>Whenever people ask me if anything 'surprised' me about Japan, this is usually my answer. I'm not sure I ever saw what we would think of as a 'normal' bar in Kurihara. It was all Snack Bars. I only ever want to one alone once, and it was a very strange and expensive evening. It ended when I saw one of the ladies take some money out of the wallet of a passed out patron and then call him a cab. You knew this was not the first time they had this interaction. Seemed like a good time to head home.
>>83805682
I want to take Mary-sensei on a date and then take her home for some hardcoredark souls
>>83805682
>>83805901
Great, now I want to do it too.
>>83805682
>>83805901
>>83807000
>you will never have wild, drunken sex with Mary-sensei
>>83805682
cute mary sensei
I can't date sensi because she look too much like an Old Teacher I had
>>83805682
I would nervously stammer and ask Mary-sensei out on a date.
>>83805682
>Snack Bars
This is driving me insane. They're Hostess Clubs/Bars.
>>83811498
Toradora!
So are we gonna blog about our relationships for 400 posts again?
>>83812227
What relationships?
>>83805682
>I've never been on a date in my life.
Is she a thunderous ham beast or something? Even I've had a date.
Well, just one, when I was 16. It was okay, but for some reason after that I lost my nerve asking other girls out. Go figure.
>>83812556
I dont feel like its all that uncommon to not go on dates. I'm 22 and i've never been on a date.
I want to take Mary-sensei's virginity!
>>83812227
that was the worst thread
>>83812556
I guess people have different definitions for dates.
>>83812921
Better than comments like yours, but certain worse than bread or pizza.
>>83812556
Well I'm 25 and ive never gone on a date. I dont think i'm too horrible looking, i just dont go out very often.
>>83808865
I already have and it seems she was too drunk to remember. It's a shame I didn't get her pregnant though
>>83815128
at least I'm on topic
>>83812556
I have never been on a date and I'm 22, I'm a barely functional human being though.
>>83812556
no one likes me
>>83808865
>>83812921
you anons are disgusting
>>83815829
Those were related to the comic
>>83805682
someone make the last panel into a banner
>>83819101
rush job but
>>83805682
V I R G I N
bumpo
>>83819155
a debtable improvement
>>83820096
Would you expect anything less?
>>83812732
Gen Y and millennials don't seem to like dates very much. Or casual dating in general. It's kind of a shame. Casual dating while single is a lot of fun and I think you can get a better look at your options for a relationship that way. I made an effort to do some when I was younger, but I wish I had done more.
>>83822533
Needs the laughing
>>83812556
>>83822628
normies get out reee
Could someone explain this one to me? I don't get it.
>>83822743
f/sn meme about a doujin, iirc
>>83822590
Yeah but no dates ever? I mean shit. That's pretty bad desu.
>>83822533
>>83822657
Maybe it needs to be a gif between the laughing panel and the final panel.
yeah
>>83812556
She's an awkward-looking weeaboo whose first concert experience was an underground show featuring a vocaloid artist in her mid-20s, anon.
Girls can be social failures too.
>>83822743
I think that's an edit.
>>83823493
>Girls can be social failures too.
Yeah, but when girls are social failures they can bitch freely and wantonly about it while making a living off it on tumblr/deviantart/kotaku/cracked/salon/jezebel/patreon/etc.
>>83811498
Makes me wonder if it's a play on words. Hostess bar --> Hostess snack cake --> Snack bar. Japan loves their wordplay.
She is your typical 5/10 PLAIN white chick who thinks she can get some CHAD 8/10 thundercock.
Anyone woman who picks up their whole lives and moves to Japan must have REALLY had nothing to leave behind back home
Problem is, if your ugly in America, your ugly in Japan.
Sure you are going to get the gaijin hungry one night stand Japanese men, but she is also a little pig faced and fat. So only creepy lonely Japanese men want her and again...... she only wants thundercock.
She is a virgin.
She never had a date.
She never kissed anyone.
And how does this story end? She will one day return to America, a broken woman who wasted her time and will settled for some cats and Slim Jims at the ripe age of 50.
...
But please, do praise her like she is some kind of goddess because she lives in your glorious Nippon and has a vagina.
>>83823735
>She will one day return to America, a broken woman who wasted her time and will settled for some cats and Slim Jims at the ripe age of 50.
And that's when I swoop in and steal her virginity
It's the perfect plan anon
>>83823735
>>83823758
She's been back in the States for a couple months, I think. Time to pounce, Anon.
>>83823758
If you want a broken fat ugly 40 something weeaboo.
Enjoy. Climb that mountain and put your flag in it........ but can you imagine the smell......?
>>83823735
>picks up their whole lives and moves to Japan must have REALLY had nothing to leave behind back home
I can understand with that. Though I wish I didn't...
>But please, do praise her like she is some kind of goddess because she lives in your glorious Nippon and has a vagina.
Beggars can't be choosers. Sorry we aren't all badasses like you, Chad-senpai-sama.
>>83823735
>/r9k/
>>83823629
Hey, Thunderfoot and other youtube personalities are currently making a living like that as well.
They're probably secretly women, I guess?
>>83823806thats the appeal (:3c
>>83823802
I can confirm this.
She had a table at the Texas Comic Con.
and she is pretty dumpy, fat and very tumblr.
(Photo of her)
>>83822743
>>83812556
22, never dated. Never found a girl I'd want to have something serious with.
>>83823885
Oh, and I don't know why she talks about her breasts so much in the comics
She is a B cup at best and considering her stomach winning that race for who is ahead, I dunno what weed she was smoking over there.
>>83823735
>>83823806
>........
>......
>......
>...
Don't you have a subreddit you should be heading back to?
I'm thinking about going to another country to teach English.
Speaking English is about all I know how to do.
Should I go somewhere shitty, like China or Latin-America where all you need is a passport from an English-speaking country? Or should I do 4 years of Uni so I can go to a slightly less shitty country, like Japan, Korea or Europe?
>>83823985
Nope.
Just laying down the reality here during my lunch break at work.
Nothing beats a good meal, some awesome coworkers and reminding everyone how an ugly woman with a lazy soul is a waste of time.
But again, aim low if you must. It's only natural.
>>83805682
Did hostess use the money to pay for the cab or did she just rob him?
>>83824046
if it's japan, probably rob
maybe a little of both
>>83823933
You don't seem to understand just how small Japanese breasts are on average.
>>83823847
>Thunderfoot
Are you retarded or just pretending? He's a scientist. Most people watch his content for the infotainment
>>83824028
>shits on her for aiming too high
>shits on anon for aiming too low
>>83823806
>If you want a broken fat ugly 40 something weeaboo.
>Implying a good chunk of 4chan isn't 30-40 something fat ugly broken weeaboos.
Or did you think you were among a bunch of free thinking young men who are on the bleeding edge of internet coolness?
>>83824019
>going to China
>ever
wew lad
>>83824019
Thirdworlder here. Sure, go ahead. I wish I could do the same.
>>83824167
Young thinking or just hungry or any pussy.
>>83824180
China is the freest country on this planet right now. They're actually fighting muzzies, they're colonizing the shit outta people and no rules and regulations stop you from peddling poison as medicine in China.
>>83824373
China pls go
>>83824373
Why would you want to go to China?
There air quality is so bad right now you might as well take up smoking back home
>>83824524
I heard a myth that they actually drink vodka instead of water in some parts of China because the water's completely fucked.
Is that true?
>>83824373
>China is the freest country on this planet right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbIevNlt-JE
They live and die so we can get cheap shit at Walmart.
And you want to GO THERE!? Have fun!
>>83805682
I know about these thanks to the Yakuza video games.
