NOTHING AT ALL
>>84187683
Flattest ass in the world.
It's a shame, really.
it's been said a billion times now but those black lines seem really unnecessary
otherwise GOAT spidey suit
>Jansport
90's kids will get this
this one's gonna be good guys I can feel it
>>84187718
You've gotta love those thighs though.
>>84187727
Unnecessary? Yeah. But I think it doesn't hurt the outfit. My jimmies are completely unrustled.
The guy has the least testosterone ever.
He literally has woman hips
>>84187727
>>84188183
The black lines may be there for CGI effects or reference.
>black lines everywhere
they were SO close
so close
>>84187683
Stupid sexy Holland.
With the way spidey gets younger every movie, how long until they just cast a shota
>>84188561
Those are definitely not woman hips. Or that would be the less sexy woman in the universe.
Not everyone is fucking jacked and muscular at his twenties.
>>84190719
>Tobey Maguire, 25 at start of filming SM1, Peter graduates hs midmovie
>Andrew Garfield, 27 at start of filming ASM1, Peter graduates in second film
>Tom Holland, 19 at filming Cap 3, Peter is 15, so is either in or starting high school
Stupid sexy Spider-man.
>>84191206
>WHY DOESN'T SPIDER-MAN JUST RAPE THE GREEN GOBLIN
>>84191247
he'd just rape Gwen to get him back
>>84191193
>Tom Holland, 19 at filming Cap 3, Peter is 15, so is either in or starting high school
In highschool,. Sophomore year to be precise and is 16 (was 15 in CW). Since the MCU progresses in real time, each of his appearances will be in a separate year.
CW: Freshman
Homecoming: Sophomore
Avengers 3: Junior
Avengers 4: Senior
Spidey 2: College
>>84187683
"h-hey boys"
>>84191288
I don't get how a newbie spidey is gonna mess with Thanos.
It's not even a powerlevel thing, it just feels weird to have him there at all.
>>84191288
thanks anon, I wasn't sure so I just based it on average age people start high school
>>84187683
You're crazy. Sure, it looks flat-ish in this one, but man, would I want to press my face against that. I've never been this excited about Spidey, since I was 10yo, I knew that I wanted my Spidey as twink as possible and it's finally happening 14 years later. I'm having such a big crush on him right now. I love how he doesn't have that Hollywood picture-perfect look, but instead he looks like a normal teen boy.
>>84187683
The thicker lines on his arms look good to me. Makes him look articulated like a spider, and don't detract from the shape (it actually defines it a bit better)
The ones on his pants look weird, though. The one across his ass makes it look a lot flatter than what it already is.
Still, these are just gonna be the talking scenes, he's gonna look better in the battles. The only reason CW looked worse than average is because they spread their budget thin. Same thing happened in Ultron. Ant-Man looked great, and so did Iron Man 3, because they had dedicated budgets just for 1 kind of CGI.
>>84187718
He could be the next Wonder Woman
>>84191418
>I wasn't sure so I just based it on average age people start high school
Don't know where you're from, but the average kid in the US starts highschool at 14.
>>84191402
He won't be as new by the time that happens. At that point, he'll probably seem as out of place as most of the other protags.
>>84191603
I don't know. It makes more sense to me to imagine Hawkeye fighting cosmic than Spidey.
It's not about powerlevel, it's about something else I can't quite pick.
>>84191616
He's more experienced than Spidey.
>>84187683
It's time to buy one of these, Marvel.
>>84191288
>Actually thinking they'll take two years to release the next Spider-Man movie.
Plus nothing is confirmed about him being a sophomore in HC.
>>84187683
That's not an ass worthy of Spider-man.
>>84187683
Yo teach, Spiderman has a Gameboy in his Jansport!
>>84191630
And a good number of the MCU heroes (like Hawkeye) really don't have a problem with killing people when necessary. Whilst Spidey's more likely to pull his punches. If Thanos comes with say another Chitauri force, Peter's probably more likely to use methods that involve immobilizing or incapacitating. It'd probably have to take a near certain no other choice scenario of someone like May or maybe even Tony in immediate danger of death for him to go maximum-Spider and not hold back.
>>84187683
WHERE THE FUCK ARE HIS CALVES?!
>>84187683
Holy fuck.
Someone get him a squat rack.
>>84191603
oops, my bad, I meant most freshman are 15yo at the end of the schoolyear
Why the black lines though
I hope he gets more buff in future movies
>>84189636
No they're there in Civil War
>>84191288
>FreshmanSophomoreJuniorSeniorbullshit
why do Americans bother with this nonsense?
Just say the number of the grade. 9, 10, 11, 12. Clear and logical.
And then sometimes those terms are applied to years in college to make things even more confusing.
"oh I'm a sophomore" In what mother fucker? Just say numbers.
Really, literally, truly, what is the point?
