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https://youtu.be/07ox-rpwgy4
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>>83719711
>This video has been blocked on copyright grounds

Anyone have another link?
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>>83719711
Dailymotion that shit
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>>83719730
https://thefilmstage.com/trailer/first-trailer-for-disneys-moana-kicks-off-an-adventure-in-the-south-pacific/
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>>83720012

Good music. Looks cool.
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>>83719711
movie looks fine. moana looks like she was specifically modeled to be a doll that you can buy for $29.99
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>>83721086
The Rock's face looks monstrous.
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>>83721124
actually I'm glad they gave him an unique face instead of the sameface and shit eating grin most of the disney prince share
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>>83721199

> sameface

not any more than the princesses.
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>>83721124
It's too small for his head.
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>>83721086

>>83721199
>>83721223

oh, the prince will come later
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>>83721223
exactly! even moana has that fucking CGI sameface.
>inb4 nuuu she has a different nose and brown skin, totes not the same, etc, etc.
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>>83721124
>>83721199

He looks like Wreck-it Ralph
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>>83721199
>>83721223
People that say this just can't tell white people apart.
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>>83720012
>Update: Disney has removed the trailer. Check back at 9:15 EST tonight for the official debut.
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>>83721377
probably you dont have artistic skills but all those have basically the same head construct.
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>>83719711
Looks like they just took the Rapunzel model and tweaked it.
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>>83721520

yeah, because most people have two eyes, a nose, and so on.

Look at Aladdin and John Smith and tell me that have the same face.
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So is the demi god based on Israel Kamakawiwo or are they naturally that ugly.
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>>83719711
Mocha Rapunzel
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>>83722052

align it better, but i see smaller eye, bigger nose.

>nailed it!
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>>83721982
It's a no brainer that they based his design from him, I mean just look at Israel's necklace.
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>>83722052
these disney faggots have been using the very same template for every fucking 3d animated disney princess since rapunzel.
what a bunch of lazy faggs.
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>>83722052
>>83721822
can you faggots get over this? Every studio ends up with a human style they constantly refer back to, especially when they have the same people working there and moving around projects that are scheduled that close together. Look at Disney's "eras" and you can see they each had their own stock look for humans.
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>>83722141

if ts aint broke...
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>>83722162
>can you faggots get over this?
Nah
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>>83722141
Anna and Elsa were a lot more goatlike than Rapunzel.
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Why would they release a trailer only to unrelease it?
Why isn't it on dailymotion by now?
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>It's yet another FUCKING Disney sameface argument thread.
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>>83722382
fucking disneydrones
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I'm pretty excited. Disney's been on a winning streak
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They were capable of making polynesians before. Why stop? Is it because it's a main character?
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>>83722162
they wouldn't be faggots if could
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So is she a lesbian or not?
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link to trailer pls disney ninjas are hard at work
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>>83722052

different eye shape and other features, proportions, shape of the head

nothing noteworthy unless you expect disney to do something completely different, which they aren't going to do for their main features.

>>83722513

chris sanders no longer works for them.
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Why is Disney removing the trailer??

It's literally a commercial for their movie! They're literally getting free advertising!

They could even just put monetization on the video on YouTube and get free money!!
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>>83722662
>Moved over to Dreamworks
>co-director and co-writer HTTYD

It was for the best.
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>>83722052
Legoman thread?
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>>83722052
You had to cover most of Moana's nose and lips and align to their eyes instead of to the shape of their heads and they still look nothing like each other, kek

Inb4 pic related
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>>83722916
I didn't make it. I just wanted to say it's a mocha Rapunzel.
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>>83722740
was it like 240p or something? they'd want the best version out there
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>>83722962
If she's really a Mocha Rapunzel then her feet must be incredible. I'll reserve judgment until I see them.
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>>83723073
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>>83722513
to be fair Sanders draws all his women the same way too.
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>>83719730
>>83722195
>>83722646
>>83722740

Gotcha covered, anon.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465758581637.webm
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>>83723049
>monetize shitty resolution version
>monetize high resolution version
>get twice as much zorkmid from people mad at the former and go find the latter
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Mirror link.

