Looks like she has more in common with us than we thought
mary is a BR?
>>83789687
BR?
>>83789734
Brazilians are known to type 'hue hue hue' as laughter in online games, characterized by the fact that they tend to have shitty connections
>>83789804
Ah, so that's where it came from.
You just know she had that internal conflict while making that panel
>>83789817
I wonder how many dating requests she'll get
She's never been on a date because she's UGLY.
>>83789844
I feel bad for her but she's really not worth itJust like all of us
>>83789860
DELETE THIS
>>83789844
...and how many of them are going to be on the level of that dude who took pictures of his pissbottles for that /lit/ girl.
>>83789860
She's not ugly, she's just plain.
>>83789907
.... Jesus fucking Christ. What?
>>83789876
Eh, she's kinda cute in a homely sort of way (I'd say she also gets bonus points for having similar interests and a sense of humor). I'd date her.
>>83789938
uh... oh... wow.
>>83789876
>>83789860
>>83789919
She is okay, just dresses poorly and have strong glasses that deforms her face shape.
Also she probably could get some dates with all those lonely men. And if all fail there are bars where girls go to be pampered by men too in Japan but seems like she missed this opportunityOr not but doesn't want to admit that she went to a host bar
>>83790019
>>83790019
Those are mostly filled with hookers desperate for nonsexual affection
>>83790058
I can't tell if some of those people are women. Eg, dude in the blue shirt looks like someone drew facial hair on a chick
>>83790094
>>83790119
haha
>>83789974
Honestly, I'm cool with treating other anons like this, it's kind of why we're on this site. But to go out and defile a sweet little ladies youtube channel like this crosses a line with me. This is one of the few times 4chan has succeeded at actually disturbing me.
>>83790279
>being this beta
>>83790279
Faggot.
>>83790279
Yeah, it's all shits and giggles until the aspies and other autists on this site try and interact with normal people.
>>83790312
0/10 you tried.
>>83790361
we pretend to be a lot of things as a joke but we ended up attracting a lot of people thinking they were at equals. Like how we used to make offensive jokes because those wouldn't be acceptable anywhere else and ended attracting a bunch of extreme right people or how we shared stories about ghosts and aliens on /x/ for fun but got it filled with real crazy people
>>83790405
Yep. You pretend to be stupid and you attract the stupid people because they think they're in good company :(
Hey but i've been on plenty of dates. And my gf is coming over later today.
I don't know why 4chan has this stigma.
>>83790420
Suck it. Can't stop me from pretending to be stupid.
It's always reassuring to know that I'm not the only emotionally fucked person on Earth. At least, that's the reason I've never been on a date.
>>83790434
Of course you don't, you fucking normie.
Am I the only one who envies middle easterners their arranged marriages?
>>83790434
It is a joke. Like "no women on the internet"
So the proper answer to your post is
>So your dakimakura is comming back from the cleaning?
>>83790481
My romantic dream is about that childhood friendship that eventually grows into love so the Indian arranged marriage would be pretty cool in fantasy.
I bet she's writting this for attention and is actually massive slut that has dozens of dicks in her every week IRL
>>83790517
>implying anyone wants to clean it when they've seen what i've done with it
>>83790564
Not if the person washing is not the same one picking it up. There are laundry delivery services!
>>83790312
>implying the need to reaffirm your masculinity by picking on meek little women isn't the most beta thing anyone can do
>>83790481
Kinda, I also sort of think something went wrong when apprenticeship basically died out.
>>83790453
Who says you're pretending?
>>83789817
Maybe that's why we didn't get a comic last week.
>>83790361
Video related, from the Taiwanese animators.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozGv_UTEQrc
>>83790718
Oh wow, they even had Chad in there XD
>>83789632
I wanna impregnate Mary sensei!
>>83790763
It's amazing Taiwan did a good and accurate report on 4chan while American news sites say 4chan is the name of some great hacker.
>>83790793
Now you know who is the more reliable news source. Poorly made 3D animations.
>>83790517
Come on man, that dude is both Swiss and friend with a catboy maid.
>>83790819
>American news
>spend all our money on fancy graphics and animations and get the stunt department to blow up a car
>Taiwan
>cut the animation budget and fund research and investigations
>>83789632
I've heard in japan if you're a foreigner woman that guys will avoid you, not to mention she's unattractive as is.
http://zoomingjapan.com/life-in-japan/about-dating-in-japan/
>>83790718
This is amazing.
