Preparing for tonight.
Also spent a nickel so you could all have this.
>>84481581
What happened to Cerberus?
Is Dorothy praising Ultra Car suppose to indirectly be praising Carla?
>>84481633
d-disgusting!More
So who's the loser that's obsessed about the cartoon that she trying to put down gently?
>>84481668
>What happened to Cerberus?
They found out we like making fun of them, so now they fear for their life.
Because we have the power to kill them, of course. And the motivation as well. Obviously.
>Is Dorothy praising Ultra Car suppose to indirectly be praising Carla?
Probably not. Walky's just being a manchild and is taking personal offense that his girlfriend doesn't immediately kowtow to his immature whims.
>>84481668
You want more go look up the artist. He charges like a buck or two for shit like that.
>>84481712
>They found out we like making fun of them, so now they fear for their life.
Because we have the power to kill them, of course. And the motivation as well. Obviously.
Isn't Cerberus that one person who uses the site as their personal blog?
>>84481715
>He charges like a buck or two for shit like that
Does he actually get customers though? Artstyle reminds me of demonroyale
>>84481581
Here we see Willis trying to drum up drama surrounding two fictional shows which we know nothing about besides how equally retarded they both sound.
Also, all those things to read into "Ultra Car was smarter/better"...
>Ultra Car is Willy's original creation
>Ultra Car is a transformer
>Ultra Car is a tranny, apparently
>>84481668
>>84481763
I think he does. I know I've bought like eight goddamn pictures in the last month and he usually doesn't take that long.
>>84481581
>we're going to break up over a cartoon
New strip and surprise surprise, Willis can't stay on the same subject again.
>>84481822
Surprisingly, it's also not funny
>>84481794
>hypersensitivity PTSD
fucking hell, I didn't even want to go on after reading that shit
>>84481810Post them
>>84481872
No? Go fucking lurk on /aco/ if you want that stuff.
>>84481822
Yeah, >>84481581 is probably a bad place to cut to a new scene. It seemed like we were about to segue into a conversation between Walky and Dorothy, but instead the tension is broken by cutting away to this anecdote.
I'd have put this strip right after Dorothy knocked down the ladder, and after this new strip cut to >>84481581. It seems like it would flow better, at least depending on whatever newer strips we get later.
>>84481822
the joke is that pterodactyls aren't dinosaurs!
oh man, willis, you split my sides!
>>84481788
I think we're reading too much into this. Dorothy says that Dexter and Monkey Master was a smart show (for whatever that means in this context) but that Ultra Car was smarter. She even says she likes Dexter and Monkey Master better than Ultra Car. The only thing we're supposed to take out of this is that Walky is a giant manchild. And while Willis probably didn't mean to, it also implies that Carla is a giant manchild too.
>>84481897
Welp, I know what i'm doing for the night, thanks anon
>>84481912
Given the strip a few days ago where Walky talks about D&MM making fart jokes, I don't think we're meant to see the show as "smart".
Either that, or Willis can't keep things consistent.
>>84481912
He's litereally talking about Young Justice.
>>84481933
Jesus, wait two minutes and I'll have a imgur ready for ya'.
>>84481933
>>84481872http://imgur.com/a/x4IJ0
So when are we going to hack and kidnap Cerberus?
>>84482001
Hello Cerberus....or Willis.
OR BOTH!
>>84481902
Since when?
>>84481942
There's nothing wrong with a properly timed fart joke.
>>84481947
If Willis is making an analogy he probably should have picked a show that didn't have two seasons, a toyline and video game (even if they were shitty), high ratings, and good critical buzz. Ultra Car screams cheap, early to mid-nineties Saturday morning filler.
>>84481822
I can't figure out what simple changes would make this better, removing panel six and the last speech bubble in panel four, or altering the dialogue in panel six so that Ethan is talking directly to Dina.
>>84482111
since always?
contrary to what power rangers say, pterodactyls, mastodons, and saber-toothed tigers are not dinosaurs.
>>84482138
I'm trying to think of something besides Sym-Bionic Titan that was only 1 season but insanely good. Oh wait, it also has to be in the 90's....
I'm drawing a blank.
>>84482138
No, but Walky chose to make a fart joke after Carla opened up about her parents making her a transforming Ultra Car toy.
