because none of you lazy fucks would do it
someone please storytime Hal Jordan and the GL Corps
>>84461337
gracias
Remember, if you like the comic buy it online or support your local comic book shop. Or buy the trade or something.
>>84461286
>Cass going to watch ballerinas, one of the closest non-martial examples of striving for perfection through physical suffering and conviction
Nice.
>>84461398
Thanks anon, here's some other Storytimes!
Action Comics >>84460782
Hal Jordan and the Green Lantern Corp >>84461281
New Super-Man >>84461019
>>84461392
Okay, that's a pretty clever way to trick people with >>84461229
man these Colony guys are just grade-A Mary Sues, also anyone else getting real sick of Batman books getting clogged up by them fighting large organizations, it's starting to get a bit ridiculous at this point
>>84461392
>ywn be inside Clayface
Thanks OP
>>84461286
>thats definately my real name
i dont dislike the comic, but im pretty much only picking it up because of clayface
Kate's father is so fucking disrespectful to the Batman legacy. Fuck you, Army Dad, Batman has literally saved more people in a year than you ever will your entire life.
It's a shame this is just meh so far, because I like this team composition and think it could be a lot cooler.
>>84461308
clayface was exactly what this book needed
>>84461596
no problemo
>>84461229
I'm reading this book by skipping everything Batwoman says and it's a lot better
just pretend it's like a parents voice in Peanuts
Alright time to look into this comic and find where the gentry are at work.
>>84461257
Here we have a large hand taking something to consume. But note that the beer contains the panels and story. Much like the hand is reaching out to consume the story. And the story like beer can be addictive and once read/drunk leaves you with an empty glass wanting another one.
>>84461257
>>84461266
The story here shows how Batwoman went through boot camp where they never went easy on her and how it shaped her. Much like growing into someone with no mercy or Dame Merciless.
>>84461271
>>84461279
The grin like monitors watching Batman be defeated are much like the windows of eyes and paneling of Lord Broken
>>84461299
The shot of the cityscape of skyscrapers reflects the image of Hellmachine.
>>84461349
And now the swarm that is Demogorgun has arrived.
>>84461374
Note the imagery here for the evil leader. Intellectron is the archetype for evil masterind depicted as a bat winged single eye. Note here the father reveals himself as a villain of the same archetype while shadows cover one eye and bat wings come out of his head.
>>84461392
The numbers for the Generals l33t speak are 3,3,3,4. which add up to 13.
>>84461368
Cass is like "you only brought this many?"
>...okay.
I might just be really tired and because I didn't read any of the Kate dialogue but this book is fun
Detective Comics 936 (2016) (webrip) (two covers) (The Last Kryptonian-DCP)
http://www29.zippyshare.com/v/Nv2Kt5cX/file.html
>>84461355
Windows is a bitch, eh Tim?
>>84461374
He was Arkham Knight all along!
>>84461332
YOU
FUCKING
IDIOT
>>84462536
>>84462570
It's not like Ra's needs new OS. I doubt he's interested in new vidyas and 16 core support.
>>84461384
>I knew you wouldn't be readmitted into the service unless you built yourself into a free agent we could recruit in.
Daaaaaaaw that's a nice thing to do for your daughter.
Dident they repeal don't ask don't tell though that's why bad blood stepped around the issue of why she was kicked out.
>>84462002
Your autism is showing.
>>84462002
I want all hypercrisisfags to die off.
>>84461392
I really like this. Feels like something you could see in a movie or tv series.
>>84461531
Well this is basically a team book and teams need mooks to fight.
>>84461428
It is a nice touch.
>>84461266
I could have thought her the type to say because I was gay rather then because of who I was.
Still that's a minor complaint and I doubt there was any ill intent by the writer this isent a marvel comic after all.
>>84461428
She's been doing it since Batman & Robin Eternal, when she was borderline lezzing out with Harper.
>>84461398
This is awesome! Like to see new stuff in the batverse. I'm sure everyone thought the dad seemed a bit too willing....
>>84461445
Classic comics, lol
Eh. I gave a try. These Rebirth books are dropping off my list like flies.
>>84461355
Kinda look like Arkham Knight
>>84462915
You have objectively bad taste then anon. Everything has been great so far, the only meh thing has been JL Rebirth.
Maybe Gwenpool or Squirrelgirl is more to your taste?
>>84461929
Good to hear it. Love to hear completely random shit like this.
>>84462613
You're on a site...talking about comic books...
>>84462937
Don't get mad. I didn't insult your mother or anything.
>>84462937
Gwenpool is good
what do you mean by your comment
What's with the Kanes and trying to steal Batman's gimmick, go and become your own hero/army
>>84461266
>renee sitting with her legs open / unladylike in the left page
Perfect.
