>Better get a closer look at these.
http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/
"Giant, muscular strongwoman" really needs to be a more common thing.
>>83842670
Wait. If these are like those tattoos that Anja, Donlan, and Eglamore have, that means Eglamore personally tattooed Parley's back
>>83842670
>still no sign of William and Janet, the two most important characters of the webcomic
How will ever I know if they'll relationship is still secret???!!!!! 0/10, Tom
Is it just me, or is it really hard to pull off a "showing off the powers to your friends" scene without it coming off as... amateurish and fanfiction-y.
>>83842713
Maybe
Or the Court has an ink contact out in the wilds
>>83842670
>Smitty mirin' in the fourth panel
>>83842670
George has never been this cute. I like it!
>Andrew eating up the eye candy
Smitty, pls.
>>83842713
Yeah, and? Ain't nothing wrong from getting some ink from your mentor.
>>83842782
He's in awe, hugely turned on, and aware of his impending doom all at the same time.
Parley looks off model in the strips
it's like her head is way too small for her body
>>83842670
>>83842782
>>83842825
Smitty is all about dat visible bra strap.
>>83842670
So, this whole "I have superpowers now' plotline feels really contrived.
>>83842958
not really, parley was appointed as the new protector by the leader dude (janet's dad) so she has to get traiing from the previous dude, eglamore.
>>83842958
She already had superpowers.
Now she just has more.
>>83842958
>character goes to get training to be a badass
>comes back as a badass
>"contrived"
You're just mad cause we didn't see a training montage. Be patient. That's almost certainly what the next extra comic is going to be.
OH LAWD MAKE IT STOP.
MY DICK CAN'T GET ANY MORE HARDER.
LET ME OFF THIS RIDE.
>Annie has magic powers
>Kat has innate, semi-supernatural understanding of technology
>Smitty is just a "normal" guy with ridiculously good luck
>Parley spent the summer in training and came back as a superhuman
Now we just need someone to replace 90% of their body with cybernetics and we'll be full Shadowrun.
>>83842670
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>>83843193
Robot has 100% of his body cybernetics
>>83842670
He should get a haircut.
RIP smitty's dick
Where did Eglamoee fuck off to? Gonna go see Jones or something?
Soo, Parley's boobs got smaller? She's getting a realistic female bodybuilder body? That's a shame.
>>83843346
Not smaller in the sense that they shrank, but the added muscle mass pulls them a little tauter.
>>83843235
>>83843346
>>83843380
"Oh, there's one more trick I have to show you. You're going to love this one, Smitty. Jones taught it to me."
>>83843346
>She's getting a realistic female bodybuilder body?
No, she's getting a realistic combat oriented body. Bodybuilders lift to show off. Fighters get swole to fight. There's a very real difference.
>That's a shame.
How is that a shame? That's just how it is.
>>83842670
>tfw finally gonna have sex
>she unfastened her belt
>suddenly a huge bulge is shaping inside her panty
wat do
>>83843951
Lick lips in anticipation, get more lube.
>>83842670
>>83843482
>tfw Andrei will never draw porn this good ever again
>>83842860
>she big
>>83844324
Pearl, no.
>>83843028
> The "montage" is Parley and Elgamore tanning on a beach sipping margaritas.
> So what now?
> We get magical steroids.
> Neat.
>>83842740
That's because it's basically an exposition dump.
Show, not tell.
>>83844146
Why would you say that?
>>83844741
>>83842740
Well the other way is to have a situation that requires usage of all those new tricks and then it becomes contrived. Or even look like an asspull when "just got it from training" is an exact answer to the situation several times in a row.
>>83843193
>and we'll be full Shadowrun.
Wouldn't mind seeing the gunner gang in this style.
>>83842670
I think the most obvious question here is ...
Why the fuck would the court have brick buildings?!
It's supposed to be this giant artificial landscape of monolithic blocks of concrete and steel that stands in direct contrast to nature.
What is something as old, inefficient and natural as STONE bricks doing there?
>>83844796
Except that's how you generally do it though.
Have you ever seen an anime?