>>83791055
Yeah, apparently Japanese dudes are mostly passive betas so foreign women scare them even more than Japanese ones
>>83791086
>>83791055
And you know, they don't speak English.
>>83789632
>snack bars
Is she taking about hostess clubs?
>>83791055
Also if you are a woman and try to move during sex, the men feel gay because you are dominating them.
What a woman has to do during sex is just lay down and think of Nippon.
>>83791055
It's not just that, but it's also the fact that in Japan women are the one making the move, not men.
Foreign women who want to date Japanese guys and yet still don't act beyond brushing up on their looks find themselves dateless, because Japanese girls actively steal the men.
>>83791134
>>83791128
>woman is assertive
>until you actually sex her
That is fucking boring. Also it's weird for a people with samurais and warriors in it to be so afraid of a woman moving during sex.
>>83791179
>Also it's weird for a people with samurais and warriors in it to be so afraid of a woman moving during sex.
If you wanna go down that route, why not consider early iron-age creation myths?
>>83790517
>that little girl in the back
mirin on his waifu
>>83791099
hostess snack bars
>>83789632
I thought those were called Hostess Bars.
>>83789632
Yeah because she's in bits, fucking wreck of the hesperus
>>83791055
I think it is a cultural thing. Western women are used to have the men do the move when in Japan it doesn't happen. Either the girl give some chocolate on valentines or they meet on a group date/are presented by friends.
Also I only got a confused girl when I tried a pickup line...
>>83791128
I wouldn't be so certain. Or else "my hips are moving on their own" wouldn't be such common phrase in porn if it were a turn off.
http://tbib.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=869786
>>83789812
>>83791471
>I wouldn't be so certain. Or else "my hips are moving on their own" wouldn't be such common phrase in porn if it were a turn off.
I bet you think japanese people regularly fuck their siblings too.
>>83791179
>lso it's weird for a people with samurais and warriors in it to be so afraid of a woman moving during sex.
Samurais and warriors practiced homosexuality during their training and was considered as a purer form of love, dude.
>>83791509
>those 2 fucking pinoy
everytime
>>83791511
As a fantasy it probably is as common as "daddy" in west.
>>83791330
That's what they're called in Korea, I know that for sure.
t. Air Force veteran
>>83789632
Japan is fucked up. More specifically its work-related practices like these nights out being an unspoken mandatory thing instead of just colleges hanging out.
>>83791179
It didn't used to be this way. Japanese dudes were way more macho and assertive a few decades back.
>>83791698
I blame anime
>>83791511
>In October 2014, Time Out Tokyo polled its readers on their favorite sex positions. According to the results from this admittedly informal poll, Tokyo's residents love doggy style (28.2 percent), followed by cowgirl and 'legs over shoulders.'
>>83791705
If anything the salaryman lifestyle is to blame
>>83791128
>>83791540
Japan confirmed for faggots. Though its no surprised they are so beta due to 1)having a very repressed culture 2)as Imperial Japan trying to swing its needle dick around getting the utter shit beaten out of them on a national level and rebuilt into a less monstrous state
>>83791698
They were also inhuman midget scum without souls trying desperately to be Britain and failing.
>>83791752
But it is bulshit see >>83791714
>>83791778
Of those three positions, only one is a position where the girl could be leading, and I could show you japanese porn to show you that even then, they don't do shit.
>>83791875
And I could show porn where they do. Cherry picking battle never ends.
The problem in a relationship in Japan is that the woman gets all the money and decides what to do with it so men end up with pocket change and women spend the rest.
>>83791752
It's all America's fault.
Maybe Russia's too.
>>83792009
And China dumped thousands of kanji on their shores. They share in this as well.
>>83790517
>>83790829
Melonpan is more based and probably got more income than 99% of the people in these threads can hope to be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZgUhN_sF6E
>>83792029
Those damn Chinese. I remember when Japan belonged to the Ainu, things were better back then.
>>83792065
They could have switched over to something easier to read, but those efforts went nowhere.
>In the Meiji era (1868–1912), some Japanese scholars advocated abolishing the Japanese writing system entirely and using rōmaji instead. The Nihon-shiki romanization was an outgrowth of that movement. Several Japanese texts were published entirely in rōmaji during this period, but it failed to catch on. Later, in the early 20th century, some scholars devised syllabary systems with characters derived from Latin (rather like the Cherokee syllabary); these were even less popular, because they were not based on any historical use of the Latin script. Today, the use of Nihon-shiki for writing Japanese is advocated by the Oomoto sect and some independent organizations. During the Allied occupation of Japan, the government of the SCAP made official policy to romanize Japanese. This policy however failed, and a more moderate attempt at Japanese script reform followed.
