Just got back from watching Finding DoryAm I the only one that finds Destiny the whale shark kinda cute?I keep telling myself that she is for HUG, not fug!
Destiny is adorable, but I think my favorite is Bailey.
>>83944102
>>83944102
She looks so damn cartoony, it's jarring. Finding Nemo had that slight touch of realism that made it look awesome. This just looks like a cheaper imitation.But Kaitlin Olsen is hot and Destiny seems really cute.
You guys need to stop wanting to fuck anything even slightly feminine.
>>83944102
Seeing how patethic you guys are always makes me feel better about myself. Its a fish dude.
>>83944102I like her too
I still think Hank was the best character though. The dynamic between Dory and him worked very well in my opinion.
>>83944102
Bruh, get laid in real life. Seriously. What you're doing ain't healthy.
Uh. Gay fish y'all.
>>83944102
>>83944259
This.
Jesus Christ waifufags are pathetic.
>>83944180
It's not even feminine. It's literally just a cartoon shark. Doesn't even have eyelashes.
>>83944102
so fucking sick of spherical eyeballs with full colored sclerae. jesus tapdacing christ. one OR the other, at most.
>>83944259
>>83944332
>>83944199
>Calls a shark cute
>w-waifufags!
Not OP, but whats the problem?
>>83944403
It's normalfag season.
>>83944102
Does it have girly eyelashes? It is for fug
Does it have a girly voice? It is for fug
Does is have a girly body? It is for fug
Does it have a penis but still looks girly? Nigga, that's gay as hell.But it's still for fug
>>83944332
>you're a waifufag if you find something cute
Wow, maybe you should kill yourself champ
>>83944102
Anon loves her
>>83944558
>first Disney made you want to fuck a rabbit
>now they made you want to fuck a whaleshark
why
oh /co/ you dirty bird
>>83944102
>Am I the only
No. You might as well kill yourself right now.
>>83944102
i can safely say i would DESTROY HER
she is so cute!
>>83944882
Anon couldn't resist her fishy charms
>>83944858
I don't want Judy
But Destiny's a big fish
>>83945091
for hugs
>>83945172
Definitely for hugs
>>83944558
Cute shark
CUTE SHARK
CUTE SHAAAARRK!!
>>83944102
What kind of shark she is and where is her teeth?
>>83945091
For you
>>83945385
Whale shark. They don't have teeth.
>>83945385
She's a whale shark, and whale sharks have incredibly tiny teeth because they filter feed.
>>83945385
She's a whale shark, they eat plankton and other tiny sea creatures so they don't really have any shark-like teeth. The teeth they do have are very small.
>>83944403
>I keep telling myself that she is for HUG, not fug!
>>83944102
I'd rather a Bailey
'Finding Destiny' WHEN?!
>>83946806
I volunteered in a beluga enclosure at an aquarium in my city. Belugas, hell all whales, are creepy as fuck upclose. They look like giant anamatronic heads covered in industrial rubber and make machine-like buzzing noises. They don't seem real.
>>83944102
_ ____ __ ____ ___ _____
>>83946928
I know that--it's a character, dude. People in this thread aren't literally talking about going out and fucking a whale shark.Fuck, they probably are.
>>83946928
Anon tell us more stories about how whales are creepy
>>83946806
He was fucking adorable. I want to pet his melon
>>83947004
The eyes man... fucking black pits, they're souless, expressionless things. They just watch you, these solid black orbs that never seem to move. don't even get me started on the blowhole either, it looks like an anus on the top of their heads, and when it opens and sprays out mist, the whole area smells like rotting fish.
Was the film good?
>>83947127
Yes-- the best non-Toy Story sequel or prequel Pixar's made. Still not as good as the original, though.
>>83945385
English not your strong suit, buddy?
>>83946928
>>83947064
/co/ is gonna make fun of me but I never like whales.
They're intelligent tubes with sonic powers and teeth. They can't leave the water but need to breathe air.
I'm not articulating this well but they make me uncomfortable. Maybe BelugAnon concurs.
Good movie though
>>83947127
Just got back from watching it.
It was definitely a smaller scale adventure but it was pretty fun. Got me to tear up in some scenes but it was an alright movie. Nothing spectacular but worth the money I paid.
