What if Steavonnie is like Steven's final form type shit. Think about it, Connies got the sword and Steven's got the shield so if her talent passes over into the fusion then she/he whatever the fuck could fuck shit up.
>>84485162
i think anyone with half a brain already figured that out after sworn to the sword
>>84485185
Don't you have better shows to watch?
Honestly, I just like Stevonnie because Stevonnie is fetish fuel.
NO WAY. How could they think up such an amazing plot device?!?!?!?!?
Be they wizards?
>>84485162
Does it have a penis?
>>84485205
There are no better shows.
>>84485305
I thought it was terrible writing that Stevonnie didn't check its crotch and it completely blew my immersion for this show about sparkly, fusing, inorganic aliens.
>>84485162
I'm just mad about the way they keep teasing a steven/peridot fusion.
>>84485413
In what way did they tease it?
>>84485446
Almost every episode of the barn arc.
>>84485459
you seem to be confusing Steven with garnet. an easy mistake.
>>84485326
I have a feeling the tumblrinas would have taken it as a shoutout/message to trans people.
>>84485413
>>84485446
>>84485459
It makes sense that she'd be the first gem he'd fuse with since Garnet, Amy, and Pearl would be far to grossed out to.
>>84485476
Tumblr is why we can't have nice things
>>84485489
serious?
Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl all probably see fusing with Steven as not that much different than fusing with Rose
Pearl might get freaked out if it give her human parts but Amethyst wouldn't mind and I think Garnet just wouldn't care
>>84485465
Honestly I can't auctualy remember most of why I got the impression but I do remember expecting it when they went to fight the cluster.
I should rewatch the episodes so I can remember why I kept expecting a fusion.
I wonder if order of fusion matters if garnet split up before a fusion would it affect the outcome.
>>84485604
I have wondered this too
if there a difference between Amethyst fused to Garnet and Amethyst fused to Ruby and Sapphire
I think the answer is no, a fusion is more than just the sum of its parts, but it is also the sum of its parts and basic math teaches use the order u add things together doesn't really matter
1+2+3=6 and (1+2)+3=6
>>84485604
i think the crew said it doesn't matter
>>84485305
Only if you want it to.
are we getting a real Stevonnie episode soon?
>>84485932
If the promo for the upcoming Steven Nuke is any indication than the answer would be yes
>>84485932
I mean she is going to show up in an episode
will it be like Alone Together or just a cameo like We Need to Talk, no one can say
>>84485932
Beach City drift
>>84485932
I am looking forward to a proper action Stevonie episode. But I want a proper Steven and Connie action episode first.
They probably should have had connie in the cluster defeating episode.
>>84486195
At the very least we get Stevonnie in that awesome bomber jacket.
But they have to be aware that they have done a huge load of Gem-only stuff now and people will ask themelves if Connie is ever going anywhere.
>>84485662
>I think the answer is no, a fusion is more than just the sum of its parts, but it is also the sum of its parts and basic math teaches use the order u add things together doesn't really matter
That's not how Chemistry works though. My theory is that order matters, unless the crew really did say otherwise.
Guys, I really wanna fap to Stevonnie.... she counts as grown right?
>>84487312
They did. Sorry, mang.
>>84487345
Woah, that's two kids, man!
>>84485662
Fusion seems to deal with relationships, and since feelings change I can see fusion order being important. The CG don't know Ruby and Sapphire individually like they know Garnet. Amethyst likes Garnet and Pearl but shows a disliking towards Sugilite.
I'd imagine that given enough gems/fusions the end result will end up as the same sort of ugly monster of blurred thoughts, like how mixing enough paints gives you brown.
>>84487345
They technically have about 27 years of life experience...but they also basically have the mentality of an early teenager so they're a retarded 27 year old.
Physically they're exactly as old as they feel superficially, they're a few months old technically, and a few thousand years old cumulatively.
Legally they're not a person so you're in the clear.
And if it makes you feel any better, Steven and Connie are touching each other's genitals ALL THE TIME as Stevonnie and that shit gets shown on international children's television.
>>84487255
>people will ask themelves if Connie is ever going anywhere.
Sword and board Stevonnie has been foreshadowed literally since Lion 2 when we see them wield Rose's sword out of fusion together.
>>84487345
It doesn't matter. Touch yourself to whatever you please.