I'm still confused how this Kane Batwoman and the old comics Kane Batwoman that's Spiral are connected.
Which one was being used by Darkseid for Final Crisis set u?
>>84463212
if I remember right, at the end of Grayson when Dick wiped Spyral, it took everyone's memories of Spyral with it save for his and that girl's
>>84461229
this wasnt bad
>>84462585
you know he be playing cs go
>>84461678
This.
>>84461728
Also this. It feels like the major plot-point from court of owls or any other League of Shadows heavy bat story line has been taken and condensed.
I'll give the book a chance, but it feels like a remix of a song thats been played one too many times.
>>84461428
I thought she looked this nice and relaxing after a bad life...
I remember how excited was Cass the first time she saw him.
>>84461398
>Remember, if you like the comic buy it online or support your local comic book shop. Or buy the trade or something.
And for fuck's sake, don't buy whatever pandering MCU synergy shit Marvel is putting out this week. Jesus Christ, you people.
>>84461374
Another Sam Lane? a disappointing father..
but the story is well
>>84463761
Which is odd, seeing how he supported hell out of her and that sidekick of hers.
>>84463425
>1.6
>>84462915
enjoy your shitty marvel now books anon
>>84463809
>do you want to play CS 1.5 or 1.6 with shield
>>84464109
>Doctor Strange books
>Solo
>Foolkiller
>Slapstick
>USAvengers
>Great Lakes Avengers
>Doom
>Odinson
>Kingpin
>Bullseye
>Mercs for Money
Fuck off, Marvel Now is awesome.
>>84462002
This post is the gentry at work. Fuck off.
>>84461229
Cool
>a Lane in a Batbook
>Clayface ball to the rescue
I never knew I wanted this until I saw it with my own eyes
>>84461643
I'm sorry, why is he here?
It seems only Flash was bad this week. I'm glad mediocre books are appearing in horizon, otherwise I wouldn't have any money left.
Even Venditti wasn't offensive this week.
>>84461286
>He's always right about people. When he lets someone in that means something
Except for that time he started training a kid stealing his wheels and got him killed. Or that time he took in my ex-girlfriend to spite me and got her killed.
>>84461338
>He gave Cass a Morse code system because she doesn't like talking
That's adorable
>>84461374
>It's just a sedative
Nigga you can't just pump someone with 30 gorillion doses of sedative and expect them to just wake up.
>>84463794
Yeah. This is kind of a weird change of direction for him and I don't know that I like it.
>>84461317
Yeah it's getting pretty obvious he's the guy pulling the strings for that bat army.
>>84461392
>TH3 G3N3R4L
Go fuck yourself
>>84461392
>>84461398
HAHAHAHAHA
What the fuck
This is the highest level of wot
>>84461349
>>84461374
I bet Rucka loves this shit.
>>84461374
Is this going to be an ongoing thing that Cass can't do anything cool on screen?
>>84461384
This is the first time that anyone has given a shit about whether Batman was alive or dead, much less where he is at the moment.
>>84466702
Much as am I irritated about War Games/Crimes, I don't think it was truly Batman's fault Steph died. And I really don't think it's his fault Jason died. Was he a jerk to Steph? Yes. Did he kill her? No.
Oh great Tynion is ruining Kate's support cast...i was expecting the other shoe to drop and just did.
>>84461271
>The mailbox
>>84466702
Jason got himself killed.
and the second one isn't canon anymore
>>84471420
Thank goodness. Much as I loved Steph as Robin, that whole arc was the suck.
>>84461374
Apparently Nu52 Cass can't dodge bullets anymore.
>>84461398
>Remember, if you like the comic buy it
Not much of a chance for that before Tynion is kicked out of this shit title.
I love that DC returned Detective, and Action back to their original numbering. I don't know why, but it's a good feeling
>>84471759
Apparently nu52 Cass can't read it when some mooks are going to shoot her so full of tranks that she has more sedative in her veins than blood. Hopefully her costume stops a few of those darts.
>>84461349
Greg Rucka is rolling in his grave right now
>>84471759
To be fair, Cass was dodging pretty much one at a time here. In Tec, she had like...several hundred all at once.
>>84461257
This is a really nice page
I miss the art from the nu52 batwoman run
>>84471902
She made the same mistake Batman did between this issue and the last: she stood still and dared the mooks to take her out instead of running around like a ninja.
>>84461271
>they beat batman
>>84461308
>is that batman losing
>>84461338
>fights as well as batman
>>84461355
>these are the guys who took down batman
OH MY FUCKING GOD. These are in the same fucking issue! What the fuck, Tynion? Do you know any fucking way to make someone look cool or dangerous than verbally comparing them to some other character? How the fuck did this fanfiction-tier hack get a job?
This is why Tynion gets so much shit. He doesn't know how to write. Could you ever imagine Morrison or Moore or even Miller write that shit?
