You just started working for Daily Bugle and you meet with a guy named Peter Parker, who also works for Daily Bugle. Guy goes to college and has just lost his girlfriend because of a super villain.
What do you do to cheer him up so you canfuck him
I don't know. Isn't it weird that that guy alwaysknows where Spider-Man's gonna be? And whenever some crazy villains tells Parker that they want Spider-Man, Spider-Man will be there within the hour. I wouldn't want to dat someone who is friends with that creepy wallcrawler.
He killed her, why would I have to cheer him up?
>>84229081
What? How did he kill him man? He isn't Green Goblin nor Spider-Man.
>>84229073
>not angleing for a threesome
>or straight up orgy
it's a known fact that they share squeezes. Black Cat, Marrow, Ms Marvel, Deapool,
all seen getting frisky with both Peter and his Spidery friend
I wouldn't have the time, I'd be too busy harassing super heroes and complaining that my life is shit.
>>84229053
I'm a citizen in the marvel universe, it is my purpose to act like the biggest ungrateful douche bag of all time. I would never help Parker.
