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Hey kids, its time for another Bendis-ing! And booooy does it get pretty Bendisey than usual!
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>>84138904
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>>84138904
Bendisey?
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>>84138916
Means there is another one of Bendis's pet characters or plotpoints in this issue.
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>>84138935
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I thought Ganke was normal and had hots for Gwen.
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>>84138944
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Already out?
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>>84138955
>It's a "I'm respecting your son's privacy, but as a wiser parental figure I'm going to barge in anyways" type of drama
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>>84138985
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Gawd, they are still going with this shitty mob boss direction for Felicity.
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>>84139022
And all this because SpOck punched your tooth out and arrested you.
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>>84139010
I think the last panels would've been better without the thought bubbles
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>>84139032
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>>84139006
That venom blast thingy might be a tad OP, might as well be shocker with spidey powers
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>>84138944
Miles should give her the dick
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>>84139010
What exactly is unlucky about that? Black Cat doesn't block powers.
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>>84139032
Superior Spider-man was a mistake.
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>>84138955
>Momma Morales not letting herself get dragged into Bendis speak
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>>84139032
No they just gave a some what better explanation in Silk. She was retiring from both villainy and heroing after aguiring a sizable nest egg. After she was caught it was all gone and all her heroing didn't get her anything.
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>>84139044
He tried to shoot web with hand he didn't have web shooter on, I guess.
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>>84139041
But anon, as soon as another black teen hero comes around, she'll want to replace black Spider dick.
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This shit is getting dumber and dumber each page. It really makes me sad that people are paying for this.
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Does Bendis know that hammerhead is an adamantium android?
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>>84139057
>Rebirth

Kay, I laughed
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>>84139006
Did they actually take a Venom blast or dodge it?
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>>84139057
I see the police station gag is still going
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>>84139040
>tad OP
Did you miss Miles oneshotting Blackheart with it?
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>>84139054
Well.... Now I don't know how if I should feel sorry for her or something
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>>84139056

Are you retarded? >>84138985
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>>84139057
>rebirth
no, it can't be...
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>>84139041
Not only would she most likely be even crazier up close that unnatural obsession is just creepy
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>>84139084
Oh hey, I've seen her before. She's on that Netflix show.
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>>84139056
So she didn't even use her powers because he wasn't even wearing webshooters?
So her power didn't even matter.
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>>84139079
No, but what point are you trying to make here?
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>>84139073
>I keep wanting out but they keep dragging me back in
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>>84139095
Well, bump for people who haven't read it and whatnot. Be back next month for a tie-in to a down the drain nonsensical sequel event.
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>>84139072
That's using it on a monster with strange biology, not being Jesus in an explosion.
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>>84138971
>>84139095
she gon /ss/ Miles?
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>>84139057
Ok, now Bendis is just throwing a tantrum because Rebirth sold more than CWII...
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>>84139097
He has a web shooter on other hand. Miles' bad luck probably was that he used the hand without web shooter on, even though he would've caught her if only he used other hand.
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>>84139046
duh
Superior should of applied to an ok hero that has just never tried reaching their potential. Spider-Man handles stuff out of his weight class on a daily basis. Like what if there were Superior Nova, finally with the ability to command respect. Or Magik all demon-ed out. Or Black Knight's sword all of a sudden starts controlling light and will make the daytime turn dark.
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Who else should of been Superiored instead of Spidey?
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>>84139095

Why is she suddenly on everyone's speed dial, I mean i get the business, she was just the star of a popular show, but from a story perspective why is she suddenly in demand so much.
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>>84139097
I don't think you get how luck works
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>>84139123
Well her main competition is Jessica 'Fuckup' Drew.
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>>84139095
It would have been her or drew, honestly I wouldn't doubt it was a coin flip (or someone realizes that she has enough shit on her plate with the baby and world hopping adventures)
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>>84139107
It is the power that improvises. Not unlike Bendis himself. He might as well be the Sentry the way this shit works.
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>>84139073

