Uh, excuse me, /co/. I broke your grill.
I'm a vegetarian and my waifu is a pure red blooded carnivore but with lots of money
she'll buy a better one
blueberry ape.
>>83969271
>waifu
But Anon, that there's a Lesbian.
You can't waifu a lesbian, by canon rules if it's Lesbian it's unobtainable by male participants.
>>83969245
It's alright.
I STOLE IT.
>>83969245
I've been looking for an animated episode of Nick Arcade with the original Nicktoons cast from the Nickelodeon cable launch. it was 1979, or close to it. Doug hadn't given birth to his younger sister Judy yet, but as we all know, he would within days of the episode. the games were green screen as was the style at the time. one was Sonic, that much I remember. there might have been a Resident Evil too, and of course Call of Duty.
Doug, as most celebrity guests were, was awful at the games. he constantly died and then would look at the camera and give a "Dear Journal" speech. somehow. he came in second to Ginger Foutley, which I was surprised to see considering she had killed herself a few years ago. beating a pregnant Doug was still an accomplishment, as Judy was also given a controller and their scores counted together.
since he lost, he was deleted from the show. as in, completely deleted. it was like when a film strip catches on fire. I was scared that he would be deleted from his own show as well, but luckily there were different animators and he did not disappear from Doug like he did Nick Arcade. it was quite haunting though, and I can still hear his screams when I close my eyes.
the animated Nick Arcades were hard to come by especially since most betamax players from that time were damaged in the nuclear war with the Soviet Union. still, I distinctly remember this episode and hope to see it again. I think Doug could have gotten more points in Sonic if he had used the spin dash.
>>83969245
Get off my lawn you autistic faggot before I shoot you in the head!
The neighbors need to watch their damn son better. Fucker was in my backyard again, calling my grill "porkchop".
>>83969417
My waifu is selectively lesbian she only fucks things that are pretty
Her end game is Mako or she'll just masturbate on big piles of money
>>83969584
You're delusional.
>>83969245
DIE!!!!
YOU DID WHAT, YOU LITTLE SHIT?!?
>>83970101
ITS TIME TO SHUT ANON
I have a grill?
>>83969245
YOU BROKE MY O RING!?!?
YOOOOU BROKE MY OOOOOOOO RIIIIIING!?!?!?!?
OH WEE OH
KILLER TOFU
>>83969245
>>83969289
>>83972291
DOUGLAS YANCY FUNNY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO YOUR PENIS?
https://youtu.be/Vqri4Lvf-4s
>>83972338
>mfw I actually listened to it on the way to work today
That song has no right to be that catchy.
>>83969245
You......did....HWAT?!?!
>>83969470
it's bothering me how close their noses are
It's...
>>83974190
Relax it was that charcoal one you got for free during the mixup from the hardware store rewards program.
>>83974190
Uhhh, Beavis was, like, whacking his monkey in your camper.
>>83969245
What? You broke your gale? Are you saying that you farted?
>>83969245
THATS ALRIGHT FRIEND, LOVE YOUR COLOR PALETTE..
>>83969245
I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH IT
>>83969245
YOU WWhH H ̡AÁA͢ ͞PIII AÁT̵ T?? HOW DARE YOU KID.
>>83969245
GIVE ME THAT GREEN NIGGER COCK YOU FUCKING BLUEBERRY APE
>>83976220
kek
>>83976494
this is such a good line, is it original or was it spoofed from something before that video?
Daily reminder that the grill was very expensive
>>83969245
you broke my grill?
YOU BROKE MY GRILL!?
You raped Patti!?
>>83969245
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Remember when doug had sex in tails gets trolled?
>>83969470
The Funny boy. Then Patty must be ALONE AND UNPROTECTED!
>>83974133
The Beets are top tier.
>>83978799
HONK HONK
Fuck you i'm the real Steven
>>83980448
>sufag
>forcing in to a thread and not even posting in it right
>>83969417
didn't she want the Mako dick? wouldn't that make her bisexual?
>>83969417
This, I learned the hard way and finally managed to move on...sort of.