ITT: Specific writer cliches.
Bendis has used the "I should have done this YEARS ago" thing at least three times by this point.
What's the sigh Morrison always uses for Batman? I'm blanking but it's like "Hrrrnng" or "Hrrrmmm" or something.
>>84376401
Why have all the Iron Man armors post Extremis have been so shit, bros?
>>84376453
"Hnn." Two Ns and a full stop. Every time.
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>>84376462
I liked the superior armor
Is garbage a cliche?
>>84376496
Didn't he also have Batman say "Hh" all the time? I still don't really know how to interpret that
>>84376462
i personally like the classic shellhead the best but they'll never bring it back. they always make it sleek, and it sacrifices personality.
>Remender
>better than everything else you're reading
How?
>>84376534
Oh yeah, that's his too.
I think it's just supposed to be a short exhale. Not quite a sigh, but like a short sound of annoyance. He also had Damien do "tt." which I interpret as a quiet "tsk" sound.
>>84376508
My nigga. Bluetooth is best suit.
>LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU!
>Just say yes.
Among others.
>Palmiotti and Conner
Just think of any fetish and apply that to the book, also drugs
>>84376534
It's the noise you make when scoffing.
>>84376615
that looks pretty cool
>>84376401
Speaking of Bendis cliches
>Hey, legacy character who has my name now.
>You're going to be great! Don't let the haters get to you!
>Let me jerk you off a bit before I walk off into the sunset.
Just once or twice I would like to see a superhero RESENT their legacy character.
Furmanisms.
Jesus Christ Furmanisms.
>>84376675
Is there anything like that in comics?
>>84376496
He uses "tt" a lot too, I'm assuming it's meant to represent someone clicking their tongue.
>>84376722
I'm fairly certain their have been one or two who have resented their legacies, since having the legacy square off against the original happens fairly often. There's some that don't quite resent them but don't like the idea of somebody risking their necks to do what they used to be able to do themselves as well.
>>84376615
Samus?
>>84376401
>"I should have done this YEARS ago"
>Not "I needed this. No. Seriously. I NEEDED this."
Do you even Bendis?
BODY AND SOUL
>>84376499
That fucking skit
>>84376615
Best Tony, nothing can fucking compare with this in the modern age of Muh Hexagons
>>84377239
bang... you're dead
>>84376453
I like that though. Like a little grunt.
Also, Damian''s <tt>. My teacher flipped her shit once when I tutted and in my experience teaching kids it's instant frustration. I love it. Suited him perfectly.
>>84376722
>>84376854
In a way short of Dick each Robin has had a bit of grief with the younger ones. Though since it's not exactly their position to have or give it's not like they can do much about it. While I'm stretching I guess I'll also point out that technically Nu52 Shazam was the successor of Black Adam and when they first encountered each other he was intent on killing him if he didn't step down.
>>84376713
LIKE A VAST, PREDATORY BIRD
NAAARGH!
>>84376401
Will Carol say it as she kills Tony?
>>84376722
I vaguely remember a comic where Golden and Silver age Flashs and Green Lanterns teamed up and Allen Scott was pissed at Hal for being a complete mess.
Now all Iron Man suits are gonna have fired chicken rations, grape drank dispensers and hydraulics.
>>84376401
Bendis also has a tendency to have characters say "I don't know who that is", with those exact words. Characters will be ignorant of who a character Bendis doesn't care about is, even if they by all logic should know about him. It has also been done with characters Bendis does care about, but when he does it that way there's more respect.
>>84377595
If we're stretching it that far than Superboy Prime and Kon-El/Superboy
>>84376615
Its a good bad-guy suit
>The talented elite are being dragged down by the lowly masses who resent m- their superiority
>>84376401
>Morrison
>Something from outside the universe is influencing/invading it.
>>84376401
Synder and father's telling stories
Rucka and strong female characters
Brubaker and noir
>>84377239
the focused totality of my physic power!
Nigh invulnerable when ah'm blastin!
