>Ultimate Sue dumped Ultimate Reed
>Ultimate Ben professes love to Ultimate Sue
>Ultimate Sue proposes to Ultimate Ben soon afterwards
>Several storylines involving yet another evil future version of Ultimate Sue later they learn from Ultimate Spider-Pig that Ultimate Franklin Richards needs to be born to save their universe
>Ultimate Sue is ready to rape and/or harvest Ultimate Reed's sperm to accomplish this
>She chooses another way
>Reed offers to impregnate her with Ben's sperm
>Ben does no know this until the baby is born
>The baby is a girl
>She has Ben's Wonder Man powers
>Their universe dies
Did 1610 deserve to go out like that?
That's sounds like the result of a week long contained fueled orgy for mentally unstable adults
>>84156428
Sounds like everyone stopped giving a collective fuck
>>84156428
What about the whole "A man in every port"?
>>84156428
Wait a goddam minute. 1610 Reed was a literal cuck? I thought people just called him that as a slur. Fucking Lmao.
Hol up.
Are we just going to pretend that that isn't the most dogshit art ever?
>>84156695
Sue dumped him because he saved the world and most of everyone on it instead of dying with her.
>>84156428
This happen?
Jesus...I mean jesus...Who thought this was a good idea. WHY DO PEOPLE WANT MAKE MR. FANTASTIC INTO A KEK! Venture brothers did it first.
>>84156701
I sure hope not.
The only thing I am mad at after peter died in ultimates is that they couldnt have ported jessica spider woman over. The only good clone of spider man they have ever made.
>>84156800
In the end, Sue was partially responsible for the death of their entire universe and Reed not only was one of the very few people that survived, but is now the only Reed Richards in 616.
So it all comes up alright for Ultimate Reed.
>>84156800
They weren't even together, so he's not a cuck.
>>84156859
They were, though.
Sue broke up with Reed saying that they were too young to be so in love n' shit together, that she wanted to enjoy her life more while she was still young, that she was jealous of her brother who dated a bunch of chicks and that she wanted to be a bit superficial like him and date a new guy in every ´port.
That was the actual text.
>>84156995
How does any of that make him a cuck?
>>84157041
Because he never stopped loving her.
>>84157074
That doesn't make you a cuck.
>>84157112
Yes, it does. NTR taught me so.
>>84156995
>>84157074
so like most memes, cuck has lost it's meaning
go read a dictionary before you pollute the anguage further
The Ultimate U got the fate it deserved.
Only Peter and his extended cast were really good people and one could argue they were put out of their misery by the end.
I guess Ultimate Reed made it over too but you could almost argue he deserved something after putting up with Ultimate Sue's shit.
>>84156701
You'll be very disappointed
>>84156518
The Marvel editorial retreat?
>>84156695
being dumped is not the same as being a cuck.
>>84156701
Buddy you are in for one wild ride.
>>84156846
>but is now the only Reed Richards in 616.
wait wut what happened to 616 reed
>>84157218
Wasn't he still madly in love with her and he literally put semen of another guy in her to get pregnant? If he wasn't technically a cuck he was all but.
>>84157256
Did we ever find out what the fuck happened with this issue?
The art is incredibly rushed and shit out and it wasn't solicited with this guest artist at all. Which you would think Marvel would have tried to capitalize.
And Allegri's art is shit in general but there are times where the colorist didn't even color inside the lines.And it hurts so much that it's essentially a shitty sequel to Soule's great She-Hulk run.
>>84156831
>The only good clone of spider man they have ever made.
Nice bait
>>84157290
>Wasn't he still madly in love with her
Said that when she was about to kill him the first time
>he literally put semen of another guy in her to get pregnant?
He impregnated her with her husband's sperm.
>>84157290
That's not what the word means nor how it works.
>>84157384
Leth probably didn't know She-Hulk was gonna be killed off during Civil War II.
>>84157256
>OH YEA BTW IM BI DIDN'T U NO?
There was no need to throw that in the readers face.
>>84157436
It's the hip thing to do nowadays, though. Just read this.
>>84157428
I doubt she did.
Is Shulkie even dead? Bendis has been vague it's all been MUH RHODEY.
>>84156428
I truly hate what they did with Sue, and all the following bullshit. I mean other than The Maker, that was some brilliant shit, right up till it was ruined by Humphries, with yet more bullshit from sue...
But oh my god, can we just stop talking about it. It was some horrible shit that never should have been.
>>84156670
Right until Ben randomly turned into good looking wonderman, literally out of fucking no where. Then she jumped on his dick, professing that they both loved eachother since the first time their eyes met. And it was just that selfish, evil, Reed that kept them apart.
