People bitch about stuff like Squirrel Girl or Gwenpool or Bendises of the Galaxy but I want you to seriously tell me if those comics are as bad as the worst thing Marvel is putting out right now?
Hellcat is an anti-cape comic. It is a superhero comic with no superheroics. Fights don't exist, they happen off screen. Really nothing happens in Hellcat. Things are solved via deus ex machina because any sort of conflcit is not what's important. See, Hellcat exists as nothing but Kate Leth's self-insert fanfiction. Kate is such a narcissist that she believes we'll find her life as interesting as she does. Did you know that Kate has had bedbugs? Well here's a story where Patsy has to get rid of magic bedbugs! Kate has totally rockin' tattoos so here's a story where Patsy gets a tattoo! Aren't tattoos cool and interesting? Man, wouldn't it be great if Kate just had all kinds of cool gay friends and got to hang around with cool women all the time? Well in Hellcat, she can!
That's to say nothing of the""""""art"""""" which is an abomination all on its own. Nat's fill-in was bad enough but it's not like the regular artist is any better. The entire thing is laid out in the most banal fashion possible, poor depth all over the place, characters look like children even when they're not being drawn chibi style, the awful coloring, constant lack of backgrounds... the entire thing is amateurish and childish.
Patsy Walker aka Hellcat is not only the worst comic Marvel is currently producing, it may very well be the worst thing Marvel has published in the last 15 years. Yes, even worse than Austen's X-Men; Hellcat doesn't even have the car crash element going for it.
>>84243864
yknow i was gonna defend this for a second, as /co/ seems to have a heavy dose of tumblr boogeyman, a general anti-fun anti-quirky mentality..
then i saw "my cat named kitten is a feminist" and i lost it. jesus fucking christ, what happened?
>>84243864
Have you tried not paying attention to it
I do that with like 90% of comics out today and most posts here
>>84244110
no, SJWs have ruined the precious character that is Hellcat
>>84244110
>Have you tried not paying attention to it
Considering its sales nobody is.
>>84244148
Also, samefagging but with all of the bitching about "how do we fix Marvel" and shit on this board, it's more than valid to point out a book that is emblematic of everything that's wrong with current Marvel.
>>84244091
That'll teach you to have hope.
I believe in gender equality. So I tore up my women's scholarship and signed a draft card.
Said no woman ever.
>>84244148
Good, let's keep that way instead of bitching incessantly about it
>>84243864
... Who cares?
It's bland cutesy wish fulfillment shit that's tailored to teenage girls. It's no like it's supposed to be anything different. Just short little SOL bits.
There's worse shit out there.
>>84244312
This. The worst thing about it is that it's just boring.
Compared to shit like what happened in Mockingbird #3 and Angela: Queen of Hel it's fucking nothing.
>>84243864
>Kate has totally rockin' tattoos so here's a story where Patsy gets a tattoo! Aren't tattoos cool and interesting?
Too bad, she left out the cutting.
Man, art takes so much time to do, so much time to just create and craft and let alone make well, and people spend lifetimes trying to get that stuff published. And sure, a lot of it is bad, but usually it's under the expected guise of, you know, trying to be good, you know? No matter if something is schlock shit if the person at least fucking tried to make something of their art it's at least worth the discussion.
But when something that is so utterly banal and so utterly full of a very obvious lack of caring, lack of passion, with nothing going for it, something that is undeserving of the time it took to make it, and then it gets published commercially on top of that? LIke it's not even really pandering to an audience as much as serving for the self interests of an author who doesn't care about their art? And yet it's given 5his opportunity thousands would literally kill for? And then when it just doesn't go away and when it starts to seep into everything else around it, and people just tell you to ignore it, because "art is expendable, man, art isn't worth anything anyway, jusy lower your standards until troglodyte shit is acceptable to your palate"?
I dunno, there's something about that goes from just a bad but negligible experience to something kind of insulting and depressing.
>>84244312
>It's bland cutesy wish fulfillment shit that's tailored to teenage girls
It's tailored to woman-children.
>>84244493
If you're talking about writer, it's not a lack of passion. Leth is just delusional, and the type of faggot to run away from her problems.
>>84244455
>bottle of Tylenol
She attempts suicide like she writes comics
Should have finished the job
>>84244498
The fact that she goes "Are you reading Squirrel Girl" first just kills me. What is there to talk about with Squirrel Girl?
>>84244559
Not defending her work, but for someone who's been dealing with severe depression, she has gotten a better hold on her life than the majority of this site.
>>84244693
The big butt that's created when she stuffs her tail into her pants apparently because she made a comic praising the shit out of it and the rest of the comic.