The implication is that D&MM is far less deep than Ultra Car supposedly is, as well as that Walky didn't listen to her at all and is as much of a manchild as Willis probably is.
Also, the analogy is just a guess, since the timeline of DoA would imply that Ultra Car and D&MM are both 90s/00s cartoons. But the toy comments generally imply a Young Justice analog.
>>84482188
Willis just wanted another reason for us to support Carla.
>>84482188
After thinking about it for a bit Ultra Car makes more sense as a GLTAS analogue than a YJ analogue. One season, no toys at all, and a subplot about a robot trying to be a real girl.
>>84482266
Shit you're right.
But there was not trans undertones.
>>84481902
Sorry but I think Autismasaurus Rex is cute.
I'm so sorry /co/ I wish she was in a better comic though.
Also it should have just ended with the slammed door.
>>84482140
First I've heard anything if the sort, and I had a huge dino phase as a kid.I wasn't allowed to watch power rangers, either
>>84481822
Does she make dinosaur noises when fucking?
>>84481822
this isnt a scene change we were just with these people a day ago
>>84482288
You wonder if Dina did that to be lighthearted and humorous, only to get sad and upset that no one realized she was joking and she can't understand why?
>>84482394
No, she makes Becky do the dinosaur noises.
>>84482322
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/why-a-pterosaur-is-not-a-dinosaur-87082921/?no-ist
>>84482513
>No, she makes Becky do the dinosaur noises.
what if she messes the noise up then it might ruin her immersion
>>84482288
>I'm so sorry /co/ I wish she was in a better comic though.
But Willis already said that he needed Dina to be in "the best comic ever". And that's why he put her in "Dumbing of Age"... right?
>>84482804
Dina is a cruel and merciless lover.
>>84482834
I thought he was referring to the out of place "lel Jurassic Park reference" strip.
>>84483282
Nah, the overall context of his afterword regarded the story arc as a whole.
Ultimately, something about God talking to lesbians and the universe bending over backwards for Becky.
I still maintain that GodWillis is horrible at his jorb.
>>84483592
by definition, most gods typically are
>>84481581
smarter =/= better
and who the fuck compares cartoons by how "smart" they are?
>>84484373
You gotta be squidding me Anon. We do it.
We do it all the time.
>>84484373
>who the fuck compares cartoons by how "smart" they are?
I found the newfag.get out while you can
>>84481581
Who is Cerberus?
I guess this is why he's friends with aaron diaz.
>>84484647
This Aaron Diaz is better.
I want to shitpost about this Aaron Diaz.
>>84484647
During the full moon, model Aaron Diaz undergoes a strange metamorphosis and suddenly starts talking about trans-humanism and cybernetic ladies.
Has anyone noticed that Walkerton and his sister do not so much resemble spearchuckers whilst they could easily pass for Ecuadorians?
>>84481822
These two scenes are happening simultaneously too, right next door to one another. Three is you count Carla realizing that she done fucked up.
>>84481814
Look at Walky's face at the end of that strip. If it wasn't over these cartoons, there would be some other instance where Dorothy realizes that her boyfriend's going to be 10 forever. Granted seeing what Walky actually thinks of Dorothy when he's not doing the Naive Man-Boy routine, this shouldn't be too shocking.
>>84485083
walky's dumped dorothy twice so far. shes not going to be the one to dump him.
she doesnt care that he acts like a manchild because she has no intention of being with him past the end of freshman year
>>84485279
>she has no intention of being with him past the end of freshman year
Please, you think Willis remembers that part of her character? He probably forgot the whole reason why she broke up with Danny in the first place.
Cereberus, if you're reading this, I want you to know that no one is going to track you down and harm you, okay? You aren't worth the effort and you sure as Hell aren't worth going to prison over.
If you're going to put yourself and your opinions out there, You better expect to be criticized. You better expect to be made fun of. And if you cannot deal with that, then keep it all to yourself, nbecause no one needs to hear about your mental illness.
And finally, you are a male. A mentally aberrant male. You've always been male since birth. And regardless how much hormone treatment or GRS, you will always be a mentally unstable male. You need serious psychiatric help.
So sack up and get over yourself
>>84485279
Willis will probably make another slipshine of them having make-up sex later
>>84481912
At least Carla dropped the whole thing, Walky is just a child throwing a tantrum at this point.
>>84481822
Where can I get those great big Beast Wars Stickers?