Oh god it was horrible writing.
>>84157499
I'm pretty sure she flatlined, but this is one of the rare chances writers can turn mistakes into miracles because it hasn't been explained how Samson came back yet even though he was confirmed still dead earlier this year.
>>84157484
Haha wow.
Like no context at all.
No build up.
Just straight up "I'm x/y/z" bullshit.
>>84157279
Yeah, I'm wondering this as well. So 616 Reed is dead while 1610 Reed is alive in 616 Reed's universe?
Wow, I would've thought that that shit would've happened with Miles, with 616 Peter Parker being dead and Miles still being alive in 616 Peter's universe.
>>84157484
This has to be an edit. Right?
The last panel is a total non sequitur.
>>84157256
I dunno. It seems like these guys are just lowering the bar for artist to get into the comic book industry. Kind of a good thing, ultimately a bad thing.
>>84157649
It's 2016, what do you think?
>>84156428
Marvel really screwed this up. Sue and Reed are Marvel's most iconic couple. You simply can't have them NOT be together. Some things should remain absolute. Reed and Sue are first and foremost
>>84157700
Oh goddy, it's one of these threads.
>>84157647
>So 616 Reed is dead while 1610 Reed is alive in 616 Reed's universe?
616 Reed, Sue, Molecule Man, Dragon Man, and the Future Foundation kids are remaking the multiverse. Everyone thinks they're dead.
>>84156701
That would look a lot better if you used just one consistent font, so it doesnt look all disjointed and awkward
>>84157752
>>84157123
Well NTR is full of shit then
>every thread about marvel quickly devolves into dc fans bringing up random panels
this is getting old incredibly quick
>>84157769
>>84157791
>random
I dunno, Anon. There seems to be a theme to them, besides two out of five are from DC.
>>84157769
What?
Is this talking about how nobody uses red liquid tampon commercials?
>>84157765
Could they also put Molecule Man back with Marsha? I liked them
>>84157752
Is this a real page of a real comic or it got edited?
>>84157795
>>84157769
>>84157752
The 10s have absolutely no right to complain about the EXTREME POUCHES of the 90s, if this is going to be their trend
>>84157864
This is the writer on twitter, it's literally just so she could sneak the word tampon in, twice.
>>84157894
I know you won't believe me, but it's real.
>>84157894
It's real, her book was selling horribly and she wanted to stir shit up so it wouldn't get cancelled.
Her book got cancelled and she whined about it and blamed everyone else during the last issue.
>>84157894
You better believe it.
>>84157895
This will no doubt continue for the foreseeable future unless there is a sudden shift in the comic zeitgeist. Doesn't fucking help that the writer's views are being televised with the subtlety of a fucking trainwreck.
>>84157769
>>84157910
The absolute madwomanHow controversial would it be to write "pads" instead? Or are those more tame because you don't need to get them inside your vagina?
>>84157917
>>84157947
Jesus fucking christ!
>>84157588
She's in a coma. She'll be back by the end of the event, conveniently coming out of the coma just in time to chastise Carol for being a BIG MEANIE while Tony gets off scott free.
>>84156428
>Did 1610 deserve to go out like that?
Yes. And be thankful for it. It's one of the few good decisions Marvel (one of the worst publishers on this blue planet) has ever done.
Ultimate was such a shitty universe.
>>84157279
>>84157647
616 Reed became God.
>>84157981
It's the current year, mate. They're going for the Tumblr crowd.
>>84157976
I honestly had no idea Tampon was controversial at all.
In fact, I'd wager that she wasn't fought at all about the matter
>>84157976
The end panel from the issue just to top it off.
>>84157741
That's why shortly after this happened, their universe was blown up.
>>84156428
I still can't believe Ultimate Sue broke up with Ultimate Richards because he wasn't shallow enough and she wasn't ready for a committed relationship, preferring flings like his brother. Even if all of that was true, she should not have told Richards about it. Just saying she wasn't ready for commitment would have sufficed. No wonder Reed turned evil.
>>84158056
He only turned evil because a future version of U. Sue pushed him towards it. He would've just chilled with his family otherwise.
>>84158039
>I'M OK -- YOU'RE OK
what did they mean by this?
>>84158056
Oh, no, that's not why Reed turned evil. Reed turned evil because Sue from the future came back in time to tell Reed that him committing horrible atrocities would be the only way to avoid their universe getting blown up by the incursions.
Then the Ultimates had to fuck that whole plan up.