>>84487489
Yes, but with it being this obvious, we are basically just waiting for it to happen, which will require them to get there in the meantime, seeing as this show is all about building stuff up over time and making them grow organically.
>>84485162
are you retaded? how slow can you possible be, everyone has known this forever.
>>84488348
Guys did you ever notice that Garnet is the only Crystal Gem with two gems? I'm starting to think she's somehow two gems permanently fused together.
>>84489621
I wonder if ruby and sapphire have there own rooms in the temple garnet always uses both gems to open the door.
>>84489777
If that's true, I wonder if all the other fusions have their own rooms based on rooms fusing.
>>84485162
It would be more accurate to say that Stevonnie is Connie's final form.
>>84489926
Is she implying Steven should let Connie die by unfusing or that Steven's only shapeshifted into a form resembling Stevonnie.
>>84490001
He is keeping Connie artificially alive with this fused form, I think.
Which is of course assuming a thing or ten about how fusion between them works and how Steven ages in the long term.
>>84490001
The former. The implication is that Connie would have eventually died of old age, so they fused into Stevonnie in order to prevent that.
It's still a really weird thing for _Garnet_ to be suggesting though, seeing as she is the embodiment of a relationship between two Gems who always want to stay fused. But it's just a fan comic, so no need to analysis it too much.
>>84490212
I think what she says is not: "let her die", but: "the day will come".
>>84485162
>latetotheparty.jpg
>>84485162
I hope not
But does she have a dick?
>>84490471
>she
>>84490471
We don't even know for sure if Steven has one. So no way to know.
>>84487345
In the same way that Spider Woman counts as grown, despite being unconscious for a large chunk of her childhood. Just don't imagine her grown-teen-pregnant!
>>84485162
The funny thing with SU fusion is that I see it being more like Digimon Evolution.
Its like the difference between SkullGreymon and regular Greymon.
I get the feeling that when we see Malachite again its gonna be REAL different.
Gotta remember that fusion is also an amalgam of emotions.
>>84490707
Same
I'm experiencing the same hype as well when a fusion happens
>>84490767
>>84490707
Grief-stricken Stevonnie might be fun.
>>84489926
So if they unfused Connie would grow old instantly or Steven would simply pop out Connie's withered skeleton?
>>84490887
It can't be the latter because Connie's consciousness would be long gone at that point. It can be a fusion when there's only one living partner.
Jesus this is fucked up. What happens when a gem gets shattered or a human like Connie dies while fused?
>>84489926
>>84490887
That doesn't seem the case. Steven is basically a polymorph. As long as Connie is fused with him she has the same qualities and shouldn't age. Steven could probably rejuvenate people by fusing with them. Seeing how aging is just oxygen fatigue, he could probably even rejuvenate them with his spit. People should be lining-up around the block to have Steven spit in their mouth.
>>84491042
Steven Anti-Aging/Healing Kissing Booth when.This is for PURITY only. Not for sexual.
>>84491084
Steven would be the best doctor.
>WHATS A SCALPEL, I JUST KISS STUFF.
>>84491146
Season 3 episode 16: Steven vs Big Pharma
>>84491042
Hm. Steven does fix people. That much is true.
But I don't know if that includes reversing the effects of aging by removing the effects on a cellular level.
...Did he kiss grandma Pizza at some point?
>>84491146
>he actually can kiss it all better
>>84491042
That would be the easiest world domination set-up ever: no loyalty — no eternal life. Either proclaim Steven your God Emperor or die of old age.
The spit must flow.
>>84491221
>But I don't know if that includes reversing the effects of aging by removing the effects on a cellular level.
Just remembered he healed Greg and he didn't get any younger. Hurts a little bit desu
>>he actually can kiss it all better
Precious Steven Dad When.
>>84491263
>all great music in the world is composed on the ukulele in his honor
>giant palaces surrounded by fields if roses are set up in star-shapes
It's good to be the king.
>>84491221
>>84491306
It could be as simple as his spit only having a local effect. Or there simply isn't being enough or the effect not being very visible. We are talking about full body regeneration. You'd probably have to chug a mug of Steven's spit to go from 40 to peak health. Just imagine a MILF gulping down that viscous liquid and slowly transforming into a young bombshell.
>>84491395
Maybe his anti-aging effects are in... other bodily liquids?
>>84491395
>every drop is precious life
>people fighting every time he spits for the right to lap it up
>>84490707
Man I wish SU treated fusion more like Digimon evolution.
