Carolfags BTFO
>>84075470
>My waifu isn't a fascist.
>>84075470
>>84075487
>my waifu can't possibly be this fascist
>>84075470
>Kitty Pride
Why do X-Men writers and readers constantly suck her off so much? Admittedly, I've only been following X-Men since the late 2000s where she's been nothing but a colossal bitch castle, so I don't know if she was better earlier (I'm inclined to not think so given the "Professor Xavier is a JERK!" panel).
>>84075540
because they grew up reading her when she was their age
>>84075540
They were teenagers when she joined the X-Men, and spent those years masturbating to their imaginary geeky waifu.
>>84075540
>be Jew
>see Jew girl in your fan-favorite X-Men comic
>fap furiously to her
>Claremont having all sorts of fetishes probably helps
>twenty years later become writer and self-insert yourself and have sex with her
>>84075470
That image looks like Rogue is uppercutting Kitty with both hands.
Or maybe I'm too used to action scenes in cape comics.
>>84075599
don't jews go to hell if they fap or think in a sexual way of women?
>>84075540
When I was a boy, she was with Nightcrawler and not-quite-Phoenix in the X book no one read. I still don't know why she went through 3 codename changes yet uses her real name.
>>84075652
I don't think Jews have hell
Anyone got the comic pages where Kitty says "Nigger" a lot?
>>84075652
What? Jews don't have morals anymore.
>>84075652
Jews don't have an afterlife. They sit in the ground until God judges them at the End of Days.
So yes, they die and go to Hell because they weren't baptized because the only way to Heaven is through Jesus Christ and all those without Christlove are tortured for all of eternity.
>>84075540
She is the waifufag of a generation.
KAMALA will be the same in 20 years, when she will be written by a waifufag that used to love her when they were teenagers.
Said waifufag will turn Bruno gay and pairing her with an OC based on himself.
The same that Bendis do today.
>>84075670
Something something acid reflux something something triggered fa/tg/uys something something bazople
>>84075652
You're thinking of catholics
>>84075660
Even after Claremont left and Excalibur lost its place as "the lighthearted fun adventures x-book" it was still a top 20 book because it was an X-book and had the characters you mentioned.
>>84075670
Gehenna, senpai.
>>84075672
This one?
>>84075470
fascist murder waifu will prevail, just wait until 2019
>>84075729
Yeah, but there are more.
>>84075540
The same reason why you would do the same if you were a writer and had your shit waifu in control.
>>84075716
I should've specified. I was in a small town and all the comic fans would read Wolverine, Uncanny X-Men, X-Men, X-Force, and X-Factor (and later Generation X and that isn't even going into the minis and X-Men Unlimited.) We never read nor discussed Excalibur because it didn't feel essential. I'm sure it sold because it had an X in it in the 90s but I will always remember it as the X title I didn't give a shit about.
So is her name literally "Kitty" or is it sort of a nickname? IS her actual name Cathrine? It sounds prettier and less retarded.
>>84075799
My waifu was Rogue and she's damaged goods at this point.
>>84075697
all religions have their own interpretation of hell
>>84075867
Katherine, I think.
>>84075470
But she is a fascist. Here Kitty is being seduced by one.
>>84075691
>all those without Christlove are tortured for all of eternity.
That shit ain't cool God.
>>84075798
>>84075694
2nd worst amagami, but would still be best girl in any other series
>>84075876
>all religions have their own interpretation of hell
No. Unless you're using such a broad interpretation of the term as to be meaningless. Many, but not all, religions have afterlives, many, but not all, religions have concepts of karmic punishment after death, but hell as a distinct place of punishment is by no means a universal idea.
>>84075893
Oh good, it's a much nicer name than Kitty.
>>84075907
And this one.
>>84075898
Nothing happened though, even Claremont admitted it was just teasing
>>84075876
>all religions have their own interpretation of hell
They don't actually. It's also worth noting that Religions don' have to be about worship or higher powers.
>>84075932
Licking the frosting off someone's finger is something, but yes, Kitty is just a big tease as proven in that Claremont mini from the 00s when Karma made a serious move and she freaked out about it and cut her out of her life.