>>84471902
Cass has been basically immune to bullets as long as she's existed. They're just finding more ways to make her uncool.
>change costume to shit
>change name to shit
>change dad to a chump
>tie origin to poochie with sideshave
>remove precognition
>remove move-copying
>remove lie detection
>remove speed
>remove strength
>remove ties to shiva
>remove ties to loa
How do you want your Batgirl? Just fuck my shit up.
>>84472081
Oh, and don't ever show an on-panel fight because why the fuck would you want to see your martial arts character do martial arts
>>84472081
Seriously, I would have been more than okay if she would have got down while fighting and taking some of these fuckers with her
>>84471759
She's good against dodging pistols, but machine guns on the other hand. Also she still isn't using her various gadgets (batarangs). She's only using her fists.
She still just took out four of those guys and used of their bodies to crash into this place. I just wish we saw that, but given this is a Kate-centric tale I can allow it. When it come's Cass's turn (she gets the third arc after Stephanie being the second arc focus, and monster men crossover being next).
She still needs a better costume.
>>84472802
That's not a machine gun.
>>84472802
I trust you know that the page you posted is from an arc where 1) she has lost her move-reading temporarily, and 2) she's purposefully taking the bullets to protect the guy behind her.
>>84472802
>she gets the third arc after Stephanie being the second arc focus, and monster men crossover being next
Has that actually been stated somewhere? All I've heard about arcs after this one is speculation (and Tynion's delightful assurance that Harper Shiteating Row comes back).
>>84472945
You're also forgetting 1.) She figured she could have dodged. She says so in the page before and 2.) for that exact reason why she took the hits.
Still, every time she's bullet dodged it's been with a hand gun. I kind of doubt she can know exactly were a spread like that is going more so when four guys instantly have her dead to rights.
> The second arc of the Detective run is a Spoiler story, the third is a Cassandra Cain story, so that’s where we’re ending the whole first year of the book.
http://comicsalliance.com/james-tynion-iv-detective-comics-rebirth-interview/?trackback=tsmclip
>>84472081
Why do they do this? Why bring a character back if you're going to remove all the ways she was cool? Do they have any idea what they're doing?
>>84461242
What the fuck is this batarang?
>>84473338
Let me put it this way: she has never been hit with a bullet unless she was taking the hit willingly. Not even once.
Unless Kelley Puckett himself comes and tells me otherwise, I'm going to go ahead and assume guns just don't work on her.
>>84473953
Advanced model that doubles as a cape hanger.
>>84461286
Part of me feels bad for clayface since this will be his new norm of never really achieving his dream but he has a better chance now than when he was full villain
>>84471988
but cass' fighting being compared to being on batman's level has been fucking canon since her creation, you dense idiot.
>>84461384
>we're not the bad guys
oh my god i hate this cliche
>>84461308
Tynion can't write. I don't know what lines Snyder fed to his proteges but neither Tynion not Bennett can moderate their own writing. They both need a sharp and vicious editor.
>>84461368
>>84461332
Both of these pages would be better without Cass speaking IMO. Also I cannot believe this Kane twist, JFC.
>>84461445
I thought they were going to go the trojan horse route with it but i liked the lantern shield thing they did.
Clayface must be really fucking fun to write.
Base Tynion pissing off Batwoman fans
>>84475140
This
>>84471988
I think it says something when Scott Lobdell manages to write a series better than him.
>>84474096
Why are you cassfags so fucking autistic?
>Kelly Puckett is the based god
>Cass is too epic. She doesn't feel pain. Pain feels her
>See Volume 1 Issue 12 page thirteen panel three for the evidence
Seek help
>>84462900
Pretty sure it was sex of some sort
>>84462002
I want morrisonfags to go to the worst DC Universe and stay there forever
>>84475093
Not remotely the point.
The point is that Tynion has no idea how to build up any hero or villain except by having somebody stand around saying "wow, you're as good/better than [other character]!". It's such amateur bullshit writing. SHOW, DON'T TELL. If you want me to believe X is cool, show him do cool shit. Show it consistently and often. Don't have some other jackoff sing his praises.
>>84478631
Another scene that might have been cool if Harper wasn't there.
>>84478631
They threw subtext out the window with those two didn't they?
>>84478327Join them Cass, forget Harper.
>>84479278
Threesome
>>84479457
>we Dick now
>>84480166
Maybe
>>84462536
For a moment there thought you were talking about him not being allowed to draw breaking glass in btas
It's fairly generic and average, but there's something comforting about how much it feels like pre-Flashpoint Batman.
However, fuck this shit with Kane being the villain. What the absolute hell is Tynion thinking with that?
>>84481780
Don't you have cops to get shot by or a sister to fuck?
