AAAAAHHH! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
SOMEONE! FOR FUCK SAKE JUST TELL ME WHAT COMIC THE X-MEN BRING BACK THEIR OLDER MEMBERS FROM THE PAST?????
WHY IS JEAN ALIVE??? WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE 2 SCOTTS??????
3 FUCKING DAYS! 3 FUCKING DAYS STRAIGHT OF SEARCHING AND FUCKING NOTHING!
FUCK
>>83901571
All New X-Men by Brian Bendis
>>83901571
Bendis "Bendis ?" All new x-men
>>83901571
It's best if you pretend it didn't happen.
>>83901591
Im going to actually suck you dick if thats correct. Im coming to your house and im going to plop your sausage in my mouth and suck your balls dry
>>83901571
Why haven't you just given up on the X-Men?
>>83901571
>3 FUCKING DAYS STRAIGHT OF SEARCHING AND FUCKING NOTHING!
Really?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=WHAT+COMIC+THE+X-MEN+BRING+BACK+THEIR+OLDER+MEMBERS+FROM+THE+PAST
>>83901617
See kids? Reading X-Men turns you into a degenerate. Remember, mutants are the enemy!
>>83901591
wait, where the fuck does uncanny x-men fit in?
>>83901628
Maybe OP spent three days searching in the woods instead of using the internet.
>>83901617
Just make sure you do it BEFORE actually reading the fucking comic. Or else you'll try biting it off.
>>83901617
Bobby pls
>>83901661
What does you're heart tell you?
>>83901661
Supposed to be read at the same time, Uncanny is Cylcops and Magneto's group, All-New is the past X-Men come back to stop Cyclops.
>>83901571
Do you live under a rock? How is this hard to find at all?
>>83901716
im going to vomit
>>83901716
And then they teamed up
>>83901666
Well the woods do have their comics awefully catalogued, so I guess it makes sense.
>>83901729
OH ITS THAT COMIC! oh im excited now!
>>83901571
AAAHHHHHHRRRRRRGGGGGGGG
The funny thing is, as stupid as the X-Men's current status quo it is, it's pretty normal for them historically speaking
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>>83901756
Yes, turns out the comic with the teenage O5, is the comics that brought the teenage O5 back. Now have fun reading that boring waste of your time.
>>83901803
it sounds funny tho...
>>83901845
Don't listen to the haters, it has lots of great moments. Although Uncanny X-Men was the better of the two, but they share the same plotlines.
Jean comes back alive so many times I don't even try to figure out why anymore.
>>83902090
>I've Never Touched an X-Men Comic in My Life - The Post
>>83901617
>Jean Grey turns another
>>83901571
I miss the original
They should make a show about the x force and each epsidoe or arc they will introduce a new mutant
>>83902400
I mean x factor
>>83901571
Calm your balls dude.
The movies never are true to the comic source. They are just inspired by them.
>>83902454
Never seen the movies, I care about the fact that im reading guardians of the galaxy and out of nowhere were rescuing jean from the past from gladiator. like wtf?
>>83902400
Busiek pls
>>83902541
How old are you? You're typing like someone that's trying to appear younger than they are.
>>83901617
Are you a trap or sissy because sort of down
>>83902626
no i just type shitty, 22 if you absolutely need to know
>>83902663
I can be whatever you want me to sugartits
>>83901617
>>83902663
>>83902859
Too hot for 4chan
>>83902074
Bendis's UXM and ANXM had good ideas and concepts going, but ultimately suffered from being super fucking decompressed, typical Bendis speak, editorial meddling, and towards the end Bendis himself not giving a fuck.
>>83903019
You forgot to mention the fact that Bendis dragged an event tie-in out for so fucking long the next year's event came around and ended before the original tie-in did.
>>83904356
Hilarious.
>>83904356
and that tie in ended with a time traveler resetting everything
>>83904356
Is this real
>>83901591
All New X-Men by Brian Bendis?
>>83904356
Secret Wars? Haven't got around to that one. I liked Battle of the Atom.
>>83904502
Last Will and Testament of Charles Xavier. It's completely real. And like >>83904424 said, the entire fucking arc ended with a time traveler resetting the situation so that absolutely nothing came out of it.
>>83904578
BENDIIIIIIIIIIIS
>>83901666
>just imagining some guy looking as confused as randy marsh rushing through the forest yelling jean
>jean? Jean? Why are you so young Jean? Jeaaaaan?
https://youtu.be/gHAgFhNGbo0
>>83903019
Uncanny was a great premise with Cyclops going revolutionary. I was expecting the Summers Rebellion, or at least an X-Force type of team.
All New would have made for a great miniseries. 6-12 issues of the original team making sense of what the world becomes, and their modern counterparts realizing how far they have moved from the dream.
>>83904572
No, even worse. It was Original Sin. It was only a couple months long and everyone immediately forgot it existed, but Bendis wrote about that shit for an entire fucking year and a bit. It was hilarious.
>I liked Battle of the Atom.
How? I'm genuinely curious. Battle of the Atom is a mess in pretty much every regard. How can you like it?
