Was she really a hated mary sue back then?
No wonder Hussie created Vriska to piss us off and making fun of Jade.
>>84192201
There's a reason Vriska is just a grey Jade with horns.
>>84192228
Jade's personality was being upbeat/cute/really very little actual personality.
Vriska's personality is just being awful.
>>84192236
Nice, seen a lot of HS cosplays?
>>84192201
Much better. If you retards can't even pretend to make good threads, you don't deserve to exist.
>>84192252
You got TROLLED.
>>84192252
>>84192367
Also, I think he just meant design-wise.
>>84192393
Yeah, I did.
>>84192236
Tell her to tell Hussie to get the fuck out of his "self-aware" cult of personality actually make good shit again.
But then again she's pretty much the reason he *is* what he is today...
>>84192399
Then you're a silly willy, feferi is way closer design wise than vriska is to jade
>>84192278
Only 2 so far
>>84192201
is there any female character in homestuck who hasn't been called a mary sue at some point
>>84192438
*any character
>>84192423
Homosuck is dead
>>84192438
Rose
Raid-proof poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10640782
>>84192236
Nah, if anything I pity you.
>>84192201
my friend started the comic and hated her and thought she was a total mary sue. id never thought about her like that even once.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10640836
I don't like Jade because people who are exuberant and cheerful all the time just drain the life out of me.
>>84192485
She has a lot of useful skills and a very nice personality without the crippling flaws that people with useful skills usually have (like Dirk.) I don't think that makes her a Sue, I just think that the story never touched on her more fucked up side.
>>84192438
Mom Lalonde?any of the less significant alphas?
>>84192236
Did she actually say anything? (Take a picture of it, I want to see)
>>84192438
>>84192447
Off the top of my head:
Jane
Jake
Tavros
Karkat (?)
Nepeta
Eridan (?)
WV
>>84192409
>But then again she's pretty much the reason he *is* what he is today...
Come on now, that's just a meme.
>>84192485
>>84192520
the never touching on the 'more fucked up side' did seem a little odd to me when i first read homestuck, like, are we just to expect that jade isn't bothered AT ALL by her isolation and lack of face-to-face human contact?
all homestuck characters are exaggerated comedy characters so they all do absurd impossible shit on the reg. can you even be a mary sue in a joke comic?
>>84192553
I've seen all of these be called Mary Sues: John.
Karkat.
Dave.
Gamzee.
Jake.
Dirk.
It's not a female-exclusive "issue".
>>84192438
Nepeta? Feferi? I mean I can't imagine any of the minor trolls would be sue material given they're so irrelevant. If we're going further than irrelevance then the White Queen wasn't sue material, certainly not in the presence of PM who I've seen people argue as being a sue.
>>84192581
sure because they arent real people and they dont have real problems. theyre joke people and they have joke problems, and they stayed that way until some way through part 3
>>84192553
Karkat is a fucking mary sue, because everyone tolerates his tsundere personality.
>>84192584
The ultimate meme is people who take this shit seriously
>>84192553
oh right, jane. i always forget about jane. can't imagine why lol
>>84192612
that's fair. i really need to rereact the first few acts actually, i always forget how funny they are
>>84192585
>>84192619
Also Sollux.
>Never once been called a Mary Sue
>Still had one of the best arc payoffs in the comic compared to the rest of the cast
WE WIN AGAIN TAVROSBROS
>>84192653
*reread, whoops
>>84192658
did people actually make an ost for Cool and New?
>>84192681
yes, o-approved
>>84192681
Live why you still have your name on? Serious question.
>>84192692
All women are attention-whores.
>>84192519
But Jade is exuberant and cheerful to cover up deep seated anger issues and a prolonged sense of loneliness
>>84192806
>^2
>>84192236
Not really. Piggy's greatest relevancy now is latching onto Hussie like a leech
>>84192848
iggy would never...
>>84192870
but she did
with
FOLDS and SWEAT
>>84192870
She already did
The fact is she's just not funny. She's got the same "ironic" humor shtick that every tumblr bitch to the point where it seems like they're mass produced in some chinese factory somewhere.
