Post which(preferably)/co/ characters you are exactly like and why.
I didn't actually realize this until quite recently, but I'm pretty much Miriam Pataki. At the moment things in my life aren't going too great, and I can't even do anything recreational to keep me busy due to the circumstances I find myself in. So what am I doing? Resigning myself to just doing literally nothing and moping around, thinking about all that I had and not finding the strength to make things better.I don't drink, though.
Also, don't mean to come across as whining about my own life, that wasn't my intention at all. I thought I'd start a fun little thread, and I'm simply stating the facts ATM.
>>83812007
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/8a/Heavy_laughlong02.wav?t=20100625224336
Luan Loud, because I'm always annoying everyone around me with my sense of humor and can't seem to stop it.
i like spaghetti
>>83813109
But do you haveterminal seven brain cancer?
>>83812377
Pigeon man, don't like being around people at all and prefer the company of animals.
>>83813175
YA GOT TERMINAL SEVEN, LUIGI
I can barely talk with girls, but generally try and be a decent person, even to those that are antagonistic against me.
I tend to be be the straightman among my friends who are all a bunch of goofs and doofuses, many of whom are really sharp though, even though I'm a mess with chicks,which gets tons of laughs from the guys, and vain attempts to help me out
I also have a younger brother that's close in age, we both work in the same place, and we are extremely close.I'd die or kill for him, and the feeling in mutual
I like this webcomic
>>83811966
>tfw no gf
I am broke as a fucking joke, drowning in debt, have a terrible appearance, formerly athletic body deteriorating in front of me, but at least I still have my wife and family.
>>83815066
not so bad
>>83811966
>We both know the Cool Ranch came first
>>83815295
You stupid bitch, you stupid ffffucking bitch jesus christ i can't believe how dumb you are
>>83812007
>>83811966
the new prideflag
It literally represents me the best
What a coincidence!
Sad but true
>>83816865
Smart, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour?
>>83811966
/co/ isn't your blog man.
>>83811966
> and I can't even do anything recreational to keep me busy due to the circumstances I find myself in
But Miriam drinks to keep herself busy.
>>83816889
It's sad that Rick is all those things.
>>83816942
And Anon isn't?:^)
Intelligent, nihilistic and has a wicked sense of humor
Not a girl, but close enough. The village idiot of a large family, but am at least decent at sewing and various other arts and crafts.
I'm extremely quite.
It's my most obvious trait. My claustrophobic and germaphobic tendencies are no where as bad.
Scrawny, personality disorder, and can become extremely overwhelmed with emotions. But I'm not as expressive about my feelings.
>>83817157
quite what you dardy cunt
>>83817033
I could totally take you if I got the drop on you.
I sperg out at people when then fuck with my toy collection and get irrationally upset when things aren't exactly like I planned.
For me it’s the Joker – intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
I've been told that I'm like Max in personality. Selectively attentive, risky, enthusiastic around friends, seemingly heartless and certainly would not mind breaking some cunt's nose, etc. I'm sure I have much better hygiene though.
Sometimes I feel like I have potential to do great things, but I get bogged down by a lack of confidence and get drawn to living peacefully away from it all. I don't really have a commanding presence unless I apply myself, and people think I'm younger than my actual age. People don't often take me seriously unless I go all out.
Also I can airbend.
>>83816889
>>83816978
>>83817709
Is that a meme of some kind?
Virgil, I'm a geeky black dude with dreads and a smart mouth.
>>83818018
Summer plz go and stay go
>>83816978
I guarantee you aren't as smart or funny as Rick.
>>83817469
So you'd eat a knob at night?
>>83811966
i just hate everything now
>>83811966
>>83811966
No one really knows who I am and I've been lost for years.
>>83811966
During my teen years I was a loud mouthed asshole who somehow had a lot friends including a clown and a try-hard. I was also coincidentally a fan of shitty romances.
>>83812007
How did you get this photo of me?
>>83811966
LONDON
>>83813582
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, BUT IT'S BAD
Gross
Lonely
Desperately trying to be Betty Boop
It's me to a T.
dead by 30
Maybe less!
>not nearly as smart as he thinks he is
>skinny, neurotic, selfish and with severe confidence issues
>may be actually autistic
literalmente yo
>>83811966
I'm pretty much a genius at checkers.
>>83820503
>>83820517
Everyone on /co/ is Jeff.
Everyone else is just lying to themselves.