>>84244498
Well not everything can be for man-children.
Who fucking cares. Jesus Christ, how many fucking threads of the exact same shit are we gonna have about Kate Leth?
There's nothing wrong with this damn comic being published. Shit it's selling like crap, it's cancelled from the relaunch. What are you even fucking afraid of?
>>84244498
I like how in her own comic even a literal child thinks she's a retard and her comic-self is too obtuse to realize that.
>>84244827
>There's nothing wrong with this damn comic being published.
No, actually, the fact Marvel thought this was an acceptable comic to publish is everything wrong with them currently.
To be completely fair, dealing with bed bugs IS serious business.
>>84243864
>Really nothing happens in Hellcat. Things are solved via deus ex machina because any sort of conflcit is not what's important. See, Hellcat exists as nothing but Kate Leth's self-insert fanfiction. Kate is such a narcissist that she believes we'll find her life as interesting as she does. Did you know that Kate has had bedbugs? Well here's a story where Patsy has to get rid of magic bedbugs! Kate has totally rockin' tattoos so here's a story where Patsy gets a tattoo! Aren't tattoos cool and interesting? Man, wouldn't it be great if Kate just had all kinds of cool gay friends and got to hang around with cool women all the time? Well in Hellcat, she can!
There's this Hellcat vs. Mike Baron's Badger comparison I've had floating around in my head for a while and I should really try to write it out.
>>84244852
>everything wrong with them currently
>everything
kek, you're just fucking triggered
>>84244498
I want a sequel to this where the little girl belittles her for having shit casual taste.
use this energy to promote people you like you creepy fuckers.
>>84244880
are you the guy who storytimed the Badger issue with the same plot in the same thread as OP's pic.
Dont worry everyone last issue from May sold 11k, i am sure next month this comic will be selling worst like 8k
>>84244931
>"OMG DID YOU READ SQUIRREL GIRL?!?"
>No. Did you read TDR: Last Crusade?
>"I don't read Batman comics."
>>84243864
Hellcat is basically a failed attempt at recreating squirrel girl which I didn't thing was fucking possible say what you will about Eric's deformed fucking art but at least it's something even if it is just a borderline shit artistic style hellcat takes that to the extreme and it is fucking shit squirrel girl at least has at least some small fucking ounce of quality but Hellcat is a failed mimicry of that and has no quality whatsoever
the art is kind of cute and it's nice to see an old neglected property brought out of the attic but it could have been better if it were more like The New Frontier rather than Archie Comics meets Love and Rockets without any of Archie's warmth or Love and Rockets edge
>>84245007
>it's nice to see an old neglected property brought out of the attic
Byrne did it and regretted it
>>84243864
Hellcat's problem isn't the fact that it's written for little girls in mind as readers of the comic, it's written by Kate Leth for Kate Leth.
>>84244988
>Failed attempt
I think they successfully recreated Squirrel Girl, it does almost as badly as Squirrel Girl does.
>>84243864
I find it kind of funny how they launch a new Hellcat comic to piggyback on Patsy's appearance, but the two versions could not be any more vastly different.
>>84244978
She doesn't need to read Batman when she's already the female Frank Miller
>>84246257
Shut up, Xenos
>>84244931
>>84244559
>But I found something I'm good at. Telling stories.
Except you're not good at telling stories either. Seriously, what a spoiled brat. Can't we just bully her to suicide?
>>84246871
You can try, but she knows to avoid 4chan.
>>84243864
This image needs to be updated with the Natasha Allegri issue.
>>84244228
those damn women, all of them getting free scholarships handed to them just for showing up. and its just salt in the wounds that when they were creating the draft that they decided it was only men who would suffer the consequences of it. why do we let them make all the rules and run the world again?
>>84244091
>/co/ not loving fun & quirky comics
Is this Earth 3?
>>84244091
SJWs are not logical.
>>84249615
>posting Hal in background
Knowing him, he's turned on 24/7.
Slut.
>>84246817
Gooood. Goooooooood.
>>84244498
Explains why my wife reads it...
>>84249615
Someone needs to make a fifth panel with the dudes laughing and agreeing with her, then her being pissed off.
>>84246817
Wonderful.
>>84244312
Teenage girls deserve better then this.
>>84244706
Heh
>>84245084
True
To be fair something needs to be done about the state of comics aimed at children in general though especialy on dcs side it seems that if it's aimed at a younger audience it has to be juvenile crap.
Do you think anybody would mind if they just adjusted there ratings standards so there currently 13+ stuff can get labeled 8+ and the 8+ can be thrown out.
Do it in the middle of some other big thing so moral guardians don't notice.