>>84482027
Why do you think it took me till 11pm to get around to reading this?
I've been liking Detective a lot more than I thought I would. It isn't as offensively bad as some of Tynion's other works, I guess having my standards lowered by that probably helps. Either way, sure didn't see that twist villain coming. Not sure I like it, but I'll see how it plays out.
>>84482062
Poor education system makes reading hard.
>casually talking over repeated footage of Batman being beaten shown on a giant screen
that was weird, also Batman having problems with a bunch of army guys?
>>84462585
>Ra's running Window's 95.
Ra has resurrected a dead OS.
>>84471988
because he can write a story, and knows that power levels aren't the most important part of the comic
>>84479018
Tynion needs an editor that smacks him every time he does something like that since it is utterly useless to the reader except to demonstrate Tynion's laziness.
![detective+variant+cv938[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/euHsDFH.jpg "detective+variant+cv938[1].jpg")
Detective Comics #938 variant by Rafael Albuquerque
>>84482247
I was surprised that no one gave a shit about if Batman was ok or even alive. Tim and Kate just had a really detached conversation about Kate becoming a leader while watching footage of the beatdown on dozens of monitors.
Bruce was in the middle of a conversation with Alfred when he got ran off the road, so why didn't he raise the alarm?
>>84483283
You just discovered Tynion's endgame...Alfred and Kane are the villians of this book...fuck Tynion.
>>84478327
Christ, when Barrows is bad, he's really really bad
Detective Comics 936 (2016) (2 covers) (digital) (Minutemen-Drunk Monk)
http://www80.zippyshare.com/v/aR2tyX6n/file.html
>>84484819
Just be glad that Damian is safe, even though we still haven't had him bonding with big sis Cass.
>>84484819
Well at least you gave us a full day before showing up Damianfag, thank you for that
>>84483092
This looks fucking great.
Whoa, didn't this thread used to be longer?
>>84461368
She really needs the bat ears, it still wouldn't be Batgirl cass good, but it would be better
>>84487040
Did Damianfag post and get banned again?
>>84487119
A cape wouldn't hurt, either.
>>84461229
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
>>84461266
(I'm lesbo btw)
>>84483092
Very nice
>>84487149
Yep.
>>84482572
>because he can write a story
No he can't. He's Liefeld/Austen tier terrible.
>and knows that power levels aren't the most important part of the comic
Sure, that's why he talks about them constantly. Retard.
>>84471902
Which is even easier to dodge in comic land. Batman does it all the time, this shit is just dumb.
>>84487224
A scarf! That's what she needs! Make her viewful! Make her a Strider again!!
>>84487242
Pfft, Clayface smothering is low-tier compared to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5P0bm0PMPQ
>>84489381
Get rid of all the leg belts and this costume would have been amazing.
So 5 bucks says the order of dumas is working with these guys.
Fuck this comic.
>>84492313
Fuck you too anon
>>84492438
Fuck you and fuck this comic and fuck your MOM.
>>84492524
Fuck you and fuck your dog and fuck your waifu
>>84487976
Good
>>84487976
>>84493367
How many times does she need to get temporarily banned before it just becomes permanent?
>>84461229
Gud read OP
>>84493397
>believing anything Damifag says
>>84491772
Nah they're probably gonna be involved in another arc.
>>84491128
That or add ninja stars to the leg belts. Give Cass some ammo. Plus a bat symbol. That and a naked Ryu Hayabusa nearby wondering "what just happened?!"
>>84493632
>That or add ninja stars to the leg belts. Give Cass some ammo.
You can't think of a better thrown projectile for her to use?
>>84493708
Well maybe some small bat shurikens did come to mind. But do they come in small size or just that large?
>>84493708
>>84493856
She could carry some Nolan movies style bat-shurikens.
>>84493856
Batarangs have always been as small as the plot requires
>>84461308
Why are we pretending that Tim needs to be trained?
>>84493981
He's been with New 52 Teen Titans. His brain needs to be reworked back into normal character again after being Lobdelled for so long.
>>84493981
He doesn't, at least no more than Batman thinks everyone needs to be trained. He's acting as Kate's Lieutenant.
>>84494046
>His brain needs to be reworked back into normal character again
He's having sex with an actual girl without a hint of rape, he'll never be inoffensive nerd avatar Tim again.
>>84461643
>but im pretty much only picking it up because of clayface
Seconded.
>>84494577
He's also having sex with Gotham's avatar so basically Gotham gets his waifu at long last!!
>I know it was lobdell
>>84461299
She'd look great like that with just a domino mask.
The suit Just sucks with the earless full head mask.
>>84462937
God dc shills are so fuckin sad. Rebirth has a few good titles but grow the fuck up and stop sucking company dick like a good little boy.
>>84498336
The mask is missing a few horns.