Is it supposed to add some sort of cache?
A poetic term for parents to wistfully engage in nostalgic moments. "He's a senior now. I remember my senior year..."
Seems like an obnoxious upper-crust nomenclature that give the masses some vague sense of accomplishment.
A linguistic participation ribbon.
>>84191658
>Plus nothing is confirmed about him being a sophomore in HC.
He's 16 years old. If he's in highschool at 16, he's either a Sophomore or a Junior.
>Actually thinking they'll take two years to release the next Spider-Man movie.
Yeah, it will. The remainder of phase three has both Avengers movies, Thor 3, Black Panther, Ant-Man 2 and Captain Marvel coming out after Homecoming. Homecoming comes out in 2017. Phase 3 ends in 2019. So yeah, 2 years or more (since we don't know what they have planned for phase four) between.
>>84191921
Why do tumblroids need to pretend this doesn't make sense? The first required year of schooling is like an introductory year. Its like making fun of a book not labeling the prologue as chapter 1 just because another book did.
Other than that one year, the numbering is then just 1-12, just like how the Uk is 1-13.
>>84191854
>Just say the number of the grade. 9, 10, 11, 12. Clear and logical.
In some cases, we do. But in kinda informal scenarios I guess.
>Really, literally, truly, what is the point?
Truth be told, I have no fucking clue. And I don't think I know anyone who does. It's just what's always been and it's never been significant enough to question. Nobody here really gives a shit to ask why or change it.
>>84191854
Autism at its finest
>>84191854
What an odd thing to get salty about, Europanon.
>>84191924
They'll release another one in 2019 in the latest.
>>84191854
>>84191921
>he doesn't want to establish his place in the hierarchy
sure, numbers make sense, but titles carry weight.
>>84191983
I'm not American and I never thought it made sense way before tumblr was a thing.
>>84192051
>but titles carry weight.
Not if they don't make sense. Why is junior the second to last title? Why not the first? Why have two titles that indicated newness? What the fuck IS a "sophomore"?
>>84191854
saying you're a 9th grader or 12th grader sounds childish, we're used to hearing " -- grader" by children. for 8 whole years, so to continue that trend at 14-18 years of age is odd
>>84192108
Only if you're an insecure mess.
>>84187718
How he managed to make Mcguire's frame look good I have no idea.
>>84192106
freshman because high school is a new setting compared to middle school, even big ones (for me at least, school population jumped from about 500 in 8th to about 2500). juniors are second in line, like when you name your child after yourself. sophomore who the fuck knows
>>84187727
The ones on the legs are what bothers me. Look like they were drawn in with a sharpie just cause.
>>84192066
Christ, so as soon as i learn there is a difference between my culture and yours, i need to mock it and pretend there isnt a good reason as to why it is the way it is? Are you a limey? Why the hell are all those silly limeys getting in queues? Its called a line you stupid brits XDXDXD.
You a rusky? everyone with dashcams on their cars? they must all be paranoid!
You a Spaniard or Mexican? Lazy fucks, why is everything closed in the middle of the day?
Christ some things are just different because of their origin or the culture that surrounds it. Its shit like this and the "LOL Japan sure is weird isnt it?" that just confound the fuck outa me.
>>84192036
>They'll release another one in 2019 in the latest.
You mean earliest, whcih I very much doubt. Phase 3 ends with Avengers 4. It's set in stone at this piont. They may start filming Spidey 2 before Phase 3 is done, but I don't think it'll be out by then. These movies come out in the summer. If they're filming for it near around when Avengers 4 is being promoted/premieres, it'll probably be what kickes off phase 4 in the summer of 2020.
>>84191748
You picked a bad example there. Comic wise, Hawkeye is one of the most reluctant to kill mature heroes. Unless it's a Bendis-like OOC case, or a very, very, very desperate case. It's not like he hasn't, but he's unlikely to.
>>84192108
>so to continue that trend at 14-18 years of age is odd
not really.
You've got 12 sequential grades. To switch over to a word based ranking for the last third of that time makes less sense.
>we're used to hearing " -- grader" by children
Its just what you are accustomed to. There's no logic behind it.
>>84187683
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>>84192155
>The term may come from Greek σόφισμα (sophisma), “acquired skill, clever device, method"
>Or it might be a compound of the Greek words (sophos), "wise" + (moros), "foolish, dull"
Wikipedia is our friend
>>84191748
>maximum-Spider
oh man, some Marvel Super Heroes memories just came flooding back. some real good ones.
>>84187683
Come on, Marvel. It's not that hard.
>>84192155
Elementary, Middle and High schools aren't even the same grades within the same district or city sometimes.
They can be any of the following.
K-6, 7-9, 10-12
K-8, 9-12 with no middle school whatsoever.
K-7, 8-12 with no middle school whatsoever.
