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>university lecturer who's students were killed by isis so he started killing them as revenge
>kills mercilessly and enjoys teasing his enemies before killing them
>wields swords, axes and machine guns
>big body armour
>has 1500 confirmed isis kills
This guy is literally Iraqi Punisher.
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>>83629298
>has 1500 confirmed isis kills
How's that even possible
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But, can he float through the air and climb up trees?
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>>83629345
Not sure. It's been mentioned in multiple articles. Dudes a fucking beast either way.
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>>83629345
>How's that even possible

ISIS are not very good fighters they use zerg tactics
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>iraqi punisher
>not George W Bush
Where have you been?
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>>83629298
holy fuck, he's even attempting frankface
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>>83629298

Muhammad Castle
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>>83629298
>Abu Azrael
He even has a comic book name, fuck.
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>>83629298
He is definitely the Punisher. After all, he fucking strung up, burned alive and then sliced an ISIS soldier like a fucking kebab.
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>>83629298
>>83629530
No fucking way...
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Most shit about this guy is difficult if not impossible to verify. There's like a 99% chance the 1500 confirmed kills thing is complete bullshit. Most of this press and praise comes from the fact that he has a very calculated and well executed social media presence which a lot are arguing is a sign he's a product of Iran's propaganda machine.

I guess all of this "unverified myth" stuff just adds to the argument that he's Frank though.
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>>83629298
You got a single fact to back that up
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You are an idiot OP. I bet you believe that shit about captagon too.
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>>83629806
Found the partypooper
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>>83629298
who cares. Being a meme on the internet means they will eventually get his head and parade it on twitter like they did with most of the women fighters they could get.
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Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. I still think it's bullshit.
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>>83629298
>has 1500 confirmed isis kills

Basically impossible unless he has been active since 1999 when ISIS was still called "Jama'at al-Tawhid wal-Jihad".

Let's remember that the highest actually confirmed kill total in history was less than half that, and it was during the fucking world war when there were plenty of targets.
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>>83629897
Likely they count the kills of all fighting under his command.
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>>83629345
It's not entirely unplausible - consider Simo Häyhä and how he operated in an environment that let a guy with machinelike precision and the right sort of dysfunction just keep plugging away. ISIS presumably doesn't have a doctrine that lets them stopp Mohammad Castle, Dr of Murder.
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>>83629298
shit's unreal
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>>83629298
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>>83629427
>zerg
zerg can evolved at last
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Who is this guy?
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>>83629952
>>83630001

So this guy's the new Mad-Jack?
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>>83629298
>only has 1500 confirmed kills
step up your game son, I at least get 200 per day
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>>83629530

Islam forbids calling upon the angels..

>Illegal name #

Who's gonna tell him?
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>>83629952
Someone please shop some frank related content into these pictures. I beg of you.
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>>83630284
He's a former professor, guy's probably secular.

Hell, he's probably old enough to remember when the country wasn't completely nuts with wahabbism
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>>83629345
If your kills is 10 and 10 via shrapnel and ambush, it doesn't take that long.
It would fail against any army with good logistics and communication, but ISIS don't have that.
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>>83629298
>>83629952
>>83630137
This shits bad ass as fuck. And I was at occupy Wall street for 2 weeks, and am a pacifist
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>>83630438
>And I was at occupy Wall street for 2 weeks
Hey, cool, I definitely care and am interested.
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I'd be worried though that he'd become like the monsters he hunts.
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>>83630438
>And I was at occupy Wall street for 2 weeks
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>>83630464
So he even have a character flaw and a potential character arc?
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Mike, why did you grow out your beard, and dye it?
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>>83629298
You forgot something.
>is just a big propaganda piece.
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>>83629724
there's some irony there, since ISIS keeps getting praised for its effective use of social media.
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I remember the Young Turks shitting on this guy.

It's media outlets like them that made the Ghizab Goodguys only a Flavor of the Month instead of a fucking movement in Afghanistan.
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>>83629839
>like they did with most of the women fighters they could get.

