Mid-Day Edition
In case you missed it, Joyce gets teeth bearing angry at Becky wearing a dress.
Also, Becky looks ugly in a dress almost like she looks ugly in everything because she is a guttersnipe
>>83799762
>superglue
That explains the hideous hair cut I suppose
>>83799762
> Girl wearing a dress
> Violated
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>>83799762
Tomorrow's strip.
>>83799954
She's not Trans. She just gay. Still doesn't make since why she cares about the dress. Not all gay women are butch.
>>83800517
this should be ripe for the edits
>>83800517
>that hat
P A P A B L E S S
>>83801326
Because lesbians and feminists don't wear dresses. They are tools of the patriarchy to emslave womenkind.
>>83799762
>You can't have characters just say how they feel! That makes me angry!
>This is about you
Of course it fucking is.
I don't get the last panel at all. Getting superglue on her dress to have an excuse to change it, then? That doesn't mean shit unless you carry glue and spare clothes everywhere. It's a complete non sequitur.
Is she then implying that she got glue in her hair to have an excuse to cut it short, because she wasn't allowed to have short hair? That also doesn't make sense since just about everybody else in this comic has short hair, including the religious Brown family.
On a side note about hair, Willis should go back to his old shading. The shine he does makes them look like Lego hairpieces.
>>83803223
The point is that Becky has a goofy bulldyke haircut which is generally frowned upon in religious communities.
>>83799762
i like how her mom is the only one making a human reaction, being a bit weirded out by her daughter and walking away
to be fair she says she's uncomfortable before Joyce gets all mad
>>83800517
cannot believe this isn't an edit
>>83800517
Are we really expected to like this character?
>>83799762
>Joyce is having an emotional breakdown
>but that's less important than how Becky feels about Joyce having an emotional breakdown
>Becky status: Cares about Becky
>>83803359
trans girls don't caaaaaaare about being liked, they're an Oppressed Minority so they're immune to criticism, obvs
>>83803359
SHE'S STRONG AND BRAVE!
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>>83800517
>that last panel
I can't believe how disgusted I'm feeling
>>83803359
You'd think that someone who supports their mental illness as much as Willis does wouldn't make the trans character a reprehensible, irrationally angry bitch but here we are
>>83803223
>>This is about you
>Of course it fucking is.
Has Joyce done anything for herself or someone else since Becky showed up? Because she's pretty much been relegated to Becky's servant/yes-man. Literally everything she does has to be 100% about Becky now.
>>83799762
Stop posting this shitty comic.
Is "superglue" a euphemism?
>>83799762
So how is she supposed to be likable?
>>83800517
I swear I've seen this already
>>83799762
>This is about you
Fuck this stupid bullshit. You don't ever see Becky showing an ounce of consideration when she regularly makes a scene and makes Joyce's life difficult.
>>83805525
Calling it now
>Becky makes a scene at church
>Joyce for bullshit reasons gets the brunt of the consequences since lesbians are free from ever having to deal with that in Willisland.
>Joyce decides to renounce religion and become a lesbian rather than giving her shitty toxic friend the boot.
>>83800517
>Ruttech
Wait, Do Carla's parents own a smartphone company?
We're supposed to feel that the multibillionaire affluenza child is "oppressed" because of gender identity bullshit?
>>83799762
>When Mary damages someone's property with superglue it's pure evil
>When Becky does the same it's wacky and hilarious
>>83805701
>Carla was born with the most privilege possible
>can't handle even the slightest bit hardship without going into a tantrum or full mental shutdown
>you're expected to root for her
>>83800517
This was a good thing to read right before my starting my shift. Just, really fucking amazing
>>83800517
Some notes.
1. Even the text on the phone is in all caps because Willis is too lazy to make things look like what we're accustomed to seeing.
2. Carla's hat is stupid.
3. The last panel is just the first panel with the layers slightly moved.
4. Carla is a terrible excuse for a human being, and I hope Ruth doesn't end up in the hospital because Carla is too lazy and insufferable to actually take the time to worry about someone else, especially someone like Ruthless who genuinely needs someone to help her. Screw you, Carla. If you're so oppressed as a trans person, then you know what it's like to be utterly depressed, and that means you know how Ruth feels like right now. You piece of crap.
