The saga of the hipster and his dumb children's restaurant for dumb children and their dumb parents continues.
Bruce is a dick.
>>83833889
Wow bruce
At this point I refuse to believe he's not sabotaging his own date or purpose
>reading comics made by a guy that didn't even know that Power Girl was Superman's cousin
But go ahead, I am sure he know everything about characterization of these fictional characters
>>83834000
He's doing his own version, eat shit.
>>83833889
Bruce is sharing his secret place. From the hipsters point of view it's sad, but from Bruce's view it's a place where you can get top shelf pb&j. And here comes the girl he is trying to impress ordering soda, and getting low tier pb&j shit.
Bruce hasn't learn to hide his power level yet.
>>83834094
>top shelf pb&j
What would that even look like?
It's three ingredients. You can get the best bread, peanut butter and jelly available, but that's about as far as you can take it.
>>83833889
Jesus H Christ Bruce.
I know that you're awkward as fuck, but I would seriously have expected you to have SOME tact.
>>83834196
>>83833889
Yes Bruce is being a dick but he has a point, that he could make without being such a dick.
I once took a friend, from out of town, to a local place that had amazing omelettes and pancakes.
After telling him this he ordered scrambled eggs and bacon.
>>83834223
jelly comes in flavors, pledian
>>83834353
Yes, your point being?
>>83834223
There are many kinds of bread, and jellies readily available. I would even imagine there would be things like hazelnut butter and all kinds of peanut butter flavors/substitutes.
>>83834381
That...is a very good point, and well made too.
>>83834223
Nigga I'm talking all kinds of jam. Peanut butter from France, New York, Japan and this bitch wants Smuckers
Deep fried pb and j
>>83833952
I get that feeling too even though that's probably not it. It just seems like he really ramped up the dickery after the horses. I just assumed he was being passive aggressive because Karen is kind of a bitch too.
>>83834411
French toast pb and J
>>83834433
>>83834042
So it's badly drawn fan fiction, I understand you guys loved kids but is getting pathetic
>>83834433
...maybe I was a bit hasty...
Although the mere thought of a deep fried PB&J made me shit my pants.
That fat hipster fancies himself a snooty maitre d'. Why won't Alfred just let him follow his dreams?
>>83834451
Pb and J sushi. Dumb but this place seem like they would do it
>>83833889
that's why you don't bring plebs to patrician places
bet this bitch would say "let's go watch Civil War instead" if Bruce bought her to see BvS
>>83834498
Okay, that's adorable.
>>83834485
(you)
>>83834498
Pb and J donuts.
>>83834515
>let's go watch something that isn't shit
Yeah, I could see that.
>>83834223
>peanut butter made from peanuts using the corpse of George Washington Carver as fertilizer
>jelly made from the royal jelly of the Himalayan Cliff Bees crossed
>bread is Portuguese sweet bread because that shit is God tier
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LaTdtvN.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>83834498
I would not be surprised if it had some kind of PB&J version of this.
>>83834568
>>peanut butter made from peanuts using the corpse of George Washington Carver as fertilizer
He didn't make peanutbutter though.
>>83834433
Damn, now I'm hungry.
>>83834568
Oh, that's so rich.
>>83834552
>pleb
>>83834657
>retard
>>83833889
holy crap!
Olgierd, is that you?
>>83834589
yeah but Marcellus Gilmore Edson's corpse fertilizer isn't acidic enough
>>83834681
>calling others retards when you can't appreciate arthouse
>>83833889
So how long until Alfred pulls Bruce aside to talk some manners into him?
>>83834727
Post your image macros faggot
>>83834763
Why would he stop now?
>>83834763
this, Bruce should stop mansplaining
>>83834414
>Karen was an absolute dick to Bruce during the horse part
>Bruce is sad and upset that his hard work for Karen went unappreciated
>but in fact Karen did start to warm up to Bruce afterwards but never got a chance to express it
>Bruce vents out at Karen being a pleb
it's like i'm reading high school drama except they're 8
>>83835017
Yeah, I was getting ready to say, wasn't Karen a dick vis a vis the horses?
If I were Bruce and took that little shit to my favorite classy spot after she was a horse's ass (rimshot) and she started acting like trailer trash, I'd probably be pretty frustrated, too.
