Good evening owls of /co/,
Uhoh, it's Batman in your cell
>Phoenix Gambit
X-men joke here
>>83672025
let's read a few until OP gets tired because dog was all "let's go outside at 2 AM" and the siren call of FFTA2 and the realization of just how many hours are in that old savegame
>>83672025
No, Batman, JOKER! You're supposed to rape JOKER!
>>83672068
I fuckin KNEW someone was gonna make this joke.
>>83672068
ah you beat me
>>83672068
>>83672081
go away pls
>>83672068
>>83672081
I know it's a forced meme but I chuckle every time
>>83672043
>I can't control it, mon ami!
>>83672043
I don't think Jean's tapped that.or daken :(
>>83672068
Impostor! The real me would never agree to non-Joker related rape! Batman, apprehend this fraud!And then go rape the Joker already, goddammit.
>>83672110
Same here, it's just an expected part of board culture at this point.
Yo I feel lateanon last thread expressing his sympathy for Sheba/Brisco but as a fellow late anon that Apokolips arc was so fucking good. That's a whole transformative thing that comes out there relative to the first appearance of the Female Furies in the breakout. And the sick family Granny dynamic was on point.
>>83672134
pls go this is storytime time
>>83672068
>>83672081
>>83672134
it's a storytime, go meme in another thread retards
>>83672104
Make me.
>>83672134
GET BACK TO THE GYM, JIM
BATMAN IS STEALING YOUR GAINS
>>83672129
>Daken, you're straight
>>83672129
Daken/Jean sounds like a major trainwreck ship.
>>83672068
why is that meme
colorist, that's just lazy
>>83672158
>>83672163
Daken/OG Jean sounds perfect
How can you top that level of moral depravity?
>>83672163
I'm not an expert on X-men but I feel like every Jean ship is a trainwreck ship.
>>83672169
It's a meme twice as forced as the rape Jim wants Batman to bestow upon the Joker.
>>83672169
>Waller thinks nothing of waiting a year in jail to get to renegotiate
to what lengths would Waller go to fuck Midnighter?
>>83672150
>>83672151
I'll meme as much as I damn well please!But mostly because it pisses you off.
>>83672205
l-literally or figuratively? b-b-both?
>>83672205
uhoh, Floyd on this own can get...
>>83672230
It's just courtesy to not shit up a storytime thread
>>83672230
You should go shit up an MCU/DCEU thread instead
>>83672234
the answer is yes
Also:
>It's the year of our lord 2016 and Dark Opal is gonna show up in a DC animated movie. With Shadow Thief.
what the actual fuck
>>83672073
>FFTA2
After the shocking revelation of Vagrant Story, I'm not gonna ask where you stand on FFT vs. FFTA...
>>83672234
Yes.
>>83672291
>Dark Opal is gonna show up in a DC animated movie. With Shadow Thief.
whaaa? what are they gonna be in
>>83672304
Storytimer obviously playing it for their husbando Vaan.
>>83672304
Well, I never played the O.Smithian retranslation, I played the goddamn OG FFT so I GOT A GOOD FEELING! but I will say, hmm...I like the plotting and the politics of FFT a lot, but I like the big non-human world of FFTA2 more.
>>83672317
Wasn't Dark Opal in the Amethyst shorts?
>>83672025
>Suicide Squad: Cosmic Remy Lebeau edition, mon chere.
>>83672348E S C A P I S M
>>83672205
Speaking of Midnighter, he gives Dick a rape whistle with a nutsack on it in Nightwing Rebirth.
>>83672348
Yeah, I think that's valid. FFT has a better story straight-up IMO but you lose this bigger fantasy world and some of the weirder more out-there stuff like the judges or Marche's crazy no dreams now, only tears adventure.
>>83672317
http://www.denofgeek.com/uk/41254/justice-league-dark-animated-movie-coming
>>83672348
Hey look, it's Batman detectiving
Like, I really really love the races and settings of FF12/TA2, with bangaa and viera and moogles kupo kupo and seeq and humes as just one thing in the mix.