>>83800517
Someone should add "and if called on it, call them a bigot".
>>83805646
He said he's not changing anyone's sexuality.inb4 willis tells us 'oh yeah she was a bisexual all along it just never came up
>>83799762
>>83800517
Good to see this comic still bullshitting as always.
>>83806564
Isn't Danny bi/gay now though?
>>83806621
>>83806564
>'oh yeah she was a bisexual all along it just never came up'
Pretty sure the same thing applies here. I think he's actively avoided explicitly stating sexualities specifically so he can manipulate them and say it's been that way the whole time.
Only a few people have made references to their preferences, and even then, they're not particularly specific. Even the straightest characters have little crushes on people of the same gender.
I would just assume, because Willis is Willis, everyone is bi. Even Becky. Just because no one wants to be a lesbian THAT badly.
>>83799762
Should this be added to the document?
>>83806938
Go for it.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SNqEtHsg_a2zm0ryB0rG8CzTLEVitftj4kQZ_Kg-Hsg/edit?usp=sharing
>>83803223
I swear to God, this fucking writing.
>>83806188
But Ruth is a equally shit person too.
>lol, who gives a shit about the rules I'm paid to enforce
>EXCEPT WHEN I GET TRIGGERED
>Billie promise never to leave me
>We have to break up so I don't lose my job I'm shit at Billie
>You promised not to leave me, so even though I pressured you to break up with me it was still ultimately your fault Billie
>>83807087
>>83799762
Seriously, this fucking comic.
>>83805518
Me too. His updates sit on the site and are automatically posted, I think an anon went through and found a few a while back.
>>83799762
Pretty cheap to just gloss over Becky's interaction with Carol about the dress and only show the aftermath. Becky's whole character is being a rebellious lesbian, but we skip that part just to have Joyce's reaction.
Joyce's outfit looks cute though.
>>83800517
>Phone takes up screen real estate to show you who manufactured it.
I think I can see where Carla got her insufferableness from.
>>83799762
Hey, everyone. It's Becky.
She's a lesbian. Did you know that?
>>83807120
That's true. But she probably doesn't deserve to die. Let her suffer in life.
End of chapter strip.
>>83807429
Make it 2500 word essay for some realism
>>83799762
>>83800517
What's with the noses? Is that just how noses are in their world, one large nostril facing forward instead of two facing downward?
>>83808117
it's supposed to be a harsh shadow but I can see where you could get confused
>>83808117
They're furries.
>>83808117
Carla's a former member of the beagle boys.
>>83808224
Actually googled the comic to make sure it wasn't edited, the slim chance it was a /co/ inside joke or something, like censorship for tumblr noses.
>>83808258
>>83808305
That was my 2nd guess.
>>83807465
Well, that's the joke, Andy is nice and loveable, but also pretty dumb.
I mean, he still doesn't even fully grasp the concept of sex.
>>83807087
>>83807429
I don't get why you post this comic in every Willis thread. I'm guessing it's a parody or something? Other than everyone being at college, I'm not sure though. I'm not saying it's a bad strip, by any stretch, but can I get some context (or better yet, an archive)?
>>83809243
Like, post my site in every post?
Nah, I don't wanna get reported for advertising.
But I will link you too it right now for your convienence. http://freakanimes.com/collegeusa/
Also this is my attempt at making a better college comic than willis, whilst parodying it at the same time.
>>83803359
You're supposed to hate her but admit she's right about everything. Like Mike, back in the days when a white male could get away with it.
>>83809419
Mike was right about everything, though, when he wasn't purposefully lying. Also, he was very rarely intended to be anything more than a joke character, let alone a sympathetic one.
>>83809243
Lots of comics get posted in DoA threads - Funky Winkerbean, Cerebus... basically anything that encourages people to get out of these threads and read something better than DoA (think of it as a community service). College USA certainly fits that bill, but then I can't really think of much that wouldn't aside from maybe SYAC, Sinfest, and Assigned Male.
>>83800517
I'm not gonna lie, I laughed at this.
>>83809591
>SYAC, Sinfest, and Assigned Male
These threads are fucking bad enough.