http://www.stitchkingdom.com/disney-watch-moana-teaser-trailer-86751/
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>>83723259
thanks anon
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>>83723230
well, to be even more fair, that's not technically how Sanders draws his women
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This is gonna be another 'Brave' tier flick, isn't it?
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>>83723259
Was not expecting them to actually have Maui shapeshift
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>>83723445
I hope so. Brave was great.
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>>83723466
>boring sjw crap
>great
no
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>>83723445
too late to complain
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>>83723259
That People's Eyebrow after "Dwayne Johnson" shows up.
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>>83723259
I think Maui is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills monsters and doesnt afraid of anything.
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>>83723445
If it's another Brother Bear plot I will lose my shit

God dammit I used my The Ride Never Ends too soon
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>>83723493
>brave
>sjw crap
it was boring but it wasn't sjw tier anything
come on anon
it's time to stop being mad about everything
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>>83723361

>"Huh... cool. I dig the polyne-"
>The Rock turns into a bird
>"Well fuck this"

I JUST WANT A FUCKING MOVIE ABOUT PACIFIC ISLANDERS. THEIR HISTORY IS SO GENUINELY INTERESTING THEY COULD CARRY A MOVIE ON REAL WORLD SHIT ALONE. FUCK.
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this movie will earn more money than zootopia!
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>>83723597
This

The closest it came to an actual social issue was something that hasn't existed in any significant form in western civilization's society for 300 years
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>>83723597
It had women DOING things. Disney's agenda makes me sick
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>>83723615
more than a billion?
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>>83723614
Maui is part of their culture though. He is like their Hercules. Also come on anon, the Princess movies are all adaptations of fairy tales. You should have seen this coming.
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>>83723615
I'm willing to bet that you're some stupid anon whose screencapping things just in case he's wrong about stuff
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>>83723702

yes
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>>83723730

im just fooling around
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>>83723702
Well it's a Disney Princess movie with The Rock in it. The most bankable movie star in one of the most bankable franchises. It has good odds
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>>83723615
I'd just like to remind everyone that we're talking about a movie with a brown waifu that is the movie Disney was banking on while the b-movie that no one expected much out of was the talking animal movie that came out shortly before it.
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>>83723259
Does someone knows the name of the song in the trailer?
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>>83723698
>Brave
>women doing things
So you literally didn't see it, did you
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>>83723810
Huh? They don't do anything?
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>>83723784
Talking animals > brown people movie
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>>83723825
Yes. It's boring as shit.

They marketed it as an adventure movie and Merida literally never ventured further than her backyard.
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>>83723808
We Know the Way
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>>83723861

BEARS!
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>>83723825

You stupid fucking twit. Let's go over Brave's plot shall we?

>Scottish cunt child doesn't want to marry she wants to shoot her BOOOOOO
>Fucking retardedly gets a witch to CHENJ HER FEET
>Turns her mom into a fucking bear
>Oh fuck oops
>GOTTA DO SOME STUPID BULLSHIT WITH A TAPESTRY
>Fucking straight up fails
>Cries
>Magic works because disney
>Meanwhile all the male leaders of the clans are actually doing something to murder the fucking bear running around the castle

There's a reason every trailer was the first twenty minutes of the film
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>>83723546
doesnt afraid of anything indeed
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>>83723784
What was Disney thinking?
How could they do something as boring and uninspired as this from the A-team?
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>>83721505
How about no.

>>83722141
>what a bunch of lazy faggs
It's not really that they're lazy. They're smart for using similiar faces for main female characters looking like dolls to sell toys. One other reason is that they're not that good with making attractive female character faces for 3D.
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I sincerely hope its not a musical.
>It's primarily a Disney movie, no affiliation with Pixar

Goddamn it I forgot. I had hopes there.
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>>83723825
It's essentially Brother Bear Mother Bear Except they only stay within the forest that makes up the family's lands anywho.

It'd be like being the lord of Nottinghamshire living in Nottingham Castle having a 'grand' and 'epic' quest only in Sherwood forest.

Funfact; The forest is tiny and is only located near and around Nottingham
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>>83723259
fug I wasn't expecting to actually hear Lin sing
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>>83723936

>Pocahontas
>Boring

Come on man I like Pocahontas
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>>83723784
People is hyped with Moana like Pocahontas in the 90's?
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>>83723963
I respect your opinion, bud, but I do not share it.
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>>83723880
>mfw I realized that before it was retooled into a comedy buddy movie Kingdom of the Sun would have literally have been Brother Llama
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>>83723948
>I didn't see Zootopia or Big Hero 6, so those were obviously musicals.
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>>83724015

>We live in the universe where Kingdom of the Sun fell apart and became Emperor's New Groove

Feels good.
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>>83723614
You should watch The Whale Rider.
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>>83723956
>It's essentially Brother Bear Mother Bear Except they only stay within the forest that makes up the family's lands anywho.
Still mad about this. It looked like it was going to be such an epic, and a more mature pixar, like its own Princess Mononoke. For that matter that title was also incredibly misleading too.
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>>83724015
A LLAMA?

HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!
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>>83724045
This is a Disney Princess movie dude. It's going to be a musical.
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>>83724015
>>83724052

what do you mean? i've heard zootopia had to be retooled to be a good movie.

what it was going to be about?
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>>83724052
We can't ALWAYS be in the shittiest possible version of the universe. Occasionally something good happens

I know it weirds me out too
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>>83724065
>>83723956

Yeah but it has Dan Avidan in it so that's good
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>>83724085
Empty presumption until we actually see more of the movie.
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>>83723784
... Oh, OH GOD
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>>83724088
Look up "Disney's Kingdom of the Sun"

Then realize the best thing that came out of that version of The Emperor's New Groove was The Emperor's New Groove

and this song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1pYGvplG5Q
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>>83724088
It was some big 'epic' animated movie with a soundtrack by Sting. They took the bare plot points and made it a buddy comedy.

Just think about it.
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>>83724085
The fact that the trailer has a song sung by someone who isn't in the movie suggests it might have Tarzan style insert songs.
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>>83724099
It's like Jon and Dan fused to form Not So Grumpiest.
This one is an earing fusion though.
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>>83723946
>One other reason is that they're not that good with making attractive female character faces for 3D.


Plus their princesses will blend better in group shots. Like a Disney "style".
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>>83723259

>That water repelling

Fuck I need to play From Dust again

https://youtu.be/Q6niREbHhgE
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>>83724072
Yeah, weird.
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>>83724151
>>83724166

all for the better i think. Zootopia went thru similar phase.
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>>83723493
It was barely sjw. You get the one part of her not wanting to marry some random dude because she doesn't want to for logical reasons. The rest was a horrible mish mash of different things that created a mess of a movie. You know there's gonna be problems when halfway through production they get rid of the original female director who wanted to make a movie about a mother and daughter and bring in some random guy to make it more like a Dreamworks movie with action and slapstick.
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>>83724201

Man that movie still makes me laugh.

>"For the last time we did not order a giant trampoline!"
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>>83723259
>that face
So obviously Jack Black. Disney is thirsty for him since Tangled
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The Rock's pretty good at voice acting. Half the time celebs just mumble into the mic.
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Does anyone think The Rock did a pretty impressive job? I'm kind of surprised it doesn't just sound like him.
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>>83724247

To be fair it IS Dwayne the Rock Johnson

He was doing the eyebrow before it was cool
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>>83724231

>"you know pal, you could've told me that, before i set it up."
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>>83724281

I thought it was ok.
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>written by the guy who did What We do In the Shadows

Cautiously hyped.

Who wrote Tangled? That had a good script.
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>>83724290
I know that, but the face structure in general is so Ethnic Jack Black I can hear "Tribute" in my head just by looking at it.
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>>83723361
>http://www.stitchkingdom.com/disney-watch-moana-teaser-trailer-86751/

>The Rock talking to his tattoos

Ha. Good bit.
Also, I guess this'll get Lin-Manuel Miranda the Oscar to go with the Tony(s) he wins tonight to get him halfway to the EGOT.
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>>83724281
>He wears underwear
This is unrealistic and needs to be fixed.
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>>83724280
The Rock is a pretty great actor in general. I'm surprised he isn't as big as Will Smith during his peak.
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>>83724045
>Lin Manuel Miranda
>not a musical
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>>83724280

The thing about the Rock is that he's VERY good at Enunciating.

https://youtu.be/ZwyeQNjysO8

Compare Rock promos to wrestlers like Undertaker and Steve Austin
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>>83724281
It's like I'm watching an animated video of Tenacious D.
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>>83724361
I'll fix it personally
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>>83723956
Funfact: There was probably more forest 1000 years ago when Richard and John were actually alive.
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>>83723259
This actually looks pretty fucking cool.
This will be disneykino.
I want to impregnate her
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>>83724456
>>83724355

