ITT: Characters that had sex.
>>84350316
Ah come on dude, at least be creative.
>>84350333
Grovy and Eva certainly did, I mean they have like 2 kids together by the OVAs
and I really wouldn't be shocked if Yugo and Amalia have by now too as well
Fucking Clint managed to fuck them. Its not fair.
>>84350473
>and I really wouldn't be shocked if Yugo and Amalia have by now too as well
The fact that Yugo is too ashamed to pursue Amalia because he still looks like a kid is a plot point in the OVAs. They haven't done anything.
>>84350985
tell that to that time they got really drunk
>>84350253
Disclaimer: All married couples and children under 14 can be excluded
>>84350409
BETTER!
>>84351099
wheres the fun in that? XP
>>84351183
>>84351204
>>84351099
>children under 14
Kids are having sex by the age of 10 nowadays.
At least once...When Magnus was asleep.
>>84350985
>>84351081
It's coming.
and they will be too
Everybody gets one. And, for all I know, it probably happened in that daft as shit Generations Elseworld series.
>>84351423
Probably, but only after Yugo hits a magical timeskip.
>>84351428And I mean everybody.
>>84351454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGr_UKG1L4Y
IT'S ALL BEEN DONE
WHOO WHOO WHOO
>>84351454
Ankama really tucked themselves into a corner there.
>>84350525
Clint's a stud.
EVEN DEATH CAN GET A LITTLE LONELY
and you know it wasn't just as a human either
>>84351476
I was going to post mr and Mrs Turner
>>84351461
just how many people in the dc universe masturbate to superman fantasies?
>>84352191
This is clearly referring to the gentleman in the picture, right? The girl surely can't count, she's only a child!
>>84352191
>>84352191
>>84351502
>episode ends with them leaving Chowder and Schnitzel to finish work while they go have old-people sex
Instead I'm going to post the exact opposite of that
>>84352767
How did you get this picture of me and how did you know I had sex?
>>84352210
>Implying you're not masturbating to Superman right now.
>>84353284
>>84353293
The question that should be asked, ultimately, is how many people a day do you think he hears moaning "Oh~ Superman~" all over the globe.
Including the dudes.
>>84352191
Never gets old
>>84353344
I imagine that's the first thing he learnt to tune out
>>84353495
No the first thing he learned to tune out was his parents banging in the next room.
JUST LIKE THE REST OF US.
I mean, AT LEAST, once.
Unless that's what kept her on the hook so long, the promise that he would... Hm.
>>84353554
Once a year on her birthday
If one or both are in arkham she has to wait for next year
>>84353293
So how much incest is it if you fuck your cousin from another universe?
>>84353668
>>84351428
It did happen in an Elseworld actually, well an imaginary story, Kal-El lands in Gotham gets found by a cop then taken tk the Waynes who named him Bruce, when the crime Alley thing happens he just lasers Joe Chill, the Waynes are saved.
Bruce then becomes Superman then he meets Barbara and she starts starts dating him, they get engaged, then Gordon gets killed by a criminal, Barbara becomes Batwoman.
>>84352876
>How did you get this picture of me
>picture of me
You are speaking metaphorically, right?
>>84353615
>>84352210
I mean, they are college kids, so they'd be experimenting a lot. Threesomes and drugs included
>>84351217
>Bruce hates Krypto
fuck Batman
>>84354001
at the time I don't think PG was his alt universe cousin
>>84354001
It's relative to how harshly incest is viewed.
In places where second cousins is just a bit odd it's not incest at all on Krypton where incest is strictly forbidden as I understand it it's still pretty such the same as a cousin from this dimension
>>84354154
what the fuck is wrong with you?
These two. At least twice.
>>84354144
I fucking hate Jean
>>84354081
I think the theme of the thread this time around is couples hence Clarissa and father rather the just Clarissa
>>84351253
Wait so who is the dad?
>>84354333
Oh also reminder red hood and the outlaws changes to Starfire were horrible
>>84351171
>can be excluded.
OP said can
>>84352191
It never gets old how much he looks like Father from KND.Do you think the KND ever fight Pedophiles?
>>84351346
kinky
>>84354418
yeah, but even if they defeat the villain, they still have to wrestle with their feelings about itDo you think it's a good thing or a bad thing that they forget about their experiences with pedophiles after becoming a teen?
>>84352191
DON'T EVER POST AGAIN, YOU BASTARD!
