>Prune juice. A warrior's drink.
Boy, is Eglamore going to be surprised when he hears the news.
>>83982876Also why hasn't a thread been made until now?
>>83982886
It was but died hours ago.
>>83982876
>Tell me everything because I secretly want Eglamore to fuck me and make me a woman
>>83982876
Poor Parley looks like she needs sleep.
And sex. Lots of sex. With Smitty.
>>83983542
Smitty's hands of fate are at it again.
>>83983542
A mass of superpowered, hyperbolic muscles, filled with the hormones of a teenage girl and mad desperation of a warrior that sees her lover for the first time after months of isolation?
I weep for Smitty's dick.
>>83983183
Then why'd you make another one?
>>83982876
Damn straight.
>>83984188
Parley's next arc will be being told "No" every time that she makes a suggestion.
>>83982886
>>83983183
A lot of people are avoiding the comic because butched-up man-Parley is gross
>>83984337
Whatta buncha' casuals.
>>83984419
She just needs to get some fat back so that she has tits again. And now that her channels are open they can grow gloriously.
>>83982876
>Parley gives smitty a handjob.jpg
>>83984533
>Parley rips off smitty's dick
fixed that for you
>>83984337
Fags
![Did+someone+say+fit+girls+_1d57f5619660ec9e34b203f5ce671c34[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AW8HKyL.jpg "Did+someone+say+fit+girls+_1d57f5619660ec9e34b203f5ce671c34[1].jpg")
>>83984818
I know right, who doesn't want a strong woman to rear strong children for you?
>>83984152
That wasn't OP, I am. I'm also the guy who asked about the thread. Didn't know there was a dead one earlier, though this isn't one isn't much more lively.
>>83984995
In fairness I wouldn't want Parley anywhere near my kid until she can pick up a glass without sending shards everywhere.
>>83985046
I'm surprised Eglamore didnt do some eggshell training around the end to prevent accidents.
Then again it would hurt the storytelling.
>>83985107
I think the advice is to just handle everything with care. Parley ain't used to being super ripped in general areas, so she keeps forgetting she's buff.
>>83985195
I would have agree last strip, but since she seems very out of control of her strength it seems she's gonna kill Smitty in a fit of passion.
Not that he wouldn't be OK with that.
>>83982876
Par will annihilate his body during sex.
>>83985107
That's probably something she'll do now she's back in the Court. From the sound of the place she trained, even eggshells were probably tough as hell to break.
>>83982876
Parley's face in the lower-left panel is reminding me of the sloth from Zootopia and it's really off-putting
>>83985413
You think super-kegels were a part of the training?
zimmy
>posting it again
http://musclecute.tumblr.com/archive
>>83985877
there are other parts of the body in contact during sex besides just penis and vagina
if you had ever gotten laid you might not need to be reminded of this
zimmy
>>83988071
>>83985877
In my experience women tend to get kick happy when in the midst of a orgasm I imagine that if Smitty shows Parley to good a time she may just knock his head off his neck.
>>83990122
>women tend to get kick happy in the midst of orgasm
I think you need to stop fucking horses dude.
I miss the more stoic, confident dom Annie from earlier in the comic. I want her to peg me and tell me when I'm allowed to cum
>>83982886
Because Gunnerkrigg Court is garbage written by a pity craving sad sack, and only enjoyed by idiots who project their fetishes on everything.
>>83990734
No I more enjoy this submissive slut annie who wants to be told she's a good girl and stuff dildos into herforehead.
>>83990778
I enjoy it and there's nobody and nothing in the comic that I want to fuck or be fucked by. I like the art, story, setting, and humor.
Being a sad-sack doesn't automatically mean wanting pity.
m-muh muscle slave parley....
>>83991224
>story
The story of an asshole who doesn't know how to people.
>art
>webcomic art
>good
Kill yourself.
>setting
The horrifically inconsistent and uninteresting setting.
>humor
What humor?
I was wrong, this comic is only enjoyed by fetish-fags and retards with awful taste.
>>83990247
I have not had sexual relations with Jennifer Lawrence
>>83991291
>story
Wacky school/forest schenanigains, mysteries being spaced apart by neat downtime and mini-plots.
>Art
>webcomic art
should I go to a museum and ponder the meaning of a piece of paper with a folded corner? I like the art. Opinions are what they are.
>Setting
Half techno/business and half nature/chaos. A mix between the two is neat, and executed nicely here. I'm not sure what you think is inconsistent, as for interest, that's also opinion based.
>what humor
The one in the comic. Don't find it funny? Who cares.
Insult the comic's audience all you want but at least they aren't shitting themselves over a webcomic and trying to act superior despite being anonymous.
4chan as a whole is full of fetish-fags and retards anyway. Which are you?
>>83991291
>>83991719
>4chan as a whole is full of fetish-fags and retards anyway. Which are you?
Neither. I feel like I'm the one person on this horrible site who acts like a sane human being. You're all a bunch of raving psychopaths.
>>83992146
Ah, the legendary third option. Confused autist.
Leave then. Unless you only like being here to hate and complain about things. You'd fit right in, in that case.
/ss/ when?
>>83991291
Let's see YOUR webcomic then since you clearly know how to do it better
>>83992243
Any sex with Jones is technically /ss/
It's why she is best girl
>>83991291
>The story of an asshole who doesn't know how to people.
says the asshole who doesn't know how to post
>art
>webcomic art
>good
>Kill yourself
instead of passing on advice, you should take it, especially this nugget
>The horrifically inconsistent and uninteresting setting.
The setting is amazingly fluid and consistently underrated
Just because you're too much of a speed reader doesn't mean it doesn't make sense
>What humor?
You were probably molested early on in life, so it's okay to not laugh
>I was wrong, this comic is only enjoyed by fetish-fags and retards with awful taste.
Go see a therapist instead of taking your aggression out on people who enjoy an amazing webcomic
![tumblr_ltqksiMLej1qhu04go1_400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nZmdSIh.jpg "tumblr_ltqksiMLej1qhu04go1_400[1].jpg")
>>83988071
You seem mad, Virgin-San.
zimmy?
>>83993298
>amazing webcomic
Again, it's funny to me how despite how you and all the other "fans" claim to love this thing so much, you never actually discuss it. All you ever do is project your cringeworthy fetishes on it. It's just just a bit hard to believe that anyone likes something when they find they have nothing to talk about.
So Imaa where're the goods?
>>83982876
An edit mentioned in archived comment-chain here: >>83976296
>>83992243
>yes, you new home at tom sidell's webcomic gunnerkrigg court at www.gunnerkrigg.com with updates every monday, wednesday and friday!
seriously?