Silk tends to make you feel bad for her, especially the latest issue. It was pretty good.
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>>84138944
I wonder how this chick would react if Miles ever gives Ms.Marvel the ol venom sting...
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>>84139183
It's not fair.jpg
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>>84139183
As an SJW she would be forced to smile, but the basic female instict to claim he hubando would cause a split personality, then she gets doused in radioactive waste or super drugs or whatever is the popular power giver.
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>>84139183
She's a parody of tumblr, so she'd be disappointed he's not gay.
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When is Bombshell coming back?
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>>84139057
that's kinda funny I guess idk. This issue was kinda of a mixed bag.
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>>84139056
>>84139044
The "Luck" was Felicia completely evading Miles' OP shock-web bullshit when no one else in the room could.
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>>84139257
She causes bad luck for others, not good for her.
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>>84139244
boi that girl is dead and it sucks so much

fuck black cat is an annoying character I forgot how boring she was as a character.
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>>84139272
No, Bombshell is in 616, she appeared for like 2 pages in Spider-Man 3, but not in costume.
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>>84138945
Ultimate Gwen's entire universe died with her in the final Incursion, 616 Gwen is still dead, and I don't know if Ganke has seen Spider-Gwen at all.
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>>84139054
>>84139073
>>84139140
It's almost as if good writers establish solid, rational motivations (within the context of the character's logic and personality) for why badguys do what they do??
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>>84138918
this looks like the beginning of a bara porn
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>>84139278
I mixed her with ms marvel. (forgot she didn't have her shapeshifting powers anymore)
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>>84139305
was ganke always this ugly?

i remember him being somewhat cute when he was younger.
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>>84139270
>She causes bad luck for others, not good for her.
"Unluckily for Miles, his OP godhax sting-web bullshit just narrowly missed giving Felicia's shiny pvc-clad posterior the shocker of her life."
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>>84139123
She's probably only just started going back to work after taking time off to be a full time mother and wife.

I wish she'd hire Patsy. They had fun interactions in that issue of Hellcat
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>>84139294
>inb4 Ganke x Gwenpool
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>>84139294
Does Miles remember Ultimate Gwen?

Does he feel bad that she wasn't one of the people that Molecule Man sent with him? Is Spider-Gwen a constant reminder?
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>>84139305
Yeah, I'm waiting for this since Goldballs appears. Also, "Goldballs", what a gay pornstar name...
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>>84139317
Too bad you can actually she her jumping away from it.
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>>84139336
ultimate gwen is dead

i'm kinda confused now was the thing with the fingerprints suppose to be callback that that's not this universe miles morales or was it that shield have erased his personal information.
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>>84139244
Bendis said in the civil war arc
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>>84138971
Spider-Milf is looking hot
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I don't hate Bendis the way /co/ does but everything about this is really bad. At least the art is good.
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>>84139374
The shield thing going by Hill and Skinny powerman
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>>84139057
I guess Bendis can't make jokes about 616 events now that Miles is part of that universe, huh?
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>>84139416
It's because Bendis knows he'll sell even if he phones it in. These past 6 issues could have been told in half the time it took, but he just keeps stretching things out so that he can kill time for the next event.
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>>84139073
I seriously thought it was Judge in the last panel. As if he was a secret agent spying on Miles.
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>>84139362
If you look closely you'll notice that everyone in the room is actually jumping away from it.
Felicia, however, is the only one that seems to have invincibility frames, tho.
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>>84139473
At least he is only raping his own characters for now.
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>>84139473
I don't even have a problem with the pacing it's just everything happening being dumb and contradictory and pointless.
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>>84139313
>was ganke always this ugly?
He was sort of cute when Marquez was drawing him when he grew up but Pichelli started drawing him again as she originally designed him, but older. And his original design was definitely an ugly kid.
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>>84139032
>You're a vigilante

What? Since when has that mattered in the Marvel universe?
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>>84139513
She's pointing out Miles can't actually arrest her, since he's not a cop
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>>84139095
>Drawn completely different than how she looks in other books

Woo consistency.
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This seemed like an ok issue,vthe main problem for me being that OP venom sting or blast or whatever.
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sad that this is what miles story is now fucking boring slow and literally nothing happens.

