Enter for storytime offun.
>>84294745
>Fun
Thank Christ. Baz was the only good part of that Justice League shitshow I just read. I'm expecting good things OP
Dex looks livelier now.
>>84294773
You'll see.
>>84294745
>>84294763
Which one /co/?Note that any answer apart from Jessica is objectively wrong
Cute on scale 1-10?
>>84294810
Bleez because I waifu her longer.
Absolute madman. Guy was good influence.
>tfw no racing game with various Lanterns
>>84294775
Are those the same original aliens imprisoned with Atrocitus?
>>84294848
Five Inversions? Nah. Just RL fodder. Pity Spartan woman is lost.
>>84294835
I like the idea that they will slowly balence each other out to become better lanterns
>>84294835
>>84294773 Here
I fucking love Baz
>>84294835
>>84294842
>Eurobeat intensifies.gif
>>84294816
hhhhhnnnnnnggggggg. Jessica is such a fucking qt.
>>84294835
>>84294842
Based Bazz.
This whole fighting in Lex Mart is giving me Evil Dead vibes.
>>84294835
I want a giant fucking poster
Only thing I didn't get is "Enforcer". Her ring class?
>>84294867
You could say that together they're perfect Lantern. Hal, you genius.
>someone remembered that ring doesn't serve only for "RING, TELL ME WHERE BAD GUYS ARE"
>>84294900
I really really love the idea of Jessica just spending time with her ring asking it questions.
>big boxing glove
That's all she learned from Hal.
Art went weird with their faces.
;-;
;-; continues.
>>84294931
Did alright on their butts though
>>84294931
>dem asses
I see that Sinestro's ring also gives you his smugness. Look at that glorious Simon.
>>84294946
I get the feeling she comes from a family of shooters.
I think the fact she is expirenced with firearms offers an interesting angle for when she asks baz about why he carry's one she doesent understand why he still uses a gun when she decided she dident need one with the ring
>>84294960
okay
okay you guys
simon is now my husbando
you hear that? he's MINE.
>>84294931
>dose asses
>dose gaps
Truly sisters.
>>84294960
>I see that Sinestro's ring also gives you his smugness
If I remember rightly Hal and Sinestro both sent out the same ring to look for somebody like them. Baz is essentially a mixture of the two
>>84294975
HE'S MINE YOU CUNT!
I SEE RED.
>>84294973
Plus, it adds on their relationship, with him being armed 24/7 and her panicking the fuck out because she sees gun.
It'll all work out in the end.
>>84294976
Well at least we have a slightly better idea what the fuck emerald sight is now
As much as I have loved all this the emerald sight stuff is gonna suck
>>84294982
Would that make Baz a top or a bottom?
>>84294982
Oh, yes. You remember it rightly. Smug on Sinestro, #yolo on Hal.Aye, he's really Geoff's self-insert.
>>84294982
Neat
>>84294992
>no immediate 52 references
So Humphries hasn't been blessed by the Hypercrisis yet.
Fin.
>>84294992
I don't think she would freak about guns she still has trauma but the first thing she did when she saw the power ring was shoot it.
As much as I love Jessica I would have loved if the ring had just shattered when she did that would have been an interesting story.
>>84294835
Absolute madman.
So far this week I have read justice league aquaman and green lanterns
I can't decide if I prefer this or aquaman more
>>84294975
>>84294988
>Courage Punch Husbando
You've chosen well.
Now fight to the death for his love.
>>84294992
Who would have thought, that out of all of Rebirth so far, the thing I'm most excited for is Baz written by dogfucker.
>>84294960
Baz is kinky.
>>84295031
Remember "he has a gun, Hal" panel from Rebirth? For all we know, she sees Simon way regular capes see Punisher.That's what I'm head-canoning anyway.
I'm honestly surprised by how much I'm loving Green Lanterns so far. Baz and Jessica are super great, their interactions are super fun.
You chose well Hal.
>>84295078
And it's coming from Dog Fucker no less
>>84295124
That's what's so surprising. I'd never read anything of his before but everyone was already writing this series off. Glad they were wrong.
>>84295124
Come on now, he has two comics I enjoyed.Avengers AI and Secret Wars: Planet Hulk. Fanboys vs Zombies was meh and Higher Earth didn't have enough alternate realities for me to enjoy. And even then, I remember ending of Planet Hulk had me rolling eyes at the ending.