No shipping too.
So were they justfloating without food for a year?
>>83947160
>the best
You mean "the only good"
>>83948669
I think the most likely theory so far is that theygot captured and put back in bags a few more times along the wayWhich actually makes it a lot funnier
>>83944102
I want to make It's Always Sunny joke
>>83948669
Jacques having a clean bag was a nice touch.
>>83949583
They kinda spoiled the cameo with the credits.
Why did there need to be do many flashbacks? There was one every, like, 5 minutes and it was practically the same scene every time
>>83949613
Crud, what happened? My sister was too paranoid about blocking the isle to let us stay after the credits
Why the hell have I never noticed before that the static on the TV in the second episode is stop motion of a bunch of black, white, and gray beads behind the screen moving around?
>>83948669mfw everyone at the screening I went to left before the credits were over
Feels good.
>>83947127
Meh. It'd be pretty good for a sequel you'd pump out a year or two after the first one. Not very impressive for something 13 years later.
Very cartoony, very 'wink wink remember the first movie'.
It's fun enough for the ticket price though.
Also holy shit, 13 years, tfw you realise that this is some kid's 'Toy Story 3'
>>83944180
>>83950132
Mine too, almost. What's left were two couples and the janitor.
>>83950264
It's more Kung Fu Panda 3 if it had been shelved for a decade.
Hey Nathan, we got any songs with Destiny in them?
>>83950264
The fact that it was only one year later made me remember that they'd be all dead by Toy Story 3's timeline.
>>83949638
>Why did there need to be do many flashbacks? There was one every, like, 5 minutes and it was practically the same scene every time
ikr? It really removed me from Dory's state of mind, like the movie itself was coming to a stand still to remind her what she's doing every few minutes and we just had to sit through it.
I mean it slowly built up to a really sweet reveal, but it feels like there must have been a better way to go about it.
Other scenes where people just remember Dory and we have to trust it with no confirming flashback were really great for putting us in her shoes, letting us wonder and allowing us to understand how she can be so go-with-the-flow, because she kind of has to be.
>>83947127
it's great if you loved Dory as a character, the movie is really about her journey
>>83950312
I don't know Pickles, I don't think I really believe in destiny anymore, you know, ever since Adult Swim flushed ours down the toilet.
No offence, Nemo. Hey, tell Dory to tell the whales I said "Hi." And "Sorry for not doing... whatever..." I don't know, I don't speak whale so I was never really clear on what they... Well, no matter what happens, say "Hi."
would you?
>>83944146
And Finding Nemo only had a couple of goofy moments but you could say it was still one of their more serious films and they also only had a few plot conveniences. Finding Dory had afucking octopus driving a truck, A TRUCK while legging it from the cops! It's was a bit too convenient that it was Dory's home that was the first thing they just happen to find when they got off the current, everyone remembered Dory and Dory finding her parents as soon as got back into the sea...Honestly, this film felt more like another Toy Story than anything else.I still liked it though.
>>83951363
Jeez, that is a bitoverboard.My brother just got back from seeing it and was raving about it. It does seem fun, but it's definitely a bit jarring with that cartooniness.
>>83948613
I don't blame you.
Anything that's smart, I inherently don't trust, and some species of whales are really damn smart.
>>83951363
The conveniences made it way too cartoony, not that it wasn't a cartoon but still...
Just finished it.
Left me all warm and fuzzy inside.
>>83948613
BelugAnon here, I concur. Maybe it's because they rape people/ other animals, and kill for fun. Also, something that has a permanent shit-eating grin on its face like that deserves a good punch in the face.
>>83949613
This, friend kept going on during credits.
>Where were they?
>I didn't see them
>guys, where were they?
>Why were they in the credits?
Ruined the whole scene for me
>>83944180
>that mother bird from the short
>>83944102
>>83944133
Sometimes you are.
>>83951363
this movie obviously had much more different tone than the predecessor, and that's why I really enjoyed it because they didn't went overboard with familiarity
>>83956019
Still... I was really expecting to see them explore the ocean or something. The main highlight of Finding Nemo for me was the journey, seeing all the different sea creatures and exploring the ocean. Here they literally reach where they needed to go within minutes and all they needed to do was follow Crush and get attacked by a giant squid.
