IF YOU DON'T POST YOUR FAVORITE ED EDD N' EDDY QUOTE I'M TELLING MOM
>>84542017
The Sextant.
I never watched a single episode but I love this song
https://youtu.be/hK99vZerSdc
>>84542017
Any line that Rolf said.
>>84542073
>I don't like thing!
k
>Sarah will tell mom, mom will tell dad, and dad will just sit there and watch tv!
>>84542017
>EXTREME CLOSE UP
I caused discomfort, cause I'm Eddy!
>>84542017
BUT SARAH WILL TELL MOM AND MOM WILL TELL DAD AND DAD WILL JUST SIT THERE AND WATCH TV!!
>>84542017
>What would we do without you Double D?
>Live the Life of Riley.
>>84542017
>LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED BOYS
>>84542199
replacing shows name's with the word "meme" has become a meme itself, so I don't think that anon was serious
Blah blah blah, blahblahblahblah
Blah, Blah, Yap Yap, Drivel, drivel drivel!
Ed, your story's getting weird
GOOD LORD, MAN!
>>84542251
Wasn't the quote: "and dad will say "Not now I just got home from work!""
>>84542327
>>84542251
SARAH WILL TELL MOM AND MOM WILL TELL DAD AND DAD WILL SAY "NOT NOW I JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK!"
>>84542017
SUGODOWAH
>Japan flavored jawbreakers
Swiggity swag, what's in the bag?
>>84542481
>>84542485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWR1AW404No
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pdrekbt8clw
Slide on the soap...
Slide on the soap...
Slide on the soap...
>>84542017
>[sound of tv turning off]
>I dare you, Eddy, to sprout the wings of a bat and stomp like a zombie while whistling "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" through a car wash!
>...Ed, try a more reasonable dare, please.
I am a whale, Eddy! An endangered mammal. Hug me!
THE HARSH REALITIES OF YOUR MISERABLE LIVES HAVE BEEN RESTORED! Thank you.
>>84542017
"I'd swear, but standards won't let me"
I WILL MALICE YOU WITH A SHOEHORN!
>>84542017
"Eds been holding out on us, chicks galore"
A mind is a terrible organ to shovel.
>"Canadians are weird!"
"ARE YOU WEAK IN THE UPPER STORY!?"
Johnny, you dropped your face!
>>84542486
If that was an attempt to the sumo wrestler sound effect then yes.
An elephant never forgets, but I forget what the elephant remembered.
"Put this on Ed, it'll protect the turtle."
>>84542457
This
THE BURDEN OF HOSPITALITY IS TOO GREAT FOR ROLF
>>84543095
You guys are going to make my turtle cry
"I dare you... TO SKIP YOUR TURN!"
>>84542485
>Oh dear, a shriek of terror!
>Dad's home!
>I'm getting the need to feel the breeze between my knees
Slutty hippy Edd is best edd
>>84542017
How can me feet smell if they don't have a nose
"Rolf's giant wiener will fetch a pretty penny at the market, yes Wilfred?"
>>84542322
Bring it on, I'll do anything for cash! 'Cause I'm short!
>Take note, for I am a STUPID SOCKHEAD! And a babbling dweeb who can't lift a butterfly! I wish I was as good looking as Eddy...
>Listen to the clams gurgle in the bucket, Plank.
>I am the cotton swab! Release the wax, ear person!!
>How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?
>Distasteful dullard.
>Jonny...you dropped your face! Oh, I'll get you a new one!
>STINKY HAT!!
>Eddy is my ideal pal, soft and cuddly like mashed potatoes! Yum...
>Evil Tim has been beckoned!!
>Eddy, why does goo float?
>Double D...let me poke your brain!! Muhaha!!
>No cash! A fine strip of bacon, yes?
> THIS IS THE PART WHERE WE'LL BE TORN TO PIECES, STUFFED INTO ICE CUBE TRAYS, FROZEN, AND USED TO COOL THEIR DRINKS
>>84542017
"Uh, scratch me, I am itchy."