>>83789632
So... is that where the Ouran HS host club stuff comes from? Like, is paying people to keep you company and pretend you're interesting that common a thing in japan?
>>83792135
Yes
They also have cat clubs where you can hang around with cats and eat
Japan is very ahead of the rest of the world in terms of commoditized affection
>>83792135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEOxl8fI8d8
>>83792149
>They also have cat clubs where you can hang around with cats and eat
Ok, now the people ones I would feel too awkward around, but this one I want.
>>83790517
Well that is just melonpan. Guys is pretty rich atleast what i have heard and seen in hes videos.
>>83792068
You poor naive fool.
>>83792135yes
>>83792149
I never understood that.
What's the point of affection if it's forced and paid for?
I don't see the point in a non genuine display of interest. Because deep down you know it's not real.
>>83792162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_PTiL6Zwfo
>>83789974
Oh my god. What a fucking adventure that was.
>>83792162
There's also an owl one where there is an owl you can pet and hang out with.
>>83792176
That's just it, it's because they get NO affection or are such betas that they have to fill the void somehow, even if it's fake. But that just breeds either contempt or keeps the hole open, requiring more. It's really sad.
>>83791705
I blame more their how long they have to work.
>>83792199
It's like that Nedroid comic with the candy briefly filling the hole in their hearts.
The thing I'm wondering is : for such a thing to have become so important in japanese culture, (in cities at least) it means that many people need it. Which is VERY depressing.
Anybody know how they got there?
>>83789632
It's good to know Mary sensei hasn't remembered any of our dates and how they ended. Thanks roofies
>>83792229
Japanese Salaryman culture is probably the worst work culture outside of literally working down a mine or in a sweatshop.
>>83792199
>It's really sad.
Just like my life but atleast i dont live in japan.
>>83791752
>>83791540
They ain't got shit on rural North America when it comes to sexual deviance though. It's no wonder that Furries took off in the US, what with that historic reservoir of sexual deviance they can liberally dip into at the drop of a hat.
>>83792176
Convenience. Why eat instant food when a proper meal is much tastier and healthier?
I feel similarly to prostitution, I would rather masturbate than have sex with someone I don't have an emotional connection but many people have different needs.
>>83792229
Japanese men are expected to pretty much work around the clock like soulless machines, without exception of you are a failure and have zero worth as a human being. It's so extreme, that's why their suicide rate is so astronomical. The sheer level of stress is ridiculous. That's also why you have such rebellious youth culture where...youth decide to not do anything and adapt NEET lifestyles or become otakus, because the alternative is so scary and terrible. It's really quite a bizarre, depressing culture. I'd hate to actually be Japanese.
>>83792229
>work 9 to 5 job
>work overtime cuz you're a loyal employee and need that promotion
>Get dragged to after hour business drinks and pretend your boss is as funny as he thinks he is
>come home exhausted to the spouse your parents picked out for you, and your kids doing both school, tutoring, and clubs who have only slightly more free time than you
>pass out and pray for death or a vacation
>This happens every weekday
>>83792278
That's because in rural North America there is LITERALLY nothing to do but drink or fuck, and so few people live there your options are limited to pretty much family. Inventing weird new sexual deviancy is pretty much the only thing to do besides drink, and many American counties are still dry counties or prohibit alcohol sales on Sundays.
>>83792337
This. I would never want to be japanese but it would be probably pretty cool to live in anime world because it seems much more easier.
>>83792337
>>83792362
>>83792387
That is mostly if you are trying to reach the top. Working as blue collar worker is okay but you probably will never rise in social position.
>>83790541
>Being a weird socially awkward geek actually is attractive to some people.
R-really?
>>83792371
They still have video games available for delivery to Huron, South Dakota.
>>83792488
>>83792497
Where do you guys find/identify them? Usually I only meet normal people
>>83792556
I found my gf at college. I overheard her explaining Jojo to someone and I joined the conversation.
>>83792454
Genuine unforced enthusiasm is sexy as hell
>>83792597
We got sorta of an imbalance between male and female nerds so the females ones are taken. Also I'm pretty ignorant on current animes.
