Tonight's episode is the Three Predictions of Dr. Doom. How are you today? Take a break, relax and hopefully enjoy.
Alright let's do this.
GOTTA DO 50 REPS MORE SOON I'LL BE SWOLER THAN THE HULK OR HIS REPLACEMENT HULK
Johnny: Ben! Stop! We came to bowl and we can't while you're making a racket in the rec room!
What are you gonna do about it torchy? I clobber where I please!
Fwooooooosh
H-hey!
What the fuck did you do that for? That was my favorite punching metal punching bad you little bitch? Well if I can't punch that I'll take out my rocky angst on your thick skull!
IT WAS MY FAVORITE THING TO PUNCH AND YOU RUINED IT. IT WAS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT FROM IRON MAN.
Ha! I love manipulating those two into fighting it out! I didn't really want to bowl today at all!
>>84544242
Dick move Johnny dick move
> MEANWHILE
RICHAAAAA-- Oh hi Sue! How are you? Your hair is looking nice today. Is Reed Richards at home? Can you get him? I'd appreciate it.
Reed! Honey! Come quick! Dr. Doom is on the TV again! Can you get him off? I have a lot of money riding on today's races!
Thing: Doom? Didn't we watch you fire yourself from one of Reed's missiles he keeps around and see you land somewhere in Jersey?
Reed: Obviously that was a Doombot! A twist that surprises and entertains no one ever! So Doom what do you want? Today's our day off!
I've come to make predictions! Evil predictions! Naturally you're the first ones I want you to hear them! I am a mystic after all!
Thing: WHY YOU! IF I WANTED MY HOROSCOPE READ I'D READ THE PAPER
Reed: Shhhh let's see where this is going. I think it's really neat!
Ok ok!
First! I'll remove the heart from the Fantastic Four!
Second! I'll take away the Fantastic Four greatest strength!
Third! The strongest power will prevail!
Oh and Sue, if you want to bet on races I'd suggest you put all your money on Rainbow Dash.
>>84544622
Pffft, okay.
THAT TEARS IT! FIRST YOU COME INTO OUR TV ON OUR DAY OFF AND THEN YOU MAKE THE LAMEST LAMEASS PREDICTIONS THAT EVER CAME FROM LAME TOWN: POPULATION YOU AND THEN YOU GO ALL BARNEYFAG ON US
GET OUTTA HERE
HA! You nor any mod can't stop me from making equine references for I have diplomatic immunity! Furthermore I used super science to project myself over your tv! You wasted hundreds of dollars for nothing! Byeeeee!
>>84544377
New RICHAAAAARDS archive when
>>84544350
Classic Reed.
Well, shit.
Ben that's coming out of your pay. I do wonder what's the deal with those predictions. They're more vague than the psychic hotline.
Oh look at the time! I'm going to be late for my photoshoot! Should I cancel? Dr. Doom sounded like he was threatening us.
>>84544706
How accurate is this to the actual Fantastic 4 comics.
Was the guy actually full on Professor Impossible?
Eh It's probably nothing go on ahead. But remember I'm due at the United Nations to receive an award in two hours and you're all expected to be there.
...
So you want me to stand like this? Am I doing it right?
Yes yes! Like that! Now you're Sabretooth! Rawwwr! Now give me a J. Jonah Jameson face like you're about to fire Peter Parker! Now Ok now you're Janet Van Dyne! Look like you've just been smacked! Peeeerfect!
Hey! What! What is this! Who are you?
Surprise! It was me Sue Richards! It was me all along!
I've removed the heart of the Fantastic Four and now I can have my way with you if I want to!
BUT DOOM YOU DON'T LIKE GIRLS
>>84544901
the van dyne special?
Oh yeah!
But I do have these plants from my plant gun. Pretty neat, right? Just another super science power I have! Super Botany! Now I'll take you hostage
Sue: Where are you taking me anyways?
Doom: Oh nowhere special. I just designed a rocket ship to look like a water silo and have a hidden air base ship. The rest you'll have to see when my second prediction comes true!
Wheeeeeee
THE UNITED NATIONS ANNUAL AWARDS SESSION WILL NOW COME TO ORDER
>>84545045
Well at least he's having fun.