>>84158039
>>84158019
>>84157910
You know, it's weird.
You really want to prove that more women should be in comics, and you make shit like this.
You're basically just shooting your own cause right in the goddamned face when you pull this juvenile shit
Congrats, women, you're just as terrible at writing as Male comic writers
>>84158100
Dubs confirm, and yeah you know how feminists are very vocal about the men being the ones bitching about this, but in fact I see women being the ones more annoyed by this.
>>84158019
That's their big mistake, assuming all those hipster 20 something college girls actually read comics, instead of just posting Avengers gifs on their tumblr.
Honestly, just stop making comics. Just make movies, because this is embarrassing
>>84158091
Woman likes to be reaffirmed about their safety and well-being I guess.
>>84158080
>>84158094
>1610 Sue actually convinced Richards that if he didn't turn into a genocidal monster, that their entire universe would perish.
That just makes Sue sound even more of a cunt. Who threatens their ex with universal extinction if he doesn't turn genocidal? The entire universe's survival is predicated on Richards turning evil? There are no alternatives? Goddamn, why is the Ultimate Universe so edgy evil stupid. They're giving 40k a run for their money concerning most retarded chaotic stupid acts for mere survival.
>>84158200
I mean, it's a nice narrative to buy into, but Whor is selling reasonably well and those types have been known to spend tons on money, just look at feminist frequency. Who's to say we aren't stuck with this shit?
>>84157647
>616 Peter Parker being dead and Miles still being alive in 616
And what, justify Miles' existence as the successor of Peter Parker? Preserving core themes of Ultimate Spider-Man and creating a true evolution of the Spider-Man franchise?
Not happening. That would be an actually good idea and we can't have good ideas.
>>84158039
Outside of the last two years has their ever been a single comic in Marvel history where the female or POC heroes weren't treated with respect and dignity by their fellow heroes and the people in their world because they weren't white guys?
>>84158242
>The entire universe's survival is predicated on Richards turning evil?
No, all future versions of Ultimate Sue just happen to be evil cunts.
>>84157647
Spider-Man sells too much and adding another spin-off to the pile is just more marketable.
>>84158300
Bruh, they're constantly mansplained to. Don't invalidate their struggle against oppressive patriarchal norms
>>84158056
Wait, I just realized... Ultimates universe was weaker than 616 in every way, their Thor would get spanked by 616's Thor, their Cap less than 616 Cap in every way shape and form, and basically everything else was weaker... What if the whole reason they split up was because Sue was a weaker person that wasn't as loyal to their relationship as she is in 616?
>>84158383
Didn't she fuck Namor?
>>84157436
this is just baffling
>>84157175
Most likely
>>84158383
>their Cap less than 616 Cap in every way shape and form
What? That's one of the few where it's the other way around. Ultimate Cap is straight up super-human, unlike 616 Cap who is just peak human.
>>84158300
Not in any way other than when it's a very special episode about racism, where the racist would be the bad guy.
I don't understand these people, from the way they act, you'd think it's 1960 outside.
Being racist is like the biggest no-no in the western world right now.
>>84158383
I doubt it. Richards is a cuck. The only difference is 616 seems to tolerate it better. There's also pictures of Sue kissing Namor and her checking Black Panther out.
>>84157645
To be fair there were hints and build up during the run that she was trans and this is the moment where the reader learns the truth.
It's just kind of shit. It's not a bad way to reveal something in theory but it's clunky and the exposition doesn't really help and the next page is worse. I wish I had it.
>>84158449
And they make sure to remind you, but remember it's not racism against whites, that's mere backlash against oppression.
>>84158039
those books are entirely random and blatantly photoshopped in
>>84157279
>>84157647
I'm not an Ultimate reader, not even a FF fan, but 1610 Reed is evilz, right? Is he the maker?
>>84158537
>is he the maker
Yes.
>>84158488
there is literally a conversation about a sociopathic murderer and a woman recoving from a spinal injury that should leave her crippled for life.
I don't see how gender dysphoria figures into this.
>>84158506
>When the Nazi with a skellington face is the most rational guy in the room
>>84156428
I think you missed out 'Weird sexual torture'
>>84158475
>daredevil is facing away from everyone else
I see what they did there
>>84158506
I don't know why this triggers conservatards so hard. In the next page we see a guy get a bomb vest strapped to him.
Red Skull is a villain, this is a known quality. Yes what he's >implying
is reasonable on the face of it. Anyone with sense polices their borders and cherry picks immigrants so you get trained professionals and people with jobs set up before they enter your country.
But Red Skull is a villain so he's going to take a reasonable argument and stance and go full retard.