>>83792556
Met my gf onV of all places. She moved in last year. We watch anime together, play vidya cook, and talk about each others hobbies. We are also both shy as fuck, so we pretty much lucked out, like god gave me a winning lottery ticket.
>>83792371
>Japanese rural communities
>LETS KEEP THAT PARTICULAR MEDIEVAL OPERA ALIVE also CARVE TREES INTO DICKS AND RIDE THEM DOWN THIS MOUNTAINSIDE
>American rural communities
>LETS FUCK OUR SISTERS WHILE WEARING OUR GRANDMAS CLOTHES als ALCOHOLISM
>>83792615
what about forced genuine enthusiasm?
>>83789632
So.
What do you think the odds are that she's never been on a date because:
A) She's never been asked out.
B) She's been asked out, but turned the guy down for not being a Chad.
C) She's been asked out, but turned the guy down because she had no self esteem
D) She's just joking, and has had a few dates.
>>83792597
Did you have a pose off competition?
>>83791086
I doubt it's that bad. I mean. I know Japanese Guys that ain't that herbivore.
>>83792841
... Its why I like my waifu...
>>83792834
No but we pose when we see each other each day.
>>83792833
You have to understand, for one to move to Japan and leave your whole life behind; you have to have very little back home (friends or connections)
No doubt she was a meek mousy little girl who just wanted to relive her Inuyasha dreams and now that she is there and FUCKED she is learning that all Japanese men don't look like the surgically modified ones in the dramas and sure as hell don't measure up to their false anime counterparts.
Long story short
B. She HAS been asked out, but the level of men are not to her liking.
Sadly she is one of those women that while she is a 5/10 at best, she will not settle for a 7/10 Master Miyamoto
And thus.... why she will be alone forever.
Honestly, how her story ends is her back in the USA as the ultimate fag hag
>>83792841
Enjoying things is immensely attractive anon.
>>83792866
What's her fave Jojo pose then?
>>83792436
>>83792362
And Saturdays: A week in the life of a Tokyo salary man【字幕付き】 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po8IPh64rVM
>>83792887
or that 40-50 something whole just goes to host clubs till her dying days
Always the aunt, never a mom.
>>83792887
That's the one I lean toward when I posted it.
>>83792833
Or
E) Have been asked out but didn't noticed.
>>83792934
>>83792597
So is this why i never got that kinda girlfriend because i always hide my powerlevel and never talk about anime in public because then i would look like autistic.
>>83790019
I don't understand what is weird about admitting that every human being desires affection from people (opposite or same sex, whatever), and some people are terrible at going out and getting said affection naturally. Mary, saying she's never had a date, is an example of this. No reason to call snack bars weird.
>>83790058
I'm having trouble matching up which final fantasy game each guy is from.
Never been on a date?
I'm sure she could get lots of guys who want some gaijin pussy. She must be something of a novelty.
>>83792962
Yup
>>83792950
>>83792934
She ain't some dumb fictional airhead anime character, she wants her CHAD cock and she knows it.
>>83792950
She drew it, she gets hit on by Japanese men all the time, but they don't look like she had hoped (WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY DON'T HAVE BIG EYES AND ARE 6 FOOT!?)
>>83792896
This is generally a go-to for her. I wish I hadnon-NSFWphotos of posing shenanigans on my phone.
>>83792962
Sort of but you've gotta be careful, many people with a high powerlevel are spergs, even women. I'm probably just lucky to have found someone with the exact same mutual interests but you should be somewhat open about your interests so you can find someone who will at least appreciate you for who you are.
>>83792962
What you have to do is show it sparingly. Get into casual conversations that cover the broad strokes of the subject, maybe explaining why you like a particular show or genre, and eventually someone who knows their shit will overhear and jump in. That's the point where you match their displayed power level, and this either ends in a slow amping up on either side or a complete mutual spergout over your shared interest.
I'm not into anime so this might be harder for that. /his/ and /co/ are easier to do this with because of fun facts that relate to daily life and MCU movies.
>>83792950
>>83793011
Well i guess it is my fault but i dont even care at this point.
>>83793010
She is just the kind of chick that thinks she can get some amazing hot guy even is she is totally boring (I would not even say average, because she is below that)
>>83792999
Try other games.
>>83793010
Or people into Amazons
>>83792176
I think most people, deep down, know they aren't real, either. That's why they're OK with stuff like this.