Where IS she? I'm going to look like a complete tool if I don't have an attractive woman hanging off my arm when I get my award! And I'll have to explain why she couldn't make it? What am I supposed to say? She's here but invisible! No one's going to buy that!
Silence! Listen to me! I am Dr. Doom! Vote to recognize me as ruler! Or else I'll destroy every major city in the world with ... TIDAL WAVES!
Every major city? He's bluffing! Even Mexico city?
y-yes! ESPECIALLY MEXICO CITY
To prove I'm serious I'm going to set loose one of my tidal waves on the Hudson river!
And I also messed up your map of the world! Ha ha!
See?! There goes an abandoned ship yard! My Tidal Waver can do that AND MORE!
You delegates have 24 hours to vote me in as world leader.
Thing: We gotta stop him! I won't let him ruin Las Vegas!
>>84545284
hello insurance pay off!
and they said that acts of science clause was madness!
>>84545313
Making me wanna listen to Mm.. Food
Oh hi there Richards, Mr. Thing, Mr. Torch. I've got your Sue right here.
>>84545376
sue looks so bored there
Sue! He's got Sue!
I JUST SAY THAT TORCH WEREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION?!
Anyways! Yes! My first prediction has come true! I have removed the heart from the Fantastic Four! And if you want to see her again alive you'll not interfere with my plans!
That's not a prediction Doom! That's just your villainous plan! The definition of prediction suggests that it's over and act or event that you don't have direct control over! If you weren't a college dropout you'd know that!
>>84544989
Wow, that got pretty rapey for a second there and then just sorta resolved itself.
>>84545440
>my feet hurt
>these plants chafe
>I wish i were at a real fashion shoot
>none of these plebs knows what hautw coture is
Ah! I predicted you'd say something like that Richards! Anywho, delegates, you have 24 hours. Now I bid you... bye!
WHAT ARE WE STANDING AROUND HERE FOR?! WE GOTTA SAVE SUE!
Johnny! No! How's it going to look if you stop Dr. Doom by yourself! We're a team!
So cool off! I'm the leader! I say where and when we go!
Johnny: I'm sorry.
Reed: You are forgiven. Let's get back to the lab.
Thing: Whatcha working on Reed?
Reed: Oh I'm just searching for Dr. Doom in the sky with my super radar. I'm going to call it Reedar when I sell it to the public.
Yeah! He's gotta be out there somewhere! Knowing Doom he's in outer space or something! But can we save him before the tidal waves start?
Thing: Look! On the screen! You found him!
Reed: I found him! He was hidden up there behind that wispy cloud his ship generated the whole time! Now to ENHANCE.
Alright so that's the layout of the stage when we go board the ship. Thing, you memorize this so we know where to go.
Yeah! I'm looking forward to giving his metal ass a pounding he'll never forget!
Reed: Yes yes we're all looking forward to that. His ship is cloaked from most traditional sensors so I put a magnet on one of our fighters and we'll use that to home in on him.
TA-DA!
I'm going to turn on the magnet now! When the ship starts shaking violently uncontrollably and is drawn quickly to Doom's vessel... that' perfectly normal and everything is working as designed.
Thing: The bullshit I have to put up on this team... you know I got a delicate stomach.
Johnny: Why do I have to stay in the ship? I can fly just fine on my own.
WE MADE IT! THING! DO THE THING!
Finally! Hey! The hull is made out of aluminum foil!
Ben! I'm over here! Can you untie so I can stretch my legs?
What's up my Fantastic homies! I see you made it here JUST LIKE I PREDICTED!
>>84546049
How do you actually stop Sue from using her powers? Psychic incapacitation? Because I imagine she can still use her powers like that
These are my sporoid men! I grew them in a lab in keeping with my hobby of botany! It's really quite easy and also trained them to use a cosmic rays gun I invented! One blast and it will remove all your powers and turn you back into normal people again! Or give you super powers if you're a normal person I guess.
>>84546128
I think she's just sorta going along with it. She doesn't seem very invested in any of this.
ME ME ME PICK ME! SHOOT! DO IT! DO IT NOW! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
>pew pew
Johnny: No one's taking my powers away!
Doom: WATCH THE CLOAK
Reed: Ben! Are you ok! That's a lot of cosmic rays you just took head on!