I'd like to see proof of this before blindly believing something on the internet.
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>>83629345
ISIS are very shitty fighters
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>>83629298
PhD in Murderology
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>>83631698

AND Murderonomy
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>>83631389
Probably something they just say becasue the female Kurd forces kick their ass all the time.

Why they spend most their time now finding new ways to murder homosexuals.
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>>83629298
>Azrael
>Typically identified as the Archangel of Death
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>>83632371
Abu Azrael means "Father of Azrael"
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>>83632380
So.....god?
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>>83629298
I prefer the Philippines Punisher dudes gonna be a president
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>>83632380
>Father of Death

The story is probably bullshit but that's pretty fucking metal
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>>83629298
This War is fucking Crazy
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>>83633186
Fucking rocket jumpers
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>>83629724
>There's like a 99% chance the 1500 confirmed kills thing is complete bullshit
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Daesh? etc.

>>83629724
>a lot are arguing is a sign he's a product of Iran's propaganda machine
The whole geopolitical situation is fucking insane, in the modern day Middle East the Shia are the good guys. We should be fucking supporting Iran and ditching Saudi Arabi.
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>>83633186
War is always batshit. Look up Yogendra Singh Yadav sometime.
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>>83630049

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abu_Azrael
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>>83630438
Did you really need to mention that.
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>>83629298
>His motto and catchphrase is "illa tahin" (إلى طحين), meaning "Grind you to dust", that is, he would pulverize ISIL militants until nothing remains of them but powder.
This is too good to be true
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This is a video of Abu Azrael in combat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc50As-R5iA

To his credit, he fought against the U.S. years ago as a member of the Mahdi Militia and he's been very active on the frontline with the militia he commands, even being wounded multiple times.

But yeah, 1500 kills is bullshit. Extreme bullshit. And a guy who rips off hundreds of rounds of ammo just to look like John Rambo infront of his militia buddies and then reloads for selfies is not going to have anything on the actual deadliest soldier in the world, Simo Hayha. Not by a long shot.
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>>83629345
Have you heard of a man name Abu Hajar?
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>>83633760
>And a guy who rips off hundreds of rounds of ammo just to look like John Rambo infront of his militia buddies and then reloads for selfies is not going to have anything on the actual deadliest soldier in the world
Maybe that's just to inspire his undertrained allies?
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>>83629345

ISIS have been confirmed as being really shitty at actual combat.

They're basically bullies with automatic weapons.
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>1500 kills
i wonder how long did the waited for his next kill at 1499 to get a nice round propaganda number?
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>>83633322
kekt
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>>83633760
kind reminds me of him
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>>83630438
Cool, I love how the NYPD pacified the shit out of you.
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>>83631356
>remember the Young Turks shitting on this guy
I hope you aren't subscribed to those lunatics
https://youtu.be/3Y1LIAE8FlQ
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>>83634299
What are you talking about, anon, they're god's chosen warriors, angels of death, destined to carry out the will and justice of Allah. Sure, some may fall in battle, but those are bestowed eternal bliss in heaven, and ultimately they'll sweep across the nonbelievers and instill a world wide khalifate.

After all, god said so :^)
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>>83630438
>And I was at occupy Wall street for 2 weeks
thanks for letting us know you're a prancing la la cake boy anon.
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>>83629345
He's trained in gorilla warfare, etc.
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>>83630137
Goddamn PC's in my gritty realistic high-morality rpg.
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He's literally an actor and all the stories about him fiction invented for propaganda purposes
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>>83629952
okay that does look pretty frank
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>>83631356
People named after genocidists aren't worth listening to
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>>83630284
He could be a Christian or something else.
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>>83633760
> Suggested video is a 10 sec clip of a guy getting shot in the head
> Followed by longer clips of what seems like people getting murdered/tortured
Who said Youtube was only filled with vloggers and lets plays?
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Uh holy shit.
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>>83630137
Mad Jack was just nuts though. The only reason he didn't die immediately is that the Germans thought he was related to Winnie, so they took him hostage.
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>>83631356

>Young turks

JUST A PRANK, BRO

JUST A PRANK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8SI43zJ7dA
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>>83638940
At least a broadsword is an actual fucking weapon.

