Were thirsty, nerdy New York Jewesses not considered top-tier waifu material in the late 80s?
>>83981713
I shipped her and Splinter when I was a little kid. Not even sure why.
>>83981811
They actually did an episode where she was moist for him after hearing his voice over the phone, only to freak the fuck out when she found out he was a rat.
She was weirdly inconsistent about whether her all-consuming man-lust included mutants. Sometimes she'd be pining for the Turtles, but in OP's pic related episode, she freaked out once she realized they were her secret admirers.
>>83981713
She is, but usually we call her Jeanette
Irma was awfully dumb and shallow for someone who wore thick-rimmed glasses and a sweater and dress that looked like they were presents from her grandmother.
>>83982102
Ehh, I'm glad that she breaks the all-nerds-are-geniuses cliche. She's one of the few believable characters in an 80s cartoon.
>>83982006
> dat flash of pantsu
L...Lewd!
>>83981713
Irma from the TMNT manga was... different.
Kind of hideous.
>>83982916
Dat April tho
>>83982997
>>83982916
She looks like a turtle. It would be funny if the turtles liked her more in the manga because she looks like a turtle.
>>83981713
It was the 80s, no one had good taste then.
>>83983589
As someone from the 80s I have to agree with this.
>>83981713
Another shitty thread by neatoman.
>>83983561
>She looks like a turtle.
Bayturtles don't count.
>>83981945
>She was weirdly inconsistent about whether her all-consuming man-lust included mutants.
You know I never noticed that before but your right its odd
>>83983656
Jesus, even blind people that dress themselves have the presence of mind to find the nearest non-blind person and say "hey mate, did i look okay, or did i dress like a spaz again?"
>>83983656
com/fa/y as fuck.
>>83981713
Well.
We know(thanks /pol/) that the jews control entertainment, so it makes sense that the jew fathers in charge used it to make their daughters more attractive and marriagable.
>>83981713
They are when they're half rat...
>>83981713
I consider that top tier waifu material today.
>>83983656
>80's style baggy clothes and garish colors
I wasn't born then, but looking back it probably was comfy as fuck to wear.
>No need for fitted pants or shirts that are tight and restrictive
>You could be fat or a skellington and the baggy clothes would hide your physique enough to make you less hideous looking
>Material looks pretty soft and feel good on the skin, could probably even sleep in them no problem
>Garish colors means you don't need to worry about coordinating your warddrobe, just put on whatever is bright and flashy enough
80's fags don't know how good they had it.
>>83981713
Hell, I'd still destroy that cock hungry Jew.
>>83983656
Could be worse. Could be the seventies.
>>83982006
> dat feeling of a boner before you could actually get boners
>>83983656
No one dressed like that in the 80's
It was all jeans and T-shirts
Well no one white dressed like that ..maybe some Italians
>>83989002
This, though it depends on where you were located. I hear California was a clusterfuck of eye scarring visual hepatitis but all I remember was light blue jeans being a thing, that's all.
>>83983656
>>83989002
Saved by the Bell was so out of touch it was ridiculous, at least for a show that was supposed to involve social issues a lot.
>>83989182
A few decades from now, people are going to laugh at all the sideshaves and unnaturally colored hair.
>>83987744
Right looks good, left does not
>suit pants/jacket over regular undershirt
>no belt
>baby blue suit
>unbuttoned
>loose fitting pants
>>83989205
I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so excited, Zack, I'm so scared! Lol
>>83988933
I fail to see how this is in any way worse than the aforementioned image.
>>83989217
At least our clothes are timelessly cool
>>83983656
the Baz was 90's man.
>>83989224
Oh God, I thought that was an outer white shirt before you pointed that out!
>>83987744
Really hope it was the poster who deleted that himself for some reason...
>>83988942
I still don't understand this... I'm a dude and I've gotten boners all my life even before puberty hit. I used to complain about them when I was like 4. Are there really guys who never had a boner before puberty hit or do they just not remember pre-puberty boners since puberty consumes your entire life?
>>83989002
>>83989182
Lived in southern Cali from '83 to '91. Some people did dress like that.I was one of them.
