You are the worst board I know You constantly pirate from companies. They provide comics and cartoons for you and are always trying to cater to you, and this is how you repay them? And to add insult to injury, you shit all over their works first chance you get. And you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing. You always say, "Oh, I'll buy it later" but later never comes. And what really bothers me is you pretend you're this deep board who loves comics and cartoons for their lore when all you do is shitpost memes. Yeah, I shitpost, but at least I'm honest about it. I don't buy a copy of Batman Year One and then lecture casuals with some seventh grade interpretation of how Batman is some profound, intellectual. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat! And that's why you like him so much...he's you! God, you're pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great board, even though you're terrible! You know, I should have know /lit/ didn't write me that note. They would have known there's no "a" in the word "definite." And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda, how we should "Make a capeshit board, man," how big the movie industry is crushing the comic industry, how Creator Owned Titles failing is the biggest tragedy in America. Well, what have you done to help? I work down at the local comic shop Sundays, /co/. Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Buy a fucking comic! And by the way, reading Graphic Novels doesn't make you noteworthy critic! Oh, wait! You don't believe in Cirtics or any professional criticism for that matter, because "Much Conspiracy!" Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed CalArts twice, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a creator! How's that artwork of yours we never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it, /co/. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore. Well, see ya, /co/ Thanks for the fucking storytime
>>84240831
>>84240831
The patethic part is that people will take it seriously.
I hate Family Guy but I love this copypasta.
>>84240861
He's actually kind of right you know.
>>84240831
How am I supposed to give them money I dont have
>>84240852
>>84240852
You can really up the edge factor by typing "heh" and "kid" a bunch.
>>84240831
>worst board
>pirating
>pretentious
weird, i didn't realize i was on /v/...
>>84240831
> How's that artwork of yours we never see
/co/ fails harder at writing than drawing, just like Brian.
> How's that superhero comic book script of yours we never see, have you even finished the first issue yet
Strike the heart directly.
>>84240831
oh, and this thing lacks any reference to our neverending fetish bullshit eclipsing most other boards here, that's inexcusable.
>>84241709
>how's that super hero comic script?
Right in my fucking heart....fuck.
>>84240831
how the fuck is peter even still you're friend?
>>84240831
>You know, I should have know /lit/ didn't write me that note. They would have known there's no "a" in the word "definite."
What did he mean by this?
>>84240831
All i got.
To be fair, why is Peter friends with Quagmire? The guy consistently tries to bang out Peter's wife and daughter and fucked Cleveland's wife as well.
>>84240893
>>84240861
OP is actually ironically right.
>>84240831
You forgot to mention waifu and loli posting.
>>84240861
He's kinda right anon
>>84241731
But all the boards are about fetish.
Just coming from a trap thread on /a/ and a giantess thread in /tg/.
>>84240831
Someone need to make a copypasta of this for every board
I was going to write a longer post but I have to get back to shitposting.
The problem with comics and cartoons is that they're all shit. They always have been. Unlike other boards we've accepted that everything we love is shit. We lack shame. We're better than other boards because at least we're having fun with our vice.
no (you) for you
>>84240831
nah, /tv/ is way worse. A lot of the worst shit posted here is /tv/ overflow. I'm not sayin this is a fantastic board, but if you cleared out the /tv/ fuckers it would be waaaaaaaaaay better.
storytimes are actually good for companies. I can't tell you how many times I've gone out and bought a book 'cause I read it here first.
>>84241914
>Unlike other boards we've accepted that everything we love is shit. We lack shame. We're better than other boards because at least we're having fun with our vice.
This might be the most inaccurate description of /co/ I've ever read.
>>84242128
>reddit toad
>le cuck maymay
Waste of life.
>>84242128
Trips of truth you mean, all /co/ is is a bunch of summer kids bitching about comics they don't read, posting in generals for cartoons they are ashamed of watching, while fapping to their waifus on /aco/.
>>84240831
Do you got one for /v/?
>>84242232
Nope, I don't spend any time on /v/ so I wouldn't know where to begin on that front
(Pic not related)
>>84240831
Ha, you just described the following people
>Doug Walker (Nostalgia Critic)
>Noah Antwhiler (Spoony Experiment)
>Joseph Vargas (Angry Joe)
>Linkara (Louis Luvhog)
Go to /v and /tv and post it in there
proof:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3afubBLsS1I
/co/, before BvS released, was actually one of the better boards to have been infected by /pol/ and /tv/ and survived.
Now it's basically just hovering above /v/
>>84242394
>>84242394
ever since sonic free riders, angry joe has been nothing but a little Bitch!
>>84242394
I have no idea who any of these people are
...Okay.
Can you pass the ketchup?
>>84243798
Shut the fuck up Boco
>>84243831
Yes sir...
>>84243253
you tread the blessed path so long as this remains true
>>84243884
I know they are from Youtube, but I only use Youtube to watch bits of cartoons and shows and convert audio files into mp3s
>>84240831
Glenn... who let you out of jail?
