bloodlusted, no way around that unless the person protecting you can control emotions
Read All new ultimates
>>84560044
>Ms. Marvel
Fuck
>>84560044
>Spider-Man wants to kill me
>pic related is protecting me
Good fucking luck, Parker.
>>84560044
>Miles
no sweat, he'll just sting Parker for an easy win
>>84560215
>lois dumps superman for spider-man to make him jealous
>spider-man has to deal with a jealous supes now
Meanwhile you'll be watching them fight with Lois while eating popcorn.
>>84560044
>Spider-Man is protecting me from Spider-Man.
Aw fuck, not another clone saga.
>>84560245
lmao frank cant stop pissed spider-man
Venom:Space Knight. Thanks God,Venom is raging again,spidey is doomed.
Old man Logan.
>Shocker
I'm good
>>84560044
>vision
Either he kills me himself or he starts hallucinating and thinks im his dead son
>>84560245
no
>>84560044
Carnage-man?
I'm so saved my house burnt down and I've been shot off to mars on a SHIELD helicarrier somehow
Afrika Bambaataa's got my back.
>>84560044
Good to know my protector is CUTE
>>84560709
top kek
>>84560882
Now post the bullshit part next page.
>>84560709
Last I read was this.
>>84560044
Ghost rider, I think I'd be more than ok.
>>84560044
I think Wolverine will protect me just find.
>>84560044
I'm thinking I'll be fine and he'll be doomed.
Carnage-man has got my back.
>>84561771
Nigga he has the worst track record against Spidey.
>>84561771
Wolverine has been defeated by Spider-man quite a few times.
He's just too slow, weak, and reckless.
>>84560932
The real question is whether Spider-man is white enough to resist those beats.
>>84560044
Harley Quinn
I'm pretty fucked.
Come at me, bro.
>spider-man wants to kill me
>spider-man will protect me
But I love Spider-Man! Why would I talk shit about him?
>>84560044
>read All-star Superman before bed last night.
Good luck with that Spidey.
>>84562154
>implying he couldn't cook up Kryptonite webbing
>MJ
That's pretty much the perfect answer.
>>84562037
>Reading comprehension
>Hardmode: If it's two Peter Parker's they both try to kill you.
Unless you're talking about Miles or something.
>>84560044
I think I'm fine.
>>84560044
>Green Lantern
I just have to leave the planet for a while. He will cool down or forget about me eventually.
>>84561771
You're done for buddy.
Same powers + Venom Blast +Minority Points= Easy Victory
>>84562296
So it ultimately depends who is writing the story.
Franks pretty popular these days and if he is trying to defend me clearly I'm not that bad a person, so I think I'll be fine.
>>84560709
One Above All is sucker for Peter's dick. Wouldn't happen.
>>84560762
hey maybe lois will date me to make superman jealous, r-right guys?
>Judge Dredd
I confess to a crime and get sent to the cubes. Masked vigilante AND tries to break into an iso-block to murder someone under the department's watch? Spidey's drokked.
>>84561771
>Last comic I read was Future Quest
Got Space Ghost and Birdman to back me up. I ain't never scared.
>>84562368
>So it ultimately depends who is writing the story.
Literally the answer to every versus thread.
Fucking Paste Pot Pete could kill Superman if the writer wanted him to
>>84560124
Oldbo' or Fagbo'?
>>84560044
Fuck, I have two Spider-men against me, Im pretty fucked
>>84562370
I doubt OAA would hold Peter's hand through murdering some random guy. Or interfere at all really.
He never even had a chance on his quest for vengeance.
>>84560044
>Constantine
I think I'm fine
Well safe from Spiderman anyway
>>84560044
he dead
>>84560932
based
Maybe Gwen could speak to his heart
>>84560044
Undead Vampire Batman from Batman Crimson Mist
last thing i read was agent venom maybe i will be alright
>>84560932
Does he also try to molest you or Spider-Man?
>>84560044
Scarlet Spider is already the pissed Spider-Man. This'll be good
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goddamnit
>>84562175
All-Star Superman is the keyword. He was immune to kryptonite. His powers went up to an 11, but essentially Superman had supercancer.
>>84562740
Came here to post this
>>84564587
Aracely a cute
>>84560044
He has dealt with worse but then again I might get killed before he stops spiderman.
>>84560044
>Lucifer
Yeah, I think I'm good.
I guess it depends on which cable I get and if he just grabs spiderman with telekinesis and throws him into the stratosphere or if its old fuck cable and just tries to shoot him.
Last thing I read was Watchmen
so do I get to choose who I want?
Cuz if so, Doc Manhattan is just gonna curbstomp Spidey.
>>84560709
He'll make a deal with him.
>Cable & Deadpool
Probably fucked with just Deadpool, same with just tech Cable but if I got Cable at the hight of his power Spidey is fucking toast.
>Calvin and Hobbes
I'm good.
>>84560044
>Batman Beyond comic
Terry and Spidey are pretty similar, but I'd say Terry has a slight advantage.
How the heck did I manage to make SPIDEY mad enough to kill? That doesn't seem very in character.
>Booster Gold
...I'm not sure how safe I am.
>>84560044
This ought to be good.
>>84560282
Peter would overcome the bloodlust through willpower and his "nobody dies" mentality.
I think I'm fine
>>84560044
>Spider-Man vs Superman Prime
Yeah, I'm fine.
>>84560044
>Alice from Tales from Wonder
Im dead but at least my dick is wet
>Secret Wars' Doom
I'm more concerned about the guy protecting me.
>>84560044
>Marshal Law
this... should be interesting