I still say "I love canoes" to this day, usually in response to an inane, long-winded rant.I'd use 'Pickle?' instead, but I never have a pickle handy.
>>84543486
>Non-alcoholic, I hope!
>>84543486
Non-Alcoholic I hope!
IS THAT THE SUPPORT BEAM TO THE HOUSE???!!!
>>84543738
What's a support beam?
>>84542017
GRAVY!!
>>84542017
apply hot wax for more manageable folicles
>Two Quarters
I can't fucking remember any just kill me this thread is a nostalgia trip
>>84542571
>Ah, it's a rerun
>>84542017
Over your Ed. The episode Ed becomes the cool kid.
"I'm hip, baby."
"Swiggity swag, what's in the bag?"
"Just me, myself, and I, or I don't fly."
"Sounds like a plan, little man."
"Peek-a-baloo, I see all, too."
"Don't smell it. Just gel it."
"5' 9", give or take."
"Waggity-doo!"
"I'm too hot to use in a pot!"
"Slick me back, because I'm happening!"
"Yabba dabba crackers!"
"Yabba dabba."
"I say the cheese is always twice the fence post!"
Behold... the Canadian Squirt Gun!
GARAGES ARE FOR CARS ED
>>84544453
"Swiggity-swag, what's in the bag" is one of my favorite things to say while playing a game or whatever with the buddies.
>>84543329
Edd's hella hot and cute. Mam, I rmmeber when I felt funny seeing thi particular scene as a kid.
>>84544463
Oh god, that sounds like a great innuendo
>>84542017
You fags stole all of my favorites already!
An elefant never forgets, but I forgot what the elefant remembered!
>Rolf's a jerk! Ain't gonna work! Rolf's a jerk...
>We hate broccoli!
>...Ain't gonna work!
>>84544787
>That's it! I had it up to here with your bad mood! Crack a smile, bust a gut, be happy! *smack* Get over it!
>>84544694
>[distant growl]
>I should have all the feeling back in my feet after a word from our sponsors Double D
"There's big cash in showbiz, Double D. Unless you're on cable."
Now eat your mattress
One plus one equals one on a bun!
>>84542017
THE BURDEN OF HOSPITALITY IS TOO GREAT FOR ROLF!!!
>*Crack* My foot!
>My head!
>You're late eddy.
>Why you take the rabbit?! Give back Jimmy's Mr. Yumyum!
>Mr. Yumyum?
>You know I'm going to get you for this.
>a bathroom vent? How unsanitary...
what did he mean by this?
YOU HAVE BROKEN THE CELERY STALK ON THE BACK OF A SEA URCHIN!
>>84545299
Mr. Yumyum? You mean Edd?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-UrRMvTueU
>Rolf respects sticking to the oath of elders, yet you must be punished.
>What is that Rolf?
>The hat of discipline. DO YOU LIVE IN A CAVE?
>You are not Ed! You have cursed my raspberries to the life of salad dressing, impostor with tiny feet!
Carrots are good for your eyes. Can they dial a phone?
>Found my old PS2
>Bought the Edd Ed Eddy game off Amazon
Can't wait for it to come in. Used to play it a lot when I was young.
SUBOLOUWA
>"___"
>IS THAT THE SUPPORT BEAM TO THE HOUSE?!
Tell me...have you ever experienced....THE ALMIGHTY THREE SHOE BEATING
"Was that English, Ed?" has become my go-to response for people saying crazy things or anything which is a grammatical nightmare.
Never use hot wax to soothe enraged lobsters. Thank you.
stinky hat
>>84544974
Curse broadcast commercialism.
>>84542868
Double D's reaction to this makes me laugh harder. The tone is fucking perfect.
>>84544373
>A NICKEL
>>84542017
>Sarah... it's the choir boys... they're singing again.
>>84542017
"SO MOVE!"
>MY NAME IS ED CHEESE AND MACARONI
>You ate Jim
this subtle reaction just somehow gets me every time
>I'M A CROCO-
>gets crushed by the "drawbridge"
>The crow caws at midnight
>And the cat sours the basil. Rolf would love to talk politics but I must see your invitation.