>>83809591
Willis did a randomly selected April Fool's swap with David Gonterman one year. If nothing else, it proved he isn't even the worst cartoonist named David. All these years later and he still is more coherent than Gonterman.
>>83799762
So, as someone who has no exposure to this comic outside of stumbling ass first into these fucking god awful threads...
It seems like maybe 90%-95% of the cast of this is gay, trans, or both. Is that actually the case? Is this comic written in such a hugboxy world that the author has convinced himself that this minority actually manages to outnumber the straight cis population?
>>83809769
>Willis did a randomly selected April Fool's swap with David Gonterman one year.
You're fucking me.
>>83809837
Gonterman used the opportunity to imply that It's Walky! took place in the same universe as FoxFire. Willis avoided ever mentioning it again.
>>8380982
JOYCE's mom's going to say she approves of Joyce becoming a lesbian. They'll awkwardly kiss and Dina will find out, and Becky will get away with it and not feel guilty because right(Becky).enabled=true
>>83809827
>Becky's mom
is dead. Do you mean Joyce's mom?
>>83809808
No, it's the opposite of that. He was cultured on communion wafers and soundproof foams to keep the Jesus Preaching inside him, and now is so embittered by how his parents raised him, and so desperate to be accepted, that he is directly creating a comic for the very specific niche of tumblr/the internet that wants that kind of faux-accepting LGBT+, anti-racist hug boxwhich is actually just as homophobic and racist but in new and shittier ways,just so that he can feel vindicated in being in complete and total ideological opposition to his parents.
>>83809917
Yeah I meant that
>>83809913
Yeah I know I know
>>83809894
Tell me you've got a link to this.
>>83809953
http://www.commuterbarnacle.com/gonterman/APRILFOO.GIF
Ta-da.
>>83799762
Lesbians can't wear dresses? How can she be forced to put on a dress? She's not a complete child.
>>83809934
That hugbox existed before Tumblr, on every college campus. When I was in school most of us ignored them. Now they've metastasized.
>>83809591
We should talk to the QC guys about creating Bad Webcomics General. Also, I don't really think it's fair to call Cerberus bad (unless you're referring to the DoA commentator), it's actually pretty fascinating when you look at it through the lens of Dave Sims's battle with schizophrenia.
>>83810087
>I don't really think it's fair to call Cerberus bad
I didn't, I love Cerebusand Funky Winkerbean, actuallyI was just using them as examples of things that had been posted in DoA threads so we could read something better occasionally.
>>83810000
>How can she be forced to put on a dress?
Was it rape? Also checked.
>>83810072
Believe me, they were the bane of my LGBT friends' existences. Almost all of them were populated by wealthy suburbanites that had taken a handful of courses on the topic and were basically just utilizing it to degrade and belittle people in new and more intricate manners.
There are a lot of LGBT groups and ethnic celebration clubs that are 100% great people who are there to challenge you as much as support you, but those hugboxes were just breeding grounds for the most unbearable kinds of people.
>>83809050
Oh, good god, he didn't realize it was a negative thing.
>>83800517
Oh I see where this going.
>>83810289
There are people who unironically love Becky, and they outnumber us, at least among those Willis is willing to listen to.
>>83810087
Cerberus is not the same thing as Cerebus.
>>83807120
are RA's paid? Always thought they were just student volunteers...
>>83809985
do you have the one Willis drew? also WiiGii? the hell is that?
>>83812229
http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/31013876966/what-about-the-strip-you-did-for-gonterman-its
Here you go.
WiiGii! is Willis' forced meme catchphrase. It's as bad as it sounds.
>>83812216
I don't know why the fuck Ruth would care about keeping her job to the point of breaking up with Billie so Mary didn't have a hold over her if that's the case. She doesn't even seem to get any enjoyment from it.
>>83805287
Make us
>>83812381
Some people are addicted to power.
>>83805793
Who says you're supposed to root for her?
>>83800517
>>83805701
>>83805793
So is Carla the Bruce Jenner of this comic strip?
>>83812299
what the hell was Foxfire about?
>>83812545
Only Gonterman knows.
>>83812537
Actually yes, that's an entirely apt comparison.