>>83672365
your life sucks shit and I'm here to take you back to it
>>83672365
>Fuck you! Fuck you and your fantasyland where your life isn't total shit, we're going home NOW
>>83672395
I agree with Marche but I still find his position kind of hilarious. People arguing he's evil or wrong only focus on the good stuff in imaginary Ivalice
>>83672348
>Everyone missed the dust marks
It's easy getting called world's greatest detective when everyone around you is a total idiot.
>>83672163
O5 Jean is an amoral shitsandwich, and Daken would fill her predestined Wolverlust.
And then they could go fucking die somewhere and get replaced by characters I could actually give a shit about.
>>83672387
Also, I don't know if they rebalanced it or not, but there's some hideous grinding and ridiculously shitsack fights in FFT. Fuck you Rafa and Malik, fuuuuuuck yooooooou
and stealing all the Genji Eq
>>83672446
I like Daken actually.
>>83672450
you might guess that Thunder God Cid is mai husbando, and you would be right
>>83672194
Jean/Wolverine is the worst though.
>>83672369
wat
Speaking of games, I've just started to play Genealogy of the Holy War and I think you'd like it, OP. Bretty gud game so far, pretty likeable cast and a surprisingly fleshed out world. Also, from what I've heard, keikaku.
>>83672169
>colorist, that's just lazy
It's really amazing how you get panel to panel fuckups from colorists. Like, how do you forget his hand is blue/black from panel 4 to 5, and then remember for 6?
>>83672467
I do too, or at least I did when he was /fa/ and a troll all the time
what's he up to these days anyway
>>83672509
He was de-deaded at some point
>>83672413
That, and they forget everyone's energy was being drained.
>new moot
>>83672608
this was a good storytime, I enjoyed it.
>>83672608
I'm guessing the storytime's called off?
>>83672608
Just like the old moot
>>83672684
Or op got eaten by sloths.
Fuck moot's ghost and his curse.
>>83672837
OP may have just gone to do something useful while 4chan decided to take up recreational NyQuil.
>>83672467
Jeph Loeb's "All the animal-themed mutants are descended from Wolves" was too tied into Daken's introduction, and Dark Reign too tied in to his continuation for me to really agree.
He's an alright antagonist... but frankly I got Wolverined out in the 90s, so "sex and drugs evil Wolverine" was never super interesting to me.
>>83673007
I stop at "sex and drugs" and he's fine, but I'm good at pretending Wolverine is Canadian Teddy Roosevelt and banging Hercules, and otherwise completely ignoring anything 616
>>83673007
They banned one country and now the site is back
>>83673387
Which one?
>>83673589
Russia apparently
>>83674091
What does Putin think 4chan is, Ukraine?
There ain't no Black Sea Ports on 4chan.
Legion was in Convergence: Blue Beetle ???
>>83674142
I don't think Putin likes memes that much
>>83674357
Not even sexy Putin memes?
>>83674295
Sure why not.
Even Pre crisis hub city still a shithole.
>>83674481
>>83674498
I asked bc I made a joke about Injustice having Karate Kid vs The Question but then it happened.
>that pic
gonna be wild if this is Bierbaums era
>>83674357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecC2_gz_MoQ
>>83674498
>Catspaw
eww
>>83674857
oh god booster's costume was so ugly
Aw man, I never got to ask OP if she played War of the Lions...
>>83674840
Post Crisis Broadway Marquee suit Doctor Spectro was a better, more ridiculous, look.
>>83674541
it's Archie Legion!
>>83674950
OP played original playstation release FFT, OP never played the retranslation with the new shit involved
>>83674596
>Catspaw
SHE'S A CATGIRL. DID YOU NOTICE? THAT SHE'S A CATGIRL? BECAUSE IF IT WASN'T QUITE CLEAR THAT SHE'S A CATGIRL, I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THAT SHE'S A CATGIRL. CHARACTER TRAITS? DUDE, SHE'S A CATGIRL. CAT-LIKE BEHAVIOR IS ALL YOU NEED. BECAUSE CATGIRLS. HOW DOES SHE FEEL ABOUT BEING TURNED INTO A MUTANT CREATURE BY THE DOMINATORS? SHE'S A CAT, LOL. SHE DON'T GIVE A SHIT. BECAUSE SHE'S A CAT!