>>84548593
This one gets me everytime.
Honestly, I can't remember any notable quotes, but I remember visual gags.
>Sleepwalking Ed devouring a fridge's worth of food
>Ed eating his mattress
>Ed pulling on his feet and spinning around his mattress like a wheel
>The entirety of "One + One = Ed"
>The stupid bird stole my quarter! Flew away with it! Stupid.
>>84545263
Beat me to it.
>>84544487
Why, thank you!
>>84543329
oh nooooooo, muh dick
/co/ you tickle Rolf's radish
SHUBULUBUWHA
Excuse me, but may I fuel inject? Chickens cannot fly because they are mammals.
EXTREME CLOSE-UP!
>NANA! A BANDAGE FOR ROLF!Never again will Rolf store keys in his trouser pocket
WAITMY BRAIN IS WORKING
>>84542017
"Can Eddy come out to play?"
"I'm right beside you Ed."
"HI EDDY!"
>>84549350
Shh. My yeast is rising
>>84549572
Nut loaf, Ed?
>YOUR CUCUMBERS ARE SOFT AND YOUR GARDEN IS OVERGROWN
It took me almost 10 years to realize that was a dick joke.
>>84544956
BIG
Plank's gone mad!
>>84549988
TROUBLE
>>84542017
I just remembered that i once read some fanfiction where one of them kills all the others and then the universe ends because of it.
It was very good, but i can't find it again.
OH YEAH?! WELL WHAT'S 2 PLUS 2?
I DON'T SEE DORKS BUT I HEAR DORKS
MONKEY WORLD?!
GET OUT OF MY TUB
>>84551892
I read one where they become Keyblade Warriors and destroy the Johnny Test World.
>>84552054
Sounds like a concept that is either genius or the most absolutely sanic autism.
Either way i would like to see it, but i miss mine more than i'm curious about yours. It was really good.
>>84548494
Jim got a haircut
>>84548885
>>84542969
I'll get you a new one.
>>84544373
and this
>>84553392
>you're touching my udder
>Alas, the sea is a cruel mistress.
>>84544506
>>84549058
Rebecca Sugar, I know it's you.
>>84553898
>implying Ed deserves Double D
>>84542017
>Eddy puts his hand on his head and then Ed's and says "we're the same height"
This one comes in handy since I'm average height, and while I'm taller than half the people I know, I'm shorter than the other half. They can never refute me either.
pic related is another good one
Is that the support beam to the house!?
>loud annoying spoiled shit
>allowed to get away with it because for some reason she has inhuman strength
>>84542017
"EEEEK! I AM A WEINER"
>Oh, I feel it. I feel the adrenaline, Eddy baby!
>There's two halves to every melon Dr.Scam
>>84549175
This
>>84554723
>for some reason she has inhuman strength
It's genetic. Just look at Ed.
>>84549380
>Hi eddy!
Fuck this show had good timing
Posting best one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOG1fJ55VOc
>>84548983
I still use birds what good are they!? When ever I see bird shit on a car.
>>84542566
Dig a hole
Dig a hole
Dig a hole
>>84552647
Forgot the title of it, but there's one where Edd leaves town for awhile with his uncle or grandpa.
He comes back, Ed and Eddy dropped out of school and are doing drugs, and Edd hooks up with the popular kids.
It was pretty bad.
>>84544373YEEHAW
>Stay Back! Retreat! Save me from this savage beast! Don't you touch meeee! Yowww!
>Give yourself up Rolf, it's you it wants.
>>84545984
You will not be disapointed, unless you are a completionist.
>>84555260
>That's disturbing...
GO AHEAD! TELL MOM!!! JUST KNOW THAT SHE CAN'T UNRAPE YOU!
>Plank says this hurts him more than it does you.
Anyone remember some live action music video of Plank? I think they had similar one with the Powerpuff Girls giant robot.
If you can't beat'em, show off!
GOD LORD MAN!
eggs eggs eggs
>If only we had a sack of potatoes.