>>84295076
Hm I will have to go back and recheck that
This book is honestly fun. Shame a lot of people online didn't even bother trying it out because of Humphries
>>84294992
I don't get it.
This is supposed to be dogshit.
Why isn't this bad?
>>84295196Look to Humphries, for hope burns bright.
>>84295196
Marvel kills creativity?
How the hell was this better than Justice League?
How the hell were the Green Lanterns the best part of Justice League?
>>84294835
God, Baz is such a stupid cunt.
>>84294775
just how high ranking is Dex in the red lamps anyway?
>>84295247
Take that back.
>>84295272
>he's always by Atrocitus' side
>nobody fucks with him
Cat will fuck you up.
>>84294775
I love how straight there playing the cat
>>84294795
>Rage Seed
>>84294842
when even shrek has a racing game it's weird capeshit doesn't
>>84294835
S A F E T Y
E
A
T
B
E
L
T
S
Seriously though, that's an incredibly detailed construct.
>>84295272
Reds don't have an official hierarchy or structure just Atrocitus at the top. But Dex is like the three longest serving members with Bleez and Atrocitus and Atrocitus likes Dex faaaaar more than Blez.
>>84294900
more like model. it's an 'enforcer', in the same way a revolver might be a 'single action army'
>>84295307
That is a pretty nice touch
Makes sense to have it to
>>84294919
>scanning for embarrassment
is it just me or is the ring a bit sassy?
>>84295247
DELETE THIS
>>84295319
Oh, yeah. Makes sense. That's probably something new?
>>84295330
>a bit
Ring is Alfred-tier.
>>84294909
I imagine it was probably similar to the scene from wall.e
Not exactly the same as Jessica has more to base her questions on so not every question will come from the previous question but some would.
>>84294775
>>84294795
>>84294804
No Rankorr, No party
How many writers until they kiss?
>>84295418
pls no
>>84295418
>implying they won't fusion dance into Bazicca
>>84295414
it truly is a corps of squares
>>84295414
>tfw all the cool red lanterns are dead
I never should have gotten into them.
Also didn't shitty Lobo kill Dex-star?
>>84295465
Lobo killed everyone, they all got back to life page later.
>>84294835
>>84294842
Looking a little paler than I remember there, Baz
Most of these pages are either overwhelmingly green or overwhelmingly red.
>>84295510
>Lantern book
Yep
>>84294960
>a fucking minion
Is Bleeze's ass still a prominent character?
>>84295552
Bleez's ass asks the most important questions
I honestly didn't think I would enjoy this, the first issue fell flat, but this was really good
>>84295572
>What is the next step in your master plan?
Crashing this corpsWITH NO SURVIVORS!
>>84294919
>scanning for embarrassment
Actually laughed.
>>84294928
>Iolande
I miss her.
>>84295446
I don't know if that'd make then more or less of a mess
>>84295815
>expect to come out a balanced individual
>end up with Parrallax 2.0 with a paranoid, ultraviolent anti-authoritarian prone to panic attacks
>>84294842
>How am I driving?
>>84295418
I expect they will pair them both off pretty soon to remove the temptation from future writers to put them together
>>84295330
The rings have no personalities but a good writer can time their deadpan responses to achieve humour.
>>84295543
Heh I dident notice that before
Makes sense pony background elements are starting to get old
>>84295481
His arab genes are finally hitting puberty
>>84294931
>mfw yogapants
I was expecting this series to be awful but it's really fun
I hope HJGLC also turns out the opposite of what I'm expecting
>>84295473
Which issue senpai?
>>84296167
Lobo #12.
>>84296179
Thanks famalam
>>84295247
I know, isn't he great?
>>84294795
Why is that all these Lantern prophacies always have to revolve around Earth?
This is shockingly good.
>Jessica isn't instantly over her anxiety problems and it factors into her characterization
>Baz is giving Hal a run for his money in terms of jumping into provlems feet-first with a lot of noise
I love the buddy-cop feel of the book so far. Dog Fucker actually did good.
>>84294992
Still alright so far. A few more solid issues might take the edge off.
>>84294816
WOW. Good Image
>>84296516
Earth is the center of the DCU's cosmology
Rage! Rage! Rage!
