ITT: Characters you had no idea were real people.
>>83945639
You didn't know James Woods was a real person?
>>83945489
>black people
>real
I hate when /co/ lies
not a person but nambla
fucking why
>>83945489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lno6YgyrGX0
What in the fuck?
>>83945489
I knew that one, but i love lockup.
>>83945909
This. Speaking of South Park, I somehow never heard of Scientology before its episode. I even thought South Park completely made it up. When pic related happened, it blew my fucking mind.
>>83945639
James Woods is a massive cunt, speaking as someone who lives in Rhode Island.
>>83945639
LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH
>>83945489
Reminder that he is walking around a free man as of last year
I didn't know this kid or the "Sit down, niggaaaaaah!" teacher were real.
>>83946335
>"Sit down, niggaaaaaah!"
I actually remember that story. So I watched that episode/scene/whatever knowing exactly what that was all about.
Had no idea about this kid though.
>>83946174
This. I just can't explain that feel when I realized.
>>83945489
I have the opposite thing, i always thought jay sherman existed in real life
>>83945909
Allen Ginsberg was a member or at least a strong associate. I remember one of my friends teachers loving the guy. Dude was a degenerate. Had a few interesting things to say, but fuckers like him make me very skeptical about 50% of gays.
>>83945940
>Booty is more important than food
>>83946850
Ginsberg struck me as a guy not so much gay as a kind of sexuality the modern day LGBTQ community doesn't even have a name for yet
I'm still not entirely sure this man is real.
>>83945754
For real?
All of them?
>>83946850
>Had a few interesting things to say, but fuckers like him make me very skeptical about 50% of gays.
Oh fuck off. One prominent gay over 50 years ago being a proponent of pedophilia doesn't make most or even half of all gays pedos, you fucking moron.
I thought /co/ was smarter than this?
>>83946509
In real life, that kid is fucking adorable. He made a dumbass mistake, but he's about as far from a sociopathic hellion as you can possibly get.
Still, funny episode.
>>83946906
Kek, he is.
And it feels so good.
>>83946912
Mr. B is, at least.
>>83946906
He's real, though the image they use for him on the show is what he looked like in the 70's. Dude's actually really old.
>>83946174
Have you ever looked into scientology further? Like if they weren't so sue happy I'm sure some one would be making a movie off of the shit L. Ron Hubbard did. They tried to infiltrate like every government agency to wipe negative info on the church. They tried to make it look like journalists writing against them were insane by having members impersonate them and do crazy things.
>>83947057
Didnt they already try to make a movie off of L. Ron Hubbard's work
>>83946676
He does. His name is John Lovitz.
>>83947141
Battlefield Earth?
Isn't the Booty Warrior out now? Chris Handsome needs to watch out.
>>83945489
>>83945873
>black people
>people
I hate when /co/ lies too
Also, my first exposure to Adam West was in Fairly Oddparents, and I didn't know he was real until a while after that.
>>83946174
Despite the disclaimer, I still thought they were joking.
>>83945940
The narration and music tries to make him sound like a monster but the whole thing is just hilarious.
>>83947141
Yeah, Battlefield Earth. But I'm talking about the stuff they did in the real world. He had yacht sex parties, he tried to conjure demons using sex magics with the rocket scientist Jack Parsons. He bullshited his way to Lieutenant in the Navy by borrowing a congressman's stationary and writing himself a letter of recommendation.
>>83947213
I knew leonard nemoy and the guys from x-files because of that one simpsons episode
>>83947213
I like that Adam West played a parody of his own character.
>>83947629
Then he played a parody of himself in family guy, fucking meta
>>83946952
I like how they made Lamilton's grandmother this infuriating pushover of a caretaker, where Latarian's real grandma straight up said on TV if she didn't think the cops would come take her away she'd beat his ass right then and there in front of the cameras.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcqOgnQyXp4
they parody him in so many cartoons but as a kid I had no idea who this guy was
>>83947629
>I like that Adam West played a parody of his own character.
That's basically what his career has been for several decades. Nobody took him seriously as an actor after Batman and after spending some time trying to distance himself from it, he decided he may as well embrace it because it was the only way he was going to get work.
>>83946942
>I thought /co/ was smarter than this?
No matter what you define as "this", the answer is always "no."