He started out as a Nazi who was too hardcore for hitler. and the Nazis started out as a response to the simple fact that Germany was so chaotic that any band of knuckle draggers who could restore order would be welcomed in.
Hitler was voted into Office. He was given dictatorial powers as an emergency measure. Why does one page about a guy using nationalism to get people to put on bomb vests surprise anyone?
>>84158506
>When I was a young man, there was a great war. Our two countries did not see eye to eye.
This is a smooth way to acknowledge that you were a commanding officer of the third reich
>>84158506
I don't care how evil people think it sounds, having uncontrolled borders is not only retarded, but immoral. Literally no advanced economy practices the concept of just letting any person enter the country, and applying amnesty will only encourage more illegal immigrants, while giving all the ones who actually paid and meet the country's stringent requirement the middle finger.
>>84157256
How does Marvel have more marketshare than DC? Not even trying to start a big 2 shitwar, I don't remember any DC book having art like this.
>>84156428
Anyone remember when they turned Iceman gay in order to check that minority off on their little list? When do you think Spider-man becomes trans, muslim-genderfluid individual?
>>84157152
I miss Ultimate Thor and Based Tony.
>>84158506
Jeeeezus! You morons are going to keep egging on every non-white person on Earth until racism against whites actually happens.
And when the shit goes down, and you finally understand for the first time what it really is, I hope you remember how much you whined like a bitch here and now about how fucking easy you have it.
Because you don't even know jack shit about how bad things can, and I damned well hope DO, become for you as a "minority".
So you got your answer now, are we done with your little /pol/ conversation? Can someone talk some /co/ again without the weak white whining?
>>84157700
Why isn't she a walking tumor?
>>84158672
That doesn't mean that when you have a huge number of people living in your country illegally deportation is the answer.
The choice really is not or should not be between open borders and mass deportations.
>>84158506
>It's a Yoko Taro tells the exact same kind of story but better episode of /co/
>>84158574
Hence why I said in theory.
In theory Babs revealing her secret about being in a wheel chair, and then the tranny revealing her secret is fine. In context it's two secrets being exchanged after a bit of build up.
The way Gail did it is just clunky and awkward as fuck.
>>84157999
It was bretty gud until Ultimatum.
>>84158674
The artist is a somewhat popular cartoonist. She just did a really shit job for some reason.
>>84158672
It doesn't help that Europe did a shit all job of vetting the immigrants.
I wonder what a real Syrian would say about not getting to escape ISIS because they just let any funny speaking brown person in without actually checking whether or not they're just some Pakistani who wanted a free ride to the Krautreich.
It's exactly like this >>84158100
When you go about things the wrong way, and then get mad when people are upset about it, you're going to get backlash.
>>84158636
Please the writer is a massive liberal, and really politically active. He uses Red Skull as a mouth piece about politics and paints, in this case, Trump being a borderline nazi, but it could be anybody not wanting to be swarmed by muslim immigrants.
>>84158588
He literally pulled a "We're not so different" speech on a Jewish Mutant Holocaust-Survivor. Red Skull is savage, all while not even caring of the consequences of publicly identifying with the Nazis.
Reminder when someone says "NOT ALL MUSLIMS," respond to them that they sound like the people who defend rapists by going "NOT ALL MEN." Blow their fucking pea brains
>>84158707
>That doesn't mean that when you have a huge number of people living in your country illegally deportation is the answer.
Yes it does. What the fuck is your solution? Giving them citizenship since the first thing they did when entering the country was breaking the law?
>>84158752
That is really only kind of what he's doing.
Red Skull in that page speaks a lot more eloquently than Trump, but Spencer is making the point that nationalism and fear are great tools for getting people to blow themselves and other people up.
>>84157769
I'd just like to point out that this girl is attempting to knock a cop off a building because he had the audacity of offering her a juicebox and the man would have died had Mockingbird not saved him. At no point in this issue this is portrayed as wrong.
>>84156428
What in the absolute fuck did I just read
>>84157910
This is presumably the writer.
She's more smug than Jim Butcher, how is that even possible
>>84158684
Bendis once again proving he has no business writing comics. He did a couple decent street level issues. Now we have him bringing the young xmen back from the past and stranding them in the future. If that's not enough of a continuity issue you have taking 'boring' complex issues about Bobby's womanizing habits and how they get in the way of him having a meaningful relationship and replace them with jean grey mindraping young!bobby into being gay.
>>84158719
I don't know how the same person who wrote suicide squad wrote this.
Her racial nonsense was just as stilted and clunky.
what the fuck is going on in that stupid woman's head?