>>83812533
Willis's intended audience
>>83812229
>WiiGii? the hell is that?
In IRC around the late 90s, Willis meat to type "Woo Hoo!!!" and wasn't paying attention like a dumbass. So he ended up accidentally typing "Wii Gii"
Instead of going "Whoops, I goofed up" he embraced it and It became his catchphrase.
>>83812533
Willis
>>83803223
Hank expressed that he thinks that Becky's dad is an asshole and has wanted to punch him in the face before. He probably has different values than him. Maybe he thinks that looking ridiculous is the consequence of getting glue in your hair, so she gets glue in it so that she can have a one-side cut.
Joyce's parents believe that Becky is a bad influence on Joyce. If Joyce acts up, they might completely cut off contact, which means that Becky loses a huge part of her surrogate family here, which could also have financial consequences (not good for a homeless person.) Joyce doesn't want to argue on Becky's behalf and risk that happening unless Becky wants her to.
You're stupid.
>>83812683
>Carla looks like she has bacon wrapped around her head
This guy doesn't seem so bad.
>>83801326
When the Browns raised their children, they thought that traditional gender roles were very important. Additionally, it is a common stereotype that lesbians are usually masculine.
Carol is making Becky wear a dress because Becky's sexual orientation defies traditional gender roles, and making her adhere to those makes her more bearable, or even changes her, in Carol's eyes (notice how she's not wearing a dress, and probably won't make Joyce wear one.) Whatever her intent, Becky doesn't want to wear the dress (which people can do without having a particular reason) and Carol is trying to hide or change Becky's sexuality instead of accept and love her, which understandably pisses off Joyce.
>>83812882
He's made several attempts at forced catchphrases, like "It's so babies!"
patreon?
>>83809808
http://www.dumbingofage.com/cast/
Left to right, top to bottom, assumed or stated sexualities:
straight, straight, straight
bi, straight, bi
straight, gay, straight
asexual?, VERY gay, gay tendencies but might like dudes
straight, pansexual, straight
asexual (and trans), straight, gay tendencies
There are also a bunch of background/recurring characters who are not straight.
Straight:
Mary
Joyce's would-be rapist (Ryan)
At least one of the Rachels (there are two)
Sierra
Agatha
Bi:
Robin
Gay:
Leslie
Grace
Mandy
Newspaper editor-in-chief (Daisy)
Trans:
Josh/Jocelyne (unknown orientation)
And that's as much effort as I'm willing to put into this.
If anyone wants to do a count and include other characters, go for it.
>>83814250
>Josh/Jocelyne (unknown orientation)
shes straight, she told ethan
>>83814250
>gay tendencies
had to check but if youre referring to ruth and marcie both are bi
we only know marcies bi because she was with a guy in the original comic though.
>>83812216
They're paid and get a free room to themselves. They usually have to hold meetings, work the check-in desk, go to meetings, hold floor meetings, do one-on-ones with supervisors, and plan/host events for their residents on a regular basis.
It is one of the most soul-crushing jobs ever. No one appreciates RAs, and their hall directors run them into the ground through bureaucracy.
>>83812533
Willis, based on his insistence to his readers in the comments. If you don't think that Carla is a glorious goddess who can do no wrong, then you are wrong and transphobic and shouldn't be allowed to breed.
That's the horrifying atmosphere of his audience.
>>83812962
The horrible hairdo is only a few days old. The glue is probably how she got the haircut we see at the beginning of the series.
>>83814493
its so fucking weird though. he admits shes an asshole. SHE admits shes an asshole. so do the other characters. but if you say shes an asshole, youve gone way too far
if its just about not wanting people to defend mary, then ok, but theres a difference between doing that and just pointing out carlas a jerk too
i mean, hes right about most of the people here, but thats not the point.
>>83800517
Oh willy, how sad it is that you make 4chan the reasonable party
How come my comments aren't posting?
>>83814603
new commenters have to be approved, so maybe dont start off with bullshit or willis's the only one who'll ever see it
>>83814305
>>83814389
Cool, thanks!
I'm adding these to the tallies doc so we can look into that later.