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>>83945909
Seems kinda crazy to form or join an official organisation dedicated to something illegal that can land you hefty prison sentences and brand you a social pariah.
Might as well write direct to the FBI and ask them to put you on their watch list.
>>83948004
I think they were originally a bunch of creeps banded together because Gays and Lesbians were making progress in being tolerated as being open homosexuals. They thought it was a good time to out themselves as well. It's sort of like how Trannys join the LBG movements because technically there's some overlap in their goals and treatment but when put under the lens they're completely different beasts. Nambla is that but much worse and they were immediately rejected.
>>83947781
Me neither, but every time he showed up, he always made me chuckle. I guess that's the power of making a reference that's dated but not unfunny.
Watching Homer at the Bat for the first time at a pretty young age, it was pretty surreal seeing actual baseball players being part of this comedic cartoon plot. The talk with my dad (who's always been big on sports) about how those were just fictionalized versions of real people in that cartoon was pretty funny in hindsight.
>>83947781
Is that steve buscemi?
>>83947781
>>83948077
>>83948004
It's a lot more complex and disturbing.
The early days of the modern Gay/Lesbian movement, there were a lot of pedos who believed that man/boy love was "natural" and that it was critical to allow it to be made legal so "kids could discover their sexuality with older men/women".
It naturally freaked the red pill gays out, so once the gay movement started gaining traction, the gay male pedos were pushed out and had to form NAMBLA, hoping to jump on the bandwagon for the gay rights movement.
The lesbian pedos meanwhile outlasted the gay male pedos in terms of the fact that they hid their depravity better but eventually were forced out once the gay men and women splintered ideologically once the lesbians went full retard and created intersectionalism to hitch their bandwagon to the feminist movement (largely to recruit more straight women to turn gay). A lot of the nastiest of the second wave feminists, Andrea Dorkin, were pedophiles and pedo supporters who didn't hide their sick fuck urges to rape little girls until they became bull dykes.
>>83947781
> no read File name
>>83947015
I have this vinyl.
Only one I owned.
Found it in a thrift store for like a buck. figured it was good for a laugh.
>>83947015
I didn't realize he was real until I found that exact album in the clearance bin at the record store. It was surreal.
>>83947781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktsbai2D7Ps
>>83948213
This.
In the late 60s/70s, there was a serious push in the gay community to legalize pedophilia from people who could be "converted" (or groomed) if adults could fuck them with no consequence. The male part of the community rightfully shunned them once straight society started asking questions about how they could support such shit. But the lesbians kept pushing it as hard as they could, especially once the lesbian/feminist alliance happened and you had Dorkin and company tacitly supporting child fucking, as "natural".
It's one of the reasons why there are a lot of folks both in the gay community and outside the gay community, who are appalled at the idea of sex change surgery/hormonal therapy for little kids. The idea is that is the new form of "grooming" that the gay community denounced and disowned in the 70s.
Eh, I wasn't really making moralfaggy judgements on Nambla either way, just thinking it seems a bit retarded to out yourself as a pedo. But thanks for the explanations, I guess if they thought they had a chance of being accepted I can kinda see why they did it at the time.
I thought Rick and Morty completely made up the Titanic reenactment amusement park. I'm 32 fucking years old and this still happens to me.
>>83948843
Theres actually a titanic amusement park? Weird as hell.
>>83948213
>A lot of the nastiest of the second wave feminists, Andrea Dorkin, were pedophiles and pedo supporters who didn't hide their sick fuck urges to rape little girls until they became bull dykes.
I'm gonna need a link or something for this, cause it sounds like bullshit.
Paul williams
Dexters lab
>>83948378
What the fuck does trans-kids being able to transition early, have to do with supporting pedos?
>>83948843
dude link
this can't be fucking real
>>83949204
>implying kids are in any way mature enough to decide their fucking gender
I really hope you're just baiting. If a kid isn't mature enough to consent to sex, they're sure as fuck not mature enough to decide to change their gender.
mfw this is real
>>83949213
http://greatideas.people.com/2015/11/05/titanic-theme-park-resort-dubai/
http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/titanic-is-getting-its-own-ride-in-2018-see-the-twitter-reactions-2015611
>>83945489
Most of us (black people) already knew Fleece was real. The show's creator counted on that so him showing up in the show would be funny. White people didn't know he was real so they were all deadpan about it, until later they found out he was real...and even then they generally just say "Wow, I didn't know he was real. That's like SO funny"...but they don't laugh.