>>84158765
Wait, Magneto isn't an ironic comment on the nature of power through Nazi allusion and imagery anymore?
>>84158475
That is Richards stuck in Doom's armor. He had to pretend to be Doom for a while so he could try to figure out a way of getting out of his armor. Meanwhile Doom was Conan-ing it up on an alien planet with a pelt covering his face.
>>84156428
If I remember right Sue was going to outright leave him sterile or something with the extreme method she was going to use to extract the semen (she even had a scalpel ready). She couldn't stand the thought of just having him jack off into a cup and Reed simply saved his own ass by suggesting to Sue that love will triumph in the end or some other shit.
>>84158765
The Magneto paralleling the Nazis has been around basically since they wrote the backstory in for him.
Having an actual Nazi say it is just icing on the cake.
It's astonishing that something written 30 or so years ago for children is that considerably well written, what with Magneto being evil despite having the most sympathetic backstory, is amazing when these modern comics, which are ostensibly aimed at adults, are written in the most black and white way possible.
It really is like watching the death of a medium.
>>84158686
"Unworthy" Thor is starting to remind me a lot of Ultimate U Thor.
Odd given that he was (presumably) outside of the known universe during the post-SecretWars3 merge...
>>84158783
Again, just because I think you're wrong doesn't mean I have the answer.
Anyway, I'd say you're putting far too great a weight on the law. Breaking the law is a pretty normal thing to do, especially if the law is stupid or if your life depends on it. I don't give a shit about the law-breaking part.
>>84158695
>Because you don't even know jack shit about how bad things can, and I damned well hope DO, become for you as a "minority".
Yep, that's a leftist for you. Preaching tolerance when they're the underdog, but in reality just wanting to be the person with the whip. And that's why Europe shouldn't take people in, it forsters a resentment in the minority by the simple virtue of them not being the majority.
>>84158765
God, just look at Mag's face. You know he's trying to rationalize his actions, but realizing he's no better than the people who oppressed him.
>>84158752
Comparing Johan Shmidt to Trump is giving Trump far too much credit. The Red Skull has a history of speaking eloquently, inflicting terrible violence on his enemies, and serving as a figure head for multiple criminal and terroristic organizations.
Trump has problems stringing sentences together, looks absurd, and has a history of sending letters to TV stations with official letterheads complaining that they make his hands look too small in the footage they use.
Yes, the writer is politically active and isn't on your spectrum of the absurdist scene we call american politics.
Why does a single page with the Red Skull bluntly displaying the ancient truism that nationalism and fear are some of the oldest tools to get people to commit violence trigger you so much?
Why do you associate a character known to be violent, evil, and most of all, competent with the clown that is trump?
>>84158743
Well, that post was a clear rules violation.
So much for this thread.
/pol/ kills another.
>>84158879
I don't want to be the person with the whip, man, I just want somebody to whip you.
>>84158893
>Trump has problems stringing sentences together
He's intentionally structuring his sentences, on the fly, to avoid polysyllabic words and always end on a noun or verb. This gives him a punchy style popular among his demographic.
>>84158789
It's obvious that he draws parallels between muslim extremists and far right nationalist but the suicide west is too on the nose. Muslims almost have a pantent on that shit.
Since Marvel is touching on such current events have they ever portray muslims in such a negative light as they so often do christian white conservatives? I mean just, what? Yesterday once again 40 people were killed in an Islamic terror attack.
>>84158798
Didn't she also kill a couple of other men, but since they were kinda assholes that was somehow not that bad a thing?
>>84159000
Yes.
>>84158937
that's a funny way of saying it sounds like he's stuttering and says whatever pops into his head then and there. If there's calculation there it's not obvious. Man looks worse than a clown, clowns are performers going for a calculated response.
He literally just goes on stage and says whatever he feels like saying. At least other would be politicians can lie coherently and consistently.
>>84159014
If they could then they would have the nomination already.
>>84158932
In your mind I suppose that's much better. Like a moderate muslim not wanting to kill infidels, but they'll let the more extremes ones do it. GG, dude.
>>84159050
That doesn't even make sense.
And no. I just would like you to experience something like role reversal. But I don't want to take on your role because I find you and it repulsive.
>>84156428
The only thing I liked about Ultimate was Jessica and she is dead! Should had bought her over to 616 but nope, it had to be Bendis's token black Spider-man.
>>84159216
And what role do I take in his little stage play we call life?