>>83820468
Wanna hook up?
im not famous though
>>83820604
It'll be as disgusting as you can possibly imagine. Don't wish that on yourself.
>>83820675
Look, do you want it in you or not?
good but still smart in his own way :b
>>83816938
I nap a lot, so we have that in common, but instead of drinking I waste a lot of time surfing the web, instead.
i hate everybody equally
>>83816900
They literally said right at the bottom they aren't trying to complain. Besides, some other posts here are slightly depressing but true as well.
Smart, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour.
>>83821378
>>83818018
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/intelligent-nihilistic-and-with-a-wicked-sense-of-humor
me on the right
>>83821378
your name is diarrhea
huh uh huh huh uh
>>83821378
weren't they going to revive this show, daria and her friends in college now?
>>83821447
Source?
>>83822488
i heard about it a few years back, dont have actual source. i heard about a few years back
>working a great job I didn't earn thanks to nepotism, cool condo and car to boot
>huge fucking nerd, hiding under the facade of oldmoney chad
>17yo qt religious gf is living with me for the summer, running from her own shitty parents, she's richer than me, she wants to be the housewife
>profoundly unhappy, pretends everything is alright, only joy in life is spending time qt gf and cumming in her
I'm not sure what I would be
>>83815592
Thanks doc
I didn't choose the crab life
>>83811966
>>83812775
>>83816271
>>83817064
>>83818214
>>83820468
>>83820506
>>83820525
>>83820675
>>83821378
>>83822957
B O I S E
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Please be in Boise (Boise, Idaho)It's so lonely here in BoiseIt's the City of Trees
>>83823499
Nigger that's an oxymoron.
A little bit of Trent, as well.
>>83823617
You live in Boise?
>>83823499
You know that you don't necessarily have to be a girl in order to identify with a female character, right? Especially so if both you and the character are cynics and/or losers, right?
>>83823667
It's worth a shot anon. Especially if you live in Boise, Idaho
>>83818186
It's a bit weird, innit?
>>83823709
Nobody lives in Boise, Idaho
>>83811966
Stills is pretty damn close to me, including having a friend exactly like scott.
Fuck him sometimes, man.
>>83818022
Anthony?
I'm nice once minute and then I'm an asshole. But I still try do whats right. I wasn't always like this but for some reason I get more friends this way. I also have internal rage but its not as bad as it used to be
>Eager to please
>went through a worldview change recently
>actually makes and records logs for later review
>thinks I'm greater, more wonderful, cuter than I actually am
>possibly autistic
>Felt like a prisoner most of life
>Pretty much hate society
>Shunned by everyone
>>83811966
>apathy for pretty much everythingbut still love my family
>>83823343
isn't he a lobster?
>>83824401
>>83817709
So you're a faggot?
Jet always reminded me of myself. I protect my loved ones by any means.
>>83826282
>>83818022
I'd hang with you.
I really don't like her at all but I've been compared to her so many times. I even got contacts and grew out my hair to avoid looking like her but people still say I act like her.
>hide behind dumb jokes
>unhealthy amount of knowledge on useless shit
>sibling much more successful than me
>molested as a kid
Im pretty similar to sokka
>>83815066
So you're a normal middle aged man?
>>83826386
I shouldn't have found this amusing, but somehow I did anyways.
>>83823709
Youre gonna die alone, anon. The sooner you accept this the sooner you'll stop giving a fuck.
>>83811966
>>83824414
LONDON
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>>83829802
L O N D O N
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>>83813175
>terminal 5
>hide behind bad jokes with friends
>unhealthy amount of knowledge on random shit and some science
>loss of someone who was like a father to me greatly affected how I act and now strive to be a better person
>thin and white, brown hair early twenties, ok job
Never realized how much I have in common with Peter fucking Parker till just now.
Not in a edgy way or anything just loads of similarities. Daddy issues growing up, lost a mother figure and sister is star child. Due to being the sort of runt I was very close to my uncle who has no children since my aunt is unable to have them. We both have a scare on our eye (got smacked by a lazer quest gun as a kid lol) and personality wise. I was a ass always trying to prove I am good at things and shifted hate onto friends, after years of being a dickweed I mellowed out so while not a dick face, I only upset people by mistake these days really.
If we're limited to /co/, Gumball Watterson.