>>84243864
I can't find the thread in the op pic did the archive lose some /co/ stuff when they were forced to move
>>84249615
I auctualy agree with what she's saying in this one.
Shame all her other insights into society are so shit
>>84246817
This one right here. I like you, anon.
>>84249790
Someone already did a edit.
>>84243864
Agree it's the absolute worst. The Natasha Allegri fill-in issue would sweep the awards if there were a Golden Turkey Award-sorta thing for comics. In fact, we should start holding one starting this year, as a counterpoint to the Eisners and the Harveys. Call them the "Leths."
Kate Leth is such a narcissist she would accept a Leth award, even to be insulted.
>>84250266
Let's look back on the worst comics of each year
85 and 86 crisis on infinite earths
1988 was probably hellblazer 13 they really dropped the ball on that one
Worst of 2011 was obvisuly red hood and the outlaws 1 (I dropped the comic after that issue so I don't know much about the rest)
2014 was the good the bad and the ponies
2015 is dragontown
>>84250646
You know except for flashpoint just put all the crisis style events as that years worst
Damien must be pretty happy he got rid of Patsy now.
Who will play Hellcat at in the MCU ?
>>84250686
I want to see someone point out in a future issue "Hey, weren't you married to the Antichrist a while back?". Patsy gets PTSD flashbacks and the art shifts into Ruins-mode, with a shrink explaining that Patsy's bizarre behavior was her coping mechanism for severe trauma and the rest of the series is a harrowing tale of a woman struggling to hold her sanity after being exposed to the horrors of Hell.
>>84250732
And her suicide.
>>84250749
The epilogue isher waking up in Hell, screaming.
>>84250732
Normally I would be against such a tonal shift but it would be better then what we have.
Keep marketing it to the same age group though maybe then can see there's better options then the schlock they've been getting
"You can't say Hellcat is bad it's for little girls"
This comic is for little girls too and most of /co/ seems to like it or at least not hate it.
>>84250767
>waifu
>cute art
/co/ can't hate it.
>>84250767
I hate that on principle because it's saying this is the only style that should be marketed to children.
I want the golden age audiences back.
>>84250807
>I hate that on principle because it's saying this is the only style
Please point to where it says that.
>>84250897
Yeah I dident chose my words well there
What I mean is I'm mad that we apparently can't just have traditional capeshit for children
>>84249615
You can effectively eliminate any boner by thinking about girl on her period.
Period blood however won't stop leaking by thinking about boners.
>>84250150
Pretty good.
>>84249542
Holy shit look at all that menstrual flow.
>>84245653
Squirrel Girl sells well in trades for some reason. We'll find out how this did later this month.
>>84244706
>she has gotten a better hold on her life
She didn't do shit but scribble on the internet, opportuinities were offered to her because she has a vagina and preaches about feminism.
It's almost as if r9k is right.
>>84244455
>Sugerskull
CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!
>>84249615
You know, when you actually stop and think about it...has there ever been an all male superhero team? Every single one since way back in the JSA days has at least had the token female member. First one I could think of is the Challengers of the Unknown, but they got a girl pretty quickly. Maybe the Fantastic Four that had Ghost Rider on it?
>>84251357
One could even argue with New Fantastic Four because woman made them form a team.
>>84249615
I want a story where the Joker fucks up his Joker-Gas and turns it by accident into viagra gas
>>84251438
All-Star Boner?
>>84251442
Crisis on infinite girths
Man, Warren Ellis and the others doing Hellstorm were fucking savage with their writing. It's such a total contrast to the Patsy we have today. Then again, that version was a pretty far cry from her avengers/defenders self as well.
I agree we need some flashbacks to this, though. Someone get Kate on the line.
>>84243864
you forgot to mention best art!
>>84251473
The early 90s Hellstorm series was so good. One of My all time favorite comics.
>>84250722
Rachael Taylor, she was already in Jessica Jones.
>>84251511
>Kid
Isn't Patsy in her late 30s at the youngest?
>>84251450
Reminds me of the time we talked about doctor strange visiting the phalus dimension
>>84251511
Christ, it's like those deviantart pictures during the anime boom.
>>84251473
>Someone get Kate on the line.
I'm sure Kate gets triggered by Transmetropolitan. She won't touch Hellstorm with a three foot pole.
>>84251523
It reads well with the Druid mini-series as a follow-up/coda. It's bleak as hell, but it was part of Marvel's attempt to create a Vertigo-like "mature" subline of comics around the time when DC was scoring very big with the critics. Of course it never went anywhere.
>>84244744
But...I thought girls didn't like big butts on girls...