Do you realize the only "new" fusions we've seen so far have been Stevonnie and Malachite? If this were Digimon, we would've seen multiple Steven + Gem fusions and at least one Peridot fusion by now.
Speaking of Digimon, I expect Sapphire's weapon to be rockets, and that's why Garnet can rocket punch.
>>84491459
Could be. That would give him both the means and an excuse to have the harem of the world's most beautiful women. Only picking the most beautiful one in every generation.
>>84491503
And lo! From the Murdercock sprung the Lifegiver!
>>84491395
>>84491459
>>84491503
No! I said it was PURE only! Not for sexual!
Tfw you will never go on magical adventures with Steavonnie.
Why live.
http://tranquil-slaughterhouse.tumblr.com/post/147294680244/so-the-summary-for-beach-city-drift-according-to
http://tranquil-slaughterhouse.tumblr.com/post/147347431779/other-summaries-of-summer-of-steven-episodes
Beach City Drift will be the Stevonnie episode, and it'll involve them going on a car race against their 'worst enemy' (Kevin?)
>>84491930
I don't think Kevin really fits that description.
He's just so douche at a party.
But I guess neither Jasper nor YD would drive a race. Onion is too young, Lars doesn't have a car that we know off and literally everyone else is a friend.
>>84490707
>Its like the difference between SkullGreymon and regular Greymon.
MetalGreymon, actually. Greymon is his regular Adult stage; SkullGreymon is what happens when he tries to reach the Perfect level and does it horribly wrong, while MetalGreymon is his true Perfect form.Yes, I am an animu nerd. Hello, fellow SU poster.
>>84491930
I doubt their "worst enemy" is Kevin. He was just some douche at a rave.
>>84492331
And he left them alone when he learned they were kids. He just misread Stevonnie's signals and didn't realize they're children.
>>84492477
>He just misread Stevonnie's signals
They weren't really putting out any signals, just leaning against a wall. And Kevin was pretty pushy with them, even after they made it clear they weren't interested.
Still, yeah, he's not exactly arch-nemesis material.
>>84492331
>>84492534
It just has to be Keven because there's no one else Stevonnie even interacted with in a negative fashion. The guide probably exaggerated, I'd say 'rival' is a better term.
>>84491221
Who's that pic's artist? I always see his stuff but i always forget to ask
>>84492947
I believe it's this guy senpai
http://discount-supervillain.tumblr.com/
>>84493030
Thank you
>>84485162
Considering at least one of them dislikes being Stevonnie since it means the other isn't around in a real sense, I think it's more likely we'll have an episode about them fighting while fused, then have it end with them deciding against it.
Am I the only one looking forward to Restaurant Wars?
Anyone else here miss the old episodes? I mean the new ones are good too but it became all really hectic.
>>84492331
Kaven RAPED Stevonnie, anon. Stevonnie said "no" and Kevin kept on flirting. That is rape.
>>84491930
lars got a car I bet
>>84492117
>>84485209
That's the only reason people like Stevonnie.
>>84491930
I still think Drop Beat Dad will be the Stevonnie episode.
>Connie is wearing her dad's jacket in the promos
>Stevonnie is wearing the same jacket
>Doug will finally get his own episode
>>84485305
It's a eunuch!
>>84490471Blank space.
>>84493068
I second this.
>>84485162
>The show has to bring back the walking gender metaphor just to keep the audience interested
Where were you when SU jumped the shark?
>>84485162
why did people say she/he was attractive when it wasn't attractive at all? atleast with Rose Greg admitted he likes them big and meaty.
>>84496479
Being cute can be considered attractive.
>>84496479
Because tumblr.
>>84485162
How do we fix SU?
>>84485162
I think that was pretty much implied by the show already.
>>84491263
Nice references to Casshern Sins senpai.
>>84496479
With a tumblr mindset, i think it's trying to imply Transgender people are attractivelol
>>84485305
Nobody Knows!
>>84496738
Sugar confirmed this.
Did this a couple days ago, figured I'd post it in a SU thread.
>>84496791
Will there be a follow up?
>>84496791
Man, I LOVE Barb~
>>84496885
Nothing beats a chubby blond milf.
>>84496132your genitalia here
>>84496862
Probably not, but maybe! Barb doesn't get enough love.
>>84496885
>>84496970
THESE guys get it.