>>83946928
>anamatronic
The goyim know, shut it down!
>>83950855
Buy that plush? Nah, it's a little too chubby.
So is Finding Dory actually good then?
Also why does the whale shark's voice sound sound like a bird?
>>83944102
>Am I the only one that finds Destiny the whale shark kinda cute?
THANK GOD I'M NOT ALONE
>>83953774
I'm glad I'm not the only one
>>83958364
>Also why does the whale shark's voice sound sound like a bird?
What? Because she's got a cute voice?
Movie was terrible.
>>83959702
Can you explain why?
>>83958364
>So is Finding Dory actually good then?
It felt really manufactured and easy to me.
Mid tier Pixar at best.
>>83959671
It's an always sunny reference. The voice of the whale plays a main on Sunny and everyone on the show makes fun of her and calls her a stupid bird
>>83959671
https://youtu.be/jpEA7hw0KrQ
>>83950132
I had to take a shit.
>>83959702
Off the top of my head:
- deliberately pandery with cute baby dory
- Marlin and Nemo are there as dead weight with no real purpose
- Too terrestrial, not enough ocean. They're in the ocean for like 15 minutes then it's all the park.
- Jokes were easy and repetitive (re: Sigourney Weaver, Destiny not being able to see)
- Idris Elba is there for no reason and has nothing to do.
- Becky is a stupid "character"
- Too many situations when salt water fish are either out of water or in fresh water.
- The entire third act was ridiculously stupid even for a Pixar film. How the fuck does an octopus (or Dory for that matter) know how to drive a truck? How does an octopus have the strength to push the pedals let alone know what they are? Also how did Hank not suffocate and die when he spent the majority of histime out of the water?
- Dory's memory is entirely plot driven and has no consistency
But mostly it just didn't feel as magical or wide in scale as Finding Nemo. Characters weren't as good or well rounded.
>>83957656
It was a bit too 'similar yet different' for me. The premise opened itself up for another ocean exploration story, and Marlin goes on about his own adventure as if they compare, but then the actual film is much more reigned in to a single location.
Like, if they want to keep it in one location that's fine, but it wasn't really set up in a way that allowed it to feel satisfying.
Considering how heavy Finding Nemo was on the whole "stop fucking with wild animals, humans" theme, and kept things relatively realistic to where it could practically be going on in your own fish tank, it seems weird that this movie is set in an aquarium in a post-Blackfish world, is careless about fresh/salt water mixing, water quality, time spent out of water, time spent in fucking tiny containers (how many people are going to think coffee pots are quirky hipster fish tanks after seeing this?), kids manhandling fish, way too many fucking fish in a relatively small aquarium in that open ocean exhibit, poorly designed aquariums where fish can very easily get lost in pipes and jump out of their enclosures, and got knows what else. Sigourney Weaver's voice is the only thing that even gives lip service to their welfare of ocean life.
I'm not all "gr, irresponsible writing" about it (after all, everyone went out and bought a pet Nemo after the first one despite the whole movie being about why that makes you a massive jerk, so it doesn't really seem to make any difference), it just seems like this movie really missed the point of the first one, and a huge part of it's charm (that what we see the fish doing throughout the movie, as well as what we see the humans do to fish throughout the movie, is very comparable to what we see in real life. Instead of octopus driving fucking trucks down the highway).
>>83960251
thank you for writing the comment I was going to. especially all of the fresh water scenes. Dory Nemo and Marlin would all be dead imo
>>83944102
That's a whale shark? The scale seems way off.
>>83960251
>How the fuck does an octopus know how to drive a truck?
Haven't seen the movie yet, but I could believe an octopus could be taught the actions required for driving a truck. Those fuckers are smart and have been known to figure out all kinds of shit. I would not expect an octopus to handle driving a truck on its first try, though. It'd take learning the same way it does with everyone else.
>>83962271
... i want to eat a whaleshark
>>83946806
Man Ty Burrell has been making great choices with kids' films
>>83944373
er, i mean irides
>>83944102
They kept saying this was a whale shark but she is clearly some kind of giant bird, like an ostrich or an emu or something. They never explained how the bird could breathe underwater, either.
>Baely doesn't know what glasses are
>but he knows all about traffic, freeways, cars and police operations.