>>84482322
>First I've heard anything if the sort, and I had a huge dino phase as a kid.
Not huge enough apparently. Dactyls are PTEROSAURS. Seriously did you get all your info from the flintstones?
>>84484373
>who the fuck compares cartoons by how "smart" they are?
Emotionally stunted man children who create web comics and desperate for the validation that what they wasted their lives on isn't kids stuff.
>>84485026
That would explain Dresden Codak's release schedule.
>>84482138
>I can't figure out what simple changes would make this better,
Make it a two panel strip.
panel one is the gay guy asking to get in and Dino asking what dino he is
panel 2 he says pterodactyl and her slamming the door
Im not funny but Im given you the respect to assume you know that pterosaurs aren't dinosaurs
>>84481822
Holy shit I learned something through DoA. And Dina rolling her eyes ? Is this character development ?
>>84486327
>Holy shit I learned something through DoA.
How sad. I'd probably want to kill myself if I where you.
>>84486340
Good thing you are not me then.
>>84486354
I agree.
>>84482394
>>84481822
Should have said triceratops.
Triceratops is best dinosaur.
Almost as cool as a giant stag beetle you could ride would be.
>>84486398
Or Stegasaurus.
>>84486374
Did dinos possess huge scaly (feathery?) schlongs ?
>>84486412
>>84486398
Fuck both of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vSY_rB928c
>>84482394
Autistic people don't have sex.
>>84486398
>Almost as cool as a giant stag beetle you could ride would be
>>84486429
probably just cloacas.
>>84486573
I know it wouldn't work, but it's a cool concept.
>>84486442
Here's a counterpoint.
>>84485637
Yeah, she only screamed about some dumb show for ten minutes instead of fifteen.
>>84482394
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/07/12/world/dinosaurs-roar-coo/
Wait, didn't Dorothy have an arc where she wanted Walky to stand up for her
>>84481794
> Hypersensitivity PTSD
That's not a thing! It's just nature subtly hinting that maybe some people shouldn't spread their worthless genes.
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200508octbargein.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200509freeload.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200510pluto.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200511rockthisplace.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200512honorroll.html
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>>84487493
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200801movingon.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200802speedyhitched.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200803fisticuffs.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200804showers.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200805iscanbemarriage.html
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http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200812themom.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200901chopper.html
http://www.joyceandwalky.com/members/200902brockosmodernlife.html
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http://www.itswalky.com/members/theend.html
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>>84481633
Does the artist have a Tumblr?
If so, can the DOA-edits Tumblr reblog this image?
>>84481581
>one of willis' self-inserts is praising a show made in-universe by Willis himself
It's a singular moment of cringe.
>>84487616
> Stop liking alternate universe versions of things my alternate universe self wouldn't like!
How meta.
>>84487747
I'm not sure meta even begins to describe it.
>>84481794
>hypersensitivity PTSD
Don't worry Cerberus, there won't be anything to stress over after I lovingly take your boipussy
>>84485360
I envision roleplay porn where Walky is Monkey Master and Dorothy is Ultra Car.
And then Carla will hear every word of it.
>>84487616
>Best guess for this image: california institute for regenerative medicine
Umm.
>>84489281
http://www.gocomics.com/super-fun-pak-comix/2016/07/14
>>84486442
My nigga'.
>>84489257
Sounds like something Carla would be into.
>>84489257
I envision Willy thinking it's hot as fuck.
Then getting confused and mad that other people don't/think it's funny.
The somebody asks if he cries when his wife blows him and he blames it on his mother.
>>84481822
>Carla looking sad for realizing she didn't give enough of a shit when a lot of her character is not giving a fucking shit about anyone cause she's a narcissist
Sure, that's consistent. So now we assume that she was just dumb instead of apathetic.
And before someone says "oh she didn't know Ruth was depressed" or some shit, she still could've conveyed exactly how Ruth looked. Which was not dressed or ready in a dark room staring at nothing. Billie would've 100% picked up that she wasn't feeling well, but Carla didn't give enough of a shit to do the task she was asked to do.
>>84481822
> T-Rex
> BoringThose door stickers though.
>Carla was right
GOD
DAMN
IT
Just ONCE let Carla be wrong. Have someone side against Carla on something. ANYTHING!
>>84487515
If I can I would because I don't want to actually post that to the tumblr.