>>84496546
Cancel it
>Steven Universe Rebirth Character List
>Steven Theodore Universe-Steven is the unluckiest guy in the world; he's abused by his drunken father and bullied at school. But that all changed when he gets invited to join the Crystal Elite, a group of alien police enforcers. Just when it seems like his life is taking an upturn, Steven must face untold horrors as he proves himself a member of the Elite. Loves baseball and reading Superman comics.
>>84497072
But then tumblr would throw a fit.
>>84497112
And?
>>84497120
Tumblr will storm CN headquarters and make CN uncancel it.
>>84497132
Ok
Then we go and kill the crewniverse
>>84496988What if I'm a eunuch?
>>84497003
In a show that doesn't focus living mothers, Barb is pretty high tier. Priyanka and Vidalia ain't bad either.
>>84497081
>Greg Universe-An out of work electrician and Steven's father. A raging alcoholic, Greg verbally and physically abuses his son over the smallest things. He once sent Steven to the hospital just because Steven slammed the door. His favorite food is buffalo wings, especially when Steven makes them.
>>84497143
How do we carry this out?
>>84497255
>making greg abusive
>>84497081
>>84497255
This is shit, and you need to stop being such an edge-lord.
>>84497332
The show needs to stop being so soft.
>>84497288
>implying this is a bad thing
This really is /co/mblr.
>>84489926
I wonder what would happen if they got a piercing on themselves, and than unfused... what would the result be?
![tobey-maguire-spiderman-2-3[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/7n4ssMR.png "tobey-maguire-spiderman-2-3[1].png")
>>84497355
You're the one who needs to stop being so soft, anon.
Soft in the head!
>>84497255
>Connie Patel-A young girl who goes to Steven's school. At first, she was one of Steven's bully but shows in an interest in him after he joins the Elite and gains confidence. Unbeknownst to everyone else, Connie is molested by her father which is the cause of her behavior. A textbook tsundere.
>>84497386
Half a piercing.
It's pretty clear Stevonnie is supposed to be Rose 2.0. Aside from pronoun differences, Stevonnie is tall, has big hair, sword and shield(When the inevitable fight occurs) and obviously Rose's gem.
>>84497455
Steven is supposed to be Rose 2.0.
Connie is Steven's Greg.
Stevonnie symbolizes how Rose and Greg tried to fuse, meaning that their relationship will end on a more positive note.
>>84497434
>Lars Gonzalez-One of Steven's tormentors. When Greg's not beating on Steven, Lars delivers Steven's ass whopping on a daily basis. Later fears Steven after he joins the Elite. Can often be found pissing outside the Big Doughnut.
>>84485305
It's has a puffy vulva.
>>84497455
Aside from those superficial similarities, how is Stevonnie like Rose personality or plot wise?
>>84497493
I wonder what would happen if Steven and Connie had a kid, and than fused with that kid.
>>84497081
>>84497255
>>84497434
>>84497547
I'm wondering why this retard is still posting
>>84497547
>Sadie Millar-Steven's other tormentor. Whereas Lars prefers to physical assault Steven, Sadie opts for a psychological angle and emotionally thrashes Steven. Unlike Lars, Sadie continues to pester to Steven even after getting his powers. Has the most eating disorders.
>>84497383
no tumblr would be the type to potray greg as a bad dad
>>84497577
>I wonder what would happen if Steven and Connie had a kid, and than fused with that kid.
An even taller Stevonnie, taller than Garnet but not quite Opal level.
>>84497619
>implying Greg isn't already a bad dad
>>84497566
Rose is the initiator of the Crystal Gem revolution, a motherly leader and treated as a saint.
Stevonnie is Steven and Connie not-fucking.
>>84497606
>>84497547
>>84497434
Literally the only step you've taken is to make everyone an antagonist towards Steven. You're not even the good sort of edgy, just the laziest breed possible.
>>84497653
In real life, not everyone is going to be your friend.
SU seems to have missed that.
>>84497686
If absolutely everyone is an asshole towards you, you might find that the asshole is you.
>>84497606
>Captain Garnet-Leader of the Crystal Elite. Quiet and distant, Garnet nevertheless acts friendly towards the young boy, empathizing and encouraging. In reality, this is a front; Garnet is a manipulative schemer who wants to see how she can use Steven in her goals. Had the biggest breasts of the Elite.
>>84485162
Anyone else think Stevonnie is really creepy?