>>83968097
I want /tv/ memes to stay on /tv/
>>83960251
>How does an octopus have the strength to push the pedals
They're pretty fucking strong.
>>83968189
Clearly his handler talks to him
>whale sharks are filter feeders
>Dory gets into Destiny's pen after a trainer tosses her out of a bucket of dead feeder fish intended for Destiny
>never explained how Dory learned to read
>>83968306
Maybe Bailey was also written on the other side? I mean the whole scene was trying to convince us Destiny was an actual shark but.
>whale sharks are filter feeders
>actually believing this shit
Yall are thinking of basking sharks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqGYrlxWcdU
>>83944180
>not wanting to fuck Becky
>>83968443
nope, the trainer is just absently chucking a fish into the pen of an animal that exclusively eats krill and plankton
it's a wonder fish aren't just stealing cars daily from this place.
>>83968605
If she had a character that showed any kind of personality and a better designed head, maybe.
Handling the tang risks the chances of being badly cut by the caudal spine. These spines, on both sides of the caudal peduncle, are extended from the body when the fish becomes excited. The quick, thrashing sideways motion of the tail can produce deep wounds that result in swelling and discoloration, posing a risk of infection. It is believed that some species of Acanthurus have venom glands while others do not. The spines are used only as a method of protection against aggressors.[citation needed] Two sharp spines stick out at the caudal peduncle—the area where the tail joins the rest of the body.
>>83968650is there r34 of that trainer yet
>>83968284
not strong enough to lift their own weight off the ground. theyre better at gripping and twisting
>>83968792
Damn, I read that in Dory's voice after I read the filename.
>>83968423
I assume from reading the signs around the aquarium all her life. A wild fish would never encounter writing. More puzzling is how Marlin even knew what reading is.
>>83948669
>>83949613
I knew there was going to be something at the end of the credits. Fuck my mom, she never wants to wait.
>>83962511
>>83960251
How does Dory know how to read English and speak with whales?
>>83970615
>A wild fish would never encounter writing
Well, there is a whole lot of garbage in the ocean, a good amount of it probably with writing. And I don't say that in an environmentalist kind of way, it's just a fact.
Apparently rare for a fish to know how to read, yet every living thing seems to know what and where California is.
Also the sea otters. They are busy doing fuckall and suddenly a whale shark, a beluga and a bunch of fish show up out of nowhere and ask them if they mind standing in traffic. What the fuck?
>>83944146
Apparently Nemo originally looked "too real" and they toned it down to the movie we got, and they seem to have toned it down even further
>>83971005
Yeah, was just about to mention garbage/old ships lying at the bottom of the ocean. The sharks probably saw a lot of writing on their ship. Maybe fish in general don't pay that much attention to human objects or concepts.
>>83971005
Probably less interesting when there are baracudas and shit to worry about, and an entire ocean to explore. Sort of like how that tanked fish in the first movie was obsessed with bubbles, aquarium fish are probably prone to reading their surroundings out of boredom. Plus they're a lot more familiar since those signs aren't going anywhere, while it's easy to swim past garbage without much care.
>>83944146
>>83971043
imagine if animals in general all had human-like eyes.
>>83971026
Yeah that otter thing seemed lazy as fuck. It reminds me of Hep C saves Morty from Hep B in Rick And Morty
>Um, did we have some sort of relationship with that guy?
I feel like there's probably a deleted scene involved in that.
Was the beginning depressing for anyone else? The first scene with Dory and her parents was making a bunch of people in the back laugh but I just felt like shit watching the parents try to deal with a literal handicapped baby.
I made a thing
>>83971026
>a whale shark, a beluga and a bunch of fish show up out of nowhere and ask them if they mind standing in traffic
and then they just... do it. No questions asked. Hearing one pipe up "HOLY NIGHT, A GIANT SHARK!" or something to demonstrate any personality at all outside of "cute" gag would have made sense.
>>83971272
noice
>>83971128
I kinda want this.
>>83971272
Perfect
>>83944102
That's one kawaii dropship anon
>>83953774
>>83959642
For once it wasn't me. Instead my friend leaned over and whispered that the bird is kinda sexy.