>>84491536
Much like Becky, Carla is one of the "chosen ones" meaning that the universe will bend in order to make sure they are always right and always justifiable.
>>84482000
Jesus H. Fuck.
>>84486374
I just noticed this, but
>there's not many similarly-sized animals
It should be "there aren't."
"There aren't ... animals"
>>84482694
TURBONERD.
>>84492984
eh, my ex was a big dinosaur guy, and that was one of two little factoids he told me about dinosaurs that stuck with me.
the other being that velociraptors were tiny little things, and the raptors in jurassic park were more similar in size to deinonychus or utahraptors.
Oh shit I completely forgot that Walky is the main character of this comic
I don't think he's been around for months
>>84481822
So when are they going to fuck the tranny?
>>84493034
That scale is completely wrong.
Relative to the human all three should be twice as tall. Velociraptors were about 3 feet tall, Deinonychus was close to 6, and Utahraptor was up around 9.
>>84482322
Also not dinosaurs; marine reptiles, lizards (even really big ones) and crocodiles
>>84484486
Better that you don't know anon
>>84493105
Joyce is the main character.
>>84485026
Is that why it takes him six months to turn in a page, too busy shaking it on the catwalk to work on his shitty pretentious comic?
>>84493034
>my ex was a big dinosaur guy
for you
>>84487515
You can reblog to tumblr from deviantart by clicking on the share button.
Assuming that's from deviantart
>>84493184
Carl's is not for sexual
>>84485279
Links to when they broke up before? I don't remember that.
>>84495174
One was when he got those pajama pants and Dorothy forbade him from wearing them. One was off-screen when Dorothy woke him up early for a run.
>>84482394
I don't think there are dinosaurs that were lesbians
>>84481581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSuzrSORrbQ
>>84495673
That pyjama pants arc is everything that's wrong with Willis. He takes what should be a simple joke and runs it to the ground then drags it all over town until there's nothing left of it.
>>84496573
Well, there are lesbian lizards, so why not?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Mexico_whiptail
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iYDKW1x.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>84493259
What the fuck is a dinosaur even than?
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BAbDXkmw0TU/hqdefault.jpg
>>84490353
T-rex is old hat
>>84493207
>not being 9 feet tall
when will manlets learn
>>84497833
Thunder lizard. something that makes the ground shake while it walks
>>84497833
A glorified chicken ?
>>84481581
Did someone shit on Willis recently? What's with this recent comic-strip masturbation?
>>84490353
t-rexes are boring, a giganotosaurus would fuck a t-rex up
>>84481822
Should've said fucking Gigantasaurus. That thing SHITS on the tyranasaurus. Its arms are way more usefull.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vSY_rB928c
>>84493034
>>84500370
Needs a more butch haircut and tats
>>84501503
Coela is the best.I'm glad she got that sleeve tattoo and septum piercing, as I was starting to get a pretty creepy crush on her.
>/v/ dies while I'm in the middle of a playthrough
WELP
>>84501503
why are you posting good comics here?
>>84503826
There was talk about dinosaurs.
Patreanon bless us with Your presence, that we may receive Your heavenly golden shower of piss that we collectively refer to as "the next strip".
Guys Dina might be getting corrupted.
>>84506416
Amber is the closest thing Dina has to a friend. Everyone else talks down to her or ignores her. Amber is as respectful as Amber can get, and she has helped Dina get out of her shell and even how to communicate better with others. She gives her verbal and physical cues for her to learn from.
As awful as Amber is, the only person you can reasonably expect to like her is Dina.
>>84506416
goddammit willis, autistic people do not talk like robots
language is not comprised of a series of ones and zeroes
Also, once again, everything comes around to Becky.
>>84506481
Becky's apparently not even autistic. She's just weird.
>>84506481
>autistic people do not talk like robots
Some kinda do.
>>84506481
Dina isn't autistic, Dina is WILLIS. Willis compartmentalizes bits of himself into every main character in DoA, and Dina represents his "beep boop do not comprehend social norms" aspect. Nothing more, nothing less.
That's why he's been skittish about openly labeling Dina as autistic, incidentally. He doesn't know if HE personally is autistic or not and his phobia of psychiatry prevents him from getting clinically diagnosed, so Dina is going to be eternally waffling back and forth between "autistic for lulz" and "autistic for feelz" with no attempt at consistent characterization. The fans don't seem to care, why should he?