>Potatoes wouldn't help us in any way, Ed.
>...You're makin' fun of me, aren't ya?
>Where'd you come from?
>Blame my parents, Eddy.
>Was that Nazz?
>You realize we're floating, don't you?
>Ed, do you realize you have been sleepwalking, and that you have consumed all the food within a five block radius of your bed?
>Not only that, I feel as though I consumed all the food within a five block radius of my bed.
>ED! WHAT IN HEAVEN'S NAME WERE YOU THINKING!?
>Absolutely nothing, Double D.
and pretty much every visual gag. god this show was great.
>>84542017
>FILTHY ANIMALS DO NOT BELONG IN ROLF'S SHED!
>>84542017
I still say,
>Put THAT on a T-shirt and sell it!
whenever I get the opportunity.
>>84548983
>"Stupid birds, who invented em?"
I CAN HEAR DORKS, BUT I CAN'T SEE DORKS!
>>84542017
>Ed your story's getting weird
it's the delivery
>>84542131
Drop what your doing and watch this master piece.
Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet
>CONFESS TO YOUR CRIMES, STALE END PIECE OF WHITE BREAD
>>84543387
Your puny wieners are no match for Rolf's hunger.
>>84557557
>It's an International Incident
>Hey Marie flip me over I'm getting crispy
>Marie, flip me over I'm getting crispy!
>MUH-REE!
>>84542017
> Johnny...You dropped your face!....I'll get you a new one!
>>84556399
Holy shit yes. I remember it made me kinda sad as a kid for some reason
I'll do anything for cash, 'cause I'm short!
>>84542017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKvDw6iUI18
>Ed do something, Eddy doesn't have a chance!
Pop*
>Hmm?
>Ah Jib is just playing with Eddy.
>>84557877
what the fuck.
YOU DARE INSULT THE SON OF A SHEPHERD?!
I can't believe this hasn't been posted yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSYpsRJuWdA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSCuOcviwqU
>Is that... Jimmy's outline?
>I think I just thunk
The spud has been shamed...
I DEDUCT THIS FROM YOUR PAY
>finally, I AM buttered toast!
>Ed, how did you do that?
>Because I'm a brother and Eddy's brother is a brother and Eddy is a brother to Eddy's brother as a brother I am!
>Um, nicely put, Ed
>Ow, my fingernails. Ow, my skin. Ow— hi, Kevin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_-lIMpH2xc
I smell like fresh cut spring flowers, spewn across a babbling brook with a hint of lemon.
That car horn at the end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6SNzTTFcE0
>Eres un marica Eddy, o como diria Doble D, tonto!
Latin American version, double D as Edd basically calls Eddy a faggot
>>84557631
Fucking kek
THAT'S MY HORSE!
>>84542017
Duhuhuhuh
How the heck am I supposed to do that when all that show was was 30 minutes I had to waste in order to watch Billy and Mandy?
>>84542017
A DICKIE?! THEY STILL MAKE THESE?!
>>84560204
Someone needs to host a 2000s Cartoon Network quote thread and kill a fews anons from the pure nostalgia
BYE DEAR
>>84542017
I only know a local dub version of it, but it goes something along the lines:
Ed: "Eddy has a menacing look, Double D"
With Eddy looking at someone with a huge eyes
>You know what they say, Double D!
>...
>...
>...
>?
"LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT NORTHERN DUTCH ELM!!"
Wait, my brain is working!
.
.
.
*Tosses the oven across the room*
>>84549914
HOLY SHIT
>>84559515
That was a good ass watch, thanks OP. Also Danny looks insane as fuck
Welcome home, my dainty, dowdy darlings!
>>84557631
>"Shut up May"
>Flip
>>84560764
>My cookies!
>My ceiling!
>MY OVEN!
Your village idiot has fallen in Rolf's hole. A CELEBRATION, I SAY!
>>84560575
It's not the episode with the magazines, is it?
>Boy Double D, Eddy NEVER looks at me like that. Lucky feller...
I had socks on, Eddy.
"Are mom's girls?"