>>83948613
Whale biologist detected
>>83944146
Marlin and Nemo are still the worst offenders of being cartoonified versions of real animals so I don't really mind.
>>83950264
>Very cartoony, very 'wink wink remember the first movie'.
Agreed. And they really drove the Sigourney Weaver, dumb seal, and Becky jokes into the ground which isn't usually an issue for Pixar.
>>83960251
My big issue was that it just felt like things were happening with no real gravity. The first one felt like such an epic. It had urgency and it was about a desperate father overcoming incredible obstacles for the sake of his son. This one was just a lot of characters trying to find each other as they all kinda got moved around. The biggest danger was being accidentally sent to Cleveland and the majority of the problems in the movie wouldn't have happened if the characters had just stayed put. They never came across anything dangerous besides the squid that came out of nowhere at the beginning and the way they just hopped around tanks and went through pipes without any humans even blinking was just a bit too convenient.
Siding with those niggas Talking about whales.
Fuck whales
Especially humpbacks
>>83948613
If it makes you feel better, we can't leave land, but we need to drink water.
>>83944403
>tfw wanted the clumsy whale shark and mnemonically challenged blue tang to end up lesbians for each other
I accept your rage, but Ellenfish is gay until proven straight
>>83972903
I wish I had degenerate friends. My friends are all normalfags
>>83973322
Oh is it sharkposting time?
>>83944102
I tried to not focus on her mouth. It did weird things to me.
>>83944259
Nah im good son
>>83973647
Good thing she wasn't a basking shark then, eh?
>>83973769
they're kinda creepy, but in a dead body sort of way instead of "irrational terror" scary like baleen whales
>>83971272
Needs to be 300x100
>>83946928
I agree 100% man, dolphins too, ESPECIALLY river dolphins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E19vQOiZ8z8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbCAFt2b4lI
>>83973871
nah, Disney will found a way making them cuter than the actual thing
>>83974593
Me gusta
>>83974305
>Jeremy Wade almost pulled into a River Dolphin Rape Cave
>>83974305
What the fuck was Wade even blathering about?
His narration make it sound like he was walking in the savanna by a pride of lions.
>>83968556
he's clearly just rescuing his friends and will spit them all out safely later.
>>83974593
GET OUT GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
porn when
I really liked it but some things about it irked me and the more I think about them the more they annoy me
This movie out of any movie i'd seen I think is the most convenient movie of all time.
Dory constantly gets lucky all the time and they even use that as a crucial plot point (thinking like dory is literally just going into a situation full retard and coming out fine on the other end.) When characters get out of bad situations for free its a major cop out and gives us no insight on their character. Her memory also only works when it's needed for the plot and has no consistency or rules.
Neemo was total brat, marlin should have left him home. All he does is use the power of hindsight to act like a dick to his dad.
The morals were super off Just keep swimming is the worst advice to give to a lost child, and thinking like doring just means go in mindlessly into every situation.
Lastly, did anyone else get a weird romantic vibe from marlin and dory? Felt like they were gonna kiss and it made me very uncomfortable.
I mean I actually enjoyed the movie quite a bit but as far as pixar goes this is probably middle of the pack and had flaws.
>>83968650
>The whale shark is a filter feeder – one of only three known filter feeding shark species (along with the basking shark and the megamouth shark). It feeds on plankton including copepods, krill, fish eggs, Christmas Island red crab larvae and small nektonic life, such as small squid or fish.
>such as small squid or fish.
>>83975275
>Lastly, did anyone else get a weird romantic vibe from marlin and dory? Felt like they were gonna kiss and it made me very uncomfortable.
Yeah, same here. I'm glad they didn't, and I think we can trust that they have no intentions to go there, but even what was there was like "jeez guys, bit much."
I agree with the rest of what you said too. It's such a shame though that they took what was widely thought to be the most important Pixar film since Toy Story, and made such a lukewarm followup. Standing on its own, it's just a fun flick, but judged against it's predecessor it's seriously disappointing and just leaves a really bad taste in my mouth in terms of accusations that Pixar's just following the money these days. The fact that they would go forward with a sequel to fucking Finding Nemo with anything but an absolutely excellent concept really doesn't sit right with me. Especially after all this time - a distance from the original like this usually inspires hope of "wow, they must really have something good to dredge this back up," only to find... no, not really, just a fun little movie.