>>83949262
Kids can usually tell by the age of three what gender they are.
Vaguely on topic but is Kayne not known for taking jokes well? Was South Park's episode about a specific event?
my mom got thyroid cancer and turned into a modok for a while before they cut it out.
>>83949518
Allowing a child to decide their gender is absolutely fucked up, and if you support it then I hope you enjoy all the misery, suicides and mental illness it will cause. Children who don't have reasoning ability or understand long-term implications of decisions are in no position to decide something which will so drastically alter their lives and how others see and treat them. It would almost be less cruel to sexually abuse them, at least that's something they can put behind them and move on from. If they decide they've made a mistake about gender reassignment when they reach adulthood they're fucked.
>>83949489
I suppose someone should say something about you being black. Not that I care, but here's your reply. I will not be the man that breaks the tradition.
>>83948192
>>83948205
> we've never actually seen Casablanca
you have missed out on something timeless and genuinely good, fix this
>>83946952
I think you're forgetting that the incident with the fried chicken was also real
>>83946174
didn't scientology sue comedy central because matt and trey shared super secret 'truths' about scientology?
>>83948378
DWORKIN, IT'S DWORKIN GODDAMMIT! STOP SAYING DORKIN! I refuse to associate comic funnyman and deadline misser Evan Dorkin with misandrist hamplanet Andrea Dworkin.
Also, seconded on source for Dworkin being pedo. The only pedophile stuff I can find of her is her calling Ginsberg a pedo.
>>83947781
It was surprising to see that his real-life self wasn't horribly, unfathomably ugly. I think the caricature took on a life of its own shortly after they started doing that joke.
>>83949603
>It would almost be less cruel to sexually abuse them
Can you have ONE conversation without shoehorning your FUCKING SHOTA FETISH, ANON?
>>83949317
>mfw remembering that anon in the talkback thread who actually MADE sketti
>then threw up while eating
>AND ATE THE VOMIT-COVERED SKETTI
>>83949712
Not even him but
>Complaining about other people and their fetishes
>Reverse engineers a reaction image to be furries
>>83945489
>>83949776
How did you get this picture of me?
>>83949723
Oh my goodness. The things anons will do for (you)s.
>>83949707
>DWORKIN, IT'S DWORKIN GODDAMMIT! STOP SAYING DORKIN!
kek
>>83949262
That still has nothing to do with child fucking.
>>83949533
It was mainly just mocking Kanye for being a goober. Probably the Taylor Swift grammy award if you want anything specific.
>>83947781
I just realized that the maggot from Corpse Bride is supposed to be him.
>>83950632
What? Really?
>>83950638
I think he was supposed to be the host from survivor. Different name though
>>83949804
found it
>>83950678
>>83950678
Gotta love anons going down the darker paths of /ck/.
>>83950769
Why even have ramen noodle in it
>>83951063
So you have an excuse to use the chopsticks.
>>83951063
Don't try to make sense of it
>>83947057
Have you heard of Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief? A documentary on Scientology that aired on HBO. It was a pretty damn good docu, had some real fucked up shit inside the church brought to light.
>>83950769
>your chest starts to hurt, haha
I can't.
>>83950769
Welp, that's easily one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen.
>>83949317
if only her getting a pig heart was real.
Every other kid told me he was just my parents.
But i knew he was real
>>83949570
>MAR 2012
Wut
>>83947057
I looked it up a few times after that episode and even did an English paper on it a few years ago (our teacher gave us free reign on topics so I chose cults) . I remember the break ins being one of the biggest in the country's history but didn't know they went so far as to impersonate people, have quite a few murders under their belt too. Their who group is something else
>>83946174
I didn't know until that episode but years later I saw way older episodes of south park, Simpsons, and a few other shows that mentioned it pretty often. It was just that for once it wasn't a small throwaway line but a full episode that caused it to gain people's attention.
>>83945909
>nambla
Cant believe I looked this shit up
>>83945489
> Mfw half of /co/ is worthy to get raped by booty warrior
>>83947300
Well they kinda based a movie on him
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1560747/
>>83947880
It's sad because Adam was a pretty good actor.