>Fat Expressive people are automatically Jack Black

Zero Mostel is rolling in his grave
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>>83724504
FAT
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pig looks great

what's the deal with the rooster
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>>83724504
it's the attitude, man
it's all in the attitude
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>>83723908
God Damn Brave was such a shitfest.
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>>83724613

Still won the Academy award of course

Because her hair is pretty!
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>>83724695
God I dropped the Academy Awards forever after WiR lost to that piece of shit.
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>>83724359
Pretty sure he's only missing the Oscar at this point.
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>>83723259
We should make this a meme
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>>83724775
Well he dances with a giant bait
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>>83724708
Me too buddy. I still can't believe Brave beat WiR AND Paranorman.
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>>83724825

>Brave beat Paranorman

WHY DID YOU REMIND ME OF THIS
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>>83724708
I wouldn't have given Wreck it Ralph the award or Brave. WiR was pretty generic in what it was trying to get across. Not sure if anyone got this but Vanellope winning using her glitch power and that nameless girl in the arcade using it to win pretty much says it's okay to win by cheating.
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>>83725002
It was her special ability as it was coded in the game, it only looked like a glitch because everyone was reprogrammed to forget her.

Turbo was the one who was a cheater.
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>>83725228
That's a pretty OP special ability
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>>83724281
YO WHEN WE SAY UCE
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>>83724496
>kino
Could you please not drag any more /tv/shit memes here, we have enough already.
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>>83725264

It's like a built-in Mario Kart mushroom.
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>>83725002
>WiR was pretty generic in what it was trying to get across

.....what?
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>>83725264
She's the ruler of the land, the final boss of a racing game always has a special power/max stats.
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>lin sings
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>>83724281
>eye-catching antics
>smug self-assuredness
>giant hook

This guy can pass as the patron saint of bait threads.
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>>83721982
Somewhere over the rainbow...
>+1 for izra
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This is shit, gay pillar man BS fuck them

the girl is gonna be fucking useless, cringey as fuck!

You know what would have been fucking interesting

SWAP AROUND THE GENDERS

a boy finds a demi goddess girl who breaths fire and is scantly cad and is a fish out of lava in the human world.
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>>83722141
They've been using the same basic facial structure for their ladies since Cinderella. Shut your piehole.
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>>83725716
I'm glad you were able to get the entire plot from the trailer
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>>83723615
It's a brown princess don't expect much
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>>83722052
Yes? They do their "young and attractive heroine / hero" figures in a very similar style, it's the Disney style, it appeals to people. Wide eyes, small nose, oval face. Anna and Elsa actually varied from that face a bit with their round moonfaces, but people still complain.

However with the characters that aren't meant to be cute heroines, there's more variety, look at Mother Gothel or Vanellope or the servants in Frozen etc. But the heroines that are meant to sell dolls look similar, it's the "cute Disney heroine" style. I mean they do vary the eye/nose/ mouth shape and size and placement, so in fact it's not quite the same face, but people just like to complain
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>>83719711
>Moana teaser
>Mostly the Rock's character talking about himself.

And you wonder why people say Hollywood has problems with representation.
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>>83723259
looks bad desu
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>>83723614
>Disney Princess movie
>complains that it's not historically accurate

Dude all of the Disney movies are "adapted" almost beyond recognition from the original story or legend, Hercules for example was a massive clusterfuck
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>>83723908
What's sad is that the original plot of mother and daughter could have turned out to be great, considering that a later movie where the main focus was on two sisters sorting out their family misunderstandings and fraught relationship turned out to be a massive worldwide hit
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>>83726636
>THIS FUCKING STRAWMAN NON ARGUMENT AGAIN
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>>83723948
>>83724045
It's gonna be a musical.
Disney seems to be making two types of movies; the Disney Princess musicals like Tangled, Frozen, Princess and the Frog, Moana etc, and the more actiony non-princess movies with usually not a lot of romance and no singing, like Wreck-it Ralph, Zootopia, Bolt etc. They've now had two non-princess action movies with no singing in a row, the last time they had an animated musical was Frozen. Also they make a point of the songwriters on the teaser.