The Toy Story series might just be the same movie three times in a row, but it's a really good movie three times in a row. Monsters University might just be a bit of fun with a pinch of gutpunch, but so was the first one so who's complaining. But Finding Dory just doesn't cut the mustard at all.
Most importantly, it makes me very nervous about the fact that we're finally getting The Incredibles 2, pretty much the only Pixar film that has been begging for a sequel ever since the original release, while Pixar's for the first time in an era where I'm not sure I trust them to do it justice.
Not to mention Toy Story 4, when #3 was begging to NOT have a sequel.
>>83975950
>Monsters University might just be a bit of fun with a pinch of gutpunch
Oish, that movie.
It gets to me how many people don't understand one of the big lessons in it, and it's a lesson that I haven't seen touched on before.
A ton of movies and stuff focus on how "no matter how hard you try, you will achieve your dreams", but sometimes you're not built for your dreams. Sometimes you're not built to be a bodybuilder, or president, or a scarer. It's the universe saying that you belong somewhere else, and you have to be man enough to understand that some mountains aren't yours to climb.
>>83976371
...Make that a dollop of gutpunch.
>>83971272
I accept it.
>>83975337
>small squid or fish
it's referring to incredibly small squid such as babies or tiny guppies
they rarely eat anything that isn't microscopic to the point where researchers claim it's 99% plankton
>>83970761
Destiny is half whale so she taught her.
Going to be disappointed as fuck when they don't have her use that enormous mouth of hers to swallow some other, smaller fish. Even a bad guy would have been awesome to watch slowly disappear down her throat, only for her complete bubbly demeanor to never change
>>83944102
HNNGG
Octopus =/= chameleon
>>83959702
>>83960251
>>83962079
>>83970004
>>83973190
>>83944133
Why does the phrase piss people off so much?
It's not literal.
>>83962079
>imo
How is it your opinion that a saltwater fish would die in a fresh water environment? it's exactly what would happen. The lack of salinity would cause their cells to take on too much water and their systems would shut down.
>>83944102
>whale voiced by a bird
>>83944102
>The whale
>Not the cockney sea lions
stupid sexy sea mammals
I wish they toned it down on the pop culture jokes
The Sigourney Weaver shit would be ok if it was just an unnamed announcer that Dory listened to and thought was her friend, but making it Sigourney instantly dates the joke
Also it had way too much focus on humans,should have been like 1 where you didnt focus on them so much like with the dentist
Also why the fuck do fish know about police/jail/freeways/driving , the climax was so out of place
>>83944146
>>She looks so damn cartoony, it's jarring. Finding Nemo had that slight touch of realism...
Yeah, no. Took me a moment to even figure out what the fuck Dory was, and that's mostly because of the unique color scheme. The entire front half of her body is so wrong.
Destiny's proportions are much closer to those of an actual whale shark, just with bigger eyes. They are goofy looking mother fuckers.
>>83974865
River dolphins are actually pretty dangerous, they have been recorded breaking the leg ligaments of large mammals so they drown and then eat the decomposing body.
>>83974676
i'd like to see them attempt to make goblin sharks cute
>>83982305
not even really news.
I kinda want that fucking derp seal.
>>83983747
I'd really want to get destiny but I don't care much for most of the others.
>>83974593
>seal posting
>>83980038
Yea octs are way better.
>>83981666
Sigourney Weaver is a pretty timeless actress and the joke still works fine even if kids don't know her. You don't actually need to know the reference to understand the joke is "Human voice introduces itself by name and characters act like they know her personally." That being said, they kept saying Sigourney Weaver so much that it kinda ran the joke into the ground.
Also I assume that Bailey and Destiny can know about the police and freeways simply by spending their lives in the facility, in the same way the fish at the dentist office had various knowledge of the human world. Climax was still pretty out of place though.
>>83973265
I can stay in the water for several hours and be none the worse for wear, but if you put a whale on land for that long, it would be dead.
>>83989111
Yeah, I remember being a little kid and seeing jokes about all kinds of celebrities without having any idea who they were supposed to be. But I always caught on that they were celebrities of some sort, and that was all I needed to get most of the basic jokes, if not some of the subtleties behind them.