No quarter asked....and none given
>>84376453
>>84377553
I LOVE Damian's <tt>
>>84376675
Spidey has poked fun at his legion of rip-offs several times
>>84376722
I'm pretty sure Monica is bitter as fuck about Carol getting fame and adoration for being "muh so inspiring female Captain Marvel", but I may have exaggerated that in my head.Grumpy Monica is the best Monica.
>>84378418
you very much did. Monica stopped being Captain Marvel in like the 90s anyway
>>84378220
>Synder and father's telling stories
This is really redundant.
>>84378418
There was a scene of Monica hating on Carol taking the Captain Marvel name. After Monica had herself dropped the name for a couple of different aliases. When 1) Carol has much more of a legitimate claim on the name in the first place and 2) Monica wasn't using it anymore, it came across as a bit of forced conflict.
Don't think it caused them too much friction with them working on the same team.
Just realized that Carol is the Teens equivalent of the Oughts Wolverine, magically capable of being on every team book being published.
>>84376595
I thought that the "tt" was more of a tongue click sort of thing.
Surprised no one has mentioned Johns and SPECTRUMS. Like turning the Green Lanterns into one color in a spectrum of lanterns or making Atlantis one of 7 kingdoms. I was surprised when I thought back and remembered he wasn't responsible for the Red/Green/Rot spectrum from Swamp Thing
>>84376401
Or his tendency to do these kind of pages
>>84377182
They kind of go hand in hand. It's the whole sequence
>I should have done this years ago
>something about packing up everything and just getting away
>I needed this
>>84379109
Pages?
>>84379591
You know, the Bendis pages
where the same art is used in multiple panels and it's usually just two characters talking
Classic:
>Villain accidentally causes their own death, so the hero has no blood on their hands
>Cute/funny nonhuman sidekicks for both the hero and villain
>Princesses
>Main character wants to be something that society says they can't
Recently:
>The trustworthy side character is actually the villain
>Male and female co-leads
>>84376615
its fucking gayer than your girlfriends dick son
>>84376615
I miss Superior Tony
>>84379615
I think that might be the artist being lazy yo
>>84381191
>happens in literally every Bendis comic in existence
The artist is definitely partly to blame but let's not kid ourselves here.
>>84379615
I fucking hate Bendis.
>>84379615
WTF is this. Seems like some middle school youtube humor
>>84381239
I don't know man he probably says repeating panels or something and doesn't care enough to make sure the artist does different ones. I think a lot of the fault lies on the artist for being a lazy fuck who just repeats them cause he knows bendis wont call them out on it. But its not like Bendis is gonna get mad at them for drawing each panel
>>84381260
You hate Bendis?
>>84381306
Hate him
>>84381260
>That Nova smirk
Sam Alexander (when not in his own run) and The Vision are the best things to happen to Marvel in so many years.
>Garth Ennis- Wanting to fuck NYC and making the reader feel really sad out of nowhere
>>84381306
Bendis? Brian Michael Bendis?I hate him too.
>>84381431
>Garth Ennis
>Insisting on making everything as edgy as possible
Ftfy
>>84376803
No, it's a tut.
A British thing. Implies pretentiousness, which Damien is all about.
Put your tongue at the top of your mouth right before your teeth and suck it back. It makes that sound
>>84381472
which is great, stop being a shit cunt and go back to /mlp/ you horsefucker
I can't tell if I love or hate Warren Ellis's new cliche of doing issue-long fight scenes with only a silver of dialogue in them. He did it well in Moon Knight, but the ones in Karnak and James Bond have been iffy.
Everyone is snarky
>>84381793
Ennis go home
>>84381852
The ones in Bond are great though
>>84381260
Christ, I'm usually ok with model tracers, but this just looks like shit, the artist its that fucking lazy to trace and copy panels.
>>84381292
I think when numerous different artists do this when working with Bendis, the artists may not be the main problem.
>>84381431
>Garth Ennis - suddenly self-deprecating characterization of the Irish
>>84382156
no
>>84382365
Go back to Ireland you fedora tipping leprechaun.
