What if your favorite animal flew threw Bruce's window on that fateful night instead of a bat?
>and on that day , Bitch-Man was born
>>84543505
Well, a hippopotamus comes lying through the window and Bruce Wayne is so traumatized that he forgets all about his dead parents for a bit.
![6056[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7SDAtuP.jpg "6056[1].jpg")
Well, this is gonna be tough. Tushkans are vicious though.
>>84543505
But anon...bats are already my favorite animal.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uuvaos1WHTk
>>84544123
>Bruce was scared of those wittle things
What a pussy
>>84543583
so Bruce would become the Muad'Dib, the messiah, ushering in a new age of humanity with his holy Jihad?
>>84543505
>"A wolf! That's it! It's an-"
>Bruce then begins to scream and wrestle a rabid animal to the death because he doesn't have guns to shoot it with
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>>84543505
Why would anyone have a favourite animal that isn't a bat?
I mean look at them
>>84544123
>>84543505
What would Batman look like if it had been a Honduran bat that flew through the window?
>>84544478
The most dangerous superhero
>>84543505
Slothman.
>>84543505
>Beware the Whaleman
I just don't know...
>>84543505
During the day Willy Freeman is a mild-manner /co/ shitposter but at night, he becomes the Orca!
>>84543505
What if it was Man-bat instead of a bat.
>>84543505
>>84545691
>>84545705
>>84543505
Why, he would become some sort of... Spider man!
>>84545691
>batman butler eht didti
what did he mean by this?
>>84543505
What if when the Bat Crashed through the window Bruce decided to become "Broken Glass Man" and threw shards of glass at criminals
>criminals are a suspicious lot, they hate a face full of glass
>>84545714
Moth-Man looks awesome.
>>84545963
thats why they made him scared of bats as a kid
Okay, so, how did that Orca get into the air and was flung through Bruce's window?
I don't know how the fuck a three-toed sloth flew through Bruce's window, but I'm all for him trying to intimidate criminals while sleeping most of the day and shitting only 1 time a week
>>84544277
man, I miss painted covers like these
I have a stack of Savage Sword that I bought solely for the covers
The Fox
>mfw this thread made me discover a superhero I never heard of before
>>84543505
Well, somebody has to post it.
>>84544564
>>84544123
Either this or a red panda, which is pretty mix the least intimidating animal. I assume he would end up being like Mario in the tanuki suit.
>>84546094
Why is he green?
>>84545774
God fucking dammit, Anansi was so cool.
>>84544123
What an odd mix of adorable and revolting.
>>84544660
Moon Knight, probably.
>>84546292
You know, I never thought to ask.
>>84544705
He doesn't kill but man does he hurt.
>>84546292
Green is the colour of envy.
It's a deeper comic than you'd think.
How the fuck is a gorillas gonna crash through Wayne Manor's window?
>>84546606
Comes crashing down from a space station in an escape pod.
how the hell did a Shark get on land!?
>>84546606
Any way it wants
>>84546736
>>84546736
>>84546731
That sounds like the start of a pretty great comic.
>>84546736
Candygram?
God, there was an older edit of Batman's origin that exchanged the bat for "A dusky stranger."
"That's it! I shall become - A NEGRO!"
>>84546292
copyright avoidance
>>84544123
Aw, man, those things are super cute. You're killing me, here!
>>84546758
>>84546773
>>84543505
>"I shall become A HUMAN!"
>"Master Wayne, are you quite sure you've thought this costumed vigilante plan through? You could at least avoid being charged with public nudity by wearing pants."
>>84546736
It didn't have to touch the land. It just had to be launched by a tornado or something.
>Spiderman
Hueh
But alligators don't fly.
Or that might just be what alligators WANT you to think!
>>84543505
Kiwiman.
>>84545714
>Snake-Rider never
>>84544478
Fucking edgelord.
>>84547189
>>84543505
>threw
Aw dammit now I feel like an idiot.
>>84547386
Nay, the amount of angles he's sustaining has transformed him into some kind of EDGE GOD.
B-but giant isopods can't fly.
>>84543505
>Bruce Wayne became: Kiwiman!
>>84543505
...Aside from a catapult, how the FUCK would a coyote fly through a window?
>>84547735
Two swallows can carry it together
![12234-BirdmanWide.1200w.tn[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dSJgqbj.jpg "12234-BirdmanWide.1200w.tn[1].jpg")
>Peregrine Falcon
Something like this, probably
He couldn't be the same terror of the night.
But criminals would still fear his superhuman punches.
>>84543505
I'm more concerned as to how a Manatee flew into Bruce's window.
>Crocodiles with the ability to fly.
I don't know, how the fuck COULD you react to that?
>>84548679
Truly something to be terrified of.
>>84545705
It's neat how the bat grows bigger with each panel.
How would a capybara, nature's couch, get through a window?
>>84544478
>>84545714
>"It could have been worse."
>Shows concepts that are actually better.
>>84547735
He was riding a rocket.
>>84546292
It's Braniac 2