>>84241842
>America pretending like the world owes them for "protecting" people from Soviets or for helping to rebuild after war
Oh my word. Go fuck yourself.
>>84240831
i dont know if this is a copypasta or not but it was enjoyable
>>84240831
Do you just not what paragraphs are?
>>84241842
The hypocrisy of this is almost palpable and I'm an American.
>>84241842
Thanks for the fucking oil always gets me.
>>84241842
>Britain
>invading the Falklands
>>84243999
You all do honestly
>>84244116
No. Nobody does. Nobody owes America a damn thing.
Nothing makes me instantly lose respect for somebody faster than Americans acting like they saved Europe twice in the 20th century. Same for retarded Americans who shit on Canada for it's social programs, citing American defense spending as the reason we're able to spend so much on social programs.
The arrogance of Americans knows no natural bounds.
>>84244058
I accidently into Maths, sorry
>>84244116
America (We? I wasn't around for it, so IDK) said they'd stop the Soviets, but they never actually had to. They most def wold have, but the occasion never came up.
It's like saying you'd save your neighbor from a fire, but you never do so. It's a nice gesture, but you haven't done anything for them.
>>84243999
>>84244160
Cry more, Eurotard.
>>84244260
That's a weak-ass come back.
>>84244260
>Too stupid to figure out my nationality
>Assuming all hatred towards you stems from Europe
You're on a roll.
>>84244160
You're using an OS made by a US company
Eat shit Europoor
>>84240831
>You always say, "Oh, I'll buy it later"
I'll buy it if it's amazing only. And torrents are more convenient than taking the bus to my local library for old comics, which is most of what I read.
>>84241822
>he's right but I wont say why
If you honestly believe /co/ is the worst board then you are pants on head retarded
>>84244307
>You're using an OS made by a US company
Wow. You sure showed me.
>Europoor
I love it when Americans are so eager to prove all the negative stereotypes are accurate. You're the second mouthbreathing fatass to miss the completely obvious. I made no efforts to hide my nationality. But I'm not European.
>>84244292
>Americans hating their own country
If you don't defend your country you are a cuck who forsakes his national identity. Either strive to maintain your country's glory or get the hell out to somewhere you'd rather be.
OP here, these (you)s are great, keep em coming
>>84244359
>>Americans hating their own country
Once again, you're a fucking illiterate retard. I clearly stated my nationality already. I'm not European OR American. Go fucking re-read my posts. My country is well known for shitting on Americans. It's one of our favorite passtimes. I often talk about embarrassing and silly news stories that come out of the US with my friends and family. We always share a laugh.
>>84244307
I am not.
>>84244359
>confusing patriotism with jingoism
You made George Washington's ghost cry.
>>84244401
>>84244415
You're not Australian, your post is too coherent and quality in content. That only leaves Canada as an option. So much for being our humble neighbor to the north.
>>84243950
Keep it that way. Once you go down the TGWTG path forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will! As it did /tv/ and /v/.
>>84243253
Bunch of fags. Except Spoony, who is more like a reject from Eltingville.
>>84243950
They used to be independent before youtube ate all the other video hosts.
>>84244471
Canadians aren't humble or polite. They're insane and ignored. They're national identity is based on them saying how they're not Americans and how polite they are despite being influenced by American draft dodgers.
>>84244538
>Spooney
Isn't he the guy who talks about his dnd games? I remember listening to one of his bits while play mtg with my old school mates
OP Thinks I'm Gonna Read All That?
>>84244471
>Process of elimination
I guess it's better than nothing. You've finally figured it out.
>So much for being our humble neighbor to the north.
We are bombarded nearly constantly with American arrogance. It gets pretty irritating to live with day in and day out. You guys have so many loudmouthed idiots parading around and talking like the entire planet outside of glorious America is a 3rd world dictatorship.
Did you hear about the American police officer who was upset that he didn't have a pistol to wave around when people approached him and asked him if he'd been the to Calgrary Stampede yet?
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/walt-wawra
This is how we view you. A combination of shit like this, mass shootings, Kim Kardashian and Donald Trump.
>>84240831
>They provide comics and cartoons for you and are always trying to cater to you
WEW
>>84244651
Am I supposed to feel less proud of my nation because of this?
>>84244307
And you're speaking a European language. Neck yourself, colonial.
>>84244731
No, I'm telling you how you're viewed by other countries in the anglosphere.
>>84244592
He talks about nerd shit, wrestling, movies and games. Usually to say they suck. He does seem to be rather deep into the /tg/ stuff, though.
>>84244538
>>84244592
>>84244763
For the longest time I thought ProJared was some kinda Spoony doppelganger.
>>84241842
This is as pretentious as the original. Thanks for the lost 5 minutes of my life asshole.