>>84192819
not to mention some despair at knowing she was going to die young
>>84192902
"ahahaha when dat boi sees no cheese on the pizza XD"
>>84192907
I think she sort of figured it out that that was her dreamself though
And being paranoid for years that a blue doll killed her grandpa
>>84192653
Early Homestuck is absolutely hilarious.
>>84192927
>>84192236
WHAT DID SHE TELL YOU ABOUT HIVESWAP
DONT HOLD OUT ON US ANGEL
>>84192870
Iggy Piggy has been a pseudoironic attention whore from day 1, and she's getting her daily fix by being the only available source of information about a silent internet celebrity's current status and work.
>mfw I learnt through a skype group that iggy comes here and shit talks herself just to get attention
>>84192967
I'm trying to find that comic where Jade sees the blue doll move and freaks out
But I can't find it
>>84193085
it's true. i recognize her in threads sometimes because she posts just like she tweets
>>84193085
>mfw you will never, ever post logs
>>84193069
Same difference, really.
>>84193086
I thought Eyes5 did that comic, but apparently not. I can't find it either.
>>84193085
this is completely believable
>>84193170
this will NEVER be the comic
>>84193230
Well yeah, John was only interested in blondes and there's no way Jade would miss up a chance to get davekisses
Well? Is it forbidden love?
>>84193085
no way man...she's such a good person...being an attention whore...you're just jealous of her success...
Close your eyes and visualize a world where Jade is the lesbian and Rose is the cockslutIt is a better world
>>84193290
Imagine a world where they're both cocksluts, and it's the best world.
>>84193308
no there must BE a lesbian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>84193290
Not really. Jade came off as more of the cocklover anyway, too happy not to be.
I love Trizza but I'm afraid she will be heavily influenced by piggy's typing style and mannerisms...basically her as a troll
>>84193290
>jade/kanay
>rose/dirk
eri did nothin wwrong
What there was a forth child?
>>84192236
>It's ok to be jealous
>
>>84193392
how could you forget about jane
she's THICC
>>84193392
No, Jade only had three kids
>>84193392
no you idiot there was five of them
john, rose, dave, roxy, and dirk
>>84193290
Rose would be literally the best female hoemstuck character
>>84193392
Yes, how could you miss the fourth protagonist of the comic, Vriska?
>>84193351
yes you're afraid of that and not all the hamfisted twitter memes and le pepe dat boi over 9000 shit that's more likely to be her """"character""""
>>84193409
>jade having anything less than twelve baies
>You will forever be associated with Jane.
>>84193351
She has certain mannerisms that make everybody upset.
>>84193436
One, two, three
>>84193430
i am weak to the memes
i just want her to be a meme spouting meenah
is that so bad
>>84193351
yes they both like shitty ancient memes
>>84193398
Two months
>>84193430
So, ipgd?
>>84193460
>is that so bad
yes actually
>>84193443
It's honestly the reverse, Jane is a shit Nanna that never amounted to anything interesting in the narrative.
post yfw you didnt back Hiveswap
>>84193443
Even Jane can't ruin Nanasprite.
>>84193486
This, exactly. Nana's conversation with FedoraFreak alone was greater than anything Jane ever did.
>>84193483
Oh...
>>84193507
>>84193510
it's ok she's still the best looking troll from that shitpile
i mean she's just a peixes clone but still
>>84193456
stop posting this hack's terrible art, please, god. i'd rather see gelasticat's art and that fat pink karkat with tits than this
how old are the kids in hiveswap?
is joey legal?
>>84193537
>i'd rather see gelasticat's art and that fat pink karkat with tits than this
The fuck you would
At least you can tell that character is supposed to be jade
>>84193537
What's wrong with it?
>>84193537
how sad that mindwipe used to be a staple yet now he somehow not only stagnated but got worse
>>84193537
Shut the fuck up ipgd
>>84192710
Can confirm
>>84193548
All the homestuck kids and trolls start at 13, so it's safe to assume the kids from hiveswap would be the same age.