>>84251511
What... the fuck is happening with her legs?
>>84244931
Even better
"Who reads comics anymore?"
>>84251536
I believe that she's said she doesn't like Ellis' writing, so you're probably right.
>>84251526
At least, but like many Marvel character she slips back and deages occasionally.
Shit seems pretty mediocre, but harmless. I might look into it now because you pointed it out. I was completely unaware of it. I want to see if it's really as bad as you say or if you're just upset because it's not catering to you.
>>84249615
The art style is terrible, but the joke is mildly funny here.
>>84244559
I kind of hate that hairstyle. On its own, it's not bad, but half of the entirety of the female demographic for nerd shit has this haircut now. That aside, good for her that she's happy doing shit. Most of us here probably have or have had depression at some point and haven't done something nearly as interesting as getting published, even if her work seems kind of mediocre.
I'm going to go out and buy Hellcat next time I'm at the comic shop to give it a shot. Thanks for being buttmad, /co/.
>>84243864
Holy fuck, who made this image? This is the most autism thing I've ever seen. It's like, who has that much time to devote to a comic they don't like? Shit nigga the secret to happiness is just focus on the things you like
>>84251586
>I'm going to go out and buy Hellcat next time I'm at the comic shop to give it a shot. Thanks for being buttmad, /co/.
No you won't, who you're trying to fool?
>>84251597
That looks like a single thread. Probably took like, 5 minutes to make.
Screen grabs are not a heavy time investment
>>84251604
Even if they do, they'll have bought a comic they think is bad just to troll people who won't even KNOW they bought the comic. So basically they're smugly trying to insult people for being over invested then investing even more time and effort than they do just to get at them.
>>84244498
Why do people think Squirrel Girl is a cool character? I mean, if people thought Ant-Man was a joke, Squirrel Girl is triple so.
Original hellcat was pretty cool honestly.
I know Gamergoobers and /Pol/ are already in the thread but I have to say THIS:
Honestly her comics are pretty great and they are fun, and isn't that what we want with comic books?
To have fun?
Here are more fun comics by her
comicsalliance.com/author/kateleth/
Read them and remember she is called the female Frank Miller for a reason
>>84251644
>Read them and remember she is called the female Frank Miller for a reason
She's a right wing misanthrope with an alcohol problem?
>>84251651
WHORES WHORES WHORES
>>84251632
She IS a joke. She's a comedic character.
>>84251644
That's pretty good but next time remember to work in an @ directed at some random post.
Also maybe link her tumblr or twitter or something, though that might be overkill.
>>84251651
Now here's some artful trolling, I don't even know if they're serious or not.
>>84251604
>>84251624
I'm actually going to do it. Half to be smug to people who won't even know, but also because why not if they have the #1 in the backlog at the local store. At worst, I'm supporting the shop I go to normally. At best, I might be entertained. If not, I have afriend with that same fucking haircutthat might be into it and I can give it toher.
If they don't have the #1, I'll just pirate it, though. Honestly interested in it aside from being spiteful, although the art looks atrocious in >>84251511 . The Hellcat design is cute, but that She-Hulk. At least the colors are kind of nice.
For frame of reference, though, OP was talking about people shitting on Gwenpool and I actually like it. I don't read actual Deadpool very often, but Gwenpool's pretty fun so far. Gets a bit embarrassing to read with shit like the #FailHydra, but I thought her knowing how to defeat a Sentinel from playing the beat 'em up was pretty funny. Chances are I just have shit taste.
>>84251644
Poe's law at work.
>>84251661
>her
Well thank god, it might be awful on women but it's downright pathetic on men.
>>84251624
>So basically they're smugly trying to insult people for being over invested then investing even more time and effort than they do just to get at them.
Welcome to the world of feminism.
>>84251570
>I believe that she's said she doesn't like Ellis' writing
What reason could she have? She can't call his humour childish when she writes shit like this.
>>84244455
>Bottle of Tylenol
I am asking this 100% seriously why do women (because they are statistically much more likely to this rather than a noose or a gun) kill themselves in a way that will almost certainly not work because it takes so long, and will be absurdly painful and terrible if it does work? Do they actually not want to kill themselves?
>>84251511
Is she trying to copy anime style?
>>84251562
No that would be a far worse edit
Let should be properly called out for her shit
>>84251644
If this ain't bait then it's a very pathetic individual
>>84251685
Natasha Allegri rings a bell for you?
>>84251660
>She IS a joke. She's a comedic character.
The comic doesn't treat her as a joke to be laughed at because of how ridiculous and stupid the concept of a squirrel themed superhero is, but as a "funny" and quirky character that you're supposed to think is cool.