She's supposed to be a hot woman, but she has Steven's face. The barefeet don't help, either.
>>84497739
I believe that's called the uncanny valley.
>>84497739
Standard reaction to seeing any transpersyn.
>>84497686
I need to agree, we need strong on Earth antagonist, I hope for Bismuth to be evil or smth. Or old Greg menager. Or crazy Ronaldo. Just smth. Not everyone has good sides.
I still want Jasper redemption, she is kinda cute.
>>84497493
>Connie is Steven's Greg.
Connie is Steven's Pearl.
Fortunately, he's better at handling hear than Rose Quartz was with her Pearl.
>>84497731
>Commander Pearl-Second in command. On the surface, she seems to be a team player and is the second to welcome Steven to the Elite. In reality, she is an unstable womanchild, throwing psychotic tantrums when she doesn't get her way and often endangers other with her violent outbursts. Had the biggest ass of the Elite.
>>84497778
Mutual attraction and pointed lack of desperate self-abandonment help some.
>>84497769
Which is ironic since Stevonnie was created for support of trans people.
>>84497825
>implying there wasn't mutual attraction between Pearl and Rose.
>>84497815
>Liutenet Amethyst-The wild card of the Crystal Elite. Unlike the others, she doesn't put effort into looking like a hero and openly uses her powers for her own gain. A hedonist to the end, she often teases Steven sexually, when she isn't belittling and undermining him. Has the most insatiable libido.
>>84485305
A psuedo-penis clit, like fossa.
>>84497945
>Steven Universe Rebirth Minor Character List
>Jamie Masters-A seemingly helpful mail man, he is in fact a pedophile and often hangs out with Steven for his own sick desires. Surprisingly has the biggest penis.
>>84497989
spoilers for rebirth
>>84497866
Rose liked Pearl, but she had no romantic feelings there. We have seen her struggle to deal with Pearl's worship and never quite manage to tell her off in a way that would penetrate her delusion.
Rose clearly kept Pearl emotionally at arm's length and let her play second in command because there was no reason not to.
An eternity of disappointment would be a long time.
>>84497989
>Priyanka Patel-Connie's mother. She is fully aware of what her husband does to her daughter and often looks the other way, simply wishing her husband would give her the same kind of attention. Is the biggest chain smoker.
>>84497739
>>84497769
>>84497841
They're supposed to be non-binary, not trans
>>84498068
Sugar said straight up that Rose returned Pearl's romantic feeling.
But keep telling yourself that.
>>84498116
Same shit. Also
>they
>>84498073
>Doug Patel-Connie's father. A policeman, Doug is anything but protective; he abuses his power for petty reasons and sexually abuses his daughter behind his doors. Favorite time of the day is "Connie and Dad's Bathtime".
>>84498068
>>84498124
To be specific, she said that she wouldn't exactly call Pearl's love for Rose unrequited. This could mean a lot of things, but it's likely that Rose loved Pearl in the same way that she loved Greg before he really challenged her. That is to say, she probably loved Pearl, but I doubt that she was IN love with Pearl.
>>84498124
Really now?
That seems odd. I mean, I never got that vibe from her. She always treated Pearl more like an eager child in my perception.
Do you have a link to that statement?
>>84496712
How old are you? That's obviously a Dune reference. What the hell is Casshern Sins and why does it have flowing saliva?
>>84498200
>>84498205
>Sugar literally drew Rose and Pearl kissing
Face it, they scissored each other.
>>84498116
>non-binary
Quit making up mental illnesses.
That's offensive.
>>84498264
That proves literally nothing. She also drew Ed, Edd & Eddy fucking.
As she said, they discussed shit in the team to make the shippers blush.
>>84498188
>Jenny Uboe-The local slut. A promiscuous young woman, she divides her time between fucking men twice her age and picking on Steven. Has the largest vibrator collection.
>>84498264
Sugar drew Opal and Greg kissing too, that doesn't really mean anything. I think she just likes drawing.
>>84497778
steven and his terrifying renegade girl.
>>84498287
They don't have an illness, they are literally two people of opposite sex who have to agree on a mutual physical form and identiy.
Stevonnie defies the biological norms in a real and tangible way that coincides with shit purple-haired tumblrettes make up.
Non-binary is the closest we can tell with any certainty. Stevonnie is neither a woman nor a man. And there is no earthly way of knowing how they think about themselves.