>>84506553
Dina's*
>>84506553
Becky's the redhead. Dina's the-
>>84506706
Ah.
>>84506648
Perhaps, but at this point in her life she shouldn't be talking like a developmentally stunted version of Faye from QC.
At least Faye's lack of contractions was a sign of discomfort among new friends or acquaintances.
>>84506659
Fair enough. If I recall, his wording is that Dina represents Willis' "inability to communicate with other humans" or something.
I just feel that Dina can at least come off as if she's got some emotion in her voice. Maybe it's just how Willis draws her with the same face every time.
>>84506659
You'd think Willis would be better at writing people who are autistic. Considering, you know...
Ultra Car is a TRANSforming car.
TRANSforming.
Subtle.
>>84507892
and SMART too.
sooooo TRANScendantly SMART
>>84506416
I wonder if she thinks that Ethan and Mike knocking again constitutes 2 more people.
>>84506468
Nice arguments, but Dina + Sarah is my friendship otp, sorry anon.
>>84506770
>I just feel that Dina can at least come off as if she's got some emotion in her voice.
Well, she IS showing visible signs of annoyance
>>84506416
I'm getting a Darth Vader/Emperor Palpatine vibe here.
>>84506416
>it comes back to becky
>>84509046
Where is she?????
>>84510000
>>84510000
carla isnt a drunk lesbian
>>84511140
Isn't she, though?
>>84511347
being a lesbian would imply she's a woman.
>>84510000
>>84510043
>bendy straws
>2013 ± 3
those things don't exist outside of my hopes and dreams
>>84511545
They don't make them anymore?
>>84512464
Not on college campuses, at least.
And as far as I've seen, every eating establishment seems to have collectively decided to use straight straws instead of bendy straws.
>>84512487
Oh, in restaurants, sure, I've only seen straight straws my entire life. Maybe Mary has her own supply of bendy straws and replaced the straight one she was given.
>>84512487
Well, I've got a whole box full of them in my house, so I don't know what to tell you.
>>84493207
3 feet long, anon
From head to tail
the scale is mostly correct.
>>84508862
Amazi-Girl's Mask hops from one moderately attractive nerd lady to another, harnessing her innate rage and frustrations towards the world around her.
>Pic related, in which she curb-stomped a dude for calling her a' fake nerd'
>>84514611
>another shortstack
What is it with Willis and shortstack women
Is his wife a shortstack
shortstack
>>84514873
It's his fetish, and it got to the point that his wife had to tell him to stop drawing so many of them since that's all he was doing with new characters or background characters.
>>84481581
Is Walky just going to accept that Ultra Car was the smarter show because that's Dorothy's opinion? Seriously?
Dorothy seems to have a thing for doormats.
>>84508862
Hiding in her room and writing fanfiction, no matter how depraved, is the healthiest thing Amber has done in a while. It isn't like she's expecting Dina to be her personal guardian, Amber just wants her to pass along the message that she doesn't wish to be disturbed.
>>84514982
The Lucy pic is a good example because she's supposed to be really thin. She was drawn with her midsection lines going straight down in Shortpacked.
>>84514466
Damn, put it like that...
>>84486398
Iguanodon Nigga. Two words: Knife Thumbs.
>Browsing Walypedia for all the interesting articles
>Come across page for Ultracunt, I mean, Ultra Car, I mean, Carla
>Admin warning:
>"Since Carla is a trans character, this page is sometimes subject to vandalism"
>Huh, she mispelled something, I'll correct it for her
>"Since Carla is a cunt, this page is sometimes subject to vandalism"
>Check back in a week or two later
>Admin changed it back but reverted it to "is a CONTROVERSIAL character"
Heheh, I guess that's alright
>>84518744
>>84517507
I always had a soft spot for the tiny clever bastard dinosaurs, like Saurornithoides. But Iguanodon is a good second choice.
>>84518744
>Carla is a cunt-reversal character
Wait, that's not how the surgery works...
>>84511140
She's not drunk. She's just terrible. And she's supposedly asexual.
>>84521482
That's Cerberus.
>>84521572
Willis has stated on many occasions that Carla is asexual. She was in Shortpacked! too.
>>84515792
Yeah, she's supposed to be a bit taller and much thinner.