>>84244880
Fucking do it Larry!
>>84251675
I'm not bitter enough to call it pathetic, but I definitely have a distaste for that haircut. Just makes me think of Skrillex and how dubstep was a huge thing a few years ago. He sported it but with both sides shaved to maximize his shitstain chic.
>>84251644
And i can have more fun reading manga about cute girls than this shit.
>>84251682
Because even in death some women are vain and don't want to mess up their face.
>>84251700
I only read the first few issues after they rebooted her, but I never got that impression. It always felt like she was stuck with some goofy ass powers and there was supposed to be comedy inherent in that. She's definitely supposed to be likable and cutesy, but I don't think you're supposed to look at her and go "wow, she can talk to squirrels, that's cool!" I think instead, you're supposed to say"that's nutty!"
>>84247371
Wow. This is fucking hilarious. Because the simple fact is that it's acknowledging that the current cultural climate intimidates people out of speaking their mind.
>>84249615
All I can think about is Trailer Park Boys and viagra burgers being used in a supervillain plot now.
And it would just be so cash.
>>84251597
...Do you not know how to take screenshots and edit them in paint, or do you have some kind of cerebral palsy type shit that makes simple manual tasks take forever?
(Even if you don't have a macro set up, it's just PrtScr and Ctrl-V in MS Paint.)
>>84251644
Except they're not fun. They're boring. Also kek at your boogeymen.
...I think I'm gonna do like Jeb Stuart in that The Demon/The Haunted Tank crossover that got storytimed recently and start calling 'em the boogermen.
>>84251682
Combination of most of their suicide attempts being a cry for help, and wanting to preserve their corpse relatively intact as far as outside appearances go.
>>84251707
I just don't get the aesthetic appeal of it.
Then again, I think mohawks are fucking stupid too. Doubly so if you don't bother to put in product and it just flops around limp on your head.
>>84246257
What the fuck is this meme? In what way are they similar, Miller is known for these things
>Punchy Dialogue
>Good action
>Fast paced, dense stories
>strong characters displayed and developed through their actions
>Great internal monologues
>Great kinetic art
Kate Leth is known for
>boring meandering stories that have no action
>shitty noodle arm art
>>84251699
Well yeah. But it just west cant into anime style for some reason. They always look so off.
>>84251536
OHOHOHOHO
She is going to write Hellstorm in September and August.
>>84250935
>Not riding the red tide
Fucking bitch
>>84251730
As borderline rapist, I bet.
>>84251757
She is writing Mad-dog and Damian Hellstorm and what it looks like she is going to meet both of them in a bar.
>>84249615
Why doesn't Superman have Dick Powers? He has Eye Powers, and Lung Powers. He has Powers in every part of his body, except his cock. Why can't Superman punch people with his dick? Or ejaculate acid? Or maybe mind control his sperm, and use it as nanobots. Imagine, all life in the universe, ending in a Gray Goo scenario, because Superman had a bad fap. Why doesn't he have any Dick Powers?
>>84250646
>CoIE
>Hellblazer 13
Whut
>>84251726
I've always been into punk music at least casually since I was a kid. Always liked the way big mohawks look. Doubly so if they are dyed green or something. Those are different than the style that people are wearing now which is usually kept down and just essentially one side of their head shaved to look cutesy tough. I've seen a handful of people sport it well and my problem isn't so much the haircut itself, just the fact that it's everywhere among female nerds.
Also, another reason for pills as opposed to guns is not everyone has a gun and pills might seem like a less painful solution. Not a vanity thing entirely, though I'm sure there are cases where it is so (which is ironic given that you shit yourself upon death so no one will look pretty, no matter how in tact their face is, if they're covered in shit.) Plenty of men have overdosed on pills and I had a friend who tried it, as well. A lot of folks who try it just don't understand how low of a chance they have of actually dying from it because that aspect of it isn't really shown in TV/movies/news reports.
>>84251774
I expect nothing good from that team-up.
>>84250909
Except Marvel Adventures is like that and the new Supergirl digital comic by Sterling Gates
>>84251807
I just don't get why people wouldn't do a little fucking research on how to kill themselves. I mean, hell, if you have the choice to make your exit from this world painless, why wouldn't you?I did the research when I was contemplating it.
>>84251796
I hate dcs stupid attempts to explain there retcons and hellblazer 13 stood out to me as the weakest of the 107 issues I have read so far (if I read a few more comics from that year I would probably find something worse.)
I mostly just thought about the bad comics I had read and then checked the year from there
>>84251814
Hm I will have to check that out
>>84251807
The sidecut can look good on certain girls, problem is that it became trendy so a bunch of women who don't look good in it are using it now.