>>83987681
When Nazis make something as good as Back To The Future, they'll get their turn.
>>83982006
So if Jeanette turned into Irma and Eleanor turned into Pam from Archer than who did Brittany turn into?
>>83989002
From what I can tell, younger people probably wore some color while anyone older than 25 just wore the most casual stuff like t-shirts and denim jeans. My parents hit their 30s in the '80s and from seeing old photos of them, the only difference stylistically between the '70s and '80s was that they had some bellbottoms in the '70s and my dad had a full beard while in the '80s they dressed just as casually as possible and my dad shaved his beard and left his mustache. My mom may have worn the occasional shoulder pads for some formal event -- and my sister would wear baggy sweaters... so, really, it's just all casual wear with some minor tweaks and fashion design changes across the '70s and onward. Before then, it was mostly suits and ties, pomade, and ankle-length dresses or skirts.
>>83989271
>At least our clothes are timelessly cool
I really hope people one day look back on women walking around in leggings everywhere and laugh.
>>83989569
>He doesn't like ass
>>83989569
Leggings are the only thing worth going outside for.
>>83989624
There is a time and a place for dat ass and it is not the grocery store.
>>83989217
Dude, we are laughing at that now.
>>83989727
I'm sure there were people laughing at shoulder pads and hammer pants in their time.
>>83981713
She was hot in the movies too.
>>83989670
And that time and place is always and everywhere, I'm sorry that you're a gay.
>>83989780
She wasn't in any of the movies.
>>83989827
Exactly.
I wanna eat Irma's terrible cooking and then order a pizza with weird toppings that she likes.
>>83988407
>>No need for fitted pants or shirts that are tight and restrictive
fitted pants and shirts aren't tight and restrictive
get better fittings
>>83989624
Ass is gross! That's the hole the poop comes out of!
I want milk ,not poop! That's why tits will always be better.
>>83982006
This nigga gets it
>>83989935
They are compared to garbagebag sized clothing of the 80's. You could fit a whole other person in those pants.
>>83989948
>>83990001
Loose =/= not restrictive. That shit rides up, wraps around your legs, and balloons in odd places.
>>83988933
Despite dubs, I would take the early seventies over the eighties. Keep the late seventies and the gas crisis, though.
>>83990056
that's why clothes have to be loose AND elastic. nothing fashionable has ever been good, the best clothes are "low class" or "how can you leave the house in that don't you have any self-respect" shit. basically dress like goku
yo
>>83982006
>all those panty shots
Damn, I'm not into loli or furloli but those fucking artists were definitely wacking it to these.
>>83989670
>There is a time and a place for dat ass and it is not the grocery store.
But why
>>83991802
I don't want any booty flav on my groceries anon!
Booty flav is for the bedroom, nightclub, bar, or other events! Not when I'm out shopping for food!
>>83988933
That is definitely not worse.
>>83989002
You're confusing the 80s with the 90s.
>>83991950
Are you a gay? Men are supposed to like ass/tiddies everywhere.
>>83988933
Get the fuck out. Other than those dude's shirts looking like the wallpaper in my grandma's house they look fly as fuck.
>>83992045
We're all gay here on 4chan anon. That delicious and juicy trap meat.
>>83992242
Speak for yourself.
>>83992255
Don't deny it.
>tfw you will never get a coffee and a bagel with your jewish gf on a cold snowy day in new york city
>>83989387
I dunno. I remember feelings things down there, but it wasn't as powerful as during puberty and physically it wasn't as hard either.
Maybe I'm not remembering right. I remember in high school reading about Freud and others who controversially talked about sexual development in children. Yet I was young enough to somewhat remember those years and think they weren't entirely wrong.
Also I just realized the female psych teacher I had kinda looked like Jeanette / a Chimpmunk. Huh. So it doubly reminded me of childhood pre-boners.
>>83983656
This is what companies wanted teens to look like in 90-91 before the torn jeans and flannel shirts of the 90's really hit. This only existed in tv shows geared towards teens in that year.
