What's in the box? A picture of Martha?
>>84401862
Anti-Batman spray.
I always assumed it was a bat shaped mirror so that when Clark opened it up, he just saw his reflection.
That or Alfreds boot.
>>84401862
A gun with a note that says "just aim for the mouth"
>>84401862
Bat-computer's hardrive.
Earthite, the only substance that can weaken Earthlings
a pearl necklace
>>84401901
>I always assumed it was a bat shaped mirror
Well for other writters is safe to asume that, but johns is the kind of guy that doesnt get Bruce's and clark's friendship
>>84401990
Wonder Woman's box was already empty because "Clark is her kryptonite"
So obviously Clark isn't Batman's kryptonite too
>>84401862
Brown hair dye, obviously.
>>84401862
Codes to deactivate the anti-kryptonian defenses on the Batcave.
>>84401862
>Martha
Why'd you say that name?
>>84401862
For some odd reason I just imagine it being a regular revolver. It's more of a metaphorical statement than the actual solution. It would be stating that Batman realizes the only way to stop him is to straight up murder his ass and the most effecient way to do that would be to use normal methods (extreme blunt trauma, bullet).
These digits?
Batman strap-on to fuck Joker with if he dies before he can do it.
>>84402098
Don't you mean these digits?
>>84402022
K.E.K.
>>84402144
Nice
>>84401862
It's empty. Batman's saying you can't stop him.
his dad's moustache
>>84401862
Zorro mask.
>>84402182
Memeposters leave
Bat-trigger for the Bat-bomb that Batman Bat-surgically implanted in his Bat-brain.
A device that revives his parents so he stops being Batman
>>84401862
>>84401862
Clown make up and a buttplug
>>84401862The Telltale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe.
>>84402429
Stop, invincible son!
>>84402016
I wouldn't mind getting into Wonder Woman's box, if you catch my drift.
>>84401862
It doesn't matter. None of this matters.
Fuck Johns' run on Justice League.
It was a bottle
It was aBIG GUY
>>84401862
Fleshlight.
>>84401862
Evidence that would conclusively prove to the world that Bruce Wayne is Batman.
>>84402643
>fear
>0.00000
>>84401862
An embarassing picture of Spongebob at the Christmas party
>>84402376
beat me to it
A gun
>>84401862
superman got punk'd AGAIN
>>84402177
wow
>>84402832
It comes later
>>84403098
>off by one
this will no do
>>84401862
joker whistle
Gordon's number
>>84401862
What would be a good weapon and not retarded thing (like the gun that killed my parents retarded) for Batman to give Superman to use as a safety measure in case he went rogue?
Probably something to take Bruce's assets combined with this >>84402753 I mean it would be something really bad that would ruin him as both Batman and Bruce Wayne and it has to be bad enough to cause that reaction on Clark.
That said it doesn't really matter much since that Superman is dead and Bruce doesn't trust the pre-New 52 Superman yet because he thinks he might have something to do with his friend's death also NOT MUH.
>>84401862
It's a note that reads "Just punch my head off, you're Superman you idiot"
>>84402248
This is my theory to
Or possibly just something that delivers an electric shock to him something implanted anyway
>>84401862
Kill Switch for all of his gadgets and technology
Proof that Bruce Wayne is Batman
The rights of all of his monetary assets and fortune under certain circumstances/Ownership of Wayne Enterprises.
I'm thinking it's the last one. Batman does have Superpowers, it's called money.
>>84401905
This.
>>84401862
I bet it's a button that self destructs the batcave and every other bat based hideout he has. Basically "make me a man" button.
>No one has said condom yet.
>>84401862
JL Communicator Beacon
>>84401862
An embarrasing snapshot of Superman at the christmas party
>>84401862
Dick Grayson's private number
>>84403973
Dicks a slut his number is publicly listed
>>84403864
A bat-condom.
>>84404012
no that's night wings has separate number for superhero and private life
>>84402643
I wonder what's in the back of his mind making him a little sad
Kryptocrack, the only thing that can get Superman LIT
