>/co/ makes him happy
>>84288708
BMB has not produced a good comic since 2010.
>>84288708
>I promise I'm not trying to
Wasn't it Marvel policy to stir up anger for profit?
>>84288708
Happy?
>>84288708
>I'm trying not to be a shitty writer, but the fact that I am makes me happy :-)
What did he mean by this?
>>84288795
you sound mad :^)
>>84288708
I know almost everything you say or write is shit. I promise I try not to enjoy your failures. But the memes that follow make me happy :-)
>>84288783
Happy. Colon Dash Parentheses.
>>84289672
So he's not sad?
>>84289717
Not sad at all.
>>84289344
Mad? He sounds mad?
>>84290010
Sounds mad.
>>84290028
Mad? As in, insane? Or angry? Which is it, anon?
>>84290163
Mad as in insane. That mad.
>>84288708
Well, /co/ *is* love...
>>84290197
>was
FTFY
>>84290319
FTFY?
>>84288708
Posting Modern Day Jim Shooter. Haha Nice.
>>84290359
He fixed that.FOR YOU
>>84288746
Lol.
Not since 2005.
>>84290501
When was issue 1 of Ulti Spiderman?
>>84290526
Wasnt that 2000?
>>84290590
LMAO, ok so 16 years.
>>84290526
I felt Ultimate Spider-Man went to shit after the first Venom arc.
>>84290526
there's like 30 different Spider-man origin stories
why do people circle jerk this one so much?
>>84292083
How many can you name from before USM that was from a comic?
>>84288708
>i was only pretending to be retarded!
kek
>>84288708
Let's make our lurker happy then.
BBBBBEEEEENNNNNDDDDDDDIIIIIIISSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
>>84288781
When they make people angry, Marvel gets exposure.
>>84288746
Last one was Siege.
>>84290359
>>84290640
Anon...
>my mfw when replying to hours-old posts
>>84294154
BENDIS?
>>84288708
Isn't that a proof of his own bad writing?
>>84288708
Why do all the higher ups Marvel act like teenagers?
>>84294491
Only people that are perpetual adolescents remain in comic writing.
>>84289938
He's like the opposite of sad.
Wow.
>>84288708
I like this guy's attitude.
>>84288708
>Everything I do makes people mad so its ok if I don't take criticism :^)
There has to be a name for this logical fallacy. The "just haters" logical fallacy?
Anyone else think Bendis is a DC plant, and they are playing a long con and having him destroy it from the inside? Like maybe Bendis is secretly Jack Kirbys illegitimate child and he is trying to get revenge on stan lee and marvel? Or maybe Alan moore summoned him some how using his masturbation magic?
Anyone else feel like marvel is an abusive drunken boyfriend that we keep coming back too because "deep down he is really good, and he will change!" I mean I really find myself using the same arguments battered women use to defend marvel....I think this is kind of messed up...Or maybe I am over analysing it
>>84295522
Bitch please I left that ho Marvel years ago.
Just fucking pirate everything Marvel-related if you want to shit on Bendis.
>>84295502
The head of Bendis is the unholy egg from which the serpent god Glycon will hatch, bringing forth a millennium of darkness which it shall rule from it's reptilian throne at the heart of Northampton
We make him happy? Bendis?
>>84294409
Writing? Whose writing? Bendis?
>>84288708
Well, Brian Michael is a bit of a dickhead in that regard.
>>84296590
In that his head literally looks like a dick.
I download comics because I don't want creeps like Bendis to win.
>>84288783
Merchant?
>>84288708
Okay, /co/, we need to conspire to kill Bendis. Let Stan take his soul away. Leave Slott to me.
>>84296689
What ifStan isn't the vampire?
Bendis sure does get his way a lot.
>>84296689
>>84296833
What if Stan actually feeds off of readers' anger and he needs Bendis around just for this reason?
>>84295264
It's the Millennial mindset: everyone who criticises me or doesn't tell me what I want to hear is a hater and I am perfect and I don't have to listen to any of them.
>>84290184
So, what you're saying is that he doesn't appear to be sane in this moment?
>>84288708
I honestly hope his fat ass has a heart attack. I have never heard a single good thing about this man in his personal life. I would lose no sleep if he dropped dead tomorrow.
everyone in this thread is a gay weeb retard with the emotional maturity of a five year old.
>>84300004
everyone in this thread is a gay weeb retard with the emotional maturity of a five year old?
>>84288708
aww good
>>84300147
Yes, everyone in this thread is a gay weeb retard with the emotional maturity of a five year old