A good example was watching the South Park movie. I don't think a lot of the audience watching that knew who Brian Boitano was, but you get the idea that he's a real celebrity in some circle and that the song is exaggerating his abilities. Learning that he's a figure skater isn't necessary, it just makes it funnier.
>>83989319
The Brian Boitano joke was also a reference to the original south park shorts, when the kids are more impressed that Brian Boitano showed up than Jesus or Santa.
>>83989388
Yeah. And it's a very similar kind of joke there, too. I think I saw that ep as a kid and understood that time they did it well enough also. I know I saw both before I actually looked up who Brian Boitano really is.
>>83981666
>Yeah, but Sigourney Weaver does a lot of voice work for nature documentaries, so it's not like it was completely random.
>>83944222
Yeah Hank was good. Somewhat a "If I didn't need her tag I would flush her"
>Frank x Dory
>Judy x Nick
FINALLY Disney is addressing what would inevitably happen when all these different species are sapient together.
>>83950132
It is a pixar movie. There is always something at the end
>Dory telling Hank he's technically a Septopus and that he has three hearts
There is something really cute about animal characters learning trivia about themselves, especially when their reaction is along the lines of "well, shit!"
What did /co/ think?
>>83992153
Enjoyable enough, but it never really delivers the same sense of heart or danger that the first one did. Despite being enjoyable, it seemed like it was an unnecessary movie made as a cashgrab and it never really convinced me otherwise.
Hank managed to be the best character and most blatant plot device.
>>83990425
Except for the times that there weren't.
>>83992226
Thing is, I never really enjoyed the first one. Even when I watched it when I got older, I got why people liked it, but it never clicked for me.
I'm surprised by the high reviews this one has though, and thought it might be worth seeing in theatres.
>>83992397
That's how I feel about Ratatouille
I want to say I'm a bit surprised by the high reviews. The RT score seems a bit high, but then I consider what it actually means and I guess it seems reasonable that over 90% of people could consider this movie to be above a 5/10.
>>83992484
Really? I thought Ratatouille was a solid 8. Pretty comfy movie. Like it's on the lower cusp of Pixar's best.
>>83992484
I'm with you. It's my friends favorite Pixar movie but it just did nothing for me.
I'm trying to research the size of whale shark vagina. For lewd.
>>83992940
pls no
>>83992940
>>83994525
I'm not the same guy, but apparently shark brains are shaped like vaginas.
>>83971228
Same here. I think I felt my heart ache more in the first 5 minutes than the later parts of the movie. I feel a lot of people always viewed Dory as a sort of comic relief than a fish that grew up alone with brain issues.
>>83990403
Neither of those are a thing, though.
>6 days
>no porn
it was all for nothing
>>83992484
>>83992671
>>83992731
Holy fuck, where have you been all my life?
I also think ratatouille is overrated./tv/says it's the best pixar animated film to date and should be praised like a studio ghibli kino.
To me, it was great, but not to their extent. I don't get the fascination they have with that movie.
>>83962271
They don't start off huge.
>>83973603
That's a fucking tiger shark. That takes some balls to do.
Some thoughts:
- I think I saw Mr. Incredible (actually Bob Parr) walking around the Marine Institute.
- I really wish they put in an Admiral Kirk/Monk Spock walking around it. It was clearly referencing the Monterrey Bay Aquarium (the Cetacean Institute in ST IV)
- I didn't see the Pizza Planet truck.
- It was really refreshing to see a movie, especially a kids' movie, where we're allowed to laugh at retards again. The sea lion and Becky were funny because they were a little slow in the head and funny looking. Thanks for that.
- Please GOD let the Blu-Ray have a "watch the aquarium background" feature like the Nemo disk had.
- HOLY SHIT did this movie look great. Beautiful animation. And notice that the clownfish now actually have scales!
-Those lines of shellsmade me fucking weep.
-There were some great visual gags (The fish jumping tanks when the truck swerved. I lol'ed.)
- WHY THE FUCK DID THEY HAVEA PICTURE OF DARLA!?
-I loved that the beluga's head was constantly pulsing. And his Daredevil-vision thing was awesome.
The Piper short before the movie was better. The animation was simply amazing.