>>83951240
DONT DO THIS IT MAKES C4
>>83953634
>bleach and ammonia
>C4
What?
>>83953663
He doesn't understand the second post in the picture is only rhetoric meant to keep people from making cool crystals.
>>83953663
Its a meme you dip
>>83953761
It's retatded. EVERYONE knos that Bleach and ammonia makesskub
>>83953789
Fuck skub.
>>83953890
GO DIE YOU FUCKING FREEDOM HATER
>>83953901
SKUB IS FOR SCRUBS.
>>83953890
Say that to my fucking face, not online
>>83948004
that's exactly what happened. Bob Hamer wrote a book about it
>>83953966
Oh, I'd be fucking your face alright.
>>83953998
>anti-skub fags are rapists
who would have guessed?
>>83952994
just as something that sounds too good to be true probably isn't. If something sounds too horrible to be real it probably is
>>83954091
How can it be rape if you're asking for it?
>>83945489
wat, hes real?
>>83954352
yeah
>>83954377
>>83945489
He's free.
http://www.theroot.com/articles/news/2015/09/fleece_johnson_aka_booty_warrior_to_be_released_from_prison/
>>83954422
>>83946174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yet2Q0M32GQ
>>83954352
Yes. Just like Uncle Rukkus and Johnny Reb.
>>83950572
Old enough to transition, old enough to fuck :^)
>>83954422
>he's out and about at this very moment
>>83945489
>>83949319
>Dubai
Copyrights be damned, outside countries don't get a single fuck
Hell Ramallah made a perfect replica of the Krusty Krab
>>83949317
>>83951388
To be fair, Honey Booboo mama is probably the best parent in reality
She isn't wasting the money she gets, she's saving it for her child's future
>>83946906
This. I found out like 5 years later.
>>83948955
It is.
>>83945489
Wait. Blacks are real?
>>83946952
if he wasnt before, he sure as fuck will be now that he got praise and media attention for it
>>83948160
Dude those guys played them selves
>>83948004
and if they were straight i'd fucking support em. instead that whole thing is the one and only thing still being demonized in this age, even moreso than ever.
>>83957602
it's not actually. you won't find facts supporting it because until recently it was just understood. like, for millennia.
i actually could grab you some links from this written-porn site i enjoy, but they seem to have dropped the more.. overt ones.
>>83949262
>>83949518
when you raise them as the wrong sex, they figure out the sex they're meant to be just as puberty starts, yeah. it's your tipoff the doctor sometimes made the wrong call, and you do the karyotype and sure enough, fuck. shouldve checked those chromosomes earlier.
nobody ever thinks they're the sex they actually aren't. they just get confused about what it means to BE that sex. and now we're supporting that without them having even the slightest struggle or opposition
>>83946174
Yeah, it's fucking crazy. They really aren't kidding. That's the amazing thing about it.
>>83947213
>didn't know adam west was real
same here buddy
>>83948192
It's Peter Lorre, from M, Casablanca, Maltese Falcon, and other stuff.
>>83949518
Sure but even though I was a boy I wanted to be a dinosaur, enough to undergo hormone therapy to become one, if it existed
>>83951240
pffft, stupid doctors, it was nerve gas
>>83947015
He's pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th5LcjgU8BE
>>83946174
The funniest thing is that the entire crew of South Park names were replaced with John or Jane Smith in the credits so Matt and Trey could protect their employees if the church sued
>>83953435
remember the oath, /co/!
>>83958290
Most people with peculiar karyotypes are straight women and raised as such.
>>83949489
No I thought it was funny because I always wondered if someone who wanted to get to Chris Hansen would try and do this to get to him, and when it happened I was laughing my ass off.
>>83956896
>the Tyson/Holyfield ear-biting scandal took place 19 years ago
>there are people born after this who can legally post on 4chan
Just roll me over, I want to die.
>>83949489
Why would a reference be funny? Do you like Family Guy?
>>83947304
I think everyone that isn't a sweaty 30 year old trekkie found about Nimoy that way.
>>83945489
So are you telling me Chris Hanson actually got raped?
>>83945940
jesus fucking christ
>>83957140
fuck me
>>83954422
Watch your ass, at all costs