He's literally better being a side character.
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>>84139528
Seems like nitpicking since he could still drop her off at the station and I'm sure they could charge her with something.
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>>84139549
zero balls on screen
0/10
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>>84139549
That's always been the main problem with Miles, unfortunately.
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>>84139006
Oh, good, I was really looking forward to seeing the super venom blast again.
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>>84139528
Citizen's arrest
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>>84139556
well her saying that wasn't the reason why she escaped.

miles couldn't find her because stupid plot reason.
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>>84139123
She's power man's wife. That should be a popularity boost at the very least in NYC, and among minorities.
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>>84139073
>speak highly of him

For doing what? This pat on the back crap needs to stop
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>>84139136
Dakota North is still alive
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>>84139095
Does Luke know about Miles being Spiderman? Since, y'know, all black super heroes are a big family.
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might as well ask it here, i started reading ASM from the beginning, currently on issue 52. So far I like it, but I know that it's bound to turn to shit in the future. At what point should i drop spidey? I know One More Day is fucking horrible, but from what I hear, superior and onwards was pretty good.
Sorry for being a newfag
why did Ditko leave? was it really just cause he got mad that SL jewed him? Or is it really the green goblin thing?
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>>84139057
>Quaid

That's another USM character now in the main universe.
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>>84139556
Well she's an escaped convict
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>>84139597
Hua HAHAHA HAAA

Fuck Nick Spencer
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>>84139593
There was that time he took out that uber demon after it floored the rest of the Garage Avengers
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>>84139602
After Back In Black, read One Minute In Time for the new status quo, then skip to Gauntlet and read from there
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>>84139513
Usually as an excuse for why criminals are captured one week and out the next.
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>>84139586
Do you think minorities just love the idea of a white woman and a black guy together?
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>>84139602
80s is great. Avoid the 90s like the plague, post OMD isn't that bad, Dunno if recommending JMS is a good idea since most of his ideas go nowhere and he ruins Gwen pretty hard. Pre-superior is decent, Superior is a wild ride and /co/ loves to hate on it, dunno about current spider-man
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Thanks, OP. Other than Miles winning via venom blast yet again, I don't think this issue was too bad. At least Ganke owned up to being a dick for telling Goldballs about Miles.
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>>84139694
>90's
why is it bad? Isn't that the whole civil war and the symbiote arc? i1m looking forward to that shit, I watched the 90's cartoon and I loved it.
I know that they rectonned so gwen fucks osborn and has two kids.
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>>84139693
Well, according to boondocks, yeh.
But I'm angry since there's barely any brown girls around Marvel. It's all white women. Bless Kamala being a brown qt.
It's like Marvel is afraid of them.
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the art is disgusting, feels like I'm reading a webcomic
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>>84139712
why is it bad?
Clone saga.
Civil War is also 2000s
Symbionte arc is late 80s I believe, or at least very early 90s. Might be wrong.
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>>84139725
>the art is disgusting
complain all you want about the writing, but don't fucking dare to insult pichelli, you blind cockmonger with shit taste.
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>>84139006
>only did that once before
Okay, what the fuck exatly does he remember, because the only other time he did that was when ultimate doom and Hydra kidpapped him?
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>>84139740
not the same dude but this issue felt kinda rushed compared to earlier issues.