>>84509046
How many references to Becky will we get tomorrow?
>>84523575
Hopefully none, but who knows.
>>84485342
>implying XY chromosomes, being born with a penis, having a prostate, lacking significant amounts of estrogen, having an adams apple, the professional opinions of doctors and scientists, a strong jawline, larger hands, no breasts, testicles, and higher shoulder-to-hip ratio makes you a man
wow, check your cis privilege
>>84493312
But if Joyce is the main character, then where's Becky?
>>84524376
Still homeless!
>>84514982
"Real women have *CURVES*, am I right ladies? No need to thank me! (Please thank me)"
At least it's good to hear Mrs Willis has to remind him to not use her as his personal shield from time to time.
>>84515792
>>84522675
The Shortpacked 2.0 Era was sort of weird. He was attempting to build and promote new characters, but quickly realized no one was buying it. Still bitter at how quickly Jacob got shelved and sent to his home planet.
>>84525406
Yeah, it definitely looks like Lucy is taller than Malaya, and Carla is nowhere near as tall as she is in DoA.
And yes, the new characters were too little, too late. They weren't nearly interesting enough to carry the comic on their own.
Jacob was actually interesting in Shortpacked!, but he is pretty much just relegated to eye candy in DoA. And I still have no idea why we are expected to think that he is mega-attractive.
>>84525571
>I still have no idea why we are expected to think that he is mega-attractive.
I think Willis is attracted to diglett.
>>84525571
He's Black you....you white...white guilt, milquetoast piece of human GARBAGE!
>>84525940
Or Willis is just a terrible artist.
>>84525719
Maybe Jacob will show up 6 months from now asking why he's in Pokemon Go.
>>84525571
Jacob is one of the best character in DoA. Good physique, chillest bro on campus, no personal issues. He just wants a girlfriend for a long term relationship, doesn't get involved in drama and is nice to everyone. I like him. He's okay in my book.
Can't wait for Sarah to get an arc where she destroys his relationship with whats-her-name and makes everything terrible for everyone.
>>84526392
Hey, I don't have a problem with him. He just isn't around much and doesn't do much. He as a character is perfectly fine. But he is shoved so far into the background that I don't remember how long it's been since we last saw him.
He's just overrated in terms of attractiveness and really hasn't gotten to do much in the story, despite him being on the cast page.
It's funny to hear Carla talk about herself in that last panel.
>>84526914
To be fair to Carla, I too fail to understand why anybody should care about a self-destructive alcoholic who is already throwing away her life at the age of 18.
>>84526998
Ruth's older than that. I think. It's hard to keep track of. Point is you're right though.
>>84526829
I dont have a problem with your post, was just laying down my feelings about the character. That said, people declaring someone is hot or fuckable is realistic, but since DoA is limited to a certain cast and the characters almost never interact with people who aren't part of the cast (like background no names) the only guys everyone lusts after are Ethan and Jacob, cause they are the only one to lust after, and only Joe and his father (reminder he banged Amber's mom when parents visited their kids WTF WILLIS) do so for girls, which is depicted as a bad thing.
>>84526914
Is this a new one ?
>>84525571
>And I still have no idea why we are expected to think that he is mega-attractive.
I'm gonna be real, the newest for-book picture of Jacob is freaking me out. It's like he's wearing football pads.
>>84527324
Jesus his shoulders are way too wide.
Also why does Jacob have a bio again? He hasn't done anythings besides be eye candy for Sarah and Ethan.
>>84526914
First she drove away Billie, now she's even pushing her cookies out of bed. Someone stop this monster!
>>84527455
Those cookies.
>>84512487
Saw some at Walmart a while back
>>84521482
He's also not a "she"
>>84528611
>He
>>84528940
That's right. Carla is a guy
>>84526829
Not that long ago, when Danny and Ethan came out to each other.
>>84527009
>>84526998
She's 21 or 22 since I pretty sure she gets her booze legally. Either way I'm assuming a general sense of moral obligation due to physical proximity.
>>84527009
>>84526998
>>84529267
Pretty sure she's a sophomore, so she's 19 or 20.
>>84529457
>>84529267
Ruth shouldn't be getting wasted in a college dorm in ether case.
>>84527015
True. Everyone was really weird about it during Shortpacked's run as well, though.