>>84294745
>Simon went from worst lantern to Husbando in one issue
>Written by Dogfucker
W-what's happening?
>>84295725
Reminds me of the time when the Scarab told Bleez about Jaime's Boner.
>>84296740
>W-what's happening?
Something wonderful. Just lie back and enjoy it.
>>84296740
>W-what's happening?He gets some development offscreen in the middle of Nu52 and DCYou.
>>84296516
After Superboy Prime moved planets around, Earth literally became center of the universe
>>84296747
NO! NO! HE RUINED GOTG! I WON'T STAND FOR THIS
>>84294900
so they didn't forget that she's a /k/fag, that's good.
>>84296820
>mfw Humphries isn't a shitty writer and was just sabotaging the Marvel Cosmic as a plant by Johns this whole time
>>84296862
When I remember Johns presenting Humphries to us.
>bad boy xD
>aaaaa, Dogfucker writes literally whos! dead on arrival!
Okay, I'll admit that this is a fun read. I like how Humphries writes Baz.
>>84294919
>Like, a big boxing glove
She's on her way Hal, well done
>>84296740
>Scarab told Bleez about Jaime's boner
Can i see the page?
>>84295272
Considering that Atrocitus actually loves the little beast? Very.
>>84294992
this was really fun. I'm going to my LCS to get it.
>>84294775
Triggered by man-spreading.
![[EUROBEAT INTENSIFIES].png](https://i.imgur.com/tGM5BmU.png "[EUROBEAT INTENSIFIES].png")
>>84294835
>>84294842
>>84294795
I thought they were attacking Yellow Lantern world... are they doing both? Isn't Atrocitus at both fights?
>>84296820
To be fair that was a team effort.
In that each member of the team did the entire job independent of each other and combined it into a super ruining
>>84296847
I think you linked the wrong page but yes it's great
>>84296740
Simon became my husbando in the Rebirth issue when he was trying to act like he knew what he was doing even though he was new as fuck too
Jess is cute, CUTE! Less than Crouton though
When am I going to get porn of Baz the Mad and Jessica having loving consensual sex?
>>84297693
The trick is to not try and work out which comics fit where on the timeline either this goes first or that does if you try and work out the order you will go mad
>>84295247
that's why he's good
>>84294835
I like Baz now
>>84294975
We are not faggots, like you. Take him.
>>84294773
Baz....shit tastes detected anon.
>>84294906
Jessica is cute as fuck. Damnit if only dumb muslim lantern wasn't here or going to make her is bitch.
>>84297828
Simon is pure and not for sexual
>>84298242
Fuck you nigga I'ma get paid and then Ima go to that fag Incase and shit is gonna get wild
I really like how Jessica banters a bit with her ring. Even if it doesn't have a personality I still think it's nice
Why don't more green lanterns talk to their rings? It's a damn universal database
Has there ever been a story where a ring actually had some semblance of personality, or at least was set to "auto" and would talk during battles and stuff?
>>84298304
I will report you to Johns if you do
>>84298304
>Ima go to that fag Incase and shit is gonna get wild
Fuck yes nigga. Jessica fucking Simon in the back of his car with a GL cock/alt real cock version?
>>84294835
Now the Green Lanterns they are fast and furious
Baz confirmed for best lantern!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsbOOPkmEGw
>>84294745
>dat ass
SJW outrage when?
>>84295916
There was a time when the rings had been regarded as semi-conscious entities, hence came the explanation of how they were able to choose a carrier, because they themselves could distinguish those who were worthy of those who were not
>>84295307
Does baz work with cars or something if so I can understand the detail it makes sense you you would make detailed constructs of things your intiminly familar with
>>84298895
>uses a car battery to smack perps
>"awesome" truck construct, in his own words
>was introduced in what was basically a high speed chase
You know, I feel like that if they give him a truck/car theme it would be pretty cool. I want to see him try to run over Atrocitus.
In fact just make "I'll run over them" his go-to strategy for the hardier foes and I'll be satisfied
>>84298895
Street racer or something?
>>84297568
Atrocitus confirmed for best Lantern.
>>84299076
>>84299122
Baz/Robbie Reyes team-up when
>>84299455
>Marvel doing a cross-company story
>Marvel remembering Robbie exists
never ever
>>84299356
Yes.
>>84296740
>Dogfucker
explain THIS TO ME!