still great though.
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>>84139727
Oh is that the part where everyone has fucking clones and then marvel tried to set up a new status quo with Ben, and saying that peter was the clone all along or something?
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>>84139114
He's been doing this police station gag for years in Ultimate
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>>84139740
I hate the paneling.
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>>84139095
Isnt she a housewife now?
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>>84139715
It's not entirely true at least for me growing up in NYC, me and the other minorities never seemed to care.
But we do need more delicious brown in comics, I just don't think they'll sell well if they're not tied to a more famous hero.
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>>84139764
yep, and then it goes full energizer bunny and it keeps going and going and going
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>>84139804
>But we do need more delicious brown in comics, I just don't think they'll sell well if they're not tied to a more famous hero.
I think it's the perfect time to introduce brown girls in comics now that PoC representashun and all that tumblr crap is big.
Also Ms America is pretty hot but also very shitty.
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>>84139839
she's the type that make it her life goal to make it clear she's not interested in real life sex only fanfiction.
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>>84139839
But we see how badly Marvel is at minority heroes. Even if you're making them to pander at least try not to make so obvious.
But shit man even with my bitching I'd still take some more brown girls.
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>>84139932
>But we see how badly Marvel is at minority heroes. Even if you're making them to pander at least try not to make so obvious.
I wish they hired passionate people and let them work in peace. I don't care if they do a huge pandering campaign to attract readers like THE FIRST WHATEVER GROUP THAT IS CURRENTLY DISCRIMINATED FEMALE HERO, but I want those cute brown girl comics.
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>>84139971
We should be friends based of mutual brown girl love.
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>>84140037
Exchange your tumbler with him.
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>>84140215
I don't have one anon, but good bait
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>>84138944
>Has footage of Spider-Man possibly dead/being kidnapped
>Prefaces it with how important it is that he's black and how much she wants his D
I know I rag on Bendis a lot, but this chick characterization is spot on.
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>>84139032
What the fuck did D-Man ever did to Bendis? Did a guy dressed as D-Man diddle him as a kid? Is he just mad that D-Man is a cooler character than any he has ever created?
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>>84139054
That sounds like a really amazingly lame way to become a ruthless cunt who murders people.
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>>84139413
Indeed. I'd wreck that harder than Venom did.
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>>84138944
hey i remember this girl
someone in the thread made porn of her

does nayone have the link to it?
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>>84139111
Yup, you know how much she loves the BBC, and I'm not talking about television.
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>>84139134

And Howard the Duck.
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>>84140837
yeah because we all though Jessica love BBC coverage of daily news.
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>>84138971
I know I'm supposed to dislike Miles' grandmother, but this just makes me hate his parents for being absolutely spineless and not telling her to fuck off.
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>>84139095
Now she suddenly looks exactly like she does on the show

I liked the issue though. Bendis is always good with Spidey.
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So what does Miles remember? He clearly remembers beating Ultimate Doctor Doom, so is he the only one who remembers the Ultimate Universe?
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>>84141132
miles remember whatever he wants to remember fuck him fuck all fuck bendis.
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>>84138904
>cover hides the fact that Black Cat doesn't show off her cleavage anymore
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>>84139006
When is bendis going to just admit Miles has electricity powers?
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>>84138944
I want this girl to get powers and become a villain.

>>84140801
http://jaqen-draws.tumblr.com/image/140343239480
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>>84141058
Yeah.

This.
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gotta say that is some pretty boring sjws shit?

why does anybody even read western comics anymore.

unless you are all just white men that hate themselves
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>>84139593
He stopped Kang's Equinox time army.
I mean, Miles does actually do heroic stuff quite often.
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>>84141903
funny how only black and female characters are nowadays allowed to still act heroic

meanwhile all the original white, male heroes have been turned into men-children and comic reliefs
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I'm still not sure if Bendis is completely shitting on Tumblr with that tumblr girl or not.

Damn if it ain't spot on though
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>>84141977
Deadpool's pretty heroic, Anon.
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>>84138955
>That last panel.
I'm losing it. Is And the whole brown skin thing. Is Bendis getting mad again?
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>>84142022
I don't think it's his INTENTION, I think he's trying to pay them some lip service, thing is that it comes across as the shallow, self-absorbed airheads they are.
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>>84141977
The fuck you talking about.
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>>84142201
I suppose he meant Captain Hydra and Tony "Epic Facial Hair Bro" Stark.
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>>84142240