Pixar has been slipping the last few years.
>>83997218
The sand animation on that was amazing.
>>83996820
The pizza planet truck is allegedly under water in the area where they encountered the squid.
>>83944102
>ITT zootopia discussion but jerking off to fish
>>83996599
Yeah, and now that guy has been immortalized in meme form.
>>83973603
It's kind of funny to think how fast that shark could have said "Nah, fuck this" and began thrashing his ass.
>>83992484
>>83992671
Ya'll crazy. Ratatouille is one of ,my favorite Pixar movies and got me into cooking.
>>83997817
Did they ever release a cookbook of everything that was made in that movie?
>>83944102
She is for plankton, not spankton
She is for krill, not netflix and chill
She is for squid, not implanting with kid
>>83944102
Looks like another dumb quick cash-in by Disney and Pixar Jews to rope in dumb kids, manchildren, and furfags.
>>83997915
the more you tell me I can't get dat tail, the more I want it.
>>83982305
And what is so bad about that? We have dicks, why do we need to only use them on one species. That's a huge waste
>>83982305
>>83998169
>You will never be part of a "superhero" team that travels the galaxy, looking for new intelligent life to seduce and fug.
![latest[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2EdD1DW.jpg "latest[2].jpg")
>>83980038
Wrong
>>83997915
Fish are for friends, not for food.
>>83997915
>She is for krill, not netflix and chill
>>83998464
Fish are friends, not lewd
In the trailer they mentioned Morro Bay
I live there, is it involved much with the movie or is it just a misdirection?
>>83980883
Then don't use it. Problem solved.
>>83944102
Why do I want to fuck the Whaleshark so badly?
>>84000308
Eyes, Mouth, and Voice
>>84000308
I agree, some thing must be done to take our minds off those plump lips and seductive eyes...
>>84000999
Why you must post the night terror of my next sleeping cycle, Beelzebub?
>>84000999
THE TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN!
>>84001105
This life as you now live it and have lived it, you will have to live once more and innumerable times more
>>83981855
Sounds like made-up bullshit from drunk locals to stimulate the dumb propaganda from that encantado myth.
>"Remember, mija: don't ever fall in love with a bald musician or he'll spirit you away to his pueblo and leave you with a bastard child to raise."
Jeremy's just doing that shit for buzz.
>>83973322
I need more of these. I relate.
>>83981855
dolphins don't eat rotting flesh their bodies aren't meant for it. they're not fucking crocodiles.
>>83944102
Weren't the fish going to Cleveland fish that wouldn't be able to survive in the wild? Doesn't that mean all the fish on the truck will end up dying?
>>84003298
no, they were taken for exhibit in Cleveland
>>84003369
The blues, but the general purpose and rest of the fish were for those that couldn't survive the wild.
>>83992484
I just love how much details Brad Bird putting in every scene involving cooking
>>83974305
Oh shit, I thought River Dolphins were extinct.
>>83944102
>make it a fish
>call it a whale shark
WTF humans
>>83996477
It's always been my least favourite Pixar film (never saw Cars. Brave and The Good Dinosaur have probably usurped its position by now though).
The whole premise was just uninteresting, the way Remy controlled the chef by pulling his hair was just fucking retarded, and so was the villain chef's plan to make the rat design fucking frozen dinners, what? I haven't seen it since it came out, and just typing all that shit makes me think "no, that can't be right, I must be remembering wrong."
But the character designs were great, and that moment where the critic is reminded of his mother was fucking fantastic. Everything else was stupid and forgettable.
>>83997569
>>83973603
It couldn't, actually. The whole reason he's doing that is sharks have a bunch of nerves or something on their nose, and they become completely paralysed if you massage them like that. It's supposed to be like your best defence against a shark if it's moving slow enough to grab it.
>>83998529
That's this film's P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney. Except they spend like 3/4ths of the movie actually there instead of just trying to get there.
>>83944403
they're just shitposting
No one has ever shipped Marlin and Dory together even from the first movie. It's amazing that these two did not end up romantically together and remain as best friends.
>>83971272
I love it
>>84005465
I think it's just because Marlin had a wife and doesn't want another romantic relationship.
>>83996820
>A PICTURE OF DARLA
WHAT.