>>84075951
Hell, I'm a Deist. I worship the notion that, for all intents and purposes, God is dead.
>>84076006
Edgy.
>>84075697
nah, you are thinking of protestants, you know, the fags who founded US of A
>>84076051
That's atheist.
>Carolfags
Things that don't exist
>>84076148
If they didn't exist, I wouldn't find this.
>What I like about Carol is that she pulls off the Maverick archetype without being two-dimensional about it. She's what Hal Jordan would be if Hal were a good character. She's got Tony Stark's swagger and over-abundance of confidence, Steve Roger's discipline and military training, and raw power enough to rival Thor (unless Aaron is writing him it seems). And despite all that, she's still very much her own character, with her own flavors of compassionate and flippant and humorous. If I had to sum Carol up in one word, it'd be "liberation" and that's a beautiful thing.
>>84076148
>>84075564
>They were teenagers when she joined the X-Men, and spent those years masturbating to their imaginary geeky waifu.
That's not Rogueman it was uncomfortable meeting Claremont
>>84075898
> dat Davis hair
I wish he'd drawn actual porn ever since I saw his Betsy. If he has, hook a bruh up pls
>>84075564
>They were teenagers when she joined the X-Men, and spent those years masturbating to their imaginary geeky waifu.
And nothing about Marvel has changed.
>>84076148
>Things that don't exist
Like your brain?
>>84075470
All the fans brought in in the last 1-2 years reacting to classic event character assassination has been one of my fave parts to CW2
I'd say Carolfags on suicide watch, but that's probably already true for her corp of angry lesbians.
>>84076469
What the fuck is the third one from the left?
>>84076516
That's a Mar-Vell.
>>84075854
You and your friends sound retarded. Claremont's Excalibur is top tier stuff.
>>84075691
The world's finest Racketeering
>>84076195
Since when is Chewie an alien?
>>84076759
second half of KSD's run.
>>84076469
>mfw Ms Marvel referred to them as "Carol Cadets" and the whole group were just hipsters
>>84076148
I checked out Reed's run on a reccomendation and that won me over
>>84075470
Fuck Rogue makes my heart go oingo boingo
>>84076574
The Lobdell and Raab runs were admittedly pretty lousy and while Ellis was all right he did include "my self-insert will take Kitty's virginity."
>>84075470
>biggest marvel character
>KITTY PRIDE
come the fuck on
>>84076809
Danvers Youth would be too obvious.
>>84075470
>Carol
>Marvel's biggest female character
hearty kek
>>84076574
Claremont, Davis and Ellis did the best stuff, but Lobdell sank the poor book to the point of irrelevance. It was /that/ bad.
>>84076469I wanna bury my face in the girl on the far rights tits
>>84080410
That'd be Raab, and even then, Excalibur consistently outsold Batman until those last few issues.
>>84080664
Raab too, but even Raab's worst work wasn't nearly as bad as Lobdell's, just for Britannic that faggot deserved to be fired and banned from the company.
>>84080509
>>84080695
Thanks Benis
>>84075540
Professor X is kind of a jerk when you take into consideration all the times he's just read random peoples minds without their consent or just made them do things because reasons.
>>84076176
That's one of the most fucking disgusting posts I've ever seen.
>>84076537
Fuck off casual
>>84075867
Katherine Anne
which is weird since that's the name of Cyclops mother as well.
>>84076469
They left with KSD, as we all predicted. Actual fans of Carol are perfectly happy with where she is now, aside from being wary of how she'll be at the end of CWII.
>>84080695
Rogue was so hot in this
>>84076469
so we've got budget arya, bored mom, anthony burch, tumblr, wrong character, /co/, squirrel girl and right tits in wrong costume
>>84085717
Would both fug and hug tumblr, wrong character, /co/, and squirrel girl.
>>84080142
yeah, that's Kitty Pryde as we all know :^)
>>84083894
Her solo and Ultimates is really good right now, but unfortunately we can't have nice things so Bendis is going to fucking ruin everything. And then we will have the Carol Corps bitching not about Bendis but about Marvel and comics as a medium and probably the main book writers instead of laying the blame at Bendis
>>84083894
Apparently not all.