>>84193537
Please, PoJ/Mindwipe has gotten incredibly mediocre but he's still better than every single fat hobbit pastel Karkat in the community.
>>84193552
don't reply to me
>>84193562
it was a bit of an exaggeration but it's just awkwardly drawn, with same-face out the ass and really weird, stiff looking characters
>>84193563
the only reason he was even popular was because he drew big tits, not because his art style was actually good
>>84193537
I agree. Angel's porn is 100 times hotter than this shit.
>mindwipe
>good
LOL
>>84193085
yes and i'm in a skype room with glub loki and angel and i request them to draw fat inflation art of yellow vriska
real fucking believable
Was she autistic?
>>84193570
>>84193626
no shes right
down with proper syntax
I just miss Bowman.
>>84193626
Probably.
>>84193619
That's like saying chaz is bad because she's commissioned to do horrible fetish porn
>>84193653
but chaz is bad
>>84193653
chaz was never that good desu
>>84193562
The borderline hyper tits and ass on all his girls make it look like his art is supposed to cater to 15 boys.
I know I'll get called Tumblr for this, but I didn't know he was a guy until now, but I'm not even surprised.
WHO IS PARADOX SPACE'S AWESOMEST EVIL DOER
>>84193646
I'm on the stream too
>>84193690
I think he's commissioned to do stuff like that.
INFLATE HERSELF
JUST LIKE A BALLOON
>>84193690
>his art is supposed to cater to 15 boys.
Who the fuck do you think is his target audience
>>84193697
Shut it Bonehead!
>>84193672
>>84193685
nah
>>84193706
what did he mean by this?
>>84193456
Can I get a source on this? Google reverse image search is giving me - and I shit you not - "Best guess for this image: line art."
Real insightful there, Google. Keep up the good work.
>>84193707
>>84193715
Then that's unfortunate. Does anyone have any examples of more realistically proportioned works of his?
>>84192201
Vriska's not a Mary Sue, she's a Munchkin and OP character. She's too horrible a person to be a Sue and the end shit doesn't erase that. A Sue is loved by one and all from the start, selfless, kind and perfect.
>>84193709
inflation is so stupid
THAT'S NOT EVEN REAL FAT
>>84193632
>>84193570
Oh oh
Do one with the fat pink Karkats and Daves
>>84193738
It's a comic
>>84193626
Only shitposters type in lowercase.
http://mspfanventures.com/?s=367
cool and new webcomic is fucking FINISHED
>>84193770
no... it can't be true...
>>84193760
Dave getting Jade pregnant would have been a better ending to Homestuck
>>84193626
YeAh man,,,, fu.ck !Grammer (
>>84193744
Different kinds of Sues, my man.
Boy sure is HOMESTUCK in here
Did Ms.Paint serve any part in the story other than the name pun? Did she accomplish anything at all?
>>84193819
Gay.
>>84193842
what's with the name?
>>84193842
gave some decent carapace porn
>>84193707
He's commissioned to have really bad anatomy? Boob size aside, look at this. People post this all the time.
Jade looks like she's missing half of her torso and has a broken spine. How the fuck does her ass stick up like that? It's bad.
>>84193842
she was there to please Hussie's cuck-loving numale friends
>>84193881
>He's commissioned to have really bad anatomy?
youd be suprise
>>84193881
Jade swimming like a dog is cute
>>84193881
That Jade thing doesn't look too off. I've seen stuff like that in real life.
>>84193881
it's porn, my man
people jerk off to worse shit
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/edYI7Mp.png "latest[1].png")
>>84193842
Nah. You can see her in the background of a few panels and flashes, and on the character select screens before they were finished, but that's about it.
DEMOGRAPHICS CHECK
http://www.strawpoll.me/10641568
http://www.strawpoll.me/10641568
>>84193918
>>84193924
>>84193931
Y'all have such low standards. Ah well.
Found this normal looking pic. It's fine but nothing noteworthy.