Ben: OAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
Hey! I'm handsome again! Thank you Doctor Doom for giving me what I've always dreamed of!
TEEHEE! MY SECOND PREDICTION CAME TRUE! I removed the Fantastic Four's greatest strength! Go me! 2 for 2 baby!
>>84546325
How many times has he been turned back to normal only for it to wear off by the end of the episode?
But seriously, Ben Grimm you're free to go. You can send me a thank you card at Latveria if you wish with a gift card or something.
Johnny, you go one way and I'll go another!
Ben! You're pretty much off the team. I don't have use for normies on the Fantastic Four. We'll give She-Hulk a call when we get back.
... well at least I got my looks.
>>84546400
In this show? I think this may be the only time.
Oh you're still here Ben? Pull up a chair and watch because I've got the Fantastic Four in death traps in record time. After you watch them die we can go catch a movie or play chess or something.
I put the invisible girl in one of those crushing room deathtraps. Cliche I know! But have you ever seen one in an airplane before! I bet not!
The Human Torch I put in a spinning room! It spins a lot and makes his fire go out! Ingenious!
And Mr. Fantastic I tricked into going into my walk-in freezer and then locked the door on him afterwards! He'll catch a cold and die from hypothermia for sure!
Nice speedo, Ben Grimm by the way. As you can see, we'll be done faster than you can say the quadratic equation!
>>84546515
Diablo almost got there
Quadratic equation? Is that some sort of fitness regimen? OH WAIT THAT'S NERD STUFF.
Am I going to sit here and let my friends die when Dr. Doom clearly deserves a wedgie?
I have no choice... I must become the Thing again.
You win again Status quo.
BUT AT LEAST IT'S CLOBBERING TIME
Dr. Doom! The United Nations will NOT give into your demands and vote you leader of the world. We're doing it! We're taking a chance that you're bluffing!
...
I'm going to do it! Watch me destroy the world!
I'm doing it on the count of 5!
5!
4!
3!
2!
BAM
>>84544646
Fucking kek'd
I EASILY SAVED ALL MY FRIENDS FROM YOUR STUPID DEATHTRAPS AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET IT, DOOM!
AS SOON AS I BREAK DOWN THIS DOOR YOU HID BEHIND
Stop Ben! It's no use! That door's too powerful and it's not clobbering time anymore!
Really? It's not?!
Ha ha! Can't flame your flame through this problem! What a loser!
WHILE YOU TWO ARE GOLDBRICKING I'LL JUST FIND DOOM ON THIS MONITOR!
Cambot! Give me rocket #9!
There he is! He's abandoning ship! After him!
>>84547016
Man. I was having a really bad day and then I found this thread. Thank you OP
Huh. I see a bunch of missiles heading towards us on sensors
Ben: OH SHIIIIIIIIIT
>>84547119
You're welcome!
That was odd. They just passed right through us.
*Ahem* As THE expert on invisibility I can tell you that those were holographic projections of missiles and not actually real. More than likely Doom is out there having a chuckle at our expense.
Sue: Reed! Evasive maneuvers! Those missiles are real!
Ben: OH SHIIIIIIIIIT
Reed: There's an obviously fake cloud up there! Doom must be hiding in it but what can we do?
This is why you should let me fly! I'm the war vet who flew over Okinawa! Ok you just fly right in and scare him out like you're trying to run into him and scare the bejebus outta him!
I can't see shit, Ben. What do I do?! Just tell me! Anything you can do I can do better; I can do anything better than you.
NO YOU CAN'T No! I'm not getting tricked into a musical number! Of all the times you want to do that NOW?
What you do is activate the magnet and make a beam to tractor him in!
Johnny: It's no use! He's slipping away!
I've got a buncha morons on my team.
GREAT! He's flying away and back to his big red ship again! Way to go you stretchy asshole you accomplished nothing!
Excellent! Everything going just as DOOM predicted it would! Now to lure them into my next deathtrap!
Reed: Be on your guard! Johnny don't take that sassy pose with me! Doom got away from no fault of my own!
WUB WUB WUB
Johnny: Hey! We're trapped under a bunch of metallic spheres!
Doom: Yes! I've decided to give you all the dashcon experience!
Reed: Ben! Push some out of them out of the way and I'll try to find a way out of this!
