So let me get this straight: Sandy was meant to be, in early episodes, Spongebob's love interest?
no she is mine.
>>84086043
Spongebob's true love interest.
Yes. It was more remarkable in the first season when he goes to her's dome and the Ripped Pants episode
>>84087138
or the one where they try swearing off karate
Yes, that was the initial intent. I remember some of the tie-in books were more direct about it.
I think that got abandoned after they realized SpongeBob doesn't really make sense as a romantic partner to anyone. Would've felt like Pee-Wee and his girlfriend in Big Adventure, not exactly incredible chemistry
Yes.
>>84087209
>Do you think Mr. Krabs ever does karate?
Yeah pretty much.
>>84087262
I think Sandy and Spongebob have, or at least had, good chemistry. I think the problem is romance doesn't really fit into a show like Spongebob.Without continuity you can't really develop the romance.
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>>84087382
>tfw when you notice that karate was a metaphor for sex
>>84086043
I still remember the original Spongebob promos saying he was 'in love with a squirrel'.
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>>84088097
So, Spogebob is doomed to be a faggish man-boy, too stupid to figure out what is romantic love? Damn.
>>84089331
I guess that's why we like this show so much
I think it was more "the writers would imply it occasionally to fit the purpose of the story"
rather than it actually having any importance to the series
>>84089331
Gay gene Peter: (singsong) GGGGAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!
>>84088260
I never understood this whole theory/thing.
>>84088260
They fuck in the middle of park if the whole metaphor thing was real
>>84086043
Are you saying that they were planning for her to be, spongeworthy?
>>84089616
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>>84089583
They were having sex where Spongebob prepares food that is sold to people.
>>84089616
>>84089640
>Unironically shipping in fucking SpongeBob
>>84089714
Bob is into some kinky shit.
>>84089616
>>84089640
Wait, are they in the treedome? Why is Sandy wearing a helmet and not Spongebob?
>>84089769
Nothing is safe from shipping
Nothing
>>84089583
>>84089714
relationship goals
i want to fuck sandy
>>84089935
Who's the OTP of the M&M mascots then
>>84090259each otherobviously
>>84089616
>>84089640I'm sorry, this was kinda cute.
>>84090259
RedxYellow OTP
GreenxBrown degenerates GTFO
>>84090259
Green x Chocolate I guess.
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>>84090259
>Yellow went up to Red,
>"Gosh its awfully hot today."
>Red looked at Yellow and chuckled, "Good thing we melt in mouths, and not in hands buddy."
>Yellow takes off his shell coating, revealing the chocolate oval skin.
>"But you're the one I want to melt in Red."
>Red took off his shell as well, and embraced his long time partner.
>"I've waited so long to hear those words"
>They passionately kissed as their naked chocolate bodies began melding together into a giant chocolately pile with four arms and four legs.
>"Looks like double trouble Red."
>"Well, you know what they say" Red took his arms and molded two penises near their crotch "The more the merrier!"
>Red began jerking off both of their cocks as Yellow began moaning.
>"I'm gonna nut Red."
>"You ARE a nut Yellow."
>Suddenly they both simultaeonsly cum liquid chocolate and fall over exhausted.
>"What do we do now Red?" Yellow asked noticing his shell was too tight
>"I dunno, how about we sell bigger ones and call them Mega M&M's?"
>"You're the smart one Red."
>"Yeah yeah, don't I know it."
>Red took out a paintbrush and painted himself and Yellow to be Orange.
>"Do you think anyone will notice?"
>"What? Its not like anyone was watching"
>Meanwhile, Orange saw the whole thing while holding a cup of coffee, looking incredibly disgusted and shocked.
>"OH GOD I'VE BEEN REPLACED!"
The end
You obviously haven't read the Spongebob doujins, OP.
>>84088260
So wait, at the end of the episode when Mr. Krabs decided to make a profit out of this whole karate thing and made SpongeBob and Sandy doing karate open for the public to see.
Was it a metaphor for porn?
>>84090652
Burlesque show in the Krusty Krab
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>>84090311
Don't worry. I thought so too.
>>84086043
Yeah, the first Sandy episode was about her inviting SpongeBob for a date and then there's the whole Ripped Pants episode. The writers probably realised that shipping in a show like this wouldn't work at all, and that is true, so they dropped it.
>>84089616
>>84089640
That is a cute fucking Sandy.
I find that a lot of the 34 of her is just horrifying, so it't nice to just see her this cute.
>>84089616
>>84089640
This is actually pretty good.
Would you?
>>84090912
>>84088260
B-but Spongebob taught Patrick how to use karate.
And then he karate'd everything he could uncontrollably.
Is Patrick a rapist?
>>84090762
It didn't have to go anywhere. See Fairly Oddparents before it went to shit.
>>84089617
AHAHAHAHA
>>84090495
>>84090495
>They passionately kissed as their naked chocolate bodies began melding together into a giant chocolately pile with four arms and four legs.
>"Looks like double trouble Red."
>>84091016
>The babies can't fight you
>>84090912
Which episode?
>>84091482
Pull Up a Barrel. Season 9. Pretty fun ep desu
>>84090797
>I find that a lot of the 34 of her is just horrifying, so it't nice to just see her this cute.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE_mpGZFRv0NSFW
>>84091512
Thanks.
>>84091512
So that whole episode was Krabs' glorified retelling of an event in his life, or just a completely false story he made up. In either case, he did use characters from the show in an imaginary series of events he directed.
So if Mr. Krabs deliberately chose Sandy to stand in for the pirate leader, and at the end Krabs deliberately added in the unnecessary detail of her flirting with him, does that mean that he is attracted to Sandy?
>>84092061
>does that mean that he is attracted to Sandy?
Who wouldn't be? Have you seen bikini bottom women?
>>84092269
Good point.
>>84091631
I knew what that would be before I clicked.After all these years, my main issue with this is STILL that Sandy doesn't have a squirrel tail buttplug. This was a good thing that could have been perfect.
>>84089616
>>84089640
Four stars
>>84091207
>"Thats right bitch. You get the WHOLE hand! Take notes, runt"
>>84092061
Sand has some pretty huge fuggin tits to fit that bikini
>>84089640
>Kissing Spongebob through her hemet
>>84090495
Jesus
>>84092817
is the same thing with truth or square wedding, where she kiss him and hit him with the helmet
>>84090652
Its art, not smut.
>>84086043
it's pretty obvious
i think they should have run with it. would have been cute
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>>84089583
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>>84090652
>>84090698
>Spongebob
>having sex
>EVER
>>84092061
I always thought the whole episode was SpongeBob's visualization of Mr. Krabs' story. Which is why SpongeBob's friends are the main characters of the story.