>>83834223
Grape jelly and semi chunky peanut butter on white bread, cut diagonally, with a Collins glass of your choice of milk. Skim milk is not a choice.
>>83835310
That is frighteningly specific.
>>83833889
alfred is a faggot
>>83835017
>his hard work
Alfred, get the horses ready.
>>83835326
The question was asked, I answered.
>>83835378
he planned the whole day out for this date, thinking about what she'd like to do, what she'd like to eat, and then...
>>83835200
Don't expect /co/ to not be biased
>>83833889
Remind me again why DC hasn't C&D'd this guy?
Customer is always right.
Even when their wrong.
Hipster dude should know that.
>>83835650
Because he isn't strictly speaking making money off of this.
>>83835655
Only if you are a wagecuck, if you own the place you make the rules
>>83835679
http://yalestewart.bigcartel.com/
>>83835712
I'm sure that's whatAmy's Baking Companythought too.
>>83834223
Have you ever had "natural" or organic peanut butter? Very different in texture and taste from the major grocery store brands.
>>83835742
Well okay, it's because they aren't big stupid faggots.
>>83835712
>this is what neets actually believe
>>83834223
there are many nut butters other than peanut, tho - almond, pistachio, hazelnut, you can also make nut butter from some seeds - pumpkin seeds, sesame seeds, sunflower seeds, even roasted soybeans. There are also many kinds of bread and buns, you can toast the bread (before of after putting the ingredients on - or twice), there are many flavours of jelly, you can use jam, you can use marmelade, fruit spread, fruit butter, conserve, speaking of which - did you know how many things you can use for jam/jellies? Of course you can use regular fruits, but you can also use rhubarb, tomatoes, there's almond jelly (which I can imagine would be kinda redundant in a sandwich that already has almond butter in it - but I can also bet you 100% almond butter with almond jelly sandwich would make it onto the menu in this place), there's coffee jelly, grass jelly, there's beer jam...
There's definitely enough variations to constitute an entire menu for this place.
>>83835745
if you have a good product you can usually get away with being a dick about certain things where its your way or they can leave. If the product is mediocre or even just par you have to make up for it with good customer service.
>>83835802
>>83835742
Everyone is selling prints of DC characters, have you fuckers never been to a con in your life or what? And he's specifically selling prints of his own redesigns, too, so they'd have even less ground than usual.
>>83835742
Comic companies exist because there are artists willing to work for them. Angering comic artists would be the dumbest thing that DC could possibly ever do.
>>83834649
>Tell me.. do you bleed?
Shaggy got buff
>>83834569
Deconstructed PB&J maybe?
>>83836074
Other than that reboot that they're totally going to do in 2 years.The DC universe ends with a zoom out to some kid reading DC comics with a further zoom out revealing that kid is in a snow glow with a further zoom out revealing that snow globe is in a marble with a further zoom out revealing that marble is actually a pearl from Bruce's mother's broken necklace with a further zoom out revealing that Bruce's dad shot his mom and then himself and the next few panels are a series of time skips revealing he invented a criminal assailant to protect his fragile mind.
>>83836404All turning out to be a fear-toxin induced dream and mind control with a team up of Scarecrow, Mad Hatter and Hugo Strange
>>83834498
>dumb
Only because they're designed wrong
You curl it toppings out and leave enough uncovered bread to completely wrap the sandwich.
That way the jelly's on the outside relative the peanut butter and the peanut butter doesn't stick to your tongue and block the taste of the rest of the sandwich.
Fucking dipshit chef, pb&j 101: jelly before peanut butter.
>>83833889
Somebody really should tell Karen that just because the menu specifies where the ingredients for the bread, fruit, and nuts come from doesn't mean she's not still getting a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I know Alfred means well wanting George to just smile and nod and get her whatever she wants but this would be a good opportunity as a server for him to try to educate his guest a little, if he could just do it in a way that wasn't condescending. He could have at least picked a menu option that came closest to the kind of sandwich she wants and explained it.
>>83836481
women are always right
>>83834568
>Portuguese sweet bread
I know its delicious but it's still pleb food.