A bar mitzvah
IS THAT THE SUPPORT BEAM TO THE HOUSE?!
>>84542017
Mi carne me pide sol y sexo!
"Ed! You can't kick me out! I live here too!"
"SO MOVE!!!"
>>84562455
the sound Eddy makes in reaction to that is just perfect
>>84559472
>Ow, my fingernails. Ow, my skin. Ow— hi, Kevin.
Ow my liver! Ow my lasagna!
>>84559569
They literally just hang out in some stoner's fuck truck.
>>84565767
>Ed, lasagna isn't a major organ.
>It isn't?
>>84565808
It's their fuck truck now.
>>84542017
>What happened to the stairs?!
>My parents took them down cause I am grounded.
Wait a minute...this butt's been used!!
>>84559402
WHAT !
Where's a DVD of this entire series? I want to own this shit.
I know there will never be one of KND.
>>84567820
No DVDs, but I believe the whole series is on iTunes.
It upsets me that it was Netflix for, like, a season. And not even all of it.
>>84544373
>Why?
>>84549914
Oh my fucking god.
>>84555053
I'd be terrified of their parents.
>>84557877
Imagine what it'd feel like to get thrown into molten lava
Like, would it really burn you, or would it be that hot that it burns away your nerve endings and it doesn't actually hurt but it'd be so terrifying because you know what's happening that you panic and flail about anyway?
>"My thighs! They're burning!"
>That is right son, the mind is a terrible organ to shovel
>Quack! Quack!
>Ed, you're gonna hurt somebody! This ain't a cartoon!
>>84542017
>summer rains...you can never predict them.
How do you lads even remember this shit after a decade.
>>84542017
>PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER!
>Antonucci?
>>84568262
Was that really what he said? Have a youtube link? I don't remember this at all.
>>84568244
How do you not?
>>84549988
MEATY
>>84568290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVvUSP5ANRI
1:10ish, or just watch the whole video. You can't go wrong.
>>84542017
I'm a woodpecker, but with dirt
>wait ed! You're too young to drive!
>>84557812
I found it, called "My Best Friend Plank."
I feel like watching Ed Edd and Eddy again. Suggestions on where to start?
........
>>84542017
>Zappity zap zap
Pickle?
>Pinky dinky bworly boo!
>That's my horse!
>You can start by... CLEANING MY PIG PEN!
>Quack? What cow goes quack?!
>Good thing I'm a man of the world.
>I wish I wish I was a fish.
>Can somebody scratch my scales?
>I dare you to sprout the wings of a bat and stomp like a zombie while whistling row row row your boat through a car wash!
>I AM JIMMY! HEAR ME ROAR!
>I got it! *slam* I got it! *slam* I got it!
>>84544846
Literally anytime someone says "X is a jerk" or "X won't work" I immediately start chanting this.
>Eddy, don't look now, but there's a cow hovering above us....
>"I can't. It's not in me eddy! Think of the melee and-excuse me but has my shirt become a doormat for everybody's filthy shoes?"
>THWACK!
>THWACK!
>THWACK!
I'm a woodpecker!
>THWACK!
>THWACK!
'Cept with dirt.
>>84568695
The first episode of the first season.
>"I can't look, has Rolf finall--IS THAT THE SUPPORT BEAM TO THE HOUSE?!"
>>84568024
You'd go into shock real fucking fast.
I think I might be remembering this wrong, but did Plank ever beat up the Kanker Sisters?
>>84569316
Plank beat up Double D.
>>84569316
No, but Edd has.
>>84559515
Fucking stellar to watch. All those VAs are amazin'. The timing and acting is so on point, I'm not surprised Danny is such a stickler for getting it perfect.
NOW, EAT YOUR MATTRESS.
>>84542566
>>84567820
>>84567871
There's a few DVDs but it looks like only this one is still in print.
>http://www.amazon.com/Ed-Edd-Eddy-Matt-Hill/dp/B000M4RG7O
It doesn't work as well at potato but this one moment made me laugh my ass off as a kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0hu9JuyqGc#t=0m35s