>>84546946
Wait. How DID he save them?
Aha! The science fiction writer is out of ideas lever! I knew it was around here somewhere!
Doom: Right where I want you! I'll use this gun to destroy you! Destroy you with liquid steel!
How nice of them to just stand there and let it happen!
>>84547824
It was Clobberin' Time
Now that they're out of the way I have some tidal waves to start!
SUE SAVED US BUT NOW WE'RE STUCK IN HERE! I can't punch my way out of this! I'll bruise my pretty little hands!
I got this! I'll burn my way out!
Reed: Johnny No!
Ben: Stop!
Sue: You'll kill us all! We need oxygen to live!
Stand back. I'm going to use an invisible force field to jackhammer a hole out of here.
Reed: It's ok Sue. You tried. Johnny can finish the rest. You punctured the floor so now we have air! Shhh. Rest now Sue.
Reed: Sue? Have you put on some weight?
Johnny: Look! We're in an armory!
Johnny: Doom must be this way!
Reed: Hold up! I see laser de-atomizer built into the wall! It'll kill anything that walks into that room!
See? Look what it's doing to that special gun that Doom invented to remove our powers and turned Ben back to normal.
Ben: Reed Richards! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
Reed: We'll have to go the scenic route!
>>84546441
So that's where this reaction pic came from.
Reed: ALLEY OOP! CATCH HIM JOHNNY!
Johnny: OK!
Reed: See Ben! We made it!
Ben: You know I could have just punched a hole in the wall next to the doorway
Reed: I liked my plan better.
Doom: Finally! Time to trash London! And without your precious European Union to protect you!
Thing: Excuse me. Sir?
Thing: I believe you ordered the knuckle sandwich!
Doom: Grimm!
See Doom! Your third prediction did come true! The strongest power did prevail and it was us!
Drat the luck! I knew I should have predicted something else! Looking like I'm gonna have to jump!
And Doom's free, free fallin'
Reed: Somehow I knew he'd find a way to skydive out of this.
Ben: Hey Reed do you think you could reinvent that gun Doom had that turned me back into a normal guy again?
Reed: What? Yeah yeah sure sure I'll put it somewhere on my to-do list. I'll get around to it.
The United Nations would like to pass a non-binding resolution to thank the Fantastic Four for saving the world.
Russia and China abstained.
THE END
Thanks everyone. I hope you enjoyed yourself. Until next time!
>>84548437
Thanks senpai, see you next thread.
>>84544788
Actually in the comics it is Ben who was the jerk, he was the one who fucked with Doom's machine in school. It has been a lifelong psychological problem for him because he blames himself for whatever Doom does to them.
>>84546128
>>84546165
Sue never really seems to care much. Canonically she can just kill Doom whenever she wants with her powers, she can do something like when Superman combines his Xray vision and heat rays to blow up people's brains. She knows he isn't going to hurt her so why bother?
>>84548437
Thank you, story person.
I love you.
We need more people like you in this board
>>84549293
>>84549445
I'm just grateful that people like this stuff.
Good episode. Good thread.
>>84544400
Good ol Dr is looking particularly kawaii today
>>84545165
You tell them Echeverria
>>84546128
This old as fuck, back when she was just the invisible woman. The shield thing was added because she was too weak, and the reinterpretation of being able to make she wherever, even inside people, even later
>>84548437
Thanks again, man.
>>84544901
>>84551761
I approve the use of Twilight Zone reaction faces.
>>84551868
I am honored
Thank you for this, OP. Made my night.
Anyone got more of these?
>>84544948
IT WAS ME AUSTIN
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG AUSTIN
>>84544124
out of all the franchisee out there the Fantastic four needs the Teen Titans Go/Calarts/seven universe/Bravest warriors treatment
hey need to be reintroduce tot he kiddes as young adventuring scientist
add in herbie the robot for more fun
but it will never happen because ""MUH DIVERSITY"""
>>84545766
ZOOM.
ENHANCE.
>>84544697
>HA! You nor any mod can't stop me from making equine references for I have diplomatic immunity!
DAMN IT HE'S RIGHT
>>84552334
>>84552308
>>84552227
I need episode 5, anyone got episode 5?
>>84547560
>>84547583
Molecular shield!
What is the best way to save these threads?