>>84251854
How many friends/relatives have you had to google super basic shit for? Now add the stress of depression/suicidal thoughts to that. I'm not surprised either. I've looked at various ways of doing it myself, too, but I'm sure a lot of people aren't bright enough to think about that even when happy, let alone when trying to kill themselves.
Also, posting all this cheesecake has made me realize how little I've been on /co/ since I got this computer a year or two ago. Almost out of good titty pics. Need to hang around here more often.
>>84251914
Here you go, senpai.
>>84251914
>Being too stupid to kill yourself successfully
...For all that I'm a cynical shitposting ass, that made me put down my coffee and frown really goddamn hard and I think I'm gonna think about how awful that is for a while.
That is, like, failing at failing at life. It's a low I didn't even contemplate before now.
>>84251682
They don't want to die,they just want the attention
god women are such a meme
>>84251989
Welcome to the one thing that literally never leaves your head after you survive an attempt.
Nobody even posted about the shitty tattoo Hellcat got.
>>84251956
Thanks, buddy.
>>84251989
A lot of people try it and never succeed. I probably will at some point as most of my older cousins and one of my younger ones along with my brother have all tried to kill themselves at one point or another and, thankfully, failed. Some people back off at the last moment but some commit and still end up living through it. Just gotta hope people can learn from it and do something with their lives. Even if Hellcat is shitty, at least this chick found something to keep her going. Might irritate a lot of people on /co/, but it makes at least a handful of other people happy.
>>84252037
There's a world of difference between backing down at the last moment, and committing to it and being too much of a fuckup to get it right, anon.
>>84251873
I'd wager there was some absolutely shit titles at marvel and DC in the late 80s, "I don't like it" is a far cry from "worst comic of the year"
>>84252060
She didn't commit to it. She used a method that didn't ensure her death because it was a cry for attention.
Nobody cares if you say "I thought about killing myself but changed my mind", but they do if you "took a whole bottle of pills!"
If someone really wanted to kill themselves they'd use a method to make sure the job got done.
>>84252037
>Thanks, buddy.
Need more?
Keep it in perspective people. While this book is clearly dull garbage, does I think there's some question on whether it actually reaches storytime of pain levels, like Marville, Trouble or the Unfunnies.
>>84252092
It's hard to judge, in my opinion. What you're saying isn't unlikely, but, well...
Leth is so tremendously fucking idiotic she might well have thought that would kill her. I have more respect for the intelligence of a goddamn rabbit than I do her. And not one from a fucking cartoon, either.
I think the basic problem is that Kate Leth isn't very funny. She has a few zingers but nowhere near enough to do a lighthearted comedy book like this. Compare with Peter David who could knock it out of the park every month in X-Factor AND also have some good drama and seriousness going. Leth's stuff is more like a low-tier webcomic, good for an occasional smile and the odd chuckle, but nowhere near pro level.
>>84251682
Same reason for the cutting, she wanted attention.
>>84252113
Sure, if you don't mind. I'd appreciate it.
>>84252278
>>84249615
Boners don't last for days or cause cramping and can easily go away by just focusing on something else.
>>84252333
>>84252336
Awesome. Thank you!
>>84251616
Yeah but why would someone go through this much effort to screencap your own posts about a comic someone obviously doesn't enjoy? Like nigga literally nobody gives a fuck, goddamn, start a shitty blog
>>84252552
I mean, I found it pretty funny. You're just butthurt. That's the end of it.
Do kid girls actually read comics? Superheroes and stuff was cool when I was little, but most of the girls didn't really care it seemed.
Its not like I mind this kind of comic either. I read Gwenpool. It's just that Hellcat ain't exactly good.
>>84251531
>visiting the phalus dimension
The one-eyed monster of Agamotto
>>84251644
>remember she is called the female Frank Miller for a reason
She's dying of liver failure?
>>84251644
>>84244148
To be fair, these lighter female-lead books (Batgirl, Squirrel Girl, Ms. Marvel, etc) sell way more in trade than in monthlies.
However, I'd be very surprised if Hellcat is selling even in trade. Even Tumblr girls don't seem to give a shit about it.
>>84252977
It barely has enough issues out for a normal-sized trade. Is one even out yet?
>>84243864
I feel bad for girls because this is what gets to be called "girl" comics.
>>84251644
>opposing opinions
>MUST BE /pol/
>>84247371
>You can try, but she knows to avoid 4chan.
She got Shittywebcomics banned from Tumblr when they posted an edited tweet of her praising 9/11 on their Tumblr. Not on twitter or anything but on a place where she would've had to have explicitly seeked it out.