>>83836481
>>83836517
Someone should
But also, she is 8
You can't really expect an 8 year old to hear Peanut Butter and Jelly and care about it much further than that
It seems like Alfred either really neglected teaching Bruce how to deal with women or assumed that whatever Bruce knows is enough
>>83834496
Alfred's trying to get him to actually accomplish his dreams by being the best server he can be.
>>83833889
LISTEN AND BELIEVE
>>83834196
He already made the perfect reaction anyone would have to this.
>>83834042
Go away Yale.
>>83835200
>wasn't Karen a dick vis a vis the horses?
Honestly I read that so long ago I've forgotten about all the details. It's a real drawback with the pace this comic comes out at.
>>83835712
It's not his place. They showed the owner is a different guy.
Of course you can run your own establishment however you want. But that doesn't necessarily mean you'll stay open that way.
I thought Bruce didn't even care about Karen for real anyways, so this makes sense.
Seriously, isn't he only on this date because he covered for Superman when he couldn't admit he liked Wonder Woman?
>>83836181
Then they just double over laughing at how the stupid the line is.
>>83836695
He is still right. Everyone that had to deal with kids knows that they are little shits.
They shouldn't even be there, there should be laws to make resteraunts off limits to children
>>83836851
If that restaurant were to ban children, they'd loose Bruce, who seems to be one of their best customers. In fact considering their gimmick doesn't seem like it would have a very wide appeal I wouldn't be surprised if Bruce is personally keeping the place open.
>>83836851
>a milk bar shouldn't serve children
>>83836960
>In fact considering their gimmick doesn't seem like it would have a very wide appeal
You haven't been to any city with a fair hipster population, I see. PB&J joints are actually something that exists. I've seen tons of them on various Food Network shows.
Incidentally, I've also seen a ton of places that sell grilled cheese.
>>83837271
>Incidentally, I've also seen a ton of places that sell grilled cheese.
That's like standard diner fare, though.
>>83837338
I mean exclusively. Only grilled cheese.
>>83836763
he said he liked karen when the lasso got him
but then again he could've meant as a friend
>>83837413
I've only seen food stands like that.
>>83837413
it's probably not just grilled cheese
of course, I maintain the mindset that if you put anything besides seasonings onto a grilled cheese it's not a grilled cheese anymore
So even an Apple/honey/Brie grilled cheese sandwich would really be a grilled cheese
>>83837521
>I maintain the mindset that if you put anything besides seasonings onto a grilled cheese it's not a grilled cheese anymore
That's retarded. A grilled cheese sandwich with bacon is still a grilled cheese sandwich. Just with bacon.
>>83837521
Varying the cheese and cheese combinations, oils or butter for the outside, type of bread, using sandwich molds and multiple layers. You can do a lot without even adding seasoning.
>>83837521
>if you put anything besides seasonings onto a grilled cheese it's not a grilled cheese anymore
even tomato?
>>83838073
A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). Almost every "grilled cheese" sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that these are called "grilled cheese" is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It's called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not a grilled cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread. But if you want to add some pulled pork call them "melts," because that is not a fucking grilled cheese. I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. I've seen time after time people's "grilled cheeses" and it's been driving me insane. I finally snapped.
You god damn heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt.
>>83837521
>brie
Brie is a kind of cheese, you fucknut.
>>83838241
His beef is that it has apple on it, not the brie.
>>83833889
Why the continued conceit that they are 'kids'?
These are clearly adult situations.
These aren't kids, these are dwarfs.
>>83838232
Grilled cheese with bacon or grilled cheese with tomato are as old and legit as grilled cheese.
>>83838232
No. Defying god's natural foods is the American way.
>>83838232
>Literal food autism
God it's like you don't even have taste buds. This is why people think white people have garbage food, bland flyover fuckheads like yourself.
>>83838232
>trying to read because you may have good points
>begin second line, an entire wall of text yet remains
>say "fuck it" and go look at pictures of boobs
TL;DR: That's TL;DR
>>83838470
The Midwest approves.
>>83838430
They just had to grow up way too fast, because the world needs their powers to kick it's own ass harder.
>>83838588
You people are demented.
>>83836822
>Haha! You sound like such a dork, Bruce!
>Look who's talking!
>>83838632
Can't hear you, shoving deep fried Twinkies in every orifice
>>83837413
At least the make it...
>>83838232
The only melt here is you.
>>83834649
>>83836181
>"Tell me... do you sneeze?"