>>84193881
feferi...i love aradia a lot but... mindwipe's pics where he has both ara and fef i find myself looking at fef more
am i unfaithful...or can mindwipe not fucking draw aradia like a mongoloid fat bitch jesus christ
>>84193918
Jade in general is cute, it's her role in the story
>>84193842
her uselessness was meant to symbolize the fact that hussie had actually switched to photoshop ages ago
in a sense, she is the biggest cuck in homestuck
>>84193934
>and on the character select screens before they were finished, but that's about it.
Neat, was there anything else like that that archive readers wouldn't see anymore?
Post underrated characters of HS
>>84193934
>people say act 6 wasn't ghostwritten when the author's girlfriend is drawing it after the author is dead in-comic
>>84193944
you caught me
>>84193957
>No Dersite carapacian named Adobe Photoshop
SHAKING MY HEAD
>>84193987
Aranea is already an overrated joke
>>84193987
always and foreverreminder Bec Noir wasnt brought to justice
>>84193987
If you ever do a reread of Act 6 she jumps to your #1 most hated list.
>>84193953
he's actually pretty terrible with megidos now that i think about it
his peixes are top notch though
>>84194046
I like his Lalondes
>>84194080
Christ, look at that face.
>>84194080
and his jade
>>84193982
Dancing Hussies
>>84194038
>>84193819
ABORT
ABORT
>>84193987
>>84194046
Kylee and Surnmfang's Peixes though...
>>84193750
>>84194124
Speaking of favorite character depictions reminded me. Which artist did those very skinny looking, stylized Vriskas? They drew a lot of Vriska/Tavros shit, some art of her in the fairy dress. Their style was very sketchy. That was by far my favorite depiction of Vriska (her in the Vrisky Business Paradox Space comic comes close as a second)
![tumblr_inline_mgita5Nlf61qgcbgh[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/bX8K0s8.png "tumblr_inline_mgita5Nlf61qgcbgh[1].png")
>>84193982
Well theres the infamous CAUCASIAN that caused an outrage in the fandom, so it got changed to peachy
Also some music in some of the flashes got changed because Bill Bolin flipped out
Heres the link to a playlist of the flashes with the old music (copy-paste the url, clicking [embed] only plays the first video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WxeWeW6Cjo&list=PLLupoTfJui-Ppr8gCdofw7R0OQ35atx5k&index=1
>>84194139
Amazing
Things to look forward to:
VN anon release date
10/25
Things to look "forward" to:
Epilogue
Hiveswap
Are we finally dead? This list is a lot shorter than last time
>>84194139
>TavrosxKanaya
Thats unusual.
>>84194152
That the comic where tav gives vriska a back massage so well she orgasms? Where vris is super twiggy?
>>84194161
Peachy was a dumb punchline, it should have been nutty imo
>>84194139
>>84193570
I feel like this one is expoitable but I can't think of anything funny for it
>>84194210
that's karkatxtavros
>>84194215
I don't know about the massage thing, maybe, but yeah, she's pretty thin looking.
>>84194210
Look more closely
>>84194209
VN of what
>>84193709
I don't believe andrew is outsourcing the epilogue with dobson
-sniff-
>>84194080
dreamworks presents
>>84194115
WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN
>>84193982
when john entered the medium at the end of act 1 and WV gave him commands his suggestion box was 'destroyed' and linked instead to a picture of the crater where his house was that updated over time to fill up with sand and grow the white tree PM found. the same pictures got used as part of the act 2 EOA animation.
>>84194258
>>84194209
what about
homestuck 2.0 :^)
>>84194116
![084[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Z4eUC1l.png "084[1].png")
>>84194215
>nutty
>>84194161
>moon bouncing to the beat
gets me every time
however as much as i love bill's tracks that flash is the only one i prefer the replacement with dead shuffle off of the midnight crew. it just fits REALLY well.
welp, time to mate
>>84194310
And the Homestuck TV show
>>84194249
Are you the one that commissioned AraJohn from Ikimaru?
>>84194363
no...link?