>>83814603
you were banned most likely, willy don't like people asking questions or talking. Its why he hates 4chan, he can't control what people talk about. Pretty sure he monitors DoA wiki and Tropes page.
Eh, that's cool, I just posted it on twitter instead.
>>83814710
Does Carla know Ruth? How much is she required to give a shit?
>>83814574
Yeah, you aren't allowed to say that Carla was being a disruptive jerk. If you say that she was also in the wrong, then it's because you're totally transphobic.
Carla explicitly states that she wants to be a jerk since everyone else is. But you dare not speak against her as a reader.
They focus on the fact that Mary said something vaguely transphobic, which leads to "the ends doesn't justify the means" BS and completely distracts from the issue of Carla being a turd.
>>83814729
Well, I mean she's one of the probable few people that she revealed she was trans to so maybe some sort of a shit.
I mean, enough of a shit to stop someone from hanging themselves.
>>83814729
shes aware that ruth is depressed but they never spoke before the mary incident. theyre not friends, even remotely.
(also ruth is a piece of shit and chances are most people here wouldnt care if she did kill herself but hatred is more important than rationality)
>>83814779
pretty sure we were just supposed to accept that its common knowledge. billie wasnt surprised either. carla probably just doesnt pass at all.
>>83814729
Do you really need to know someone in order to check on them, what the fuck is Meal-on-Wheels doing, why would you give meals to people you don't know, to lazy to leave their house most likely.
>>83814925
OK so I live across the street from you. We barely interact. Then tomorrow one of my friends grabs you off the street and demands you check up on me for some reason.
Little different than volunteering for the hungry.
>>83814951
yes, if, in fact, the funk that the friend wants this person checked up on about is directly your fault?
Carla fills me with an unspeakable rage, that gender, in fact, has nothing to do with.
Basically she's Ethan from CAD in a bunch of respects, which makes her complete garbage as a person.
>>83815200
>directly your fault
what are you even talking about? ruth has been a drunk suicidal mess the entire comic, carla has nothing to do with it. get off your fucking hatebox.
>>83815200
Ruth's funk is because she's an alcoholic going through withdrawal and she was fucking one of her floormates. Because she was a shitty person who didn't do her job at all and it exploded in her face, this is somehow Carla's fault?
I hate Carla, for the record. I think she's a spoiled brat who is only liked because she chopped her cock off. She is a poor representation of Trans people in any respect, as another anon said, she's the Bruce Jenner of this world.
But even a broken clock is right twice a day. This isn't her problem and Billy is forcing it to be.
>>83814951
Me, personally, yeah I would probably check on you. As long as I didn't get a horror flick vibe I would at least knock and try to have at least a small conversation with you.
>>83815302
You enter my house to check on me and get shot for unlawful entry. Good job.
>>83815251
She pissed off Mary and now Mary's blackmailing Ruth
I'm not that anon but I have to agree, Carla is at fault here.
>>83815374
marys blackmailing ruth because of things ruth did, not just because she wants free reign to bicker with carla.
>>83800517
The Day of the Rope can't come soon enough.
>>83815273
Why was Ruth such a drunken, suicidal mess in the first place?
>>83815567
HER PARENTS ARE DEEEEEAAAAAD!
>>83815567
She's a Leafs fan.
>>83815349
You don't own a gun
>>83815567
her parents got killed by a drunk driver and her grandpa beats her or something so she decided to become an alcoholic for the irony
>>83809337
Why not start putting your site in the bottom of the strip? That's pretty standard with webcomics.
>>83815600
>>83815602
>>83815627
All acceptable answers.
>>83815273
No, Bruce Jenner is a far better representation of the actual struggles of trans people.
>>83815602
It's true.
>>83815865
Having the media suck your cock and then having second thoughts?
>>83814729
If I remember right, Billie specifically asked her to check on Ruth.
>>83815728
Yeah, I could. But that could be annoying if it gets into bookform.
>>83816063
are you actually considering printing these?
>>83816063
You would have two versions.
One with the watermark, and one without.
Or learn to properly use the gutters so it's not in the way.
>>83815865
>Caitlyn Jenner
>Not the trans version of an Uncle Tom
If you say so anon.