80's teens wore tight ass super high waste jeans and button shirts, but they were still pink and neon green.
The hair however is 100% accurate.
>>83992287
Fine, I would. Irl even if passable enough.
>>83989250
That episode was insane. Jessie became an out of control crack addict within the span of an afternoon.
>>83981713
>>83982006
so...
this a girls with glasses thread /co/
>>83981713
I can't think of many cartoon women with lower standards than Irma. Was man out there in the show she wouldn't consider fucking?
>>83992721
causethat's my fetish
>>83992781
whoooos this semen demon?
>>83988271
Same.
>>83981713
I remember the episode where she had the hots for a robot cop.And even goes on a date with him in the end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwaTq0QxihE
>>83992807
this is her
>>83992824
>>83992721
>>83992721
MS BAKER IS CUTE
>>83992359
> jewish gf
nah fuck that
isn't there a lot of other more obscure characters that look like Irma/Jeanette?
>>83992721
I think it's a most attainable girl you'd actually want to stick your dick in without large amounts of alcohol/drugs thread.
>>83989569
>>83992359
How Jewish are we talking?
>>83988407
>>Material looks pretty soft and feel good on the skin, could probably even sleep in them no problem
Incorrect, on the jackets. Those fuckers were basically wearable tents.
Jeanette?
>>83993428
Jew on the outside. White on the inside.
>>83992941
exactly
>>83989554
The blonde spy from that show where they were spiesl
>>83992045
Actually I'ma gril
>>83989182
>>83989002
Can confirm in the 80s my favorite clothes were stonewashed jeans and jean jacket, LA Gear and Body Glove t-shirts and neon colored scrunchies. I may or may not have also worn a neon green skort my mom made me with matching shoelaces and scrunchie. Complete with crimped side ponytail. Also Reeboks and British Knights sneakers.
It was a magical time. I used to ride over to my friends' house on my bike to watch COPS and the Super Mario Bros Super Show every afternoon. It was fucking rad.
>>83994954
Grills are supposed to like a lot of meat. The fuck do think is the point of a barbeque?
>>83988933
I kinda dig the 70s stache.
>>83994954
So?
>>83991757
It used to be a sign of innocence for little girls to not be ninjas of obscuring their undies in skirts like women are. People today are just perverts that project their deviancy onto children.
>>83990752
I doubt Goku's gi is a very soft material. He usually wears an undershirt.
>>83989217
I laughed at them in the 90s too. There are always a few freaks into that.
>>83992513
Except with caffeine, the most completely harmless stimulant in existence.
>>83989568
No hippies in your little midwestern town?
>>83992891
8:42
So thirsty.
>>83992392
I had a cousin who rocked a rat tail for an exceedingly long time.
Any length of time is too long really.
I suppose it's already implied but he lived in a trailer park.
>Jeanette was never as smart as Simon, nor as opinionated as him
What's up with that?
>>83995495
Does he still wear weighted clothes?
>>83989568
how old are you?
>>83989640
Don't they only have one multipurpose hole?
>>83995320
This.
I miss goth girls.
I remember having a crush on so many goths.
There was this one in highschool that had a really slow, somber way of speaking that got my cock harder than diamonds. She was also really fucking funny and a master of dry wit.
Now we just have girls wearing tights as pants (my boner can't say no to that though) with long bright hair and bitchy, whore-ish attitudes.
>>83996884
So, is this porn or...
>>83989569
wait what
what is the comic trying to convey
I can't tell if it's for or against
>>83996981
Against within it's fiction,
against complaining about irl.
>>83996920
lolis are not for sexual.
>>83996295
Girls aren't smart.
hey guys
what's up
>>83996981
It's from The Onion. It's a parody of political comics, so it's kind of neither. The humor sometimes comes from the author taking ridiculously trivial things and blowing them out of proportion to make political comics about them, complete with a crying statue of liberty in nearly every one, as though something like leggings are ruining our culture or something.
I mean, I still agree with the comic and think leggings are dumb, but making a political comic about it is still silly. Who knows what the guy that drew it actually thinks.
>>83997463
Wasted potential.
Wasted, wasted potential.