Soon, you're going to have to pay just to be able to speak in public, because no one will want to hear you complain, so there will have to be ranting bars as well where you can pay them to listen. Oh wait, that's a psychologist.
>>83793067
That poor girl
Like... having to deal with your bullshit instead of just being with a real man all that time.
Hopefully she will learn to forget you and laughing about ever giving you a moment of her time if the thought ever does come up
She no doubt is riding a stallion right now
>>83792651
>girl
>/v/
I don't believe that for a second
>>83793045
>Sort of but you've gotta be careful, many people with a high powerlevel are spergs, even women.
Girls at anime conventions used to hit on me/my cousin but I don't think there will be many of them my age now and the younger ones would get me in jail...
I had some good chances in my youth but was too dumb to realize. Probably I will say the same about my current age in some years (Oh fuck, that girl was into me you mong!)
>>83793067
Give me her number!
>>83793091
go back to /gif/, undercover cuck poster
>>83793067
>But 4 years studying in another can't be healthy for no relationship
What?
>>83793127
He could mean an Italian Stallion. Clearly the girl is banging Stallone.
>>83792176
>>83792290
I've visited prostitutes, in a winkwinknudgenudge massage parlor which everyone including the police know about but overlook, the girls were very nice and pretty attractive since it was a pretty upmarket place but only visited it a few times. Think this might be some sort of sexual dysfunction on my part since I don't really feel anything dick-sensation-wise during sex even though fooling around with the girls was pleasant and had no trouble getting hard.
>>83793143
Cut?
>>83792047
god bless Melonpan, crazy Swiss bastard
any other country and he'd be on a fucking list by now
>>83793085
>need to rant
What is online forums?
This is al wadycestablshed.
Why is there reddit? Even 4chan covers this already.
>>83792337
Is it me, or is this same trend emerging for American "straight" men? It's as though there has been so many successful "white men" that everyone thinks it's automatic now.
In the city, women of all ages only want to be pampered, aka treated like a baby. If you're not:
>At least 5'10"
>Has a car
>In college/ career
>Place of your own/ moved out
>Buzz cut with "shape up"
>Fitted cap, jogger pants, Jordans
You won't get an ounce of attention. It's disgusting how singular they want men to look.
>>83792950
>>83793202MY home
>>83793045
>should be somewhat open about your interests
so i better not tell that i liked K-On, Good idea.
>>83793185
Yup
So if you ain't any of that, good luck.
But at least you got comics and video games.
Leave it to the chads to keep the human race going. You don't need to waste your money on women and families/kids anyhow
>>83793185
Just get in shape and start using 'no makeup' makeup
>>83793185
>Is it me, or is this same trend emerging for American "straight" men?
It's just you. It is nowhere close to what happens in Japan.
If you hung out with adults you'll find that pretty much everyone is expected to be a breadwinner. Everyone is expected to have a car. Everyone is expected to go through college. This is its own problem.
Also this narrow view of men does not exist. You'd know this if you hung out with adults as well.
>>83793185
This shit is becoming an issue all over the world. At least recently I have seen many families with young kids here in Japan so I guess their recent policies sort of worked but in modern life it is much harder for a man to support a family by himself so we got both parents working to try to mend the ends or people who just go fuck it and stay single.
>>83793202
If your an ugly pig in America, you are going to be just as low tier in Japan, unless some Japanese guy wants to pork-a-yankee to brag to his fellow Akihabara lurkers.
>>83793212
Save K-On for after the icebreaker. Start with casual shit like Akira and Cowboy Bebop and whatnot and then work your way up. You want to slowly waid from the 3 foot area to the 10 foot, not just cannonball into the deep end.
>>83793051
>/his/ and /co/ are easier to do this with because of fun facts that relate to daily life and MCU movies.
True, it is kinda hard to start or even jump in when most of normal people dont talk about anime that much.
>>83793247
Akage no An crosses all demographics.
>>83793254
I'd probably start with, like, DBZ, since anyone with cable in the last twenty years is at least aware of it.
>>83793219
But what I described isn't really a Chad. I'm getting much more challenge from all of these immigrated Dominicans and shit. Chad's as a whole have been slowly stepping out of the game as the most desired type of male, so they aren't even a problem, honestly. It's the fact that a whole bunch of island horndogs come here, buy the cheapest ensemble of what currently looks good, and people fall for it.