>>83816022
Late transitioning, pressure from family and loved ones against transitioning, a bunch of people saying you're doing it for attention, possible second thoughts about transitioning, and being absolutely shit on by gay people for not being lockstep with them.
>>83816143
Oh you're just mad she's still voting for Trump
Hang on, there are still some blacks and latinos you also have to lecture on why they need to vote based on their skin color
>>83816078
Well, yeah, it could make me some money from a different audiance, and audiance who prefers comics that aren't fantasy and stuff.
>>83816132
Yeah, I guess I could do that from now on.
>>83810087
>creating Bad Webcomics General
gb2sa
>>83816184
>a different audiance
the only appeal of this is that its making fun of willis. its not like its good or anything.
on top of that, you cant exactly disguise the fact that its a parody and/or ripoff. youre not gonna be able to sell this.
"Anyway, I say fuck that. I will write about the smaller race things because they are more important to confront. Everyone fucking agrees you shouldn’t burn crosses or use the N-word. Where’s the courage in that? It points outward, towards cartoonish villains, instead of inward, where problems still need to be solved."
-David Willis
I guess he saves his cartoonish villains for homophobia storylines...
>>83816270
Does anyone want to discuss how the one black chick exists to provide help and life advice to the white main character?
>>83815349
A. Carla knocked and didn't just walk in.
B. She or Billie informed Ruth that Carla would be checking in with her, and Ruth was fine with this. I think. I don't care enough to check.
>>83816365
Do you mean on this board, or to point it out to Willis to make him feel bad?
I wouldn't try to tell him, he might change her and she's one of the less obnoxious characters.
>>83815627
Not by me, by the cops i call cause some stranger is in my house.
>>83816517
He's already been changing her from an asocial, world-weary cynic to a sperg. I wouldn't want him to change her either, she's one of the most realistic and well-rounded characters in the strip. Plus I love her interactions with Dina.
>>83816528
You would answer their knock, let them in, and then get the cops to shoot them? That's some next level self-defense, anon.
>>83816619
The jokes on you, I'm trans! Now you're in the wrong!
>>83816244
let's be fair man, Willis's entire career has proving you can sell anything. just got to find the right audience to pander to
>>83816270
i hate to say this but... maybe if you're a privileged white boy from Indiana, you might want to think twice about tackling subjects you know jackshit about. especially when that subject is "subtle racism" and you can't do subtle period
>>83807429
This is great
>>83817591
Well, you should definitely at least try to have even a semblance of understanding of the topic, at least. I mean, I have very severe doubts Willis has ever talked to a black person, let alone a transsexual. Hell if we want to double it up, I would bet actual money he's never even seen a transsexual of color.
>>83813156
Or maybe a redhead just fucking looks good in a dress. Quit getting your strapon all twisted in a bunch.
>>83810000
I guess she was guilted into it - Mrs Brown seems pretty good at emotional blackmail
>>83816270
>It points outward, towards cartoonish villains,
...wow. that is a dangerous lack of self awareness.
>>83819643
A parent doesn't force somebody else's child to wear an old-looking dress that belongs to them because it "looks good". Also. this is written by Willis. Don't mistake your incompetence for somebody else's.
>>83819803
Mothers force their daughter-in-laws into clothing all the damn time. It's nothing new nor malicious.
>>83819700
if Willis was a good writer we would have seen that instead of just have to infer
>>83812683
Remember when this used to be some hyperbolic scenario we would project onto creators to make fun of their shit.
>oh Mary Sue can do no wrong and if you disagree the creator will hope you die.
When did this insanity become reality?
> Mom enjoys playing dress up
> Mom enjoys being a girl
> "GAWD what a bitch I'm going to fucking tear her a new one!"
If Joyce wants to be a man so badly she can start by getting her ass beat down for being such an ass to her mom.
>>83813589
Not saying he hasn't. But that's where Wiigii came from
>>83816162
It's more of a "Literally getting away with murder" thing
>>83816162
He.
Bruce is a "he". Even if he actually gets the surgery
>>83810087
>We should talk to the QC guys about creating Bad Webcomics General.
Or we can continue doing what we're doing. It's not against any rules. And you aren't being forced to enter any of them.