>>84354561
I just learned recently Oedipus's mothers name was Jocasta.
I have no doubt in my mind the Symbiote gave Peter a thorough 'once over' at some point in their 'relationship.'
Why else would it love him for so long.
>>84354561
>she says she kisses god
>but we all know she wants her grandad
>>84354713
because he was its first
>>84354687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBNXDXNOKlo
>>84353668
And only if she's dressed like Batman
>>84354687
yeah that was on purpose
ultron created her to be his mate, and her thought paterns were based on the wasp, who he identified as his surrogate mother, pym being his father
>>84354737
Yeah.
First and long.
fuck Bendis
>>84354761
And only if he's dressed like Robin
GOOFY
>>84352191
Classic /co/.
>>84350253
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>>84355762
>>84355772
>>84355781
>>84355792
I'm no expert on the subject and feel free to correct me if I'm wrong. But aren't monks, which Aang by all rights still is, not supposed do that?
>>84355830
Yeah genocide has a way of changing those rules.
How else co/ck was born. Too bad you and /ck/ are divorced.
>>84355830
They were a race of monks. Sozin wouldn't need to use the Comet on them if they didn't breed.
Also, I'm not 100% on this but I think the celibacy thing only applies to Christian monks. Buddhist monks are a different religion with a whole different set of rules.
>>84352191
>>84355830
The people of the air nation were highly fertile, so they kept the males and females away from each other until it's time for pon farr
>>84355904
Buddhism revolves around the concept of abandoning desires of all kinds including the body, which is what air-bending is based heavily upon. Again I'm no expert so any feel free to correct me
>>84355865
...Fair enough?
>>84354615
If Tony cant please Gamora I doubt Jessica would waste her time.
>>84354960
>And only if he's dressed like Ivy
FTFY
IF I HAVE TO REMEMBER THIS HAPPENED, SO DO YOU
>>84355804
BRUCE IS CUTE
>>84351490
another reason why adamai is the goddamn worst
>>84353293
First cousin marriage is legal in half of US states and 90% of the world's countries. Statistically, it raises the chance of birth defects from 2% normally, to 4%.
I'd like to BELIEVE they have/still do
SURE AS HELL GOT FURTHER THAN THANOS!
>>84353518
>tuning it out
>not masturbating to it
>>84351183
>>84351204
>>84351329
>>84353554
>batman
>joker
>having sex with women
>>84356174
>adamai is the goddamn worst
never did like the lips on his character design...
iirc, Yugo and Amalia were originally 11 and 15 (Making amalia same as Eva)
but Ankama changed it to 12 and 13 when they realized how things were gonna play out.
The french know their shipping fleets.
>>84356069
Be fair, Gamora's kind of shitty about sex habits.
>>84351253
>spoder
>>84354175
The hell do you do in your American colleges? European ones are for studying. No wonder your education ranking is slipping. The only reason your universities rank so high is because of the huge amount of research funds they have by fleecing their students and putting them in debt for a decade or so.
>>84356224
EVERY LADY WHO TRIES IT LOVES HIS CANADIAN BACON.
Even if it sometimes looks like beef jerky.
>>84356340
yea but atleast my dollar is still worth something
>>84354561
>tfw born too early to bang robot chicks
>inb4 maybe not
>implying they will become affordable within our lifetime
>>84356272
She likes it rough. Tony sucked at it.
Turns out Asgardian Semen, while great for the skin, is an astonishing carcinogen.
>>84351217
I thought he was covering his ears in the second panel because Superman goes fast and breaks the sound barrier.
>>84355804
So THAT'S where that face comes from.
>>84356492
>>84354353
>>84356502
Good ol' Love'em and Leave'em Herc.
>>84356380
Yes, nine tens of an Euro.
>>84353293
What is this from?
>>84354899
LIKE COKED OUT RABBITS once Rogue's powers cut off for a year.
I actually got a boner.
>>84355804
what comes next?
>>84356694
>>84351157
Who's the girl holding the staff?
>>84356787
Most uncomfortable post sex scene is comic history
>>84356837
Star-Girl
>>84351257
sapee
>>84356393
Is that Beta Ray Bill and Ronan the accuser?
>>84357060
Yes, giggling like frat boys at a fart joke.
>>84356462
So this is what Fury told Thor.
>>84357086
Well yeah, look at what it did to Spider-man that one time.