>>83793225
>If you hung out with adults
>This narrow view of men does not exist
Good effort, I was about to respond to this bait with full retort but certain things are just to stupid to be refuted
>Comic books/ video games aren't "just for kids", right?
>Guys are "never" expected to always have short hair
>If a man doesn't show every desire to have sex with every woman walking, he doesn't automatically become assumed "gay".
>>83793405
Where the hell do you live? The South!?
>>83793247
Bullshit. If I can't plunge right into talking about Masaaki Yuasa or at least Berserk then I'm not interested.
>>83793220
This is a perfect example.
>Wurk owt, get mahsuls
Talk about narrow view. What would it matter if I looked a little pretty if I was fucking 300 pounds of pure muscle?
Puri Puri prisoner for life.
>>83793445
I'm guessing Florida
>>83793445
No, near Manhattan. You must be if youre still dealing with white men as a significant part of the society because they aren't here. If you do see a white guy, he's gonna be in a small, tight knit group of other white guys from whatever college is near by and that's it. They don't go out or socialize like they used to.
>>83793460
Alright, but I'm telling you this is the equivalent of charging straight at a cat you want to pet instead of slowly approaching with hand outstretched. You're just gonna drive them away if you jump straight to Boku no Pico.
>>83793460
Brandon, get off 4chan with that stupid Berserk bullshit. We get it, it's the first anime you've ever really liked but you need to shut the fuck up about it already.
No girl is gonna suck your dick because "muh Guts"
>>83793151
No think just masturbated too much and left sex till too late.
>>83793472
>not having a basic daily exercise routine just to be healthy for your own benefit
Nobody's telling you to take protein powders and go full /fit/, just get off your ass and do something.
The fact that you're so defensive about it from the getgo tells me you need to.
>>83793488
It's funny you say that; could someone explain to me what's been up with the huge migration of recent years of everyone from down south places like Florida and such, moving up north? We've been getting a fuck load of your little Miami porn stars and shit, and it's dirtying up my little cut off neighborhood.
That's also another big problem. You hicks need to stay where you belong.
>>83793593
I'm gonna let that hicks comment slide only because Floridians in particular need to stay in fucking Florida.
>>83793577
Why do you assume I don't do anything? That "fat lazy neck beard" meme is just that, a meme. I was even drinking the stupid protein shakes for two months and didn't get a pound out of it. Starting to think that stuff is powdered bullshit to make money and laugh at skinny guys trying to bulk up.
You're a fucking queer. What I was talking about has everything to do with how easily you tried to turn that around and make my problem, when in actuality it's people like you.
>There's no narrow view, except for the one very specific incredibly narrow view that we put on guys, but it's not narrow
>>83793685
Definitely not because you're sperging out this hard about it.
>>83790058
This is Kamen Rider, right?
Japan is definitely ahead of us for dropping the whole "men need mahsuls" mentality. You look at what they advertise as "sexy men" and you realize it's really just as easy as girls have it. Building muscle to become attractive is like covering yourself in sugar to repel ants. What you're doing is showing that you aren't attractive at all and might as well only be a "protector bull dog" with all those bullshit mahsuls. Sure as hell no one wants to look at your face.
>>83789876
I'd hit that.
I'd slobber kimchi out of her navel and give her chili-hot cunnilingus.
>>83790019
also she is overweight like most western women.
>>83793752
>>83793685
>>83793472
>>83793708
What does sperging out mean? Calling someone out?
>>83793783
Not the entire west is the US.
>>83793791
>>83793794
It means "working oneself into a frothy rage at the drop of a hat, akin to one with Aspergers"
>>83793520
And I'm tellin' you that few things are more disappointing than wading in and finding out there is no deep end.
>>83793737
some random host club. most of them looks like it and so does kamen because this is their beauty standard.
>>83793847
Try getting invited to a 3-some with two lesbian chicks and disappointing them both.
Hits a WHOLE new level.
>>83793847
But if the pool's filled at all you can dig it deeper or something.
The analogy is falling apart, but the point is that if they show an interest in it, even if it's just "I watched Naruto when I was younger and now I like Attack on Titan", there's now an opportunity to show them deeper, more quality stuff. Which means you have interesting things to tell them about while showing yourself as a person with passions and interests.
Plus it's a show, so you can move onto watching stuff with them.
>>83793836
That guy didn't seem too frothy, though. I thought sperging out was when someone starts nerding out about something no one wants to hear/ isn't fun/ may be political or religious. Had nothing to do with rage, though.