>>84158695
>heh
>>84158844
I am reading Victorian era literature intended for children during that period, and I cannot believe the level of vocabulary and writing complexity utilized by the authors. The books are intended for an audience far younger than me, but I would classify the reading level as senior high school level, and I still find some pages difficult to comprehend. It amazes me how different the reading educational standards were back then.
>>84159394
That's the point. You don't learn something knew by being exposed to ideas you're already comfortable with, which our current school system does. To reach levels above your level you have to be exposed to them constantly.
>>84158506
If you go in any nazi site they will be saying similar things, so it's not out of character, even if not only nazis say this.
But oh no, it is also similar to your opinion! Better post with the #hailhydra tag like casual readers who got offended was proposing.
>>84158695
>until racism against whites actually happens.
>actually happens
>>84156846
>the only Reed Richards in 616The Maker comes in slices
>>84158832
>That is Richards stuck in Doom's armor. He had to pretend to be Doom for a while so he could try to figure out a way of getting out of his armor.
That sounds like my fetish
>>84158613
I don't
>>84159628
Just use your radar sense to figure it out. :^)
>>84159628
I got you senpai.
>pic related
>>84158844
>It's astonishing that something written 30 or so years ago for children is that considerably well written, what with Magneto being evil despite having the most sympathetic backstory
And he was created by Jewish people, which is something people forgot when mentioning that same case with the whole Captain HYDRA bullshit.
>>84159440
Having a border and not wanting sharia is almost nazism.
>>84159014
And yet the Republican candidates opposing Trump were completely obliterated by the number of votes who sided against them. Trump's closest candidate was a religious extremist zealot who advocated illegalizing abortion, prohibiting all forms of same-sex marriage/civil unions, supporting the Patriot Act, the death penalty, and the War in the Middle East. Republicans, especially the more secular, nonviolent types, weren't given a real option this time. It was either Trump or the nutjob who believes abortion is murder, but capital punishment is morally acceptable.
>>84159814
These days liberals will call anyone disagreeing with socialism a Nazi. It's completely ironic, really. :^)
>>84158506
You could argue that one of Hitler's biggest problems was that he didn't respect borders.
Especially Poland's.
>>84158708
It's not too hard to beat most /co/ things considering the pure quantity of shitty comics.
>>84159857
that says more about how absurd the american two party system is than anything else.
and I'd support capital punishment even if I am Pro-Choice but it turns out capital punishment is a waste of time and money. The appeals process draws things out to an absurd degree. (lets not start questions of innocence, that's a different conversation) Then you get the fact that, thanks to modern people being pretty fucking squeemish we've come up with a genuinely horrifying way to kill a person but it's bloodless so even if it is slow and terrifying that's okay. Finally you have the people who are bluntly paid to kill someone else, the effect that has on their psyche, their mental health bills, oh and the lasting trauma of knowing you killed a guy. (even if he did arguably deserve it.)
what gets me about a lot of Extreme Right Wing positions in america is how on the face of it they say they're about not wasting money but you have obstructionist legislation against abortion and a burgeoning prison system that wastes time and money.
Never mind the morality a lot of this crap is bluntly wasting tax dollars. Spending money putting homeless people in shelters is a waste. Spending money on a machine that poisons prisoners so people don't have to (oh it has a shoddy track record btw) is worthwhile.
>>84157947
Who was the writer?
>>84157795
>>84158674
Star Wars
>>84159426
Here's something "knew" for you - it's new.
>>84157894
That question is invariably asked when that page appears. It's entirely real, I am afraid.
The series was 100% cringe.
>>84157973
>Be married and deeply in love with Titania
>Think feminism is invalid
That does not compute.
>>84158684
Were any gays pissed off about this, I wonder?
>>84158773
But those are both absolutely true.
>>84158800
That's funny! That's exactly what WE said, only it took us several months!
>>84158835
...But does UltiReed even HAVE semen? He doesn't have organs anymore.
>>84158932
That's how rich white slave owners used to do it.
Seriously, what is the level here?
>>84159216
>I just would like you to experience something like role reversal.
Well, what is your role?
>>84156428
I'm glad I never got into Ultimate.
>>84157256
I don't mind the art being like this for a single issue. It's kinda cute, though it wouldn't work for a full arc
Regardless of the universe, Sue is a slut.
>>84157795
But if he "mansplains" while compelled by the lasso, doesn't that mean he's right?
>>84157155
that is an intentional art style bro.
>>84162777
>actually thinking this
>>84158846
Are the new Thor comics for girls?
Cause unworthy Thor looks like a manslut
>>84158846
Is the new Thor comic for girls?
Cause unworthy Thor looks like a manslut
>>84162777
Well it's intentionally bad.