>>84299821
he wrote a story where a guy fucked a dog
>>84299821
he got famous over a indie comic about a man fucking a dog
>It's Dog Hump-ries
>it features two characters Johns wasn't doing exactly sterling work with
>Its a lantern books that takes place entirely on Earth
>It's one of my favorite Rebirth books so far
I don't want to celebrate this early on, but it has my attention.
>>84294835
>>84294835
How did this book end up being so goodHow long until Jess and Baz start banging
>>84300666
because Satan wills it
>>84300666
Never, Satan
>>84296740
I need to see that Bleez/Jaime panel
>>84294775
I like how Dex-Sarr is somehow a pretty high ranking Red Lantern.
baz also had a "How's my driving" bumper sticker
>>84294835
>>84294842
>>84294887
>>84297686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDH_381ouXo
>>84294835
>>84294842
>Simon is my new husbando
>Jessica is my new waifu
>Humphries is responsible for this
EXPLAIN
>>84300666
cant. Jessica will have to convert to Islam first
>>84302689
I thought Simon wasn't religious?
>>84295272
the cat saved his life making a heart construct, if he isn't second is charge I call bs
>>84294842
>he took time to construct a 'hows my driving' sign
Fucking Baz
>>84294960
hey thats stealing
>>84294982
Yes, Simon is their precious child. Mix of them both.
>>84295002
versatile
Baz is becoming pretty cool but I seriously can't stand Jessica, she's going to do some huge display of willpower in a few issues to save Baz's butt or w/e and it's going to be so dumb because she clearly doesn't actually have "great will". There has to be at least one other person in Sector 2814 who's a better choice than her...
>>84305824
What's odd was that she was doing fine as Power Ring.
Then she loses it and becomes a giant pussy again
>>84294816
Love this.
Decent size chest, but nothing Wonder Woman or PG tier. Realistic size waist. Muscle mass would be attainable for an actual human woman without steroids.
10/10 for getting a body right.
>>84294919
Simon can make a working truck he can drive...why isn't he helping to train her...
>>84301098
If we compare Reds to Orcs, Dex-Starr would be that insane witch-doctor that nobody likes but everybody tolerates.
>>84303017
He isn't, anon is memeing.
>>84305867
Power Ring and GL ring work on different terms. Power Ring will work because she's scared of everything, GL ring requires opposite.
>>84294928
>Tfw your ring is listening in on your fap.
>>84306341
But it also wanted her to kill and destroy. She was able to control that (mostly)
That takes willpower.
>>84306405
GL takes more :^)
No, really. Just roll with it.
>>84306428
In the post-Johns era it does. Before that a drunk redneck could make a tractor with them. Having the willpower isn't the prerequisite to using it, just to be the best at it.
>>84306899
Come on, Guy isn't redneck.Most of the time.
>>84306918
Meant that literally. Guy and Hal got in a fight and took their rings off so it'd be fair. They get thrown in jail and some Rednecks take the rings for a joy ride.
>>84306428
Close but its more that its different kinda willpower
>>84294982
>Sinestro and Hal will never be your dads
Why does Simon have it so good?
>>84307991
The world is a cold and unfair place. We just aren't lucky enough to have the best dads.
>>84294775
The thumbnail made me think Atrocitus was holding a bottle of Powerade lol
>>84294992
I thought the towers were in an alternate dimension or some shit? Or was that just poorly explained last issue?
>>84294745
This was good
>>84294992
>Is this all up to us?
>God, I hope not.
This series is so fun.
This comic just served to prove me that Marvel for some reason turn writers into shit.
DC writers go to work for Marvel = they turn to shit.
Marvel writers go work for DC = they start to turn good work.
>>84298368
NOOOOO!!
If Jessica end up with Simon i'll burn all the Green Lanterns comics i've been buying.
They should get Simon a kebab girlfriend ASAP! I want Jessica single and cute forever.
>>84299076
>truck
I want to see him make a real truck when he gets more powerful a huge arse road train trailers and all
>>84300358
All signs say this should be shit but it's not
>>84300666
Never I hopeI would love to see it in a doujin though
>>84311550
Calm down lets see how this storyline ends, the end is just as important as the beginning.
So guys is the seed the new Rage Entity?