Steve isn't a man-child nor comic relief and Tony has always been both as has Peter from the day they were first inked on paper.
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>>84139219
So Terrigen mist.
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>>84142201
have you read original Spiderman lately or any other mainstream superhero?
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>>84139580
>miles couldn't find her because stupid plot reason.
She's gone up against the real deal Anon, the Arachkid just isn't in her league.
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>>84142292
You're right about Tony and Peter from a time until now, but couldn't be more wrong about "the day they were first inked on paper."
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>>84138944
So she's basically Miles' J. Jonah Jameson, right? Except instead of an unhealthy obsession based off of hate, it's an unhealthy obsession based off of love.
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>>84138990
Wait a second. I've seen this scene before. Like, I'm pretty sure I've seen this EXACT SCENE before in Ultimate Spider-man during Peter's stint. Female super-villain captures Peter, tries to scan his fingerprints to see who he is, then it turns out he was under SHIELD protection.
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>>84139069
You can see Black Cat jumping out of the way. Same with Hammerhead.
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>>84138990
>So he's connected
REALLY? The kid is an Avenger and you're surprised that he's connected? How dumb are you?
More importantly, how can you search someone with just their fingerprints if they've never been pinched? How do they know there's nothing of him anywhere?
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>>84138955
Okay we give Bendis a lot of shit and almost all of it is deserved but this page is funny.
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>>84139788
She re-opened Alias Investigations a couple years ago in a back-up story Bendis did for that 75th Anniversary Special. They just never did anything with it since it was presumably to set up a Bendis-written Jessica Jones ongoing that never ended up happening.

Although from the sounds of it, it's finally going to be happening as part of Marvel NOW 2.0
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>>84139006
what is it with black people and electric powers?
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>>84141132
Presumably, yeah. Miles remembers the Ultimate Universe, and just had 8 months to cope with the fact that everything he knew is gone and had to adjust to his new life as part of 616. No one else does, except maybe The Maker. It's kind of unclear how much The Maker remembers though he knows he's not from 616.
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>>84143493
More like based off of Bendis's hamfisted attempted at social commentary
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>>84142022
He's writing her completely in-character for a shitty tumblr girl. I think its less his intention to shit on them and more just that the very fact that she's written in character for those types of people makes her horrible.
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>>84138955
>Ganke, are you repeating everything I am saying to give yourself an excuse to think of an excuse for why Miles isn't at school?
Nah, that's how Bendis characters always talk.
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>>84138971
Isn't Jessica Jones kind of expensive? Why not hire an investigator that doens't specialize in superhumans?
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>>84143564
Yup, Silver Sable, this scene is somehow even dumber. They somehow KNOW there is no trace of him anywhere even though all they did is scan his fingerprints, which makes no sense.
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>>84138971
I know it will never happen, but at this point I want Miles to beat the piss out of his grandmother and leave her a bloody, dead heap on the ground.
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>>84139114
Bendis, whatever his flaws, is very much in the "A rising tide lifts all ships" camp. And a lot of people who work at DC are old collaborators and friends of yours- and his editor signed off on this.

They think it's fun- a comics in joke. Stone cold guarantee. And while I'm sure he'd have liked Civil War II to outsell Rebirth, at the end of the day he's still making plenty of money, and doing what he loves.

If sales or money were what were most important to him, he'd never have left the Avengers, or would have left for tv already.
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>>84139032
Citizen's arrest is a thing, heroes do it all the damn time. He webs her up and gives her to the cops.
This is stupid.
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>>84139022
Would have been better if Miles yelled "THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!"
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>>84138944
I hope that in the not too distant future it becomes a supervillain hostage
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>>84139134
And Patsy "suddenly a twee blob of shit" Walker
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>>84139032
Bendis just can't stop shitting on D-Man can he? His hateboner for him is far greater than his hateboner for Wanda.
Also, seriously? He's an Avenger that hangs out with Parker Industries, Iron Man, Captain America, Vision and Thor, and you're surprised to find out he's connected? How dumb are you?
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>>84139057
>No note?
It's Hammerhead, a wanted fugitive, and his gang, do you even need a note?