She's such a narcissist that there's a 100% chance she reads 4chan just to see what anyone says about her. Hi Kate!
>>84244559
veiled begging for people to send her shit for her to validate herself with. . . .. .
>>84249615
>guys are talking about Marvel
>she brings up DC
>It's a secret "girls don't know shit about comics" strip
This checks out.
>>84252037
>Even if Hellcat is shitty, at least this chick found something to keep her going
Damit stop making me feel happy for marvels shit writers I'm going back to /mlp/ they never have anything nice to say about Katie price. And certainly nothing strong enough I agree with them.
>>84252847
They could if we marketed real capeshit to them instead of this crap
>>84253148
They're probably worried they'll be called out if the market it "for girls". I would be.
>>84243864
>kate leth
not even once
>>84253011
Fuck
The industry is doomed isent it we need that female audience to get big again and this shits just gonna drive them away
>>84253011
Fuck
The industry is doomed isent it we need the female audience to get big again but this sort of crap is going to drive them away
>>84247371
Are we supposed to admire the shy shyness is not a positive trait
>>84253198
Ah now my original post comes through I thought I must have acidentily closed the comment box instead of hiring send guess it just took a while to post for some reason
>>84253198
It's gonna drive itself away. They aren't selling books, so it's just a matter of time.
>>84244312
I feel sorry for teenager girls.
>>84251685
And failing miserably.
>>84251511
>sideways legs
>body almost facing front
And they say Frank Cho doesn't know anatomy.
>>84251989
People failing at killing themselves is a surprisingly common occurrence, mainly because of inherent cowardice and ignorance to the method.
>>84251644
I know "Gamergate" was terrible, but I can't believe Gamergoobers is a serious insult used by people seriously.
I thought it was an ironic joke at first.
This shit's the One Direction of comic books.
It's so obviously meant to pander that there's no point in complaining about it anymore than there is to complaining that moeshit exists.
Simply put,/co/ is not the target audience.
What's real insulting is that people think this is what women want to read
There reading a comic they want fights,they want larger then life villians, they don't want this
>>84244455
>I was stupid and disfigured myself
>So I continue to disfigure myself to hide the original disfiguring
>>84243864
It's mostly one guy who makes anti-Gwenpool threads. Most people who read the storytimes say it's surprisingly good for the subject material.
It shouldn't be surprising, though. It's Hastings, after all.
>>84254385
>waifufags having shit taste
Color me surprised.
>>84254340
Turns out women are basically five years old.
>>84249986
Not Op. Coming here to /co/ after a while, looks like desustorage is kill
Anyone know of another archive for /co/ which is working?
>>84246817
I missed the Henderson Faces in the background the first time.
>>84249924
It's really weird, specially when it comes to DC.
I honestly don't know why DC doesn't just make another Amethyst, Princess of Gemworld series as a kind of PG Game of Thronesby way of Basara. Instead it's literal highschool drama with Gotham Academy, it's not even a magical highschool either.
>>84254530
>>84249986
Never mind looks like they changed the url or something
http://desuarchive.org/co/
>>84249986
It's from ocho-chan /co/.
>>84251644
>Read them and remember she is called the female Frank Miller for a reason
I feel really sorry for women if this is their Frank Miller.
>>84249615
I don't get it. That would be a great story. You could show it in a Garth Ennis book starring the Section Eight character or something. I love when DC poke fun about stuffs like that.
The new comic with the twin lawyers has been like that and i've been really enjoying it. Like when WW married a bunch of aliens.
>>84254548
They did make a New52 version of Amethyst written by the main writer of the Jem cartoon. It started out with evil rapey football players almost raping a girl and then I never bothered with it because the first issue was just typical early New52 grimderp.
>>84251784
This guy raised a serious question.
>>84254650
It got a lot better.
The constantine stuff was easily the best he was in the new 52 (I'm not counting his dcyou thing that was great)
>>84255063
That does remind me I still need to read the original amethyst stuff
>>84255063
>>84255077
You do raise a good point there was a lot of edge in the early nu52
>>84243864
>bring back the gulags
>>84243864
Okay, call me filthy casual scum or whatever for having no interest in Marvel/DC comics, but is this the same Patsy Walker who was the competent, compassionate and interesting friend of Jessica Jones in the TV series?
What is the cause for this crazy disparity?
>>84251640
Keep telling yourself that. Hellcat was never popular, that's why for 40 years she only made guest appearances in other peoples books, and she was usually treated as a joke character anyway. She's had a couple of solos that all failed, and was Marvels attempt to turn one of their Archie knockoff characters into a Catwoman knockoff. Everything about her is a lie, and a company wide invoke at Marvel.