The comments were scary when they were drooling over him like that.
>>84527324
He... he's not person-shaped. I'm pretty sure he's gotta be a robot.
>>84529267
>Not that long ago, when Danny and Ethan came out to each other.
Dang it. That makes me stand by my assertion that the non-straight characters' actions only exist to be reacted upon by the straight characters. Danny and Ethan can't date because of Amber, and they came out to each other when and where they did because Willis thought it would be funny for Jacob to overhear it and comment upon it.
>>84529457
She can't be a sophomore, as she had already been an RA prior to this semester.
>>84529541
She says says 20 in some strip
>>84529554
Okay that was kinda' funny.
>>84529525
You'd be hard pressed to make that argument because the joke of the strip is that Jacob didn't react.
Also, aside from the pointy shoulders, that's a classic bodybuilder V-shape. If anything, his main problem would be a bad case of chicken leg.
>>84528237
This is funnier than what Willis will ever put out. I would give money and praise that man if he did strips remotely close to that.
>>84529261
>Guy
>>84529633
The biggest problem is definitely that the neck doesn't slope to the shoulders properly, making it look like he has action-figure joints.
>>84514466
Can you send this to Willis
>>84530447
Jacob confirmed for literal toyboy
>>84529633
>the joke of the strip is that Jacob didn't react.
Ack, it has been a long, tiring day, and I can't seem to articulate what I'm saying worth a crap.
The point of it happening was specifically to make the joke that Jacob didn't mind. It wasn't because it was the right time and place for them to have that discussion. It was because Jacob was there to hear it. The joke was that they came out to his roommate without realizing it. So it's structured around Jacob and his response (or lack thereof), rather than that they had a private moment where they were able to come out of the closet on their own terms.
>>84530833
Another of the numerous strips where Willis crams a joke for the sake of it. And an overused one at that.
>>84526914
>tl;dr
Fuck off
>>84531024
Yeah, the only time I use that in real life is when I tell a specific story about a time when I wrote a lengthy e-mail to one of my overhead bosses about an awful hand-written note about me, at the recommendation of another overhead person to do so. He replied a week-and-a-half later telling me that my e-mail was too long and that we just needed to meet in his office. Like... you had over a week to read it, dude. Why didn't you just say that the day of it, you know?
So when I tell that story, I say that he basically sent me a TL;DR. That is one of the few cases where it is acceptable.
Carla is an idiot and should maybe try talking like a human being.
>>84529590
and perfectly in-character!
>>84531172
Yeah, sometimes I wish someone would hack the DoA site and upload the edits with good, subtle changes like that.
>>84526914
>her
>>84531816
>>84528611
>>84528940
>>84529261
Why do you guys care so much about what's in Carla's pants?
>>84531968
Because I want to know if I can fuck itor if it can fuck me.
>>84525571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS12p0Zqlt0
>>84531968
>>84531968
Has nothing to do with what's in his pants. Carla IS a male. That's just an undeatable biological fact. Doesn't matter if He had GRS or not. He was born with a sick, therefore he is a guy.
Him having mental problems doesn't change anything either. Just because a lot of people have similar delusions doesnt make it a fact
>>84532370
>born with a sick
Look man, just cause you got problems with your own penis...
>>84532370
>Just because a lot of people have similar delusions doesnt make it a fact
that's the thing. people don't have those delusions too. trans people are mentally sick in the head and far more qualified mental professionals than you have diagnosed the best way to help them is to play into their mental delusion and treat them as their chosen gender.
the question again remains: why do you care so much to insist on refusing their chosen gender? you're not going to bang them regardless.
>>84533350
Look at where we are, 90% of posts on this site are needless contrarianism.
Plus Carla rarely behaves in a manner that engenders her to being treated with even a base level of politeness.
>>84535460
Carol's design unsettles me for some reason.
>>84535496
who in this comic does?
>>84533350
>far more qualified mental professionals than you have diagnosed the best way to help them is to play into their mental delusion and treat them as their chosen gender.
That may be so, but even without a degree in Psychology or Psychiatry or whatever I'm fairly certain it's a "for lack of any better option" option.
Don't trans folk have like a ridiculously high suicide rate AFTER they transition? That should say something about how "good" a treatment it is.
I.E. They can't heal the wound, they can only slap a bandaid on it.
