Ugh, im tired of your shit, Anna.
Gee Elsa, justlet it go!
>>84272525
>>84274160
Constipation is a bitch.
>>84272495
Anna, please get off your stupid jizz-filled pampered ass & actually do some shit for once instead of demanding your sister & boyfriend to do it for you.
>>84274160
I been wondering
Is any dumb kids like this kind of game ?
>>84274330
What exactly DOES Anna do in terms of administration and politics?
>tfw Frozen 2 should be about actually running the country, but won't because Disney
>>84274160
ah that brings back memories
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW9MkEYetLY
She should fuck Hans.
He literally ran into the wrong Arendelle princess.
>>84276352
Arendelle is an Village. not country.
Elsa being queen is just like a mayor in Arendelle.
>>84276352
More like what does Anna do at all besides constantly beg for attention?
>>84276712
Whatever, it should still be about the trials and tribulations of administration.
>>84277133
Historically, princesses have often served more or less as public relations officers. So maybe she'll do that.
>>84275705
My daughter is 3 years old and just likes anything with Frozen on it. It breaks my heart as a parent that she chooses that shite over the likes of the original Super Mario games. Is it illegal to take children out like Old Yeller?
>>84277298
Aww, your little tyke is already adapting to a world full of empty advertising! As long as it looks pretty, it MUST be good!
See if you can get her into other things, companies like Marvel and DC already make shows and merchandise aimed for children. That DC High School cartoon has plenty of focus on female characters.
>>84277220
What makes you think Anna will actually be useful?
>>84276352
She causes problems with her "act first on emotion, think later if ever" style of action, and drags Elsa away from her duties.
If one must think of something good, she's probably good at PR and generating general goodwill towards the royal family. That's it.
>>84277685
She's very charming and personable, so it's not like public relations would be all that difficult for her assuming she had received some basic education on the politics of her nation. Which, for my own sanity, I will be taking as a given.
>>84277685
>>84277754
Anna is only useful as a sex toy.
>>84277745
Do you really think Anna, a girl with no discernable skills, life experiences, responsibilities, or real struggles for that matter, would be received positively by the public for just being herself? She has likely spent her days bumming around the village bugging her boyfriend or demanding the queen to "do the thing". What could Anna possibly do for Arendelle?
>>84272495
She needs a real man
>>84278247
You're absolutely right. So why are you posting that loser when she deserves a real king?
>>84278212
Sex
>>84278351
Elsa can do that better.
>>84278212
>Do you really think Anna, a girl with no discernable skills, life experiences, responsibilities, or real struggles for that matter, would be received positively by the public for just being herself
Shes a cute girl
cute girls can be terrible annoying people and be well liked enough to get their own shows, fashion lines, and perfumes/scents
Princesses are basically just political eyecandy, the cuter the princess the more morale the people will have
>>84278212
She's enthusiastic and ultra cheery, so I'd imagine she'd be great at creating goodwill through interacting with the citizens and appearing interested in them and emanating a "the royal family CARES about you" vibe.
However, she's also so cheery, impulsive and daft that giving her any actual power would be disastrous since she'd probably blow the budget in a few hours through promising social welfare improvements or other such shit without a single thought to how much things cost and where the money will come from or how this or that promise will affect trade or political relations
>>84278328
>>84278247
You both know who the cunning politically adept prince who'll help Elsa rule and wipe the table with her political opponents will be
>>84278618
Yeah, Anna is butt ugly. What is up with her hair? And why the fuck does she wear green? Green is not a creative color!
>>84278701
Yeah but Anna doesn't truly know what it is lile to struggle daily. Her promises are empty, the people will demand she actually do shit.
She's so perfect.
>>84278733
Man they'll be the sexy alpha power couple that'll put Kristanna to a moldy cardboard box in the corner!
>>84278793
Nah, she's royalty, it's different. The people expect different things of her. Her job is to be a good royal person, that's what she was born into, not common labour like the rabble
>>84278835
No, people expect her to serve them in one way or another. Open a new wharf? Introduce plumbing? Read to sick children? Visit a foreign to act as an ambassador? Establish a wildlife sanctuary? Help out at a soup kitchen?
>>84279000
>tfw Frozen 2 will never be about Elsa and Anna working to improve life in Arendelle through public works projects because Disney is allergic to portraying the actual responsibilities of public office
>>84278825
I know right? It'll be amazing, a new era of Disney couples.
They'll both be powerful, Elsa even more so being the Queen, both cunning and complementing each other and ruling together. He's saved her, now she can save him and teach him to love and he can teach her to rule and be ruthless in politics. They both have some bloodlust in them when the situation arises, both have some pain and baggage from the past, they understand each other.
The other couples can keep their cutesy meet-cute bullshit, Helsa is all about power, passion and overcoming one's flaws and mistakes to be a better person and kick ass on the professional field, light and darkness ;_;
>>84279311
Yeah, Helsa has the worst first meeting for any couple, but it's pretty funny & frank.
>>84279173
But Anna doesn't do anything. She offers nothing of value to the kingdom.