>>83844796
> Hurr contrivance!
Protip: Combat Training gives combat skills and experience. It doesn't happen sitting behind a computer screen getting mad at a comic.
>>83844827
>brick buildings
Good question, but it appears to be presented as one of the mysteries in the story. Tom just says he used Birmingham buildings as reference, which, like most in Britain, are brick.
Some say the founders built the court, by what means we can only speculate; others that the Seed Bismuth grew it.
I like to think of the Seed as a magical thing that creates things inspired by human thoughts, maybe with part of the Tic-Toc property of transforming its environment.
>The ward protects her hand
>Doesn't give her strength
>She's just strong enough to smash through brick walls like the fucking Kool-Aid Man
>>83845111
Pfft. Jones.
>>83845156
And she didn't even try hard.
Very nonchalant smashing.
I want Parley to punch my dick
>>83845156
>tfw when your girl starts sexy times by busting through your bedroom wall bare ass naked shouting "OH YEAH!"
>>83842782
>no excuses now, we're going doggy style tonight
I miss the days when Parley was attractive.
Jeez, no wonder Eggers told her to be careful.
>>83846737
How can you miss today?
>>83842670
I'm so fucking hard right now.
Man, I am really not feeling this
>>83847770
What are you, gay?
>>83846737
Right?
Nowadays she's so blindingly beautiful that I can't even see her :(
>>83842958
Eglamore's had these same powers since the beginning of the comic. Parley not getting them at some point would be weird.
>>83849204
Eglamore never used the breakfall, he just landed hard because he had strong calves
>>83842670
Sad that George is the realistic type of musclegirl.
Women's faces on men's bodies are not attractive.
>>83849938
What, did you want She-Hulk or something, where she looks like a penthouse model but with abs and big biceps?
>>83843951
Too late to turn back now, anon. But make this your mantra:
>stay on top
>>83844796
This is where it comes in handy to have a direct narrator in your story. That way you can get straight to the point and address the audience directly without exactly breaking the 4th wall.
>>83850022
>big biceps
>>83849350
It's not entirely clear. He IS shown using the wards when he rescues Annie from Ysengrin, but it's hard to tell if he uses a breakfall when he lands.
Pages 1083-1086 if anyone's curious.
>>83850022
I think we all wanted that.
Most of us had the good sense not to hope for it.
>>83850736
Speak for yourself, hardbody Parley is hot.
>>83843028
I legit am kind of mad that we didn't get a training montage
>>83850736
>I think we all wanted that.
When will you realize that "we" aren't a hivemind?
>>83843259
actually kat replaced 10% of his body with organics!!
>>83844846
He means, for example, if a giant monster appeared out of nowhere and with materially serving no more purpose beyond being a punching bag for the character to show her new powers.
>>83850022
of course we did you giant faggot
>>83850736
I don't think anyone but you wanted that, judging by the comments I've seen here and generally speaking the comments about female superheroes on co.
Most of us would like them to not look like super models and instead look like they can take a hit or two.
Steroids are so stupid.
I hate that they were invented.
They fucked up bodybuilding, they fucked up sports and nowadays most muscular people look like absolute shit because they use em.
They're the worst invention for muscle lovers ever.
>>83851060
Pretty sure they weren't created for that.
First of all, the body produces natural steroids, hormones and the like. Second, I believe artificial steroids were created to treat inflammation and swelling, as well as to supplement the body's own hormonal imbalances.
It was only when artificial steroids were distilled for the specific purpose of promoting muscle growth, for athletes, that things turned to shit.
>>83851174
Sure, but you can still regret that side effect, just like the atom bomb, but worse.
>>83845111
It only just occurred to me that Smitty would be the perfect partner in researching court mysteries. He'd find either the goal, or clues to it, fairly easily.
>>83852607
>Smitty solves mysteries because he's lucky
That's like saying Dawnstar's tracking power allows her to find where the plot is.
>>83850935
Stop being an autist. You know full well what he meant.
Why isn't Zimmy on this page?