>>84498478
And Lion cavalry.
>>84498340
Why wouldn't the biggest tumblrite not pair off Rose and Pearl
If she had it her way, Eddy and Double D would fuck onscreen.
>>84498394
>implying Gropal isn't canon.
>>84498520
This right here is the poster for tumblr.
>>84497434
>tsundere
>>84497841
All the "support" and tumblr blogging doesn't erase the fact that trannies by and large end up in the uncanny valley. It's pitiable, however.
>>84498573
And that is why you have no reasonable positions in internet discourse.
>Whosoever does not agree with my every point is the evil other side!
>>84498374
>Jimmy "Sour Cream" Vulmer-The literal retard. A mentally handicapped young man, he tries to live like a normal youth and is cared for by his two friends, Jenny and Buck. Somehow manages to bully Steven. Likes paste.
>>84498520
>>84498621
>looks like a girl
>talks like a girl
>acts like a girl
>a DNA test would show 50% female DNA
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...
>>84498583
How can a Gem that eats almost everything, including motor oil, get sick from eating moldy food? They don't even have digestive systems do they?
>>84498598
Fuck Sugar though.
>>84498663
That's just because Steven is a little faggot, Connie's personality dominates over him.
>>84498394
>I think she just likes drawing.
Funniest thing I've read in this entire thread.
>>84498621
You're the one analyzing the gender of a fictional character in mediocre children's cartoon. You have no right to talk.
>>84498697
Why doesn't Steven ever stop being a little faggot?
>>84498697
More like he hasn't gone full bara-mode, yet.
Hehe. Bara can mean "rose", too. I suppose he could either get beefy or bacon-y, then.
>>84498754
He's from a broken family. He'll end up crossdressing and streaming dildo sessions online.
>>84498629
>Buck Dewey-The local jock. Works out five times a day and brags about his sex life. Often picks on Steven for not being as fit as him. In secret, this is done to compensate for the fact that he's a brony. Is friends with Jenny and Sour Cream.
>>84498768
You mean he hasn't gotten obese mode yet.
>>84498792
Greg must be so proud of his son.
>>84491221
>Hm. Steven does fix people. That much is true.
>But I don't know if that includes reversing the effects of aging by removing the effects on a cellular level.
considering Connie's eyes got fixed just from drinking some of his backwash, I'd say probably yes
>>84491483
we'll probably be getting Steven+Gem fusions relatively soon, maybe not during Summer of Steven, but considering that will cover the end of Season 3, it might happen in Season 4
>>84497455
it is worth noting that Stevonnie(and Steven) is still technically Rose Quartz, due to only having one Gem
>>84498478
>>84498520
>>84498655
clearly the final form will be Stevonnie fusing with Lion and several Gem Beasts into one ultimate Fusion;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpfTvHLvnbE
>>84498799
>In secret, this is done to compensate for the fact that he's a brony
>>84498655
Don't you mean She-Man?
>>84498697
2edgy4me you win
>>84498728
Wow. Now that is a lot of no argument.
I'm sorry if I offended you by talking Stevonnie in a Stevonnie thread.
Would you rather rage a bit at how bad everyone is and how much better things used to be?
>>84498858
It's realistic. That's the point of SU Rebirth.
>>84498885
>I'm sorry if I offended you by talking Stevonnie in a Stevonnie thread.
Don't pull that shit. This is just a general in all but name.
>>84498819
He is a Quartz. Muscle comes free for those. Fat takes effort. Or rather, no-effort.
>>84497566
Has someone willing to hurt themselves saying it's for his sake: Lapis
Has a funny munchkin follower who likes TV: Peridot
Eventually will have a tank for the group: Jasper
>>84498799
>Steven Universe: Rebirth is a more grounded and realistic vision of its source material.
>It features a tighter plot, more action and most importantly of all, no filler.
>Forget everything you know about Steven Universe...
>>84498991
this feels like a hamfisted satire of "healing type" writers
>>84498965
Again, I said Stevonnie, not Steven himself.
It's clear he's the second coming of Rose.
>>84498941
Quartz have fat, not muscle.
>>84499015
As Carl von Clausewitz put it, Steven is but the continuation of Rose by other means.
>>84499049
Jasper is a quartz, amy was supposed to be a quartz
>>84498896
i guess if everyone in your life has been from moral fucking orel, you would post on 4chan.