>Bruce tosses a handful of pepper at Clark
>Clark sneezes, blowing Bruce several blocks away
>Bruce grumbles angrily as he begins walking back
>>83834491
Your comment made me mistake your thumbnail for the Flash on a toilet, and the immediate thought of diarrhea so bad, not even the Flash could make it to the toilet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3HehLKqxsY
Can't believe no one's posted this yet
Prepare to rage
>>83838470
I don't like those little pickles (huehue). I prefer kosher dills.
>>83839029
>those little pickles
Gerkins? Is that the correct term?
>>83839021
I wanna punch her right in the cunt.
>>83838588
No I don't. Good God man.
>>83839021
There are far worse ones as far as smugness goes. I'm more bothered by the fact that the sandwich would taste nothing like pad Thai and all that would come through is the massive amount of curry powder she dumped on it.
>>83834000
>not knowing that for a long time during the late 80's all the way to the early 00's, Power Girl wasn't Superman's cousin or Kryptonian
You're even twice as casual as he is.
>>83834312
I don't understand this panel.
Did she zip off somewhere at light speed and come back?
WTF?!
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>>83839021
>don't use cheap ingredients
>okay, nothing's wrong with that
>don't slop around your cheap ingredients
>so far so good
>put curry, basil, sriracha, and marmalade on your sandwich
>>83839264
Yeah, she lost me there too.
>>83839209
Oh good I'm not the only one. It looks like she's turning around abruptly from looking behind her. I actually had to double check to make sure I wasn't reading the panels wrong and I didn't miss one where she's turning her head watching the waiter leave, but nope- in the second to last panel she's looking directly at Bruce.
Maybe next page her chair will be pushed back away from the table and it'll turn out that was her pushing her chair back, but even then it would be really awkward and a bad way to end a page when it takes like a week for each page to come out.
>>83840040
Oh, I see what's going on. She was slouching the entire time. The last panel illustrates her quickly sitting upright and possibly scooting her chair back. The illustrator chose a poor method of showing someone being caught off guard or alerted.
>>83833889
> That look in her eyes.
Karen is cute.
CUTE!
> Based Alfred.
This date is NOT going well.
>>83844001
I just wonder what the moral of all of this is gonna be.
>>83834697
Exactly what I though.
>>83838939
So much this.
Somebody should draw it.
>>83834223
Among other things it could look like this.
>>83834649
>Bruce is wearing hockey pads
>>83833889
Please stop, Bruce, you're hurting Karen's feelings.
>>83833889
>The saga of the hipster and his dumb children's restaurant for dumb children and their dumb parents continues.
Who even opens this kind of restaurant?
wait never mind
>>83839191
Her being Atlantean was really weird time in her life.
>>83839021
>bad product
>threat it like you use shit when you spread it over bread
>look at this jam, oh my god
>but look at this quality peanut butter!
>spreads it like she does Sistine Chapel
I love when shit like that happens in commercials.
>>83844031
The moral is that /co/ doesn't know how to date.
>>83839191
>I am the casual for knowing the right version thtt has been canon for almost 16 years
Yeah, whatever
>>83844031
the moral is to not bring stupid people and boors to prestigious resteraunts
>>83844031
Children shouldn't date?
>>83844341
the moral is your prestigious restaurant is a hipster shit hole run by probable definite child molesters
>>83835200
The entire relationship was founded on him being rich and having ponies. Bruce set himself up for this.
If a woman bluntly tells you she only dates men above X amount of money. Are you really going to blame her when she acts out her gold digging ways?
remember when this was about green lanterns and fun
why are we watching dating episodes about 5 year olds
Are people forgetting how much of a bitch Karen's been towards Bruce up until this point? I don't feel sorry for her at all.
>>83844624
I can behave and do fun stuff like an 8 year old all I want, and I do (even better than before because I have money, military training, and engineering know how). But having crushes in school and learning my first lessons about how to not be a socially awkward ass, that I can never go back to, but merely reminisce.
>>83845335
Bruce doesn't have a vagina
>>83845355
I figured this would be the answer...
>>83834568
>Portuguese sweet bread
My nigga
>>83845355
You know what he doesn't have either? Parents
>>83844001
I liked the first designs more. I guess the current one is easier to draw.