That's what it felt like every time she was on the page.
>>83675106
>Snekie
they know what the people want
>>83675106
Seeing Leviathan and Timber Wolf active at the same time is just weird.
>>83674640
>Nate is a fascist
Ugh
The end
>>83675034
I swearBalthierwas added entirely to help players when that one thing happens
>>83675164
>Lobdell doing something right
cosmic fluke
>>83675421
Seriously, from what we read in his own series, Nate's a militant hippie if anything.
>>83675406
Kinda like how they defeated Mordru the Merciless huh? Nice.
>>83675496
That's post-Crisis Nate. This is meant to be Charlton Nate.
>>83675392
Nate needs a hug ;__;
>>83676305
Except the original Charlton Captain Atom wasn't even named Nate, he was named Allen Adam, and he wasn't military, he was a technician. Also, did they need to use the ugliest suit?
Thanks Preacher bro for keeping the party going
>>83677682
You welcome anon
>>83677636
Das Gud mane
Bump for I will finish the Suicide Squad Vol. 1 #40 storytime later.
This storytime continues from:
>>83672476
>>83680794
Out of order:
>>83680953
before >>83680932
That's it for the storytime of Suicide Squad #40!
Stay tuned tomorrow for the JSA Storytime of Suicide Squad #41 and the continuation of "The Phoenix Gambit" arc!
P.S.
If the storytimer didn't see this entire thread in the archive and decided to continue where she left off from #40 instead of storytiming #41, she is now retarded.
>>83681021
What if she just wanted to post them while there were a bunch of people in the thread so they could comment on it?
>>83681021
Thank you
>>83681021
THANKS BRUH
>>83681021
Oh man, this movie poster look is sick.
>>83672025
Looks like he's going in dry.
>>83680843
>>83680873
>Bullets bounce off him
>But Batman punches harder than bullets!
I don't know if I'd go as far as disappointed, but man, there's always something off about a mundane fist fighting someone with a degree of invulnerability.
One last bump for me.
>>83675120
I read all the Booster Gold story times and reading this, are Nate Adam and the Legion usually such dicks?
>>83690947
No, back when Cap had his own series in the 80s/early 90s. He was well-written for all but the last arc where they tried to make him into Doctor Manhattan-lite.
Most other writers get him badly wrong, though, and just turn him into a generic military authoritarian stick-up-the-butt dude, when he's actually way closer to being an ex-hippy who questions authority far more than the military is comfortable with, and who questions war itself far more than your generic soldier-type characters ever tend to.
Sadly, he's been on the receiving end of a lot of aforementioned bad writing, retcons, blowing up to get him out of important stories, and general poor characterization, culminating in 'Doctor Manhattan-lite, Take 2' in the nu52, though there may be signs that'll be retconned as well, just maybe. Fingers crossed.
As for the Legion, well, yeah, they can be jerks sometimes, this is a teenage version, so even moreso than the Legion that lasted into adulthood. I seem to recall that this Legion was one of the jerkier ones available to pick from (with there being multiple different Legion versions, almost as convoluted as the likes of Hawksnarl or Donna Troy's history).
>>83690947
>>83691207
I'd say the LoSH jerkiness scale is basically: SW6 >>> Threeboot >> silver age dickery
The others (basically Reboot Legion and adult stuff) are mostly ok. It's hard to tell which one this is though because it looks like of like a mismash of SW6 and Reboot.
>>83691334
Andromeda and the art style make me think
Reboot, but there are all these other elements that point to mashup--and the stuff with Nate being a weird post-COIE and Charlton hybrid himself, too.
>>83681021
we're starting over tonight because that's how I roll, sry2say