>>84499049
Tell that to Jasper.
Stevonnie appears mostly feminine, therefore the 50% masculinity must be concentrated somewhere out of sight. Stevonnie therefore has a huge penis.
It's science.
>>84499008
Rebirth is to SU what Batman Begins was to Batman and Forever.
>>84499120
Nigga, all that masculinity is concentrated in Stevonnie's face.
It's more than likely that Stevonnie is a eunuch.
>>84499120
Murdercock 2.0, now available in horse-flavor.
>>84499120
>>84499177
>big penis
>is made from two children
The math doesn't add up.
>>84499120
Is 'it' dom? Or sub?
This I need to know.
>the best fight scene in the series is still the "I am made of love" song
Was anyone else a little underwhelmed by malachite vs alexandrite?
>>84499120
>therefore the 50% masculinity must be concentrated somewhere out of sight.
Look at Stevonnie's face and you'll find the remaining 50% of masculinity.
>>84499207
It's two children.
>>84499195
Fusion ages them up instead of creating one giant 13 year old. The math checks out.
>>84499241
That doesn't answer my question! DAMN IT!
IS IT DOM! OR IS IT SUB!
>>84499242
>implying Stevonnie isn't one giant 13 year old
Have you seen 13 year olds nowadays?
>>84499120
How huge are we talking?
>>84499120
>big penis in teeny shorts
>out of sight
What?
>>84499269
Let me answer your question with a question; have you heard of children being doms?
>>84499312
You can't horsecocks in tiny shorts.I learned that from hentai.
>>84499288
>How huge are we talking?Ever so slightly too big.
>>84499288
>>84499352It's non existent. Connie and Steven are too pure for sex.
>>84499122
I must've forgotten the scene where half the league of shadows wanted Bruce Wayne's dick
>>84499342
They are retractable, dum-dum.
>>84499288
>>84499352
How huge were you when you hit puberty?>
>>84499297
Maybe Compression shorts?
>>84499297
>>84499342
clearly Stevonnie is a grower, not a shower
>>84499288foot long at minimum, possibly even bigger
So, drawing Gem prostitutes seems to be my thing now. I'm really not fond of Lapis' shoulders, or the background, but I really like Jasper's suit (almost everything about her in this picture to be honest) and Peridot's legs. I tried to make the MGM Grand and the three neighboring hotel towers visible from the window, but I'm not sure about how recognizable they are. I tried, though.Because if there's anywhere that you would find gay space rock harlots, it would be Las Vegas.
>>84499177
>>84499385
Stevonnie isn't a horse silly billy.
>>84499417
>>84499421Stevonnie would be tiny. As she gains experience as a fusion, her dong grows to reflect that. Eventually, Steven needs bigger pants before fusing.
>>84499439
Steven's not a cat either.
>>84499475Sounds like my Skyrim mods.
>>84499485
O rly?
>>84499421
How does Stevonnie use a toilet/urinal without it dipping in?
>>84499434
>So, drawing Gem prostitutes seems to be my thing now.
Well, not to be insulting but don't quit your day job.
>>84499439
>>84499485
>>84499519
All valid points.
>>84499417
>>84499421
Stevonnie at a nudist beach when?
>>84499379
>pure
Yeah. about that.
When will Stevonnie get their own outfit instead of the awkward early fusion mash-up outfit?
Will it be something a dancer would wear, like Rainbow Quartz?
>>84485305
Has penina
>>84499542
She puts her dong around the neck
>>84499434
>Not giving Lapis star pasties
>>84499574
Steven and Connie are not for sexual.
>>84499583
Steven doesn't know how to spawn appearance modifiers.
Stevonnie/Lapis when?
>>84499600
That sounds uncomfortable.
Why doesn't she just go outside?
>>84497841
>trans
But stevonnie isn't trans, they're intersex. Trans is a mental disorder, intersex is a biological disorder.
>>84496479
She look a attractive to me. Then again, I am a frequent /d/eviant.
>>84499600
>Stevonnie suffers from depression.
>decides to hang herself using her own dong.
>upon finding the body, police don't know whether to be horrified or to fap.
>>84499315
>implying connie would let steven be subservient to a third party
>>84499620
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
>>84499637
Already got two strikes on the Public Indecency. One more strike and it's off to prison.
>>84499639
It's all the same shit.
>>84499639
It's binary.
YOU SEXIEST PIG!
