I'm thinking of writing a KotH fanfic where Bill gets caught on To Catch A Predator after being tricked into thinking he's going to marry a 13 year old girl, I'm already planning to incorporate some lines and shit from the Lorne Armstrong/Jeff Stacy interviews (inb4 "Oh Cawd!!!" followed by ballpoint pen suicide attempt) but I'd like more suggestions for my fic
>>83655477
have Hank kick Chris Hanson's ass
>>83655637
This
>>83655477
why not make it just a legit miss understanding that gets him put in the incriminating position?
If this was a legit KoTH episode, it would start with the To Catch a Predator guys propositioning Bill, but he's reluctant. Cut to the office where the TCaP guys are discussing what to do. The guy at the computer, clearly a low level worker, feels like there's no point in trying this guy. The Chris Hansen Expy encourages him to keep pushing at Bill, creating elaborate lies that justify him marrying a 13 year old. Bill falls for these lies and thinks he's morally justified in marrying this imaginary kid.
Bill starts bragging to his friends about it, Hank gets involved trying to convince Bill that he's being deceived because in his words
"Bill isn't a pervert, he's a moron. Someone is tricking him."
Eventually it leads up to the sting operation where Hank intercepts the film crew before they can get to Bill (Who is off in another room waiting for his date). They explain to him that they're just doing their part to keep weirdos off the streets, but Hank retorts that it's entrapment and tricking people into thinking a crime is alright doesn't make them criminals.
Hank kicks their asses, then finds Bill and tells him his date won't be able to show up. The episode ends with Hank convincing Bill to lay off the online dating.
>>83656247
Shit add a sub plot with lucky trying to get bobby in a pancake eating contest an you have a post season 9 episode.
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Bill stood there on his front lawn, 12:43 a.m., 14 cans of beer deep, staring over at the Hill's house. Before, he had been too scared, too apprehensive to do it. But now, he knew there was no turning back. He walked into the Hill's living room, the smell, so sweet, so clean, he could smell just how awful he smelled in contrast to the Hill's beautiful home. He sat there, too afraid to move for a moment, then he gripped himself together, and walked down the hall. He went over to Bobby's room, "The Piglet" as he called him in his fantasies of having a child. He stood there, watching him sleep, and then slowly walked to his bedside, and stood there watching the Piglet in his deep sleep. He then sat down on top of him, and covered his mouth. The Piglet tried to scream, and wriggle free, but he was no match for Bill's massive girth. He sat there, slowly watching as he squeezed the life from the Piglet's throat, watching as he made his last, desperate struggle to live as Bill held him close to his body. The Piglet suddenly went limp. Bill released his grip on him, and looked at what he had done to the piglet. He realized that he had an erection, and almost ejaculated in his pants. He sat there, and slowly removed the pants from the Piglet's pudgy body. He unbuckled his belt, and forgot all his humanity. He began to thrust his PENIS into the Piglet's limp, lifeless, body, the smell of feces and sweat in the air as blood came out with each thrust. He then slowly watched as semen and blood spilled out from the Piglet's anus. He sat there and giggled silently, "Goodnight, Bobby", as he tucked the dead, violated body in. He then went back into the living room. The overwhelming fear of what Bill had just done suddenly dawned upon him. He vomited on the Hill's living room carpet. He suddenly worked up his courage again as he realized there was no turning back now. He pulled down his pants and..
>allowed his bowels to release all over the Hill's carpet. The smell was horrendous. He then walked into the Hill's garage and grabbed Hank's favorite hammer. He walked back down the hall and into Hank and Peggy's room. Rage over came him. Why did Hank have a beautiful wife, and a great life? He struck down upon his once best friend's head with the hammer. He heard Hank shout in pain as he struck him again and again, blood seeping out from his cracked skull. He then dropped the hammer and turned his attention to Peggy, who sat there agape in horror. He walked over and told Peggy not to scream as he unbuckled his pants once more. As Peggy sat there crying and scared, he grabbed her by the head and thrust his PENIS into her mouth. The smell of Bill's horrible body odor made her vomit. He relished as Peggy's warm tears ran down her face and onto his body. After forcefully thrusting his PENIS in and out, Bill stood there smiling as he pulled out his PENIS, still soaked with the blood and feces of her son, and ejaculated on her face. She sat there crying as Bill picked up the lamp, and bashed her over the skull with it. Hank laid there still moaning with pain as Bill walked back into the Hill's garage. He took the gasoline canister and began to douse all rooms in the house with gasoline. He called 911 to report a fire, and cracked a new beer as he sat down on the Hill's couch, struck a match, threw it behind him, and smiled as he said "I'm King of the Hill now!"
>>83657843
such funny comment!
much lol
very wow