>>83842670
>tattoos
fucking disgusting
Zimmykrigg Gamms
>>83842670
she looks like a heroin addict
>>83858417
Don't get-a-teenage-girl-addicted-to-drugs-so-you-can-convince-her-to-cheat-on-her-boyfriend-while-you-train-her-and-mark-her-with-sex-magic-tattoos-shame.
>>83858455
she is a crack whore
>>83851319
"Steroids: Like the atom bomb, but worse" - 4chan 2016
I understand now how ol' Jimmy Eggsworth is able to give "Stone Cold Jones" the D on the reg.
I don't get it if you like mens' bodies then why don't you just look at men?
>>83860053
You will be very confused if you ever go to /d/
>>83860053
because men are icky
i feel bad for smitty's hips
>>83860129
He don't.
>>83849938
>>83842670
Now we see why her father predicted she would be a male. It can still happen folks.
>>83858524
She'll crack you, you whore.
>>83860936
Smitty cracks whores, and I'm okay.
>>83860804
Sad thing is people think Trans Parley is progressive when it just shows that women can't be strong without becoming a man themselves.
>>83861007
Who said trans parley'd be progressive?
>>83842670
I don't really have a problem with her having a stronk body, it's just that Tom's anatomy is lacking and it's... offputting.
I LOVE zimmy!
>>83863356
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
>>83843951
>finally
But they been fucking. The dog smelled all that sex.
>>83863269
>>83863412
zimmy feels uncomfortable when you're around
I can feel his muscle fetish growing.
>>83863478
Still rude
>>83863541
Zimmy is for rude.
>>83863634
Zimmy is for impregnating.
>>83863728
NO.
>>83863771
Don't you want to make her a happy mommy?
>>83863855
You are disgusting.
The only things allowed to impregnate zimmy are bugs and spiders!
>>83864280
Which is why she squashes them wherever she finds them. She only lets Gamma and rats touch her naughty places. She won't even touch them herself.
Zimmy is pretty much the perfect woman.
m-muh muscle-slave parley
Zimmy would be better off without that stupid Slav hanging around her. That little parasite is a bad influence on poor little Zimmy.
Why does she look so ashamed when she shows off her magic steroid tats?
>>83865658
She got a tat that enhances her testosterone production, giving her a huge boost in muscle mass, and she knows its ruined her figure forever.
>>83852773
It's happened before.
>>83866377
>>83866404
I sometimes forget how fun these 3 are together.
>tfw no muscle warrior girlfriend
>>83864331
This guy gets it!
>>83865658
Probably afraid Smitty will freak out and dump her
>>83864280
>>83864331
Zimmy sure is perfect, huh?
>>83865658
Because tattoos are for degenerates
>>83870491
But what about tattoos of kanji?
>>83870526
Weeaboo Degenerates or sluts
>>83870541
Nah, man, I mostly see those on cool people from the 90s.
They looked up what they mean in the tattoo catalog, so it's all good.
>>83870526
>food names/insults towards the inked person in fancy chinese characters
They can be alright for a laugh.
>>83870526
Tattoos in a language you can't read is the ultimate degeneracy
>>83865658
Because she has to show her sexy body in front of strangers.
>>83870644
Nah, dude, they're cool.
You feel like a real ninja samurai.
>>83870681
>a real ninja samurai
Please stop.
I wonder what crazy cult leader shenanigans Robot is up to.
Or Jeanne. She must be pretty bored by the river.
>>83870770
Nah, dude, you'll look cool, just like Zanza.
T/L's Note: These Ching Chong Squiggles mean "BAD"
>>83870470
So did the puzzle crumble on the ground into one piece?
>>83870491
tattoos that provide superpowers are perfectly justifiable.
>>83870785
jeanne is killing things. maybe her side of the river is a perfect dead zone. no fairies. no psychopomps. no bugs. no microbes. no ether beings.
>>83870785
JeannexKat when?
>>83872839
Jeanne isn't exactly technology oriented.
>>83870785
or zimmy
>>83873886
Eating pigeons.
>>83873886
Busy avoiding people and baths.
>>83872839
Not before they find out about that Steadman person.