>>84357109
oh fuck off
I look back at this page and others like it, have a little bit of a laugh, before I end up sobbing like a distraught Scottish mother who lost her first baby.
>>84355830
Buddhist monks remain celibate as a way of ridding themselves of earthly desires, which they believe to be the root cause of human suffering.
Taoist monks, on the other hand, are NOT celibate. They see sex as a natural function of all living creatures, and as an enjoyable and mutually-beneficial means of maintaining proper internal balance of yin-yang energy.
>>84357260
And if we keep believing it, it will be true. Just like the tale of Liberty Valance.
>>84356550
stay mad europoor
say hi to your wife's son for me
>>84357220
seeing this panel also makes me hate Slott for turning Pete into a fedora tipping atheist
>>84357220
>>84356092
>thinking Harley has any say in the relationship
that's cute
>>84357392
I... I think they fucked... the cubs were orphans.. but im sure they fucked.
>>84356520
>>84357804
...the horse is a dude right?
>>84356191
What about first cousins once removed?
>>84356520
>>84356174
Is Adamai still on the evil team after the OVAs?
>>84358316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQj_vim6I80
>>84358102
I'm still waiting for this to get a full doujinshi.
>>84357992
yes
>>84354125
Speeding Bullets?
>>84358338
Oh, well shit, he's full on villian now.
Also, do you think this trailer means they are actually doing to fight the original Sadida/Iop/Cra etc?
>>84351428
>Superman has fucked the entire DC universe
I'd read it
>>84358338
Wait, Eva is pregnant again? She's gonna have a third kid?
>>84351505
He's a fuck up in a lot of ways but between his figure, his avenger status and the fact that a lot of women I know think those sorts of fuck ups are cute quirks, he gets around
>>84358640
yup n' yup
>>84354297
If that is wrong, then i don't want to be right.
>>84356575
Why couldn't he be happy /co/? He finally found peace.
>>84356502
>That one random fat Amazon
I generally don't give a shit if a fat super powered individual exists providing their power isn't being athletic or ultra strong or something, but you'd think an ancient Amazon warrior would be at least more like an off season body builder than actual fat.
>>84357353
Literally how does one justify being a Marvel atheist. Even if you argue the presence of the gods just reveals them to be super powered extradimensional visitors, Valhalla and Hel are both fucking real and Thor can take you to see the latter and chat with tormented souls of those who don't get into one of the better norse afterlives. And since all the underworlds kind of share turf in a sprawling hell dimension, you can then go see classically judeo-christian tormented souls in Hell.
Am I remembering wrong, but hasn't Peter actually done one of those trippy god quests alongside Herc or something?
>>84352191
>those lewds with Batman joining inanyone still got the links?
>>84350953
>bootleg sticker book
>>84352191
stop posting this
>>84350253
real ship
>Most of the couples here are dead, retconned or cucked.
What the fuck is wrong with comic book writers?
>>84360091
If I remember correctly it's people like Reed Richards who have encountered so many gods, from Greek gods to Norse gods to multiple God gods, that he doesn't believe any of them actually created humanity, they're just incredibly powerful beings.
Although Spider-Man should absolutely be Christian, and to make him an atheist is beyond absurd.
>>84360936
>tfw western doujinshi culture is shit, SHIT
I'm sick of waiting for westaboos to do things that western artists just drop the ball on.
>>84356111
>slightly damaged room
I REFUSE to believe that that is the limit to the damage those two would cause during coitus!
She explicitly said so.
>>84356224
To be fair, Thanos is in-setting a massive fucking wet blanket. No one likes him. Also, Death share's Deadpool's sense of humor.
>>84361101
Honestly now and days:
people don't read stories for happy couples because they can't relate/don't like how that feels to read
and
writers have really shitty love lives
>>84361756
>now and days
Is this a reference like a diamond dozen or are you just retarded?
>>84360091
"I don't hold with paddlin' with the Occult," said Granny firmly. "Once you start paddlin' with the Occult you start believing in Spirits, and when you start believing in Spirits you start believing in Demons, and then before you know where you are you're believing in gods. And then you're in trouble."
"But all them things exist," said Nanny Ogg.
"That's no call to go around believing in them. It only encourages 'em."
>>84361722
That is not very good fanart of Gal Gadot. Her tits are way too big.