>>83997633
>>83997688
Hey, he (you?) asked so there it is. Usually people who have seen more than one Kelly strip get that that's what his schtick is.
>>83996884
I feel ya, goths were my secondary. What I really miss are grunge girls so goddamn much.
>>83998107
Unless you grew up in Seattle, what you miss is posers, which are still a thing.
>>83998249
I've had a taste of the real thing before and I just can't settle for the cheap imitations, because at the core they are seriously disappointing.
>>83989932
She's fuckin cute. Only started getting into her recently.
>>83992896
Eileen Roberts from Regular Show
good luck finding more like this
>>83988407
Nobody actually wore that shit. You only ever saw it on tv shows between 89 and 92.
Here's what kids actually wore in the 80s.
A: Tight as fuck jeans. (Until stonewashed jeans came out.)
B: T-shirts for surfboard companies. (C&C Surf, Ocean Pacific)
C: Alligator shirts.
D: Tuffskins cordurouys. (If you were a nerdy kid.)
>>83989568
My mom actually had to cut the shoulder pads out of her shirts because she had broad shoulders for a woman. It was literally impossible to buy a nice blouse or jacket without shoulder pads built in.
1970s wasn't ankle length skirts, it was micro miniskirts. As short as girls could get away with.
>>83981713
They still are.
>>83989478
kek
>>83989569
Are you kidding? Yoga pants are the best fashion trend since the macro-mini-skirt.
>>83990130
>no AIDS
>free love
>endless drugs
>no political correctness
As long as you weren't drafted it seemed pretty good
>>83983656
Those look more like 90s clothes.
>>83981713
>Jew
that word triggers me
>>84001520
You're on the wrong board, bubbeleh.
>>84001554
ugh. gas yourself
which won't be hard considering how fat you are
>>84001572
You're getting your stereotypes mixed up, most Jews are painfully skinny.
>>84001601
you probably never worked in a corporation
![heavy_metal4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/94md7yN.jpg "heavy_metal4[1].jpg")
I can't find a screenshot with her glasses ;_;
>>83992359
I find it funny how a lot of Jewish girls are busty as fuck but cover it up in one instance and show it off shamelessly in another.
>pic related
>>84001705
Why isn't it on your HDD?
>>84001773
Why ain't it on yours? Glasses bros should work in pairs, otherwise we're just monocles.
>>83984345
>Not rocking Zubaz and a neon top.
Why live?
>>83989256
The high waisted bell bottoms for starters and that's not even touching the singlet.
>>83992427
>3DPD
let's not get ahead of ourselves anon.
>>84001805
We call it megane in weeb.
>>83995495
>undershirt
Thats his weighted clothing you dip.
>>84001830
There's literally nothing wrong with high waisted pants if you've got the abs to pull it off
Never was in new york. How jewish this city is?
10/10? 5/10?
>>84001978
The city is so Jewish:
every chinese restaurant on xmas is like walmart on black friday.
Strippers haggle during your lapdance.
Grocery stores have ready-made frosted birthday bagels.
The tap water is kosher.
Old women are backseat muggers.
Donald Trump feels the need to carry a gun in the city.
Waiters no longer ask for tips.
The high school mascot is the gefilte fish.
>>84002121
so... 10/10?
>>83981713
> tfw no cock hungry jewess who wake you up by emptying your balls until your sacks are dry
> tfw no cock hungry jewess who is happy that she spends time with you and isn't projecting all her issues all day on you as a scapegoat
> tfw no cock hungry jewess you wouldn't actually mind having children with.
Oy Vey
>>84002333
>implying they're cock hungry, not money hungry
>tfw no money hungry jewess to leave you bankrupt
feels good goy
>>83996295
One Simon is already obnoxious, having two Simons would drive the audience to kill themselves.
What would Bayverse Irma look like?
>>84002415
hook nose, freckles, curly hair, short, horse teeth?
>>84002415
black
>>84002658
and gay
Why are jewesses so hot
>>84002697
cause they burned in oven
>>84001913
You started this.