>A-Company were dropped away from the target of Arnhem Bridge and had to go through Arnhem where the streets were blocked by German forces. Digby led his men through the back gardens of nearby houses instead of attempting to advance through the streets and thus avoided the Germans. Digby and A-Company managed to travel 8 miles in 7 hours while also taking prisoner 150 German soldiers including members of the SS. During the battle, Digby wore his red beret instead of a Brodie helmet and waved his umbrella while walking about the defences, despite heavy mortar fire. When the Germans started using tanks to cross the bridge, Digby led a bayonet charge against them wearing a bowler hat. He later disabled a German armoured car with his umbrella, incapacitating the driver by shoving the umbrella through the car's observational slit.

>Digby then noticed the Padre pinned down by enemy fire while trying to cross the street to get to injured soldiers. Digby got to him and said "Don't worry about the bullets, I've got an umbrella". He then escorted the padre across the street under his umbrella. When he returned to the front line, one of his fellow officers said about his umbrella that "that thing won't do you any good", to which Digby replied "Oh my goodness Pat, but what if it rains?" Digby was later injured by shrapnel, which also cut open the rear of his trousers but continued to fight until A-Company had run out of ammunition. Despite the radios being unreliable as Digby had predicted and the bugle calls were used most in the battle, the message "out of ammo, God save The King" was radioed out before Digby was captured.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digby_Tatham-Warter
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>>83639423
Jesus am I ever proud to be a bong.
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>>83629298
Grant Morrison is right.
Hearing this makes me feel all warm & fuzzy inside.
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>>83638940
"If it wasn't for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years!"

Mad Jack just fucking loved war
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>>83639423
>"Don't worry about the bullets, I've got an umbrella"
>one of his fellow officers said about his umbrella that "that thing won't do you any good", to which Digby replied "Oh my goodness Pat, but what if it rains?"
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>>83629932
Even then it's hard to believe, since the casualty count in most syrian battles struggle to even reach three digits. He'd have to be commanding a shit load of battles to have that many kills to his, or his subordinates names.
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>>83639423
10/10, would follow into heavy MG fire
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>A Company was then chosen by the battalion's commanding officer, Lieutenant Colonel John Dutton Frost, to lead the 2nd Parachute Battalion in the Battle of Arnhem, part of Operation Market Garden, because of Digby's reputation of being an aggressive commander. In preparation Digby, concerned about the unreliability of radios, educated his men on how to use bugle calls that had been used during the Napoleonic Wars for communication in case the radios failed. He also took an umbrella with his kit as a means of identification because he had trouble remembering passwords and felt that anyone who saw him with it would think that "only a bloody fool of an Englishman" would carry an umbrella into battle
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>>83639423
I did some more research. this guy is fucking amazing.

after the war, "a series of British Defence Advisers would be told by the High Commissioner to "Look after Tatham-Warter". One such officer, late of Digby's regiment, was not entirely clear what this meant but soon found out when, after an introductory "I suppose you're another bloody mealy-mouthed Diplomat", his charge took him off to a ceremony by a British Infantry Battalion. As Tatham-Warter, a VIP guest, stood for "Sunset" his trousers slowly, and in time with the lowering Standards, dropped to his ankles. He later claimed "loss of weight"...."

after he was captured by the Germans, "Because of his injury, Digby was sent to hospital but escaped out of a window with his second in command Captain Tony Frank, when the German nurses had left them alone." after meeting with the Dutch resistance, "Digby used a bicycle to visit fellow soldiers in hiding and the Germans did not recognise him despite him helping to push a Nazi staff car out of a ditch and German soldiers being billeted in the same house that he was staying in. Digby then gathered 150 escaped soldiers to head towards the front line. This was known as Operation Pegasus. Digby and the soldiers cycled to the Rhine and Digby flashed a V for Victory sign with his torch. Members of XXX Corps then ferried them across the river. Upon return to the United Kingdom, Digby was awarded the Distinguished Service Order."

