How is the elf situation in Thor
how come there hasn't been an elf superhero?
They're too busy having gay sex in hollowed out logs. The real question is why there aren't more dwarves, we have more than enough pale, effeminate waif characters. I want to see short, angry, bearded men be wrong and not care most of the time and hit things with hammers
>>84115827
>not wanting more elf girls
Is the enchantress an elf
Longshot was kinda like an elf
>tfw best elf is dead
>>84115994
No.
>>84116024
No.
>>84115800
>it seems your Thor had the wrong approach because patriarchy
They should have drawn them kissing on the lips to pander to both audiences
No, it's not just a different character, Jane has been shown to be just as boisterous and violent as Thor when in that persona. The queen of elves gave them a free pass literally because vagina.
>>84115800
>elves
>giving a shit about anyone that isn't an elf
>>84116262
when will jane run out of vagina passes?
>>84116262
Brown pass happens all the time too
>>84116262
Elves are turbosluts fueled by hedonistic sex posing as tradition, this is a perfect characterization of them. She probably gave it to Jane just to spite Thor because he wouldn't bang her
>>84115827
>They're too busy having gay sex in hollowed out logs
Elves live inside rocks.
Trust me, I'm an elf sex expert.
>>84115800
This kills me. Why couldn't this be good?
>>84115800
>How is the elf situation in Thor
Not good, definitely not good
>>84116306
4 grand well spent.
>>84115800
>How come there hasn't been an elf superhero?
Because writers are retarded and readers are whiny faggots.
Writers are too close-minded to not just rip off Tolkien, and just make all their elves into Legolas.
Readers are idiots who obsess over memes and stereotypes, and thus refuse to see elves as anything but Legolas.
There's also the fact that fantasy comics are virtually non-existent, and the ones that do exist almost always devolve into capeshit with the serial numbers filed off.Posting best elf, even if she's not /co/. I think there are Zelda comics. There's that cartoon at least.
>>84116205
Sooooooooo,What is the elven tickler? And how to master it?
>>84117761
The elves from the witcher games are sorta far from Tolkien
>>84117761
Elf Quest is definitely not a Tolkien take on elves.
>>84117498
Is he in a band?
>>84115800
Northstar is an elf.
>>84116262
>Just as
She's far more violent than Thor. All of her guest appearances consist of her going straight to the option of violence even when her innocent victims are trying to figure out wtf is going on.
>>84116205
Damn she deserved better than what she got.
>>84119988
Fill me in, what did I miss?
>>84117761
>Zelda
>best elf
I'll just leave this here.
Also, most modern elves are not really all that Tolkien. Tolkien elves were much better.
>>84120043
Beheaded off screen, then had it put on a stake and left for Thor.
Fuck Malekith.
>>84120118
>Fingolfin v Morgoth
My nigga
>>84116306
Did her Mother have a stroke whilst naming her?
Elves are fucking fags.
Dwarves are great.
>>84120128
I heard you talking shit about the rightful king of the Asur. Don't disrespect.
>>84120152
For real.
>>84117498
vivec get out
>>84120208
Dwarves
>dirty
>ugly
>smelly
>short
>tightfisted
>stubborn
>vindictive
>will hide in the dirt while your lands get raped by orcs
Elves
>immaculate
>handsome
>floral scented
>tall
>giving
>wise
>honourable
>will fight to defend all that is worth defending
>>84120281
DELETE THIS
>>84115800
Cause fuck those knife eared keebs.
>>84115800
>how come there hasn't been an elf superhero?
She was OP and Pim shot her in the back.
>>84120435
Go home Pelinal you're drunk.
Also, you'll never be as popular or interesting as pic related.