>>84243999
>>84244074
>>84245294
>European salt.
why does everyone say /co/ is the worst board when there are defiantly boards that are far worse
i don't get it, is it like a meme or something. i mean it's shit, but so is every other board, what's the dealio.
>>84240831
>I don't buy a copy of Batman Year One and then lecture casuals with some seventh grade interpretation of how Batman is some profound, intellectual. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat!
Topkek.
>>84244763
Hella thought that was DaxFlame at first...
>>84244651
And we don't think of you at all, and will never suffer for that, either.
Further, most of the bombardment of arrogance you are subject to comes down to your own choices in media consumption. You're mad because you care about bullshit.
You'd make a good American.
>>84240831
I don't pirate shit and I finished drawing page 36 of my comic yesterday. Eat shit OP.
>>84242177
>while fapping to their waifus on /aco/.
>on /aco/
I fucking wish they did but no they do it here.
>>84241914
>le generalization meme
Thanks for informing every one that you don't read comics
We value your opinions
>>84242177
>fapping to their waifus on /aco/.
We have five waifu threads on here at any given time
>>84240831
American dad lost some weight
>>84245824
>and I finished drawing page 36 of my comic yesterday
That's a lot of cocktail napkins!
>>84245790
>we don't think of you at all
That's exactly the problem. You guys are so self centered it fucking hurts. We don't want a lot of attention or credit. Just what we're due.
> comes down to your own choices in media consumption.
Are you trying to lure me into some sort of "America produces most of the better media in the world" trick? It's pretty much unavoidable, especially since your culture encourages retards to run around screaming YOO ESS EHH YOO ESS EHH all over the internet.
>You're mad because you care about bullshit.
I'm not mad.
>>84244487 isn't kidding, there are now damned souls who devote their time to worrying about TGWTG's personal lives
>>84246564
At least get the chant right, mate
> I don't buy a copy of Batman Year One and then lecture casuals with some seventh grade interpretation of how Batman is some profound, intellectual.
0/10
it's supposed to go:
>with some seventh grade interpretation of how Batman is some profound, intellectual statement on the failings of criminal justice system.
it would have also been acceptable to say:
>with some seventh grade interpretation of how Batman is some profound, intellectual statement on the difference just one person can make in the world.
>>84240831
/co/ isn't one person.
>>84241842
I stopped at "Britain invading the Falklands"
>>84241842
>Britain invading the Falklands
>>84243999
Not even American but yeah. You do owe them from protecting you from the Soviet Union
>>84240831
A-actually, I just come here for the fictional little girls.
>>84244160
>Wanting the Soviets to win the Cold War
>Being okay with the Soviets shitty bootleg Communism being the dominant poltical power of the 21st century
>Not recognising Europe's shitty militaries and over reliance on the US
So /pol/ thread?
>>84250786
No, just stupidity. Then again, when you use a Family Guy image as an Opening Post, you should always expect retardation in the thread itself.
>>84240884
I like that people are always making little improvements to it
>>84241842
I get the writer ran out of criticisms and had to start stretching to make the rant long enough
>>84250899
*I get the feeling that the
>>84241842
Well USA is about half right here
>>84240831
>You failed CalArts twice
fucking got me
>>84241806
he saved his life
>thanks fot the fucking Storytimes
Kek
>>84241842
>Britain invading the Falklands
Every time.
>>84240861
It's a joke anon
>>84250786
This gif always get me
>>84240852
>tfw I was never a redditfag
Maybe newgrounds too but i've been here for too long.
>>84240831
>You failed CalArts twice
kek
Is breathing a meme?
>>84242394
Damn, that's a big tv
Will /co/ ever have a thread that isn't complete dogshit?
>>84241763
For all the times people shit on spelling errors in comics, this place doesn't have the best diction.
>>84247825
What about the former communist block? Did the US protect them from the Soviet Union?
>>84253437
Please. We have horseshit, bullshit, capeshit, shitshit, duckshit, crapshit, mutant lizard man shit...
We're the fucking Baskin-Robbins of shit.
>>84244104
>>84247767
>>84247824
>>84251994
Wasn't it Argentina that invaded the Falklands?
>>84240831
It's funny because it's true.
>>84240831
>You are the worst board I know You constantly pirate from companies.
Which increases the overall visability and sales of the product and has been shown to across multiple mediums.
>They provide comics and cartoons for you and are always trying to cater to you, and this is how you repay them?
Hahaha what the fuck are you smoking? Stopped reading here.
>>84240831
>>84253798
It was, actually. All Britain did was slap down the Argies like the pussies they are.
>>84253882
Thanks, although I did research for the answer. I wanted to be sure if it was right
>>84253977
No problem m8, the pursuit of knowledge is a noble enterprise.
>>84254005
Too bad I don't often practice what I preach
>>84253389
but remember,
>he only has 7 dollars
>>84246666
You fucking devil!
SKREEEEEEONK!!!!