>>84535761
>Don't trans folk have like a ridiculously high suicide rate AFTER they transition? That should say something about how "good" a treatment it is.
it's higher beforehand.
and insisting on refusing that trans people be referred to as that gender is saying 'no, you don't get to have that bandaid. go ahead and bleed out, retard.
>Tumblr comes and gets triggered over pronouns again.
>>84535823
>Being surprised that there's Tumblr on /co/.
>>84535789
Well in a cold and cruel Darwinist sense, they probably shouldn't be allowed to live long enough to... well I guess they can't breed, so problem solved.
But in a human sense, I dunno man, that's sorta like inviting an elephant in the room and expecting everyone to play along. Or rather, inviting it in and humoring its owner calling it his giraffe.
>>84535890
it's really more akin to a guy saying 'my name is Sparks' when you know his name is richard, and growing enraged and telling everyone not to call him Sparks because FUCK YOU THAT'S NOT ACTUALLY YOUR NAME
>>84535943
What if Sparks is his surname and he hates the name Richard but won't change it cause his parents gave it to him without bad intentions.
>>84536110
what if a trans person is legally defined as a woman and they hate their penis and are intending to/have removed it and are going by their legal gender?
>>84535890
In a cold and cruel Darwinist sense there is nothing stopping a trans person from breeding as their genitals still function until they've been on hormones for a long time or have had surgical intervention.
>>84536160
Let that person do it I guess ?
Personally I don't give a shit about trans people, or gays and lesbians, or straights, asexuels and whatever the fuck there is as a new label these day. I try to see humans and nothing else, people do what they want with their identity and genitals and that's not my problem. I hate Carla because she (or he or something) is an entitled bitch. That cunt doesn't even remotely reflect the reality of being a tranny since the character is basically a girl with a boy past. Drawing a girl and calling it a boy, or having another character call it a boy is cheating, but Willis will never get that.
Also I'm tired and my previous post makes little sense, it's an abortion of a joke. So have an anecdote : when my father was young a guy from his village called Huss was so retarded he called his daughter Anne.
>>84536331
>let that person do it I guess?
exactly. carla is a cunt, but likely legally, she is considered a woman. Hell, there's no telling whether or not thanks to comic science and her parents money she's not a fully functioning woman.also, it's incredibly unlikely her birth name was carl. she modelled her personality after a childhood cartoon, and likely took her name from 'ultracar'
>>84535890
It's more like a person in a wheelchair asking you not to go on about how they can't walk.
But then again I know common courtesy is a hard concept to grasp for "certain people".
>>84535943
Your analogy fails because unlike a person's sex, names don't have any basis in objective physical reality. They're assigned pretty much arbitrarily.
It's more like a white guy claiming he's a black guy. He's gonna get a lot of people calling bullshit because he doesn't fit their definition of "black guy".
>>84536488
>common courtesy
Why is it any less rude for a transsexual to impose their view of gender on someone else than it is for someone else to impose their view of gender on them? It's no more a problem for a transwoman that I think of him as a man than it's a problem for me that he thinks of himself as a woman.
>>84536723
well, unless you look in their pants, trans people are just ugly, hairy women.
>>84536723
Black guys get a lot of shit when they don't fit into someone's definition of "black guy." It seems more like you're just looking for a justification to be an ass about something that has no bearing on any portion of your life by claiming trans people are oppressing you by making it a social faux pas to intentionally use the wrong gendered pronoun.
>>84536222
Which is why offing themselves would be, in such a sense, their greatest contribution to mankind.
>>84536488
No, it's telling you "I'm NOT in a wheelchair", then crying and slitting their wrists when you say "But you kinda are".
>>84536488
>>84537649
Also:
> I know common courtesy is a hard concept to grasp for "certain people".
No harder than common sense is to grasp for these mental cases.
>>84536867
>that has no bearing on any portion of your life
This particular issue doesn't affect me as much as it would a transperson, true, but living in a society that doesn't attempt to stifle the expression of ideas, even ones that might seem unpleasant, very much does.
Trying to police what can be said or thought through social pressure will only make the sentiment go underground to fester and breed more dangerous resentment.
>>84535666
Sierra, Dina, Sarah, Joyce (99.9999% of the time), Danny, Ethan, Marcie seems pretty chill.
>>84535823
>/pol/ shows up and bitches about pronouns again
ftfy