>It was completely inadmissible in court
Um, what? Spider-Man usually brings in criminals who already have plenty of evidence against them.
Hammerhead here has escaped prison dozens of times.
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>>84144062
Seriously, I can't understand the D-Man beef, he's a huge bro and a wrestling superhero sounds like great dumb fun. Is it just because he's obscure?
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>>84143867
I believe he still remembers due to him always talking about how facinating everyone in 616 is and how different it feels from his old universe.
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>>84144139
I think it's the fact that he views him as a "crazy" hobo.
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>>84139057
Ok, it was funny at first, but which Bendis use again and again any significant event from another company to fill a segment of comic is getting pathetic, leave your obsession and learn to write!
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>>84139057
>Avengers Tower
Wait what? There is no Avengers Tower anymore, they all moved out and it was bought out by Kang the Conqueror.
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>>84144133
You don't NEED a note, but still. It's the polite thing to do.
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>>84144267
Anon, it's just a recurring background gag. He's been doing it for like 10 years now.
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>>84139054
So she's pissed that she can't retire and wants to take it out on all spider men due to the actions of Spock which left her with nothing even with the Peter explanation? Still feels like blinded anger for some reason.
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>>84142159
Come on now. I hate this "Bendis is completely incompetent" meme. He clearly is shitting on that kind of people.
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>>84139033
Bendis can't not write in a panel.
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>>84144267
Calm down kid, learn to take a joke.
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>>84144513
Shut the fuck up, anon.
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>>84143937
She doesn't. She just an investigator who's dealt with superhumans. Her first few cases were just normal people needing help.
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>>84138990
Could him not having records be because he's not from this Universe?
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>>84145042
How do they even know he has no records? Normal people can't be tracked with just a fingerprint if they've never been arrested.
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>>84138904
Wait a minute, we never got Will O' the Wisp even though he was on a cover 2 issues ago.
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>>84145124
I'm not Bendis.
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>>84138971
jesus christ this really is Bendis: The Book isnt it? fuck's sake.
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>>84138955
My bendis sensors are of the charts
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>>84138944
>0:00/8:36
>0:00/8:36
>0:00/8:36

How long is a second in the Marvel universe?
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>>84142022
I really don't think she's the intentional parody /co/'s making her out to be. Bendis is neither that smart nor that foolish.
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>>84141058
>I know I'm supposed to dislike Miles' grandmother, but this just makes me hate his parents for being absolutely spineless and not telling her to fuck off.

She IS telling her mom to fuck off! It's just not working.
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>>84139006
What Bendis does best is write street-level superheroes.
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>>84146069

A decade in our time, is around 8-12 months in Marvel time.
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>>84146069
She's not a creature of this plane. Check the video description.
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>>84139032
And so ends the completely pointless "Black Cat goes after Miles because of misdirected rage" arc.
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>>84139032

The worst part is that Felicia knows that, but "I DONT CARE CAUSE SOMEONES GOTTA SHOEHORN ME IN THE VILLAIN POSITION BECAUSE PROGRESSIVENESS!!!!"

fuckin comics.
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>>84141092

No she does not. Ritter has that fucking disgusting nose job.
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>>84146562
There's nothing inherently wrong with Black Cat having a heel turn. But for her to go full cackling villainy because she got punched one time is just bananas.
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>>84146562
What does Felicia doing a heel turn have to do with "progressiveness"?
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>>84146293
That's not telling her to fuck off. She's just impotently protesting like she doesn't have control over her own son. She and her husband should LITERALLY tell her to fuck off and go be a psychopath somewhere else.
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>>84147641
nothing he's just really really want a all male comic.
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>>84147702
>insulting abuela
Mal de ojo para ti
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>>84143493
. . . headcanon accepted.
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>>84139095
Doesn't Spider-Sense count this?
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>>84147381
>There's nothing inherently wrong with Black Cat having a heel turn

besides literally everything. She's been working to be a hero for decades. The worst you can really go is anti hero
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>>84139054
>retiring from villainy
But she was never a villain. It's not good in the sense that her being an evil crime boss is stupid in and of itself no matter how it's rationalized.
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>>84148118
Miles' spider-sense is pretty shitty to compensate for him having invisibility and that OP venom blast shit.

He's not as physically strong as Peter and his spider-sense isn't as good as Peter's, but hey, he has a one-hit KO.
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>>84139106
Miles's new story arc is finally getting flowing and again he's being dragged back into a shitty cross event again. Can't they separate the story lines? He's already there for the Avengers.
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>>84139022
I like that Miles had to struggle with Hammerhead, breaking his foot and having to resort to a low blow to take him down. Even two venom blast--one OP--wasn't enough.
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>>84138971
I think Kamala's parents are a much better written example of a "strict parent" character than Miles' grandmother.