>>83819816
That's not what's happening here. Also, again, this is written by Willis. A cigar is never just a cigar with this guy. Also remember that the first words Carol said to Becky in this arc were "Are you sure that you're a lesbian and is it worth your father being in prison". Not to mention this entire arc has a huge amount to do with homophobia and religious bigots, and Willis very rarely puts something in that has no purpose. It's like you're really trying hard to miss the point.
>>83814729
Carla certainly seemed to expect Ruth to take care of Mary even though Mary is blameless
>>83799762
Going to ruin that wonderful borrowed dress, because she is an entitled brat. Awful.
>>83812991
you missunderstood. She is fat. Like really really fat. Everything looks like food to her.
>>83809243
He's a tripfag desperate for attention
>>83820159
>>support group with the wanna-be undead
Everytime.
>>83820159
God-Damned Fire-Breathing Goddess! BRLAAARGh!
>>83816836
Tag, Not-It Forever!
>>83816270
A lot of courage is required to make comics and write stuff on the internet. A lot easier than going to an actual protest and actually talking to people face-to-face about things.
>>83822076
What could be more courageous than posting a comic to Tumblr? Do you know what it feels to get a bunch of replies calling you a gaylord jackass or an assoholic bitch?
I've poured Colt .45's for all my lost Internet homies.
>>83816244
Well, aren't there parody laws?
>>83814305
>>Josh/Jocelyne (unknown orientation)
shes straight, she told ethan
I still don't know if that means guys or girls.
>>83816184
You don't actually think people will pay money for your shit right?
>>83805793
She's a perfect embodiment of the modern """"""activist"""""" right down to being a tranny.
>>83824162
Josh/Jocelyn is into men.
>>83812683
>Damn str-...ace!
I wonder what it's like being that mentally ill and not just a self-loathing depressed blobbo like I am.
Carla has never faced any adversity
At least nothing she didn't bring onto herself by being an asshole.
>>83807429
>250 word essay
This is how you can tell Dewd has never been to college, or even high school.
>>83825154
Are you new to 4chan?
>>83825207
No, in fact I'm intimately familiar with Dewd's work. His method is to do something totally thoughtlessly and then when people start questioning it he comes up with justification for it after the fact.
>>83825380
Nah you're pretty fucking new, holy shit.
>>83825380
Like Martin Luther, am I right guys?
>>83825380
I'm going to be a kind person here and explain that you're missing a meme. This maymay has been posted for years and years and years. Something along the lines of:
>have 170 word essay due in three days
>still posting on 4chan
How do you deal with the pressure?
Now that I've explained it please fuck off.
>>83823581
Consider donating today to the Veterans of the Internet Culture Wars.
>>83815602
Oh man, well done
>>83819643
Freud didn't say that. That is the complete opposite of what Freud believed.
And yes, there are a ton of reasons why she would put Becky in a dress. Since Becky has no sense of what is appropriate and what is not, Joyce's mom probably just went for the most inoffensive thing she could find that fit her.
>>83821992
I would prefer if Carla were an actual dragon. She would keep to herself, and it would explain her terrible behavior.
>>83826525
But again, this is Willis we're talking about, so we know the reason that Carol put Becky in a dress is because Becky is a lesbian.
>>83826638
My dream is that Willis is pushed over the edge even further than Jaques to the point he actually starts doing things like this and leaves the whole universe in a flaming, incoherent wreckage.
I mean let's face it, it is never going to be finished. It's always just going to be boring agenda pushing glacial paced webcomic. If Willis were to actually go insane, it would become much more interesting.
>>83827554
His previous webcomic "Shortpacked" didn't have a real ending. It was unsatisfying amd stupid.
>>83827893
Seconded. That was the worst possible way to end the series. I couldn't have imagined anything more stupid than that.
>>83827893
>>83828561
How did it end?
>>83828597
Robin DeSanto fills the toy store with a new diverse work staff that causes the universe to start to collapse. Through the crack in the dimension, soggies from the old Capn Crunch commercials invade along with another universes Dina who never died.
It ends with everyone still working at the store standing up against the Soggies and it implies they spend the rest of there days as a rebel group against the new, soggy cereal based overlords.