I think it had to do with the weird obsession of giving every animated character a different accent, and new York new girl was a go to. I mean, remember the shitty x-men series where Wolverine had an australian accent?
>>83992359
is that kat dennings?
she's got a hell of a body, but I could never get over how far apart her eyes are
>>83995495
>goku
>tail
heresy
Kind of relevant storytime over here >>84000835
>>83981713
>thirsty, nerdy New York Jewesses
they're alright to look at, but once they start talking it's usually a dealbreaker
>that nasally as fuck accent
>50% of conversations revolve around her mother
>the other 50% are about feminism and social justice
>will drink and party like no tomorrow, but will flip the fuck out if you eat a bacon cheeseburger
>seriously. bacon is bad. meat touching dairy is bad
just no
>>83989002
>No one dressed like that in the 80's
You either got Alzheimers or you're underaged b&. Of course not everyone wore exactly those clothes and of course there were more trends than just that (another anon mentioned denim jackets already), but sweatpants, gross patterns and neon colours were not something you could escape from during the period. Unless you moved to the Commie block, that is.
>>84001224
>Blonde
>Jewish
>>84004784
>When she finds out you're not circumcised.
>>84004787
In the commie block you could escape from the neon colours, but not from the haircuts.
>>84004840
Or the tracksuits.
>>84004795
>thinks that's Harley's natural hair color
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33-yTA-3cGI
>>84004784Thirsty NY Jewess here. I don't have a nasal accent, I can't stand my mom, I'm pretty mild when it comes to feminism and social justice, I don't party, I don't keep Kosher, and I don't care if you're circumcised. Sup?
I never realized Irma looks like an older, human Jeanette until now. Can't unsee it.
>>84005533
hnnnng
>>84004795
Look up pics of women in the IDF, they have a ton of blondes.
>>83995016
I don't know why I'm surprised that oldfag girlfags browse /co/, but I am.
>>83995661
Small town in New York, but no -- no hippies.
>>83996550
29.
Is there a UK equivalent of this type of girl?
>>83998664
>they turned her into a goth krang-bot in the new series
>>83996295
As much as I like opinionated shotas with glasses, he's >>84002402 right. Most of the time he was a drag and kind of boring when not being annoying. Having two, even for temporary bits would be grating, actually why I liked the Chippettes more subtracting the amount of pantsu they flash on that show.
>>83992060
>fly
Definitely the right word, look at that fucker in the red and black!
Pussy Magnet.
>>84006033
Violet from Keeping Up Appearances.
>>83981713
Before everyone got fascinated with forcing Don and April on us, some of us wanted Don to get with Irma. Especially after "Donatello's Degree"
>>84004784
How Jew we talking about? Had a jewess Anatomy and physiology professor that had the voice and mother issues but she loved to eat bacon (probably something to do with the mother issues) and shit talked 'the bloody babydick sucking Othradox' Also apparently smoked a pack a day and carried around a Dunkin' Donuts box coffee to drink through the day.
God I have never been harder for a 60+ year old woman in my life.
>>84004784
I'd fuck the shit out of Elaine Bennes though. Even now
>>84006312
I meant the irl equivalent of thirsty, nerdy New York Jewesses, but thanks
>>83981713
She's a jew....
Jews are not waifu material ever.
It's ok. I'm mexican, what I just said is not racist whatsoever.
>>83997197
Can someone give me a source on this, seems pretty funny
>>84005533
Thirsty NYC Jewboy here, where do girls like you hide out? Everyone's either taken, uninterested, or JAPs.
>>84005926
There was a time a decade back when /co/ had one of the highest proportions of female posters.
I wonder what changed?
>>84005533
>I'm not like the other jews
literally the post
>>83992891
Still have this episode on VHS with the one where Shredder thinks he's Michaelangelo
>>84007495
>I'm not like the other jews
We have an entire board for people like that
>>/pol/
>>84004039
Ha, jokes on you, you can't shoot me if I shoot myself first.
>>84005533
Are you going to ask me what's the deal with airline food?
>>84007628
fug
>>84006460
Julia Louis-Dreyfuss has somehow aged like fine wine.
