Creepy Susie
*unzips dick*
>>83865719
how do you unzip your dick?
>tfw you'll never have a gf who will roleplay/cosplay your favorite /co/ FOTM and instead just says "why are you fantasizing about children's cartoon characters"
could be paler but pretty good
>>83865788
>he doesn't know how to unzip his dick
>>83865788
You need to get it caught in your zipper first. Easier than it sounds, trust me.
>>83865788
>doesn't know how to unzip ones dick
Found the woman
>>83865788
It's rather easy when you learn the right technique.
>>83865838 is one of them.
Dayum.
>>83868646
You mean like Ben Stiller did in There's Something About Mary?
Nope, not even going to attempt that.
Nice lips
>>83865692
Who is this Semen Demon.
>>83865692
is that an actual lazy eye? wow
>>83865788
>>83865692
Creepy but Hot though
I SUMMON HERNY
>>83866200
Funny thing is, this particular panel isn't even cropped.
>>83865692
If anyone wondering who is she.
Instagram.com/alterhacker/
>>83866897
>won't cosplay
The fuck you even keep her around for?
>>83872250
Oh, she's /r9k/'s resident waifu.
>>83865788
Use your dicks zipper
>>83865788
>unzips dick
>>83872730
Why the Hot & Innocent girls is always suicidal ?
>>83872730
Funny thing about France: they have one of the highest win ratio when it comes to warring in Europe. Their bad reputation is mostly due to Brits beating their chests about defeating Napoleon in Waterloo and the Blitzkrieg.
>>83872852
cause they hot they can't have a normal interaction with other human being without being tried to get fucked, but they are too innocent to know how to use that in their advantage, so they depress.
>>83872852
Suicidal? What do you mean?
>>83872730
If shes being that attention whore that much, Why shes not doing nudes ?
>>83873208
doesn't want you to see her dick, that means less followers
>>83873233
Shes 100% Female.
>>83873233
That would probably get her more followers desu
>>83873302
For You.
>>83873396
...And 99% human populations.
>>83865788
man my comment is delented.
it was a dick that has a zip on it
>>83873208
why are you not doing nudes?
Is this the new Creepy-chan?
So... why is there so much porn of creepy susie? It's almost impossible to look up anything about her without finding r34
>>83873208
Crispy is not for sexual!
>>83873866
>why is there so much porn of creepy susie?
>>83872138
>I SUMMON HERNY
This is why.
>>83873953
Soon she will.
>>83872250
Jeez louise she is adorable
Why couldn't I have been born cute
>>83873994
what does that even mean
>>83873997
wait, she underage?? oh fuck what have I done
>>83873997
Cutedogs.
>>83874056
Shes not underage.
Shes already 18 in early 2016
>>83865692
>>83872852
>>83873454
>>83873997
>>83874100
Fuuuuck. Girls with short hair and goths are my weakness! She's fucking adorable.
Oh yeah and since there's only been one Creepy Susie picture here, I'll put another.
>>83872934
France has one of the strongest military records in the world, and a reputation for insane levels of bravery and courage in its soldiers.
Then WWII happened, and they've been dogged with this 'lol surrender monkeys' rep since. It wasn't even the military or the people that surrendered, it was just the top members of government, too.
I feel kind of bad for them.
>Creepy Susie has no genitalia.
>>83874443
Oh yeah.
>>83874443
She has a vagina, it's her hair that's fake.
>>83874725
Nah, she doesn't have one. She just has full-body vagina powers because she was bitten by a radioactive vagina. Life is full of cruel ironies.
she's fucking perfect
kek she just posted this on her twitter
She's the best creepy susie cosplayer I've seen but there's also not that many to begin with
>>83875263
Makes me a little self-conscious about what we usually talk about here in regards to Creepy Susie.
Just a little, though.
>>83875263
Well she did a really good job with the cosplay.
>>83875263
>Wow I look really cute in this cosplay. I wish everyone could see it!
>Oh god all the nerds on /co/ are obsessing over it.
This is probably like a monkey's paw situation for her.
>>83875263
That's hilarious. How could you not see this coming? That's what happens when you produce good content.
>>83874443
>>83874500She still has an ass.
>>83875603
How can you be sure?
>>83875603you wish
>>83875645
>>83875664
>>83866200
Holy shit, best Rogue. Source?