>>84252155
Im getting real tired of these constant threads about Hellcat and Squirrel Girl for just this reason. They might be bad, but they're a forgettable bad, nothing deserving of all the hate /co/ likes to give them. Compared to Marville, i'd take Hellcat any day of the week.
>>84253003
One is coming out in October i think.
>>84253052
Depending what the post was tagged as, say Kate Leth or Kate or Die, it would have come up on her feed.
Im not saying she didn't overreact, but I doubt she had to look for something with her name tagged in it, especially if it got a lot of reblogs or likes.
>>84254115
>taking the bait
>>84255476
That one story where Cap, Thor, and Tony all say they fucked her is her best reference. By making them Eskimo Brothers she restored heir friendship.
>>84255325
the Patsy in the Netflix series was almost nothing like the Patsy from the older comics either. the fact nobody seemed to notice is pretty telling that nobody actually read Hellcat before.
>>84255325
Same character, but her new ongoing series gives her the characterization of an autistic 10 year old for some reason, even though she's supposed to be like 35.
>>84255672
I like Marville.
All you need to do to make comics for gurls is throw in some sexy men alongside the sexy women, and give the characters a bit of emotional depth.
>>84255903
That sounds fucking hilarious. Please tell me that is true. I do not believe it is true, but there is some small spark of hope in my heart.
>>84251549
She self inserts into the girl with the big ass obviously.
>>84256551
>>84256572
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE JOKE
>>84256572
The vanity is fucking astounding.
>>84256584
There is no joke. Her comics exist mostly just as her expressing her thoughts, no different than some livejournal entry.
>>84253011
Well they have manga so why would they care?
>>84251651
She can work on the alcohol part.
>>84251644
Hi Kate
>>84256599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arJLy3hX1E8
Does she qualify as a vulnerable narcissist?
>>84256754
>>84256754
I don't psychoanalyze folks based on youtube videos and pop psychology.
I'm perfectly content just calling her an astounding cunt and leaving it at that.
>>84251644
Nice dubs /co/mblr
I'll just leave this here.
>>84257054
>every Watchmenfag during Rebirth
>>84254937
Well, according to the comics, Supes has a pretty long schlong
>>84244968
Yeah but it goes a bit beyond plot comparisons. IDK, maybe it's nothing. Badger is certainly much more willing to indulge in violence and what might offend than Hellcat.
>>84244498
I am a huge fucking manchild, but if someone sperged out like that with me I would inmediately pretend do a 180 and go full Chad in a microsecond
>>84257054
I love how she's so impotent that she has to imagine herself with superpowers to get through the trauma of someone saying a word she doesn't like. :^)
>>84258138
>>84258148
Damn son.
I think I lost my sides.
>>84258399
>>84258138
>>84258148
Sure is a Bendis conversation.
>>84258481
>>84255476
So she's like a double version of Marvel's Captain Marvel characters, only going for 2 sets of completely different types of comics? It's almost surprising they don't pair the two of them together more often and almost get a complete character out of the them.
>>84251726
Autism.
>>84258481
Credit where credit is due, at least it's fucking funny as shit. Mostly because of smug Thor.
>Select all pickup trucks
FUCK YEAH MURRICA
>>84259690
My cow is still bigger than yours.
>>84249615
Well, you see, Amazing Strawman-woman, women actually DO synchronize if they're around each other long enough, and periods don't take a "time out" when things get really bad. Boners, on the other hand, will more often than not NOT spring up when being mauled to death by Darkseid (despite how cute he looks in that little skirt), so that's not really a viable concern for me. Also, boners don't synchronize, and you are a fucking joke that exists solely as a "mean guys said a thing and then I thought of this PERFECT response hours later maaaaan if I had just said it then!" response that would have been shot down five seconds after it was uttered.
>>84255903
Pic pls?
>>84250009
It still doesn't make sense?
>>84259930
ayy thanks
>>84244091
>then i saw "my cat named kitten is a feminist" and i lost it. jesus fucking christ, what happened?
It's obviously tongue-in-cheek. Jesus Christ, I didn't think I'd actually have to defend anything from this comic in this thread, but once again, /co/ lowers the bar further than I thought possible.
>>84244493
>just lower your standards until troglodyte shit is acceptable to your palate
To be fair, that would imply you actually consuming it. No one is telling you to go out and buy this book, just to accept that there are things in the world you don't care for.
>>84244706
Now that's damning with faint praise if I've ever read it.
>>84259743Imagine living your life being this insecure.
