YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT!
EAT SHIT YOU NIGGER
>>83760024
Holy hot horniness! You gonna let him get away with saying that Batman?!? Talk shit get hit!
>>83759969
But Riddler...which waifu are you referring to?
>>83760424
Worry not my young ward, for you see the Riddler is but a simple punk ass bitch. Because of this his pussy game is weak and is easily jealous.
>>83760293
>>83759969
>I am coveted by plebs, but patricians shun me
>I am the star of the show, but only in your eyes
>When after a bat fap your lust recedes, you will see that I am mere feces
>What am I?
>>83762846
Waifus.
Waif meaning thin. Fu is an insult implying a person is fuck, or rather a fuck, meaning the person is the act of intercourse itself.
Thin intercourse...as in wheat thins which are a cracker, or as our jolly old English friends call them, biscuits; and intercourse being a compound word of inter, which means to bury, and course, which is a path.
A biscuit buried path...like the recently rediscovered Bisque Chemin, an ancient dish found in a preserved tome buried under a secret room in an ancient French monastery, which is currently on display in the Gotham Museum of Culinary History.
But when will the fiend strike?
...of course! The missing letter between "biscuit" and "bisque", the 'T', is the twentieth letter of the alphabet! On the twentieth. But as for when, the removal of the letter 'T' from the ingenious and equally nefarious code indicates it has a value of 0. In military time, all zeroes is 0000, or exactly noon.
The authorities have been notified and the tome has been moved to a secret location for safe-keeping, Riddler.
>>83763812
I missed this so much more than I expected.
>>83763812
>In military time, all zeroes is 0000, or exactly noon.
But Batman, 0000 is midnight, not noon.
>>83764010
Batman needs a solid twelve hours sleep, he can't be up at midnight. He'll solve it at noon, after a healthy breakfast and some moderate relaxation time.
>>83764010
Yes, bats are nocturnal, so to them midnight is noon.
>>83763812
>>83759969
I read that in Frank Gorshin's voice. I have lost the game.
Who's Batman's waifu?
>>83767426
Joker?
>>83767435
>>83767435
That's husbando, senpai.
Weird. We don't have female Joker in Multiverse.
>>83763812
god DAMN
>>83767728
What about the Martha Wayne Joker?
>>83768197
But... You can't fuck your mother
>>83768438
Not with that attitude.
>>83767688
>That episode where, with the combined efforts of Commissioner Gordon, Dan Backslide, Garfield and Winnie the Pooh, Batman finally raped the Joker
>He then goes after the rest of the rest of the Legion of Doom as Pooh encourages everybody to rape
>Zorak shows up with the pizza to a self destructing base
Was it all worth it Commissioner?
>>83759969
>>83760024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj-Tzj4sJOE
Waifu?
BATMAN IS GAY AS HELL
Saw him at the country club the other day, SUCKING DICKS
>>83767728
batman doesn't need a waifu when he has joker.