>>84361823
I hole-hardedly agree, I have zero taller rants for this sort of thing
>>84362079
>>84355492
>Fuck this world I'm going back
>>84352626
Not with each other, the crew debunked that one.
>>84362337
And Nicole looks kinda happy, doesn't she?
>>84352191
>>84350253
>>84360091
Hell, Reed LITERALLY went to heaven just to drag Ben's ass back to the living. If even the smartest man in the universe is aware of such concepts like life after death, then being an atheist is just plain retarded in the MU.
>>84357392
Delete this
>>84355954
Someone say pon farr!?
>>84354561
>Fucking your son's first wife. Who happens to modeled and programmed after you ex-wife.
Classy, and I bet it will work out for you.
>>84360091
literally all of that just makes them extradimensional/magical super powerful beings and magic users -- which they are, as far as comics are concerned
just because a guy has a gun to my mortal soul does not mean i suddenly start believing in him as my lord and savior(s), unless i'm someone who thinks doing so will save my hide in the eternal long run
even death, the end of all living thing, gets treated more like a two-way door in superhero comics by science and magic and sneezing in just the right way
in other words, they're no longer the ones above all, they're relatively mundane things. hell and valhalla are just stops in reality.
>>84363467
No, but I think admitting that the mystic and afterlife exists seems easier in setting. Not that you need to accept Thor as your new god. Keep worshipping Yahweh or Allah or Shiva. I just have a hard time buying legit atheism from anyone integrated into the hero community all that deeply.
>>84350473
>That eva pantsu shot
HOLY SHIT HOW DID I MISS THATANKAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>84356092
What why would joker want that
>>84363532
legit atheism is not concerned with disproving that the asgardians or mephisto exist or that they have some manner of influence -- the answer in that regard is objectively clear.
the question is, is thor a "god?" to an atheist in marvel, no. he's an asgardian. they have certain qualities, their presence has had influence, but they're not spiritually divine.
mephisto is one of the many contenders for the lord of the realm of hell, not a divine being.
shuma-gorath is an incalculably powerful extradimensional, mystical, malevolent creature -- but not a god.
the list goes on. for an aetheist in comics, why should i believe that this thing calling itself a god is actually one when I have experience with other so-called gods and have seen them be fallible, limited, and otherwise known quantities?
it's worth noting that the question of a legit higher power is still canonically up in the air as far as marvel and DC are concerned. marvel has the one-above-all that doesn't apparently get involved in anything beyond meeting the Fantastic 4 one time. DC possibly has The Voice/The Presence, but that exists alongside also the various pantheons such as the Olympians, etc...why should I believe they're divine if the Flash could probably beat them up on a good day?
>>84351253
>spoder
>>84364939
The quality of these shops is getting disturbingly good.
>>84356340
We get our dicks wet, nerd.
> in debt for a decade or so
dying
>>84351490
Fucking cockblocking dragon, I'm glad he's gone if this is the shit he pulls.
>>84363371
Reminder that Timmy is old enough to have grandchildren.
>>84362955
I kan haz Pon Farr?!!?
>>84356532
That "cover eyes while peeking" thing never gets old.
>>84352191
what?
>>84366158
How fucking new are you, namefag-san?
>>84356502
>>84356532
>>84356492
In my head Hercules has the same voice as Aquaman from Brave and the Bold
>>84360003
She could probably beat the shit out of you and fuck you under the bed if it makes you feel any better
>>84354353
Sperm bank
>>84356055
You have no idea how much my younger self wanted that to be true.Her storyline was godawful though.
>>84356079
>Children's Crusade
Yeah nah, that was just a waste of time and made DOOM into a bigger petty dick even beyond his usual standard since he literally killed Cassie for no fucking reason. Also at least the art was good and we got THICK Wanda.
>>84350525
It lacks a bunch more, including relevant characters Echo and Karla, and maybe Wanda, if she wasn't a doombot. But it's lovely how much attatched to a girl he is, once he feels he really is into a serious relationship.
Marvel ladies love the cowboy, And so do we.
>>84351346
thats gross
>>84352932
:^)
>>84351502
Radda Radda
Of course Schnitzel, she's my wife
Could've fooled me.
>>84353518
>Having parents who are not completly hate each other in a few years of marriage
>>84354108
nobody can resist the cushion
>>84351502
She looks so much like my gramma.
>>84353293
How comes PG didn't know he was behind him, considering she has super hearing?