It's going to be a musical. We might hear the Rock belt out a ballad
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>>83724339
Clements & Musker, who did Princess and the Frog, Treasure Planet, Hercules, Aladdin and the Little Mermaid
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>>83727046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw_tC8vfdUE
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>>83724708
That's nothing, but fucking Big Hero 6 getting the Oscar instead of Song of the Sea or Princess Kaguya is a goddamn travesty
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>>83719711
>this much dreamworks face
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>>83723259
>new 2d brownfu
>The Rock
>music by LMM so it won't be Tangled or Frozen tier garbage

based

Otherwise it looks like generic Dreamworks style nuDisney trash and I want my classic 2D fairytale musical stories back still.
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So is Maui the main character?
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>>83727216
deuteragonist
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>>83727216
No, he's Moana's guide.
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>>83721982
Fuck dem gains
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>>83727216
Nope, supporting protagonist.
Does anyone else like how Maui isn't really handsome? He's buff as hell, but still pretty odd looking.
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>>83727255
>>83727266
Oh, I just figured since the trailer focuses on him. Moana's... Cute, I guess, not much to say about her.
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>>83725467

Is that Spaceo Dandayo?
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>>83727327
Gotta introduce The Rocks character first. Moana is gonna get focus when the official trailer comes out.
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>>83723259
>telling off your dancing tattoos
Okay, I chuckled.
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>>83721982

I don;'t know anything about this guy apart from he sang a nice cover of over the rainbow and died. There was a white chick that did the same. Two if you count Judy Garland. Why is this guy a big deal exactly? I mean they already based a volcano on him...
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>>83727424
He's arguably the most famous Hawaiian ever. His music is great, he was a nice guy, his wife was pretty hot.
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>>83727478
>arguably the most famous Hawaiian ever
You have to be 18 yadda yadda yadda
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>>83723426
If Moana looked like this I'd pick up every last peace of movie merch Disney released for this film.
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It's like they mix up WiR with random disney princess movie and made them black. And whats up with those stupid disney animal sidekicks all the time?
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>>83724496
>>83723426
When the fuck are we going to get a hot disney princess with big tits and that dresses slutty ?
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>>83727553
literally only famous thanks to DBZ
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>>83726861
Why do fags always point to Hercules, the myth that was passed down by the highly unreliable method of oral tradition and had several different iterations as the epitome of Disney's inaccuracies? How about Pocahontas? The real life event that was made into a romance between a grown man and a child?
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>>83723259
Huh. The Rock being Maui is probably the only reason I'll watch this. Dwayne's a funny guy when he wants to be
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>>83724496
>kino
i dont get it, it means movie theater in german whats the point of this meme except to be special and different
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>>83721199
Disney Princes are more intresting
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>>83729433
When parents stop being more infantile than their children.
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>>83723936
Because they were trying to make Oscar bait. Once Beauty and the Beast got a nomination, they decided to try and make a movie that would win. To be fair, they did succeed in making a film the Academy would enjoy: It's boring, preachy, and trying way too hard.
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>>83725002
>>83725228
>>83725264
>>83725443
We went over this when the movie was new. Someone pointed out it's like a power up in one of the Lego Racer games.
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E Y E B R O W S
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>>83722052
dude, no.

rapunzel with moana's features looks inbred
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>>83727327
Rock's the comic relief. Every Disney Princess movie has the first teaser with the comic relief/secondary protagonist first to hook the kiddies
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>>83724569
Except it's based on the guy that was gonna be his VA.
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>>83726822
Where's the issue here? I mean have you seen the Rock?
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>>83722052
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosopagnosia
Read up on your condition.
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>>83731456
To be honest, that chicken at the end and the way Maui is acting this looks like early 2000's Disney. I hope it's just the normal "first trailer looks like butt" thing that always afflicts Disney movies.
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>>83727478
Isnt obama the most famous hawaiian
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>>83730778
But Moana with Rapunzel's features looks like a sexy Ethiopian.
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>>83723259
Got a strong Hercules vibe from the tattoo part.
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>>83724496
She's like 14.
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>>83723426
so weird to think that the guys that work for disney have to consciously stop drawing softcore

Like disney as an edifice is only maintained by the willpower of a handful of men
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>>83729433
All Disney princesses are like tweens.
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>>83720012
>movie is called Moana
>trailer entirely focuses on another character named Maui
>show Moana's face for like two seconds
>give her almost no lines at all

Other than that it looked okay. It's just pretty underwhelming that I've been waiting for the newest Disney princess and she's hardly in the trailer. Kinda like how Frozen's teaser didn't have either princess at all, I guess.
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>>83721199
>no Kristoff
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>>83723717
>all adaptations of fairy tales