>>84192236
should have spit on her face.
then recoiled in disgust when she subsequently licked it off
>>84194234
Here we fucking go god damn
>>84194263
huh, neat
>>84194329
Jake's Terrible Peanut Allergy
>>84194263
fuck i miss little things like this
>>84193944
Well this is embarrassing so far.
>>84193982
waiting for this god damn thing to fill up between september and when cascade dropped.
>>84194389
Thanks
the best Vriska
w-what is karkat doing to aradia???
>>84194398
>36%-68% aren't autistic
Surprising.
>>84194435
more importantly: can you blame him?
>>84194433
artist is http://vanripper.deviantart.com/gallery/
btw
>>84194370
She hasn't finished it yet.
>>84194435
NO
ARADIA
GET AWAY
HE'S CONTAGIOUS
>>84194478
It's too late....
Aradia's a weenie now
>>84194336
The only good replacement tracks are the ones that were composed specifically to sync up with the Flash, like John sleeping or the Strider final strife round.
Man this assholes HS folder is garbage, can barely go 3 pieces of fanart with porn
I need to sort this shit
>>84194430
I do not envy that wait
>>84194433
Np senpai
>>84194491
d0nt bully me!!!
>>84194342
Good luck and take some condoms from the jar by the door!
>>84194519
Too late, jade and kanaya poked holes in all of them
>>84194344
Why do you always cut out that one?
>>84194540
There is no Pann
>>84194536
Those Holes Were Already There
They Are For
Um
Breathing
>>84194540
Is pann dave's kid?
>>84194519
My mom did this when I was in high school. Embarrassing as shit when my date happened to be the one picking me up.
>>84194455
>>84194478
>>84194556
Who's Pann?
>>84194495
[S] Dave: Strife! is hard because i fucking love contention
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR-aSKAIDj0
WE LOVE FINE
RESTOCK WHEN
PLEASE
>>84194540
Because it's shit, moreso than the rest, and should be eliminated from the timeline, with all records of it stripped
>>84194556
I don't remember anymore. I *think* this fanart is from the era where we didn't even know all the trolls, just the 4.
>>84194561
this has to be an edit
i find it hard to believe she would ever do that
>>84194561
CAUTION CAUTION
WE HAVE A LEVEL 5 ALERT
NUKE THE PLANET
>>84194536
When will their reign of terror end
>>84194578
kEEP, uH, tELLING YOURSELF THAT, kID,
>>84194618
>has to mind control jade because otherwise there's no way she'd touch his crippled dick
>>84194578
Yeah okay I can kind of agree with that, eliminating him makes the whole set at least make some sense
>>84194577
Don't waste your money. The cards are shit quality.
>>84194578
>>84194618
>jade/tavros
>>84194688
Exactly why it was taken out
>>84194688
reminder gcatavros x jade will be end game
>>84194568
Yeah, it's gard to beat a good Bolin track. I just wonder why Hussie gave a shit enough to get new songs that synch up to some of the flashes, and others he just threw random shit in (like the Beginning of Something Really Excellent not really fitting with its Flash and clearly lasts longer than the video).
Discuss.
This is a sexuality genetics chart.
>>84194740
nice
>>84194740
>>84194777
Whoopsies
It is new and improved
>>84194688
>unabashedly liking incest
>>84194839
if you stopped namefagging you'd stop getting imposters
you aren't liveblogging anymore dude
>>84194826
>lots
What's that even supposed to mean
>>84194878
lots of kids, too many to count
those are descriptions of their child's sexualities
>>84194839
>>84194832
Why the fuck do you shit up the thread with this shit
What the fuck are you going to do when they get a fucking trip
Just fucking filter them reddit christ
>>84194878
Too many kids to accurately gauge all the sexuality
>MN9
What happens to HiveSwap Now /co/?
>>84194578
Anon, they ALL are, it's literally no different in quality.
>>84194932
The actual dev team compared it to the mess that was broken age, what do you think happens
>>84194876
>>84194899
Stop replying to the obvious shitposters m8s
Things that improved over time:
I really like how the new imperial drones look, a lot sexier than the old implied design
>>84194932
death