he pretended to be a retarded Dutch guy for months, even living in the same house as members of the SS, and they bought it.
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>>83641256
Fucking oath
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>>83641256
Pip pip, cheerio!
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>>83639423
>Digby led a bayonet charge against them wearing a bowler hat.
IRL Dum Dum Dugan
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>>83641256
>Winning the Distinguished Service Order by pretending to be retarded
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>>83639423
>made early career decisions based on whether he'd be able to hunt tigers
>cycled through enemy territory with 150 escaped soldiers
>founded modern animal-friendly safari practices
It just keeps getting better.
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>>83641256
>I was just pretending to be retarded
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>>83629724
So instead of Iraqi Punisher

Hes Iraqi Batman?
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>>83641621
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>>83629298
Too bad he was caught on film committing war crimes
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>>83639391
i wanna impregnate ana kasparian
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>>83641686
Why doesn't he just rape the ISIS?
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>>83629298
No more half measures, infidel.
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>>83641727
HAS ANYONE TRIED SHAWARMA?

THERE'S A SHAWARMA JOINT A FEW BLOCKS FROM HERE
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>>83641831
>forcefully making ISIS homosex and unfit for the kingdom of Allah
Only thing that'd make this better.
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>>83641886
So War Crime means actually fighting the war now and not cowardice and harming civilians.
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>>83641727
Fight fire with fire, bro. How many wacky execution techniques you think ISIS has used just for kicks?
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>>83634607
Allah said KNOCK YOU OUT
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>>83629345
Doesn't he personally execute every Isis member he or his men capture? That's got to bump the number up a bit.
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>>83630284
He's Christian
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>>83639423
>Digby got to him and said "Don't worry about the bullets, I've got an umbrella". He then escorted the padre across the street under his umbrella. When he returned to the front line, one of his fellow officers said about his umbrella that "that thing won't do you any good", to which Digby replied "Oh my goodness Pat, but what if it rains?"
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>>83630438
>And I was at occupy Wall street for 2 weeks
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>>83633003
His father worked the mines until the day it took his life
It stole him from his only son
It stole him from his wife
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>>83642335
Burning a captured enemy alive is an actual war crime no matter how you slice it.
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>>83643385

Terrorists don't count
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>>83643385

Terrorists are regarded as "unlawful combatants" thus rules of war don't apply when dealing with them
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>>83630438
You're fighting the good fight,Anon
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>>83643385
well, he sliced them like shawarma.
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>>83641966
But remember to use protection
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>>83638807
There is everything on youtube. The problem is their discovery system gets you into a feedback loop of shit nearly identical to what you've been watching.
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>>83629298
>He's real

It's a straight-up MGS character.
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>>83644186
So he is basically an Avenger now?
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>>83629298
>>83629952
We turn into Metal Gear everyday
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>>83644444
Grant Morrison was right, the memes are invading
Also, checked
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>>83644444
Reminder that the Bulldozer was captured in Syria by the Syrian Government
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ1jeNioMbE

Also, I think he was holding an NSV. Still 12.7mm though
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>>83644444
witnessed
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>>83646575
He lives on in the nanomachines
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>>83630438

You could have just said you're a faggot and saved on word count.
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>>83643314
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>>83629345
Cuz these are typical ISIS fighters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM3ElTvF52I
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>>83643314
hope rides alone
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>>83647780
lol

The Syrian Arab Army is going to grind his ass up. They are known for being particularly brutal towards captured enemies
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>>83639968
>that image
no mention of crossfit?
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>>83644444
Trumps plans for the military "if they want our protection they'll have to pay for it."

More right than you realize.
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>>83644444
WITNESSED
SHINY AND CHROME!!
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>>83648794
>Tranny pansexual vegans
>working out
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>>83634299
This is a frighteningly good description of what ISIS really is.
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>>83648871
>Trumps inauguration will be interrupted by a cyborg ninja
Trump catches his blade midswing
Low Energy, Jack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4esw5BEqfs
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