>>83831438
10/10 would play board games with
>>83811966
She was totally on quaaludes to deal with her husband
>>83828371
In the same boat
Usually being the butt everyones joke and the such
>>83831550
You steam a good ham?
or so im told
>>83831364PREFERABLY, but not LIMITED to /co/.
>>83827276
>Hang
>>83822647
Haha everyone ignored you.
>>83834080
Oh, then I'm Akari from YuruYuri.
Big time.
>>83832889
b u e n o s a i r e s
It's really uncommon for a guy to like Wondy but she has a lot of traits I like to emulate. Stuff like compassion, trying your best, honesty, and thinking the best of everyone is stuff I strive to do.
>>83835632
That's pretty vague dude, Supes shares those traits too. Do you also hate necks?
weird, rich, and has a bizarre taste in sexual partners
>>83835816
Funny you say that, I like cracking my own neck a lot. Well Supes is also one of my favorites but Wondy has always felt a bit more heartfelt. While Supes is the guy we all aspire to be, Wondy is that successful friend that who's always there to help you on the way. I'm probably not making much sense right now
>>83835963
I thought those were all things that Rucka showed well during his run.
>>83835963
I actually understand where you're coming from
>>83836001
>>83836106
Yea, exactamundo. I'm going through Rucka's run now, I loved Perez's run.
I'm trying my best but still annoy my friends and is made out to be selfish and never taken seriouslyoutside of /co/ i'd say sayaka miki.
>>83835820
>rich
L O N D O N
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>>83811966
Mr. Ratburn. Intelligent, nhilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>83824401
I smell a complex.
>>83811966
stop neglecting your youngest
>>83811966
shes my spirti animal
I've been compared to her many times before not only personality wise, but also look wise. I'm very excitable and her comedy is definitely similar to mine. I'm annoying to be around for long periods of time, but that's ok. I love being around people and also talk too much. There's a lot more reasons, but that's the gist of it. (Not to mention pigs are my favorite animals.)
>Blogposting: the thread
know what the funny thing is? nobody ever picks a normal down to earth character, or a respectable dependable one. no this shit is always super-edgy but it's like you guys don't even realize
>oh I'm so totally like this superhero I like but it's not delusional cause they're a fuckup too and totally not a power fantasy woe is me
motherfucker that's pathetic. if you're smart enough to see this shit you should be smart enough to learn your lesson and do something about it
>>83818160
Neither is the show
>>83828655
Yes, just working more hours.
>>83824137
>Friend Exactly Like Scott
Explain, pot favor.
>Jaded torwards society and life in general
>Trying to face hardships with humor
>Struggling with mild depression for years
>Noclose friends
>>83842584
Are you a fucking murderer too?
This guy if his life lacked any magic and mystery to prevent him from remaining an anxious wreck. I also have a cousin who reminds me of mabel and by that I mean she is a selfish bimbo who harbors sociopathic tendencies.
>>83814893
Me and my friend met the creator of this at Otakon one year. Nice woman, I didn't read much of the series, but he bought a copy of one from her. Maybe I'll give it another shot.
>>83815066
So what species are you then?
>>83837606
https://youtu.be/jvEgApesBWk
>>83832889
Ay baby wanna hook up with nubers?
I even fucking look like goat. I'm not bragging I made some awesome mistakes I wouldn't recommend for many other people.
>be me and I'm completely convinced I was part of an alpha pup project.
>be spraying my name like a space pirate does
>kinda awkward and funny
>no shame
>in and out of trouble my whole life
>I collected vinyl as a kid and stole my parent's classic stuff.
>my first gf last name was Milano
It's like someone is watching me '-'
>>83843819
Pic related
>>83827276
>>83834652
Only with a dick.
I'm on the short and doughy side.
I'll prioritize having fun over most responsibilities. I eat most things, even when not really hungry.
Eager to get laughs out of people and laugh at others, but will feel insulted rather easily. Not very mindful of other people's feelings in general.Using superpowers to morph into a friend's dead wife to needle them seems like something I'd go for.
>>83843819
>>83843826
This is fucking sad.
>>83843819
Oh I'm sorry, was your mom killed by lizard men from space? Is your father an estranged illegal alien with his own country, who is actually a murderous psycho? Did you grow up in orphanages and become a bitter asshole because you are literally alone in this world? Are you smart enough and driven enough to become an astronaut? Do you love space and hate earth so much that you'd reject all social interaction with other humans and vape a motherfucker for the chance to leave it all behind?