>>84382295
As an artist (admittedly a unsuccessful one), I think artists can be lazy fucks with panels if they can get away with it. So I think a lot of Bendis fault with it is settling for shit, telling them repeated panels are fine. I can't imagine him telling them not to draw each panel individually
>>84382432
get back on my dick you poofta
>>84382483
Why don't you do like your ancestors and starve.
>>84382535
Why don't you do like your ancestors and get on my dick you poofta?
>>84382559
I'm American, the only thing I can get on is a lil Bandit scooter to drive around Walmart.
>>84378040
Is that plot of the Geniuses? Will it be first comic book that is so fucking meta, that it's just author wanking at the idea of himself?
>>84382467
>I can't imagine him telling them not to draw each panel individually
Except that, as the other anon said, you can find this shit in literally EVERY FUCKING SERIES that Bendy bends!
>>84382586
for a horsefucker, you're alright anon
>Garth Ennis
>alcoholism is both hilarious and sad, but not actually anything that should be taken seriously
>gay rape
>something about how a movie from the 60s/70s is awesome
>nazis are cartoon characters and the worst people ever even if they were just soldiers and not actually guilty of anything that the western allies didn't do
>WWII stories in comics that aren't even about war
>giving unsolicited speeches in horribly inappropriate situations like the middle of a battle field
>wanker
>cunt
>>84382703
But like I'm saying there is difference between him being a fuck and saying "same expression repeated for a few panels" and them copy pasting cause of it. Instead of him explicitly asking for them to just copy paste. I just think at worst hes being an idiot who is telling them repeated panels are all good. I think a lot of the fault is on the artists who are being lazy cause they know bendis is going to let them
>>84382651
It is. In the book, artists have superpowers, and society doesn't let them use their creativity powers because they're afraid of them.
>Frank Miller
>future slang
>repeating phrases
>hardboiled detective noir-style narrations for all protagonists regardless of their career or the genre of the comic
>LOTS OF NARRATION BOXES IN GENERAL
>someone on television explaining something to the reader
>something is about to happen... suddenly cuts to someone saying something that's humorous in context given what it was implied was just about to happen
>revealing the plan to the reader through a quip right after the plan's already just happened
>police are 99% corrupt and there's always exactly 1 cop in the city that's not on the take
>having sex with ex-girlfriend always ends in disasterjust like irl
>>84383306
Forgot one of the big ones.
>NINJAS
Also, now that I think of it:
>telling the reader what they're about to do next in the middle of a fight via narration boxes
>>84383306
>forgetting about women being whores
>>84383486
Sin City throws the average off though because it was based on noir clichés where every character is either a prostitute or a gangster. Aside from that there's what? Like Catwoman in Batman Year One? That's about it.
>>84379615
The Internet has murdered mainstream comics.
>>84376462
I like the space armor.
>>84381472
I couldn't read the Boys. It was too obnoxiously edgy for me, and I loved Punisher MAX.
>>84381431
>peoples dicks getting cut off
>>84383578
your probably right
>>84376615
when it go red tron line is the best
>>84383649
Simon Pegg was the only good thing about The Boys aside from "YOU PUT AN EXPLOSIVE IN HER VIBRATOR!?"
>>84379615
The ones that make people gay?
>>84383153
Invincible, in mocking this, has shown me that repeated panels would be fine, if the dialogue is witty enough.
>>84376462
while its face is sacrilege (would look good on another character) OP's suit is pretty fucking great.
>>84376615
>>84376508
>>84376401
Bendis has a hard on for nervous breakdowns too. Daredevil, Cyclops, he's doing it to Iron man right now. Scarlet Witch, kinda.
He probably did it to someone in GotG.
>>84391719
Where does his nose go?
>>84377784
Yeah, he was salty because Jay's legacy was guy with steady job and all while Hal was... Hal.
>YOU'RE SELLING TOYS?
>>84379615
>>84388252
It's, those pages that
you know
nevermind
Keikaku & catch phrases.
He's a good writer overall, but Young Justice suffered from a major overdose of both those things.
>>84391861
It goes over his nose. Like his other helmets.
