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why would anybody do drugs when they could just mow a lawn
A youngster with a tool in both hands has no hands left to do drugs.
>>84508916
They'll just put the tools down if they want the drugs bad enough.
>>84508859
Some people don't have lawns Hank.
Let's see...
>get high, eat a couple of twinkies, watch nature documentaries, then take a nap
or
>gas up mower, push that bitch around in 90+ degree heat for an hour or more, head in, take shower, realize you got sunburned because you're pasty as fuck and forgot to use sunscreen, pass out while feeling hot and itchy, then wake up sore a little while later
Tough call there, Hank.
>>84508996
Second sounds a lot more rewarding and appealing to me. First sounds okay, but I'd rather mow a lawn.
I use a riding mower though, I keep a cold drink with me, and I don't burn easily.
>>84508996
>tfw he tells you he uses a push mower
>>84508996
>>84509032
You can smoke a joint and then mow your lawn, dude.
>>84508996
Though he'd never phrase it that way, for him, mowing the lawn is a "zen" thing.
Don't forget to fill out your voter registration form. It's your magic key to jury duty
>>84509054
Yeah, let's all operate heavy machinery while under the influence of mild hallucinogens.
>>84509073
>Hallucinogens
>Pot
No, son.
>Heavy Machinery
>A lawn mower
Jesus Christ, you're pushing a mower not operating a crane.
I'm "mowing the lawn" right now if you know what I mean.
>>84508859
I always thought it was easy for Hank to say he loves mowing his lawn because he has the luxury of using a riding mower.
Remember in the Canadian house-sitters episode where he's forced to use a push mower and it's absolutely horrible? Not so into mowing your lawn now, are you, Hank?
Look, you seem like a nice guy so I'll tell you this for your own good. Judgin' by the two time's I've met ya your life has been a waste so far. Forget these Comics & Cartoons and, find a nice girl or... at least something productive to do like a stamp collection. Your local postmaster can help you. Here's his number
KoTH never really had a bad season. It got more contrived in the later seasons and they recycled more stories (Hank & Bobby don't get along, but find something they can both enjoy just for that thing to be forgotten by the very next episode) but still ended on a good season.
Shame other shows don't take that route.
>>84508859
Why am I wearing the hat.
One of my favorite things about KOTH are just the random bits of mundane dialogue
>I just put ice in the freezer don't jiggle the trays
>>84508859
Have you ever mowed a lawn....
...
On weed?
>>84509201
Just the way Hank talks about mundane things with respect or even admiration is inherently funny
>>84508859
Not everyone has a patch of grass, Hank. Some kids have to get their fix for lawn care off the street.
>>84509054
Why? The smell of fresh air and fresh cut grass is more enjoyable.
Hank Hill quotes thread?
Hank Hill quotes thread.
"If you'd like to learn more about sexual education, don't! Nobody likes a know-it-all who sits around talking about their genitalia. Now, I think you might like this next show, The X-Files. I always thought it was some kind of porno, on account of the title, but turns out it's all about two young people who don't have sex. Now, that's entertainment!"
>>84509078
>push mower
what's it like to be poor
>>84509073
>heavy machinery
>lawn mower
El em ay oh
Check out this NEET faggot
>>84509221
Hey kid, wanna cut some grass? Maybe pull a weed or two?
>>84508859
Is there an episode where he helps someone grow weed?
Seems like something that might have happened.
And I know they use propane to make meth.
>>84508958
Lazy bastards.
mowing your lawn on weed is WRONG
fishing with crack is okay
>>84511120
There's one where potheads help Bobby grow roses.
>>84511120
There's an episode where Hank takes like half a hit off a joint because he thinks it's a weird guy's hand rolled cigarette and another where he goes fishing with what he thinks is some fancy new type of bait but turns out to be crack.
>>84508859
>>84508916
The older I've grown the more sense everything he said makes.
He's right about everything, is he?
Young people just are stupid.
>>84508859
Yeah, I don't understand Mexicans either.
Why the fuck did they nerf Bobby last patch?
>>84508859
Hay fever. For those of us who suffer from it, lawns and their upkeep suck.
>>84508859
Grass tastes bad.
>>84509169
Cleveland Show ended just when it was starting to find it's place but it's not that big of a tragedy.
Simpsons and Family Guy turned into Zombie shows.
American Dad and Bob's Burgers are still doing okay (well I think so anyway)
>need to cut the lawn
>it keeps raining so frequently that it rains again before the grass dries
>>84512532
Could be worse, least there are no trees dumping shitty apples on your lawn
>>84509073
What the fuck do you think weed even does to a person?
Y'all acting like it's some hardcore party drug, it's not even as mind-altering as alcohol.
>>84509073
>>84511508
"Oh god! I've got Marijuana poisoning, I'm too high to drive"