Cause you sound like a superficial faggot to me.
Me:
>Tall
>Fat
>Mechanically Inclined
>I'm not a coward I just never been tested(I like to think that if I was I would pass)
>Fiercely protective of friends and family
>Consumed with nostalgia & enjoys things made for people 20 years or so younger than me
Wife:
>Chubby, bangin' and cute as fuck
>Into the same immature shit as me
>Started off as a long-distance thing
>10 years later, we're still giggling like dorks at kid's cartoons
You guys don't know how damn happy we were to see her again in the finale
>>83847868
I have to say, that sounds absolutely adorable. Good for you two.
>>83847282
I'm a piece of shit anon
>>83849480
It's okay anon, I still love you.you fucking faggot
>>83811966
I was a better person once but I have had to do a lot of things out of pragmatism that have stained how my morality might appear. Life is like a corruption narrative, and it hurts that people see me that way and it hurts me to know that I'm not that way. Because I'd be so much happier to be at rock bottom rather than stuck hanging with my belly on a ledge scrambling to get up. Anger takes me, a lot; but I can't do anything with it. I cannot channel it creatively, I cannot hurt people, I cannot use it to move me forward; so it just burns me from the inside out. I'm burnt out. And I am sure that if I am given a chance to prove that I'm still a good man, I wouldn't disappoint. But everyday it gets more likely that I'm going to end up just being the hatchetman for a better man because I'm already stained and I wouldn't want that to happen them.
And I sort of hope, on some level, they feel the burden that places on me. Acknowledgment would make it so much better.
I was Double D from Ed, Edd, & Eddy when I was younger but now I'm still like Double D but less of a dork now and I try to not date punk girls anymore
>>83850887
But are you a TRUE neutral?
>>83851358
More a Dispassionate Watcher.
>>83822647
You should stop talking lies on the internet, it's not healty
>>83851041
Jesus Christ the edge
>>83851079
What's wrong with punk girls?
>>83851529
So you'reSquidward?
Im a very lonely person.
>>83852715
He actively dislikes. I am indifferent.
>>83840073
Here's your (You)
I also litteraly live in a van.
>>83827890
O R A N G E
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>>83850741
It's a way I cope with my boring life,
>>83853004Down by the river? Also, get a carwash.
>>83853695
Remember, fictional characters might reflect qualities of ourselves, but you are you, and you're the only you, so be the best you you can be. I think you should create a new character that embodies what you like about yourself and starlord without ripping him off. Creating a proper character that embodies your beliefs and worldview but isn't a self-insert is one of the most liberating things you can do. It's like making a perfect imperfect baby.
>>83852688
Everything
>>83854950
Love you anon, https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w2OPRs4P1e8
>>83855163
Who?
>>83855519
Looks like a scene from the Hercules movie.
>>83854772
But Car washes are bad for the environment.
try my best to do what's right, but constantly reminded of my mistakes and I really beat myself up really bad when I do fuck up. Just feel like I can't do anything right anymore
>>83811966
>Characters That Are Literally You
>I'm pretty much
So, you aren't literally Miriam Pataki?
Why would you even post that in this thread then?
>>83856156
http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/15/living/literally-definition/
>>83815066
But do you have a nice voice ?
When this show was airing and more popular a lot of people compared me to her. I have dark features, same length hair, and a resting bitch face.
I know it's not /co/ but I can't think of an equivalent. Daria maybe?
anyone got the 'look like-act like' template?
>>83815011
>>83846240
LONDON
>>83856955
She's such a babe; babe
>>83843170
Is that you Lemmy? Has JD brought you back from the dead?please say yes ;_;
I dunno, is there a 27 year old white bald male with a lumberjack beard that's irritated at a lot of things , but is actually a big push over?
>>83811966
Wicked sense of humour
>>83815240
same
>>83823499
the city of trees sounds nice though.
I'm a male Daria pretty much.
>>83847868
I like the impression that I get from your post, anon.
>>83856048
Honestly curious here how is a car wash unsafe for the environment?
Honest question.
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>love giant robots
>we're both goofballs
>usually don't think about the consequence and do things on the fly
>ideals are a bit naive but still want to believe in others
>>83811966
i stink
Especially when I was in high school. 21 now, still have yet to turn into the hunky sequel version...
>>83822647
Your girlfriend is seventeen?
>>83865466
Start lifting
my name is dante and i work in a dead end job