The END
>>83828699
reminder
>>83829212
Willis lives in the same city as me. I hope I get to see him walk past me and die of a stroke.
>>83829297
Don't you mean watch him die from being ass-barfy?Or whatever fucking stupid name he has for it?
>>83829212
actually here's every comic from that one to January 17th. just remember folks: Blaze of glory!
>>83829620
also remember: "No half-assed filler strips"
>>83829655
Blaze of glory!
>>83829700
no half-assed filler here!
>>83829741
do you feel all that glory?
>>83829760
remember Shortpacked! lasted 10 years
>>83829782
this was the grand finale
>>83800517
It's like a parody.
>>83829824
blazin' that glory!
>>83829811
Shortpacked strips are pretty par-for-the-course for webcomics. They're mildly charming, without any of the overdramatic bullshit that goes on in DoA. He should have stuck with something he knows about like toys, rather than lesbians and college.
>>83829824
The straw men are a Willis staple though
>>83800517
Can someone, anyone, PLEASE explain how a thinking human being can look at this, can look at Carla as a person, can look at her actions and still say; "Yeah, this is an okay way for a person to behave, there is nothing wrong with this"
How the FUCK do you even get into this headspace?
I just don't understand.
>>83830013
and the moral of this story is diversity will destroy the world.
>>83829297
I'd ask you to expedite the process, but no satisfaction comes from his death unless it's by his own hand.
>>83830056
also he made two more strips after the end. this is the April Fools one
>>83830117
whoops forgot my pic
>>83830141
and this is about Ted Cruz i guess
>>83830141
willis think he slick
but he dabbin
>>83830166
Or just about any Republican really.
Amirite guys?But no seriously political Christians tend to be hypocritical.
>>83830166
You forgot one last picture Willis posted, though I think it was to his Tumblr.
It's a picture of Becky and Dina astride a pegasus fighting Soggies. He said it was canon.
>>83830033
Carla is rich enough that she's never had to deal with any kind of consequences for her abhorrent behavior, so she behaves like the total narcissist that she is.
She's probably going to escalate this Mary thing into raping Mary, and get out of it by buying the university a new Quantum Computing center.
>homophobic fundie christian woman dresses lesbian she hates
I really don't fucking understand.
>>83830467
I mean more in relation to Willis and his fans who defend her for acting like this.
>>83829741
How does Willis not do comics about Transformers anymore? It seems like all he knows.
>>83830719
Too busy with the babies. Dude should probably make with the dadcomics already, all his contemporaries are doing it.
>>83830013
What the hell does it mean that Soggies may rule?
>>83831154
Obscure injoke that appeared two or three times over the strip's run.
>>83830233
It's funny because the issue Christ would probably care about the most is the Evangelicals' worship of Netanyahu and the Likud party. Christ came to Earth specifically to extend the grace of god to the gentiles, and for Christians to defend the Israeli nationalist leadership basically is an endorsement of the anti-gentile sentiment that Christ came to resent.
>>83831154
here: http://shortpacked.livejournal.com/281241.html
>>83816244
I'd say that "College USA" is enough of its own thing, i.e. it's not an outright parody of everything DoA is, that it could (in theory) stand on its own feet. Not saying it's the webcomic equivalent of "Airplane!", but I'd say a limited print run could be successful
>>83829934
Of course WIllis undid one of his best strips for a shitty joke.He also retconned Dina and Joyce as a couple in the Walkyverse
>>83829951
>>83829969
>>83829990
>>83830056Ya ran out of privilege didn't you, ya bastard?
>>83831407
Damn, no wonder even a visit youtube was not illuminating.
>>83831154
>>83831407
also here's the comic in question since that site Willis linked is dead. truly the perfect reference to end a decade long comic on
>>83831299
Yes, that's the thing he'd care about most: the Jews. It's not like his mother or his other dad was a Jew or anything
>>83831540
>Sogmaster
Dear lord, he's real...
>>83831299
Not everything can be solved by complaining about the Jews, Anon. Someday, you'll understand that.
>>83829824
>>83829811
>When the straw men are SUCH straw men that they actually swing back around to being kind of right.
My god, this is on a whole new level.