>>83792556
Try4chanWorked for me
>>83789817
I doubt it. She posts on twitter about being asexual.
>>83793685
>>83793896
Are you a girl?
>>83793981
how the hell do you go about doing that?
>>83793981
Fuck not living on US
>>83793041
Dude, this is not r9k. Go home
>>83793999
And also made a comic about having a crush on a coworker.
>>83792962
I try not to get excited about things in public because I'm afraid of what people will think.
Maybe that's a problem.
>>83793405
Honestly that just sounds like you need to find better friends, I wish you luck
>>83793931
It goes both ways, I think. You have guys who'll run through the entire plot of a twenty year old anime like this coworker I once worked with, and then there's sperg rage, like Chris Chan accosting Gamestop workers because a Sonic sign had blue arms.
The guy launched into a multi-paragraph rant about bodybuilding and Jap culture while typing "muscles" in a mocking, Schwarzeneggeresque way because someone vaguely suggested he work out a little.
>>83794091
Bruh, I only used it in response as a generic key word for "tall athletic white guy". Talk about jumping off subject. In the retort it says they aren't the problem, which means I wouldn't even normally use the word unless it came up in conversation.
>>83794145
>Bruh, I only used it in response as a generic key word for "tall athletic white guy".
So? You're the one focusing on them. You're the one with the weird grudge. You've been listening to /r9k/ for too long and your word usage shows that very blatantly.
You just want a scapegoat to excuse your own shortcomings.
>>83792887
You know spending a year or two teaching English abroad is a thing people do? Like, normal?
>>83794111
What would be a better word for just the unnecessary explanation without the rage? Personally, if that's connected to it as well, a change in grammar is needed. Hehe, Schwarzenegger. A better point could have been made from his passion.
Wasn't this thread about a comic strip at one point?
>>83794173
But.. I dont even visit /r9k/... :c
>>83794241
The elders say this land was once occupied by talks of a lady living in the far East, but such things are only legend now.
We only know pain and arguments about exercise in these hard times
>tfw living in Japan nearly a year now but still don't know what prefecture Mary is in so I can't penis her.
Whylive.Gunma masterrace
>>83794320
You could probably meet up with her if you contact her.
>>83794280
Will she ever grace us again, with her soft words and gentle caress?
Working out and exercise are two different things people forget. One is for building muscle, the other is for shedding fat.
>>83794342
I might try.
>tfw I only date/fool around with other ESL teachers because most men who come to Japan only want Japanese women, and I prefer fellow foreigners, and they all feel lonely.
Spent night with Canadian on Monday, next Aussie girl on Sunday. We happy Britbong.
>>83794320
Here is a tip: see pic.
Here is another tip:Miyagi
Here is more one tip:She already left japan
>>83790119
So are they all actually women?
>>83794381
I heard that a guy who studied with me in school now work as a host.
>>83794372
Fuck that is too far north for me.
And double fuck, I missed my chance.
Any questions about Japan life while I'm here anons? For the record, my Japanese is shite, N5 test in 2 weeks, and I'm in a surprisingly well-paying but eikaiwa (private school) job, although will hopefully change to ALT in the future.
>>83794406
Well, she was too south for me. Also my Japanese is also shit, I think I can sort of read manga with a dictionary. Student with a scholarship but would like to work in Japan.
>>83794371
This man is a genius.
>Escape to success required country
>Become exotic in process
>All the wite wiminz
And you know that if they're there, they didn't have time/ urge to become soiled.
Never forget
>>83794431
My reading is probably my highest, apparently I know about 150 kanji, and hiragana/katakana are natural now. N5 should be doable, but I rarely study these days.
I can't hold a conversation for shit, daily life is manageable though.
>>83794432
>tfw coming to Japan when you preferlittle bit chubby girls with nice sized boobies.. They are the most cuddly.
We hard mode now.
>>83794432
I should look for weeaboo chicks teaching English in small towns.
Japanese looking
Born and raised in west
Fluent at English
>>83794485
Wouldn't be easier since chubby is considered fat in Japan so the ones who are chubby don't get much attention or it goes the other way around so they end up with more chubby chasers than chubby girls?
>>83794512
Well I've found Japanese girls are mostly sticks or on the far side of chubby, there is little middle ground.
>>83789632
>Never been on a date
How is this even possible? It's the easiest thing in the world!