>>83875735
welcome to 4chan.
>>83875263
i wanna marry her.
>>83875645
>>83875664
Oh she has one alright
>>83875735
Sauce is in the file name and pic related.
>>83875758
Fuck you
>>83875851
Thank you
>>83875729
Everything poops, but not everything poops from its ass.
>>83875954
What are you implying?
>>83875981
>2016
>Still have a one way digestive tract.
>>83876246
She clearly has a mouth, nose, and ears.
Alterhacker, if you reading this....
DO NUDES !! YOURE LEGAL NOW !!!
Yknow, she looks like she'd be able to pull off a perfect cosplay of Ace from JLU.
>3D worship
You're better than this /co/
>>83877046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv0S2gzcEeU
https://desustorage.org/co/thread/82585251/#82667434
>>83873375
Depends. Seen it fall on both sides of the fence. Mainly those that lose is due to most their numbnut followers believing they'd have some chance of getting into their shorts.And finding out the woman the pined for is bigger than them makes then feel tiny
>>83876724
Probably so.
Cute!
>>83872934
The French suffered so much losses during WWI, they had very little physical and mental manpower to defeat the Germans a second time. Germany only suffered economically because of the Great War and with paying the war reparations. Plus all the militairy staff and industrials from WWI were still in charge at the beginning of WWII. This while France is suffering from losing a huge part of its male population, colonial unrest and poor militairy investments. Perhaps without France its great sacrifices, WWI could have been won by the Germans, but I could be wrong. Also the succes of the French conquering Europe was due to its promise of liberty and a really good lawbook, but as with any power blobbing through Europe, they got way too greedy(see Russia, wtf was Napoleon thinking?!)
Also life is suffering and I will never have a qt girl to argue with every day about stuff while also doing cute stuff
>>83865692
Who the fuck is this asspie?
>>83881679
how do you not know Creepy Susie? Lurk more.
>>83882241
No doubt more than a week old.
>>83875263
As if she doesn't lurk the gay threads.
>>83872250
>>83872852
>>83873454
I'm in love, /co/!
>it's a herny bait thread
>>83883886
Haven't had a Ghoul School thread in a while.
>>83883992
>mfw I just watched Ghoul School the other day
Why did I like it so much as a kid? Why does /co/ like it now? Is it all just waifuism at work?
>>83875263
Who?
>>83884098
Yep. Why else?
You didn't think we were really driven so batty by the diealogue, did you?
>>83885725
I for one thought the dialogue wasfangtastic
>>83885104
This girl, the one in OP's post
>>83885104
The person cosplaying as Susie.
>>83886478
>>83885813
Ah right, so something that doesn't matter.
>>83886769
nothing really matters
>>83873208
I like the dude in the van in the back staring them down.
>>83886990
>>83885813Post her feet
>Anzu will never cosplay Susie
JUST
>>83887181
Imagine how often she has to shave
I'm gonna try and say this with as few pedophilic overtones as I can...this girl is insanely beautiful.And does anyone know if she's going steady with someone or not?
>>83887763
She's single my good friend
>>83887325
Don't be ridiculous, that boy clearly isn't of shaving age.
>>83887904
Don't bully Anzu!
>>83887958
Bully how? There's nothing wrong with traps.
>>83888035
Anzu is a GIRL! With cute girl feets!
>>83888063
>>83887958
>>83887181
Anzu is a filthy arthropod
>>83887325
Laser hair removal. Like a turtle shell down there.
>>83888063
>>83887958
>>83887763
Imagine being proud Turkish papa of Degenerate Weeaboo slut
>>83865692
Is it me or does she look like Clarissa?
>>83888063
Post her feminine penis already.
>>83875729
Apples don't poop. I want a refund.
>>83888317
She has a cute, sticky vagina! But sadly, I have no pics of it.
>>83888378
>vagina
This isn't cute at all.
Needs a penis.
>>83888378
I'd love to tear that boipussy up.
>>83874443
>>83874500
>>83874725
Her vagina is canon.
>>83872934
WW2 really tarnished their reputation, especially for how relatively accommodating they were being occupied by the Nazis after they surrendered.
curious to know her ethnic background. French? Turkish?
>>83873208
Who's the mini-Raven, is that her sister?