>>84306303
I'm pretty sure his parents are religious so it's an easy mistake to make
>>84295906
Oh wow that's awesome
>>84295235
Because Rebirth was shit and didn't set up anything at all - expect maybe the Mass Effect plot .
It was like Batman Rebirth a useless issue.
>>84304494
I'm sure he meant he would pick one up later
>>84296740
>Reminds me of the time when the Scarab told Bleez about Jaime's Boner.
Anyone know what issue of what series this happened in?
>>84311880
I'm pretty sure that was just a declaration of we are going back to proper more traditional justice league stories
>>84298169
Anon.... the shit taste is coming frominside your house
>>84294931
No NEET of 3 years has an ass like that.
>>84314233
If a magic space ring wants you to have an ass, it'll probably give you one.
>>84295002
He takes it, but he calls the shots.
Power bottom, if I have my terminology correct.
>>84314233
Maybe she had some exercise equipment at her apartment.
>agoraphobic shut in
>is still super hot with a nice fit body
Immersion ruined. Calling the cops.
I'm so pleased with how rebirth turned out I'm a seriously considering going onto Facebook for the first time in years to shill for it
>>84314557
There was the time that chick got aged up because she wanted hals cock so bad so it's not that far fetched
What's the general consensus on this series so far.
>>84315026
But anonshe is a cop
>>84315612
Emerald sight is gonna be stupid a buddy cop green lantern is a great idea and holy fuck that can crashing through the wall was awesome
>>84315638
*That van crashing
>>84294795
Why do all these aliens keep trying to conquer the one planet that no one has ever succeeded in conquering?
Just find a random as planet in the middle of fucking nowhere. Ugh
>>84311689
I don't think they'll pair the two of them up romantically since they seem to be sticking with Jessica having alot of social anxiety (which is good since it should take her time to work through that) and putting her in a romantic relationship would completely undermine that.
>>84315026
So she's a /fit/ nut. How's this unbelievable?
>>84305867
She developed her ability to resist an alien will, but she hasn't learned to focus her own willpower by itself yet.
I guess.
Im actually enjoying this far more than I should. When does Hal and the corps start?
>>84305878
>Muscle mass would be attainable for an actual human woman without steroids.
How does she maintain that muscle mass without leaving her room?
>>84316059
Squats, and maybe a treadmill.
>>84316059
Why would you need to leave your room to get swole?
>>84315944
/fit/, /k/, and /r9k/? How is this possible?
>>84316056
next week
>>84297355
>>84300850
>>84312296
>>84316106
Baz is /fit/ /k/ and /o/
Admitidly not as /fit/ as jessica
>>84315973
Makes sense
>>84317234
Kek
Comics don't really address shit like that, save for situations with Black Cat or Catwoman
>>84317234
Holy fuck my sides I'm not much of a beetle fan I was never a fan of the power level of the scarabs but that's hilarious
>>84317234
I'm gonna need a source of this.
Green Lanterns #4 Lupa variant
>>84320236
That's too good.
>>84320236
>/k/ discussing which handgun to buy
I'm enjoying this series. Been also reading some Kyle Green Lantern. Any rec for the Green Lantern Corps in general? Not a big fan of Hal.
So I guess I missed the issue where Jessica was certified /k/omrade. When was that?
>>84320612
This one?
>>84320401
In addition to what's on this image, if you want to avoid Hal, read: Omega Men, Blackest Night and Brightest Day, Red Lanterns, Sinestro, and anything with "Green Lantern Corps" in the title.
>>84320672
I want to open that fridge
>>84320808
It's a /co/ fridge, we all know what's in it.
>>84320612
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't she a paranoid survivalist before she got the ring?
>>84294816
>Jessica talking about how sweaty her costume is
Goddammit /co/, this erection is your fault.
>>84320879
No, you're right
>>84320879
And before that she was a hunter
>>84320612
She was a hunter then she was an arogaphobic shut in with a shotgun and probably other weapons some of them possibly illegial.
Her sister is a /k/omrade to so it likely runs in the family
>>84295272
He's pretty much the starr of the rl corps
>the whiter he becomes, the better he is
>>84321254
What does the Arabic on his arm mean?
>>84321277
>Baz has a forearm tattoo that reads “courage” in Arabic. However, getting a tattoo is considered “haram,” or religiously forbidden according to most orthodox Muslim scholars.