>>84158695
You have to go back.
>>84158868
>Breaking the law is a pretty normal thing to do
Melanin-enriched gentleman detected. No it's fucking not.
>>84158056
The best past of it is that Ultimate Johnny Storm is fifteen and has never had a girlfriend. The last time he tried to go on a date he set on fire and scared her off.
>>84157112
That's the literal definition of a cuck
>>84157394
That is some cuck shit right there
>>84156428
that is some moon over june level art there.... fuck thats awful
>>84157484
Haha how pissed off do you think her brother will be when he realizes he's been dating a man?
>>84157647
Why would marvel kill off their biggest property to replace him with miles?
>>84157700
>57 x rays and I still wasn't radioactive
That's because you are a stupid fucking bitch you dumb cunt. X rays make you irradiated, not radioactive. X rays are polarized radiation. You need to be neutron bombarded to become radioactive
This is why no one takes women in science seriously you dumb cunt
>>84157795
I think this is a double reverse trolling that shows how man's planning is always correct
>>84158268
>get betas to give you $100,000 sof you can buy less than $1,000 in games
>promise a bunch of episodes and make like 5 in 4 years
>embezzle the rest of the money but know no one will question you because you have a vagina
>>84158695
You do realize we have all the guns right?
Like of there ever was a race war there are 7 year old white girls who can shoot better than most colored adults
>>84158707
We don't want mass deportations because it's the only option. We want it because it pisses off Mexicans the most.
Also illegals cost tax payers $200,000,000,000 per year
>>84159219
My little clone can't possibly be this cute.
>>84156701
Could be worse
>inb4 stylistically designed to be that way
>>84164261
Knowing the comic book industri he will come of as an enlightened liberal not paying even a moment's thought to it to showcase the reader what the proper reaction to such a thing is.
>>84158695
>You morons are going to keep egging on every non-white person on Earth until racism against whites actually happens.
Now I'm not American, so correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't 20% of hate-crimes against whites?
That's of course not talking about white people in other countries.
>>84158893
>has $10 billion and like a 97% success rate on his companies
>not smart andcompetent
I bet if I point out how Obama hates the constitution you will call me a racist and cite his degree as a constitutional lawyer
>>84158970
>>84158970
Nope, just like they won't do an issue about how dems want to use secret lists to deny people their rights or how nj state dems just passed a bill effectively banning hand guns if Christie signs it, which they did right after passing 3 big bills over gas tax, minimum wage, and Uber so no one would notice
>>84159394
Yea because only like 10% of the population could read
>>84159857
Abortion is murder and capital punishment is fine. Now I don't want to ban abortion because only poor people and whores get abortions and kids raised by single mom's turninto criminals. But it's still murder.
I'm anti Patriot act, but I'd prefer no gay marriage sof that they can't joint file taxes or get medical benefits because it will end up costing me more money
>>84160089
They should just hang people. And three prison system is great. Why else do you think the crime rate has dropped by 50% since 1990?
>>84164606
Color is the biggest issue with millar's work
Things like wolverine and sin city look amazing
>>84158033
It's really no more controversial than talking about your shit from this morning. Yeah, lots of people do it and it's normal but I don't need to hear about it every day. I don't bring up what my used toilet paper looks like in everyday conversation not because people don't feel comfortable about the topic of toilet paper, I don't bring it up because nobody cares or should want to care other than my doctor because it's my human waste. That's all menses is, human waste
>>84157394
Didn't he hate her after she tried to kill him with a brain bubble?
>>84163128
>What is jaywalking?
>>84165585
Something done by minorities in cities
>>84164762
>a non sapient lump of cells has more rights than people who can object to their treatment
>I literally want to hoard something as basic as the rights that spouses take for granted because I don't understand taxation and want a justification for making someone else's life worse just because I can
>>84165958
>convicted criminals having rights
>implying someone isn't going to have to subsidize gay marriage and gay health insurance
>>84166023
>subsidize marriage
What the fuck
>>84166037
Of you are married you joint file your taxes which gives you a deduction and you get your spouses heath insurance.
Someone has to pay for the lost money the gays are saving
>>84166165
So we should just ban marriage altogether? It would save you money, after all
>>84165958
>non sapient
Given a month or nine, not really.
>>84166305
Yes
![[audible anger].png](https://i.imgur.com/slyVKvn.png "[audible anger].png")
>>84162280
Oh yes, having a heterosexual girl tell you your gay like she has a fucking clue is insulting and then proceed to tell older Bobby that his past relationships did not work out because he was in the closet pissed me off; you can't change the fact that Bobby fucked and loved those girls by saying he was incompetent at relationships
>Maybe I'm bi?