>>83794570
It's not the difficulty in getting one, it's the never bothered trying to get one.
>>83794535
I don't count but I have seen all ranges of chubby. Also usually I don't like fat but I have seen some nice fat girls even if fat girls are rare, the ones full of round shapes instead of the ones full of flaps.
Personally I can appreciate from skinny to round chub but I worry more about personality and you don't get to know that just by looking.
>>83794570
Probably she did but didn't realize it. Even I have been on a date.
>>83794485
I feels you on that, short and plush is the way to go. Is there really no variety on body types there? What's harder to find, a decent sized rack or booty?
>>83789860
She is CUTE!
>>83794570
haha yeah. I mean, who the hell hasn't been on a date at least once
>;_;
>>83790405
>we pretend to be a lot of things as a joke but we ended up attracting a lot of people thinking they were at equals.
Nah. I'm certain the site has always been filled with idiots and autists with no place in a socially funcional environment outdoors. But they had enough self-awareness to know their place in the world.
The people the site ended up attracting, rather, thought this sort of behavior was normal and began feeling confident enough to act like that in real life. Confidence is sometimes a actually harmful thing.
>>83791509
I think that game was called Helbreath.
>>83794617
In the comic, yes. In real life, ehh.
>>83794570
Most likely doesn't consider whatever she's been on as "dates" because they didn't end in a kiss or something.
>>83794614
one of the sides of my family have good asses (men included) so I would say that tits are less common. Anyway petite is pretty common so we got a lot of "loli" body types.
>>83794021
Allegeldy plenty of folks here are from LONDON.
>>83790094
Sometimes women work at them to, if the gimmick is trying to guess. Sometimes they are all women dressed as men, and that's the gimmick. Tokyo has a little bit of everything.
>>83794645
No, it is very visible on /x/. /x/ was a cool place originally since most of us were just people who liked mystery/horror stories while the people who actually believe in all that shit were just one or another lost guy but now it is full of people who actually believe in all that.
>>83794680
>Sometimes women work at them to, if the gimmick is trying to guess
I may be a gambling man but that's too risky for me
>>83790080
>hookers
And hostesses. It's pretty damn sick if you think about it.
>>83793184
It's not really enough. That's why sports are not enough to relieve stress, let alone violent tendencies. Because it's not enough to engage in physical activities; you're gonna want to go for the real thing and hurt people for real, and kicking a ball is not the same as knowingly kicking somebody in the face.
>>83794658
Hrmm.. so that's why they obsess about the boobies in le anime. I would think what we see is just surface value, but you're actually there.
Shit, they really do need some gene mixing. Throw some smart Irish women into there and future generations would have more supple bodies. No real boobies in sight must be saddening. Girls even like boobies.
>>83794680
There are all sorts of themes for all sort of clients. Also make-up magic works on men too in Japan. But probably extreme cases like this don't work that well in person but it is good enough to make a poster
>>83794740
There are big tits but they aren7t common. Personally I like legs and Japan is full of short skirts while my home country there are too many pants. Nobody should use pants unless it is cold and in Japan women use skirts even when it is snowing!
>>83794760
Life is like a video game for them, it seems.
>Welcome to Japan! Press start!
>Earn points to get high score!
>Spend points for more charisma stat!
>Use points to get more "likes" from players!
>>83794791
I also find the tiniest tiniest skirts are commen, while any form of cleavage showing is like heresy.
>>83793185
It's certainly getting there. Developed countries throughout the world find themselves at different stages, but the target archetype remains the same. Except, in the west, instead of NEETs and hikis, you get feminists and their pet nu-males. But the problem is the same: a highly competitive market that doesn't really pay off unless you were successful from the get-go - that is, before you reach your 20s.
They become more prefect by the day.
>>83794889
>tfw get about 330,000yen a month but can't really go any higher teaching english in Japan, but can't earn this much back home without years of building up again.
We limbo now.
>>83794923
If both sides work and get something around that amount I think you can have a decent living in Japan.
>>83792962
It requires a high degree of finesse and precision to measure just what amount of your power level to hide and what amount to reveal. And you need a lot of tact to know when, where and with whom to do it.
That's the difference between a chad and the average anon: the former is a neurosurgeon, the latter suffers from Parkinson's.
>>83791875
Japanese porn has less to do with sex than masturbation has to do with love.
>>83794570
Well i never bother to do it. I cant see myself in relationship so i just want to die alone. Easier for me.