K-3 primary school, 4-6 elementary, 7-9, 10-12
And I am sure there are other combination out there I haven't seen.
>>84192415
fucking disgusting
boys with no ass a cute becauseit can get deeper.
>>84192391
So it basically either means smart or stupid.
And no one knows which.
And we are just all proudly calling our selves by this mystery term because some dead guys thought it sounded neat.
>The term sophomore is not used in the UK, Canada, Australia or any other English-speaking country, either in universities or elsewhere in general, so it may not be understood if an American student were to use the term elsewhere in the English-speaking world.
Ha!
>>84192286
But this isn't comics though. Hawkeye killed a shitload of Chitauri and Hydra goons in the movies with no hesitation at all. MCU Clint is seemingly not shy about killing.
But, if it makes you feel better, just replace Hawkeye with Widow in my earlier post or extra spider pottery.
>>84192516
Could just be a mixture of both, you've learned what you did in your first year as a freshman, wise in that regard, but are still foolish in comparison to the upperclassmen, who technically should know more than you at that level
>>84192461
>And I am sure there are other combination out there I haven't seen.
There's a K-12 school where I live.
>>84192627
>that poster
kek
>>84192627
>in association with Tumblr
Burn It to the Ground
>>84192732
I didn't bother reading the text on that.
>Deleting image from my computer
>>84192665
Is it a super small country town?
Like the modern equivalent of a one room school house?
>>84192665
>Having lolis and senpais in the same school.
This is how doujins happen.
>>84192627
Alright. MCU, got it.
>>84192834
>Is it a super small country town?
No, but it is the countryside. Several 'towns' are within it's district.
>>84192868
In the six years I've been where I am, I've not heard anything about relations between older and younger students. But students and teachers? There's something that happens at least once a year. Gym teacher got fired for having sex with a 17 year old, SRO got fired for the same thing, two teachers got fired for fucking in the teacher's lounge closet, 2nd grade teacher was charged with molesting a couple of his students and fled the area to the nearest city, ect.
>>84193071
Thats the thing though anon. The straight loli action happens, it just doenst get caught because no one expects it.
>>84193071
>Gym teacher got fired for having sex with a 17 year old
>2nd grade teacher was charged with molesting a couple of his students
Boys of girls?
>>84187683
>>84192341
You know, looking at the lines on the suit.. Am I the only one who gets the idea that whose were supposed to be where some kind of padding would go? Like when production was designing the suit they made it so that he'd have some kind of protection IF in the event like he got shot or something, and for some reason it didn't translate into the construction of the costume so the bits that would otherwise indicate potential padding somehow got left in?
>>84193130
For the gym teacher, the 17 YO was a girl.
For the 2nd grade teacher.. I think it was boys, but I'm not sure.
And yeah, the teachers in both cases were men.
>>84192627
>in cinemas maybe
lost
>>84192341
he's packin light
>>84187683
Holland is a better Peter/Spider-Man than Garfield, but his ass game is weak by comparison.
>>84192341
He has a nice body. Once he hits the 22, he's going to start to look beefer. Shame he doesn't have ass at all. But tights, arms and warst are beautifully proportioned, and his torso has the right shape.I'm a drawfag, I tend to look at those details.
>>84192146
Maguire's suit had padded and painted muscles. So that'd do it.
>>84194105
Hits the 22?
How do you calculate good body proportions? You just look real people to copy theirs? I'm learning to draw but bodies are still difficult.
>>84194230
Heads/body ratio, but to be quite honest, there's not magical recipe. Each individual has different proportions: it's not like each mature man has a 8,5/1 height. I also work with point to point proportions, i.e.: elbow to waist, nose and eye to ears, mont to jaw, etc. It usually works better to me, at least. I don't copy, because I've got a very bad eyesight and I cannot see details clear enough (and because it's more fun to just build the body, as if it were a lego, with polygons and lines).
My English isn't quite good. What I meant by "hits the 22" is that, as far as I've noticed, guys start to look like men and not teens once they turn 22-23 yo. And they're on their body peak, at least to my tastes, around the 35 until the early 40's. But that's more a matter of taste. The 22-23 yo is more something I've noticed. And I'm not a science person, to be honest.
>>84187683
>>84193176
No joke the costume sucks. How anyone can like it is beyond me. ASM and SM did it far better.
>>84194557
>8,5
I meant 7,5.
>>84194557
Cool, thanks.
Yeah, it's true. Even after 25, some still look like teens. Guys mature slower i suppose.
>>84187683
I hope they CGI his ass in.
Green screen those butt cheeks.
>>84194558
I like the colours. I like the eyes. (sixties spiderman cartoon was my first spiderman)
The lines make it suck. Lose the extrenous lines and it would be top tier.
dat ass
>>84192627
>that poster
whats with normies' obsession with that budapest shit?