Well, except Pocahontas, but it might as well be a fairy tale.
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>>83723493
Brave isn't SJW. Brave is "FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD!!!"
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>>83726861
Hercules stuck to its story beautifully. It's just that the story they were telling was the story of Superman and not Hercules.
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>>83732484
>inb4 Elizabeth Warren cartoon
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>>83724247
That design is pretty cute desu
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>Lin Manuel Miranda

Fucking sweet. I have a feeling I'm gonna be buying the soundtrack.
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So who's gonna rap in this: Moana, Maui or the rooster?
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>>83719711
Newest waifu?? I think so.
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>>83730778
>A Rapunzel with black features....
STOP THIS!
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>Lyrics from Lin Manuel Miranda


Motherfucker's going for the EGOT.
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>>83734208
They might as well just mail it to him now. And then he can finally rest.
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>>83732094
Same. Hope to see more of it in the movie, but not too much.
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>>83722052
Dude if you want the straws just ask.
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Will we get the greatest bait reaction image of all time out of it?
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>>83734587
gif of him swinging the hook around his neck endlessly.
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omg i love dwayne the rock johnson!!
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>>83727210
This film is going to be a musical though I remember reading that in the past when it came to the film's development, but don't expect me to provide sources.
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There's just something really pleasing about her skirt is draped around her legs. Not in a lewd way, I like how naturally it's draped.
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>>83719711

I think it's funny how characters retain predominantly Western mannerisms and white enunciation.
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Was that Lin MM singing? so he's not just writing it then
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>>83735656
That's him. It sounds like there will be some Phil Collinsesque moments or maybe that's the opening/end credit song? He had mentioned on twitter a few months back writing a villain song, and Dwayne The Rock Johnson has at least one song as well.
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>>83734028
>black
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>>83735570
EASY
ACCESS
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>>83719711
>It's a Fuck You It's Thanksgiving movie
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>>83724281
It really doesn't sound like him
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I like the setting.

Maui looks fun
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>>83725371
REMOVE SAMOA
REMOVE SAMOA
WHEN WE SAY RU YOU SAY SSO
RU SSO
RU SSO
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>>83736115
Moana is not for sexual
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>>83726822

Rock's character seems more interesting desu. Moana is just Disney-Princess McSameface #6482562 and her personality will probably be just as genetic.

>>83735646

If they had thick accents, it might be hard for little kids to understand.

>>83725716

>a boy finds a demi goddess girl who breaths fire and is scantly cad and is a fish out of lava in the human world

Mite b cool, but you probably just wanted the protag to be some shota or fuccboi to self-insert as.
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Are pigs natural from the pacific islands?
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I know theres a snippet from that song in the youtube without LMM, but is there a full version of it?
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>>83736578
They were brought there when the polynesians colonized them. That's why Hawaiians make amazing pork
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>>83731865
But she looks better with her own features
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>ancient hawaiians

you know what that means
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This looks like a solid, well put together movie with some charm and soul in it. I'm optimistic for it, hopefully it won't get spammed/shitposted to death like Zootopia or Steven Universe.

Only real complaint I have is that the skin is too shiny and plastic looking.
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Does anybody else find it hard to get excited over CGI movies?
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>>83737692
Did someone edit the tattoos on his stomach to look like CAD Loss?
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>>83737700
They really, really need to get back to more traditional animation. At this point it would unique enough to be a decent draw for a movie and definitely worth making.

This looks like a good movie, but for kids, not me.
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>>83737638
honestly anon
nobody like it except for the lowest of redditors
at this point (really every single moment a few months after the copypasta), it's just forced
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>>83737768
I like it. I always thought it was more based than the usual shitty meme
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>>83723784
Brown People vs Talking Animals

What's the difference?
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it's no Meowana
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>>83737692
>800x600
Higher res.
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>>83738385
I think you lost the point.
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>>83719711
NEW WAIFU

BEST DISNEY GRILL YET
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>>83738530
No. Those eyebrows are disgusting.
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>>83735570
It's shocking how realistic they can get the skin, hair and clothes looking these days.
Then they slap the Disney face (tm) on it and all that work becomes moot.
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DISNEY SUCKS
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>>83736486
kek
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>>83736486
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>>83738527
Yeah, well my the point is that whoever took the time shop the low res shit image should get hard at work re-doing it in non-shitty res as soon as possible.
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It should be about Moana Pozzi.
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