1. They have established characterization outside of their relationship with their daughter so that they aren't just a foil or a plot device to get in the way of Kamala's superheroing.

2. There are scenes where they show some levity as well as legitimate warmth and care towards Kamala, and they make it clear that the reason they're so tough on her is because they care about her and only want what's best for her. Miles' grandma hasn't really done or said much outside of "OKAY MILES IT'S TIME TO KICK YOU INTO STRAIGHT A'S AND SPY ON YOU TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE NOT DOING DRUGS."
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>>84143963
They implied it was more than just a fingerprint scanner. For all we know it's some kind of technomaturgical artifact created by Cryptomnesia.
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>>84148756
I love Kamala's parents but Abuela Morales is not written worse. It's established that Miles' dad HATES her and married Rio regardless of her horrible mom. The fact that she's portrayed as an obnoxious antagonist doesn't make her poorly written.
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>>84138918
I can barely tell the difference between these two.
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>>84139065
I'm sorry but what?
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>>84139006
So are they gonna give it a name already? or should we start calling it the web bomb from marvel alliances?
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>>84139022
A spider-powered kick to the nuts must be insanely painful if anything resembling a nerve still exists after that.
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>>84139134
Was Jessica drew competent at being an investigator back in the 80's? I get the feeling she was.
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>>84138971
I want Granny mutilated on-panel.
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>>84148756
Miles' parents are actually pretty cool during most of Ultimate. They were with him every step of the way as he waited for results to get into a better school; Miles's dad saw the problem with the uncle early and tried to get his brother to back off; the dad then sat Miles down in the park in issue two and was real about him and his brother being up to shit in the past; the parents have protected Miles against those who started putting together Miles identity and came to the house even as they didn't know the truth;Jefferson actually killed a bunch of hydra to get to his family; they have actually assisted Spider Miles against Vemon even as they're like May Parker on anything spiderman; Miles' mother gave him her blessing even as she was dying from helping her son.

They've been involved at multiple levels in Miles life for the most part.
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So wait, are all of Miles' friends and family just the ones from the 616 universe? Shouldn't that mess him up a bit?
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>>84151641
It's like when he switched over to 616, he lost so much character development and his family and friends seem out of character. The writing is now atrocious when last time it was tolerable.
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>>84141977
lolwat
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>>84152204
I think it would have been better for him to be the only surviving person having to dealt with all these people when the ones he's known are all gone. With evil Miles 616 as the only wake up call to who he really is.
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>>84148756
>It's an anon clearly hasn't read the thing he is criticizing post
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>>84139084
omg that photoshop grass just stands out like a sore dick.
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>>84139095
So is she gonna let Miles assfuck her or what?
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>>84138918
>>84138926
Goldball/Ganke OTP.
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>>84148193
This. She could have gone back to active thieving but no, she's now a mob boss who apparently executes people in cold blood now.
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>>84152204
>So wait, are all of Miles' friends and family just the ones from the 616 universe? Shouldn't that mess him up a bit?

No, they all came over too. Because HAMBOIGER not even a joke
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>>84149954
There is no difference, one's just darker.
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>>84153931
Don't they know they're in a different universe? Doesn't Miles' grandmother noticing anything different about her daughter?
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>>84144385
There is that building Deadpool bought.
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Haven't been reading Marvel or cape comics lately.
Does Miles know he's from another universe? Does anybody know? When he appeared all of a sudden all the other supes magically knew who he was and acted like he was part of the universe the whole time?
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>>84155974
From what I can gather, a group of people close to Miles made it such as him, his entire school, his family, Bombshell, and, as of this issue, Captain Quaid.
I'd kill for a full list of who made it.
It'd be really sad if 1610 Jessica Drew didn't make it. I really enjoyed her character.
Aunt May and Gwen too, but maybe it's better they didn't make it.
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>>84154547
No. Molecule Man's reality warping is the best in the universe. A little "shove some people into canon" trick is nothing for him.
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