>Nope
>mfw
I seriously don't know why Bobby did not blow up at her right on the spot. Coming to terms with your sexuality is a painful process no matter who you are and for her to outright dismiss his thoughts on it is an outright cuntish thing to do.
Instead of writing a story of pathos where Bobby falls in love with a man and it causes deep angst within him because he had ideas of what he thought he would be attracted to I get:
>Iceman is gay for no raisin
>>84166744
It shows that Jean is already going on the dark phoenix villain path and is a huge cunt just like prof x
>>84165679
Do you live in hillbilly town grandpa
>>84164724
it was over 80% in England during the 19th century
>>84162280
>But those are both absolutely true
I understand that you want to be a rational person when it comes to muslims, but the difference is that the majority of men don't condone rape, in fact it's considered one of the worst crimes by everyone even other criminals, meanwhile the majoriy of moderate muslims directly or indirectly supports the actions of the extremists.
>>84156428
No, and furthermore it's completely terrible on a number of levels and should never have even been taken seriously as a potential course of events in editorial discussions.
It's just astoundingly bad and offensive and..
Yeah.
This just should never have happened.
I'm pretty sure a lot of the things Marvel has been doing are sheer incompetence, really. The notion that one or more people with editorial power are intentionally fucking things up just seems more unlikely. (If not completely impossible. Still, very unlikely)
>>84159000
She wasted an entire news crew and I think a few cops. She was holding her friends in a telekinetic bubble four stories above the ground. I get that it is shitty to be a teen at that age and probably even shittier to suddenly develop mutant or inhuman powers or something, but I don't think all of that was her being unable to control her abilities. I think that was her being on edge and lashing out and people fucking died. She's going to go to jail for at least a while for that.
>>84158449
You 've got a guy running for presidency saying America should build a wall to repel Mexicans and block Muslims from entering the USA on the basis that they are Muslims and you think racism is something from the 60s?
And yes, you can control your borders and not accept any immigrants without the need to build a wall.
>>84157910
>She's making a pt.
I think she meant "I'm making a point. I barely knew any female superhero growing up"
>>84158100
This picture could easily describe a lot of male characters. Like in Die hard, James bond, Bourne, Uncharted... There's a ton of hero doing stupid shit like this.
>>84164762
>but I'd prefer no gay marriage sof that they can't joint file taxes or get medical benefits because it will end up costing me more money
Why not be against every type of marriage then?
>>84157973
>nearly tries to kill she-hulk their first encounter
>hey girl power lady thor.
>>84169040
But walls works, ask Israel.
>>84157155
I can hear the smacking, saliva and fart noises coming from the left panel
>>84169781
That's the thing, building a wall wouldn't solve the problem. Illegal immigrants crossover into Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, and California through tunnels, sea-tunnels, boats, shipping containers, commercial trucks, etc.
It'd be like building a wall around your garden to keep birds from walking in.
>>84157155
Those look like the exact same level of art skill, you just don't like because she's not pretty
Does everything have to be waifu material?
>>84164657
>Now I'm not American, so correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't 20% of hate-crimes against whites?
Then they should also deport a lot of blacks to Africa, actually, why USA did not do that when they "freed" them?
>>84170051
i don't know how to tell you this anon, but even ugly girls should hav a decent anatomy invluding boobs and hips
also look at the belt the 4chan guy did a decent job and added a bit of detail the artist hired by marvel just doodled it
>>84157256
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>>84158684
BUT GUISE
IT'S THE (((CURRENT YEAR)))Holy shit fuck this planet
>>84157256
>a perfectly respectable x-men villain
>turned into this
fuck nowadays comics... just fuck them all
>>84157256
is that supposed to be the same arcade that was wrecking powered kids during avengers arena?
>>84169201
Yes, but no one has ever described Arnold as a strong male character.
That's the contention.
>>84170051
She is a fictional character, if being ugly isn't a significat part of the character it might as well be pretty or at least non disgusting looking.
When can't the consumers complain when something doesn't satisfy them?
>>84169040
Neither Mexicans nor Muslims are a race.
>>84158019
>>84157769
I don't get it, what are we not talking about tampons? Girls don't know they exist?
>>84158521
>blatantly photoshopped in
Oh, how I wanted it to be true.
>>84157499
>Is Shulkie even dead?
According to the text inside the cover of I think Civil War II #2, she's in a coma. Which is clearly a hasty asspull, as she blatantly shown flatlining previously.