>>83873982
If I had just one wish I'd want to give Zimmy a tongue bath.
>>83874176
The only way she'd let you give her a tongue bath would be if she gets to forcibly remove your tongue first, without antiseptic or anesthetic.
>>83874230
Worth it.
Streaming the parley comic
https://piczel.tv/watch/imaa
>>83868451
>>83866404
I sometimes forget how much makeup Anne used to wear.
>>83874230
Stop spreading rumors about poor little Zimmy. She's a really nice girl once you get to know her.
>>83874821
That's what she tells everyone who tries to get to know her, over and over again as she seals them in vacuum suits and then fills the vac-suits with pepper oil and dunks them 3/4ths in ice water vats and laughs at their screams for mercy.
>>83874821
Does she know you're browsing 4chan, Gamma?
>>83874874
Zimmy has never done this. Delete your post.
>>83875108
She's doing it right now.
>>83875195
No she isn't. Right now she's in the library having Gamma read to her. It's very cute.
>>83875216
That's just what it looks like to people who can't see better.
>>83875273
No that is what's happening! They're very happy together. They love each other so much. They love to make new friends.
>>83875451
How many rats are there?
>>83875614
There are no rats in the court.
>>83875451
Friends they physically and psychologically torture.
>>83875752
No, friends that they play the Sega Dreamcast with. It's a revolutionary piece of technology.
>>83875985
Nobody plays the Dreamcast anymore.
>>83876100
Zimmy does.
>>83876158
Yeah, but she doesn't plug it in to anything.
>>83876266
>>83875714
Exactly.
Where did they go?
>>83876883
If you're making a crude about Zimmy you should stop right there.
>>83877464
Yeah, make sure it's a super crude.
>>83877615
Crude and rude.
stop bullying zimmy
>>83879591
Tit for tat.
So Kat is pretty cute.
>>83882305
You're right. Imaa should draw her.Draw her being dominated by Parley.
>>83883211
I can't draw cute.
Ask army anon if he comes back .
>>83883475
Who?
What does his art look like?
>>83883754
No idea.
He never actually got to deliver.
>>83883475
Alright then.
Drawn obscenely muscled Parley being machine-fucked against her will then.
Maybe while being called abnormal or otherwise insulted.
>>83884160
I'm drawing a muscle parley comic right now.
I'm even streaming it.
I even linked my stream in here.
>>83874554
>>83884204
Yeah, but what have you done for us *lately*?
>>83884204
No machine-fucking, no deal.
Not even something to electrocute her!
>>83884331
imaa.soup.io
>parley wont ever be cute anymore
>relegated to being a side of beef still trying to look female
>>83884633
gross
>>83884633
>Scroll down
>See the scat pic
>>83887525
He's really dedicated on shilling his art here.
>>83888039
I'm not shilling.
I just like gunnerkrigg.
>>83888193
But does Gunnerkrigg like you?
>>83884204
Cool, I like your style. Keep up the good work.
>>83887525
That's the good stuff, man.
Not into the astrid torture stuff and a couple other things, it's just not for me.
>>83888222
>That's the good stuff, man
Also if there's torture shit thank god I stopped scrolling at scat
>>83888563
There's Astrid Pig/Torture stuff EVERYWHERE though. Not really sure why
>>83888563
Imaa's german. Of course he's into sick shit.
>>83888819
Well that makes sense
>>83888817
dude, it clearly says this is on commision.
>>83884633
Bookmarked. This guys alright.
>>83889014
Yes, but I mean there's an oddly high amount of Astrid Pig/Torture stuff. On seemingly every hentai/34 site. Why is it her specifically, and why pigs and torture, is what I'm asking.
>>83889110
Yeah. It's commissioned by the same guy.
>>83889110
I'm guessing either one really rich guy who a loves him some Astrid torture with some weird pig things thrown in or this is a meme the evolved outside of the 4 and the other chan as I don't recall this being a thing on either.
>>83888817
It's literally one dude with a fetish and way too much money to spend on commissions
>>83889183
But there's tons of them...everywhere. Wouldn't be surprised if it was over 100 different images from at least 20 artists.
How the fuck can one guy ask for all that. And WHY?
>>83889213
Both answers are pretty disturbing.
>>83889289
A very specific fetish and absurd amounts of cash to blow. I envy him in a way.
>>83889264
This happens a lot, rich person with fetish is where most of the weird porn comes from.
>>83889289
There's a guy that pretty much everyone that did commissions around these parts knew about from conventions. He'd always ask for women stuck in glue. My sister and a friend of hers were out in the rain and he offered them a ride if they pretended they were trapped in glue struggling to get free in the back seat of his car.
>>83889623
why's that person got to be on the planet
>>83889356
>>83889560
the odd thing is that it really isn't an unreasonable amount of money to set aside. a guy taking home 40,000 a year could easily save that much by getting it peice meal.
>>83889805
I mean the bloke has a right to exist, just that I sleep with a gun beside me for people like him.
>>83890056
Do you really think it's anything other that someone spending their tugboat?
>>83890101
given a lot of furry OC commissions are from everyday guys I don't see why it would be any different with this one
>>83890056
In the case of guy who commissions "The Pitt" and the endless black guy on white woman cuckholding comics, we're talking tens of thousands of dollars a year in commissions. More than a million dollars in the past 10 years. It's insane.
this comic isn't as popular as it used to be
>>83891835
I still enjoy reading Gunnershit Fail, but these threads have turned to shit and Zimmy fanatics are a big reason why.
Just take a look at all the cringe-inducing unironic semi-erotic roleplaying that's filling this thread.
>George becomes a Tattooed Man from Rifts
>>83846382
I desperately want art of this now
>>83889805
Nobody chooses their fetishes anon. You just kind of run into them and they soak into you for life
>>83894253
Well, anon, there is a simple solution to this.
>>83889110
I got news for you, jack :)
Monki (The guy who keeps commissioning her) doesn't actually post all of his commissions to sites like rule34.
He's planning to wait for httyd3 to come out and then dump them all in one go.
There's lots more ruined Astrid than you even know about.
>>83894253
I have a fetish for Zimmy.
>>83898207
Doesn't he have shares with Dreamworks? This sounds very counter-productive unless he's wants shit to go down.
>>83898573
It's advertising.
>>83894253
> Fetishes just happen
Oh do they EVER.
>>83898753
>>83898765
DELETE THIS
>>83898643
Quite the opposite, actually. They don't want kids finding that shit on google, so companies have gone on internet porn purges for things like Wakfu and Overwatch.
>>83845163
I can almost hear the Reaper sound...
>>83898816
>implying the overwatch purge hasn't created more porn than anything
>implying these people don't know what they're doing
You naive child.
how come this thread lasted so long?
>>83898864
What kind of man builds a machine to kill a girl
>>83898898
porn.
>>83898904
A smart man, using tools.
>>83898904
The kind that would fall in love otherwise.
>>83898898
She big
>>83898961
BUT JUST THE SAME
There is no question who's to blame
>>83899000
It doesn't matter. Now listen...
The "good doctor" here actually killed her. It's not even debatable.and the robots did nothing
I find it hilarious that those handful of R34 pics with Parley drawn buff and ripped ended being phophetic.
>>83870597
>>83899299
>日本語男
Google translate is a miracle of the universe.
>>83899389
But I wanna tho!
>>83899093
WHATEVER'S ON THE TABLE PLAYS
>Zimmy keeps lying to Gamma in order to keep her isolated
>Zimmy is beloved by anons
She's a horrible person.
>>83899595
And that's why we love her.
>>83899389
That's not actually a mistranslation, that's just something you have to tell the Japanese
>>83899803
That sign is written in Chinese, anon.
>>83899820
The Japanese can understand Han signs
>>83899840
They can't understand that rule though.Neither can I.
>>83899867
>They can't understand that rule though
Obviously, given all the loli doujinshi
>>83899867
I want to a loli Zimmy.
Do we zombie this thread till monday?
am i wrong or is the art a lot worse now
>>83843235
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Would and could Parley a Rogat Orjak if Smitty was okay with that situation?
