>A lingering sense of unspecific shame
Did... did he fuck Constantine?
Hal is a slut so probably
>>83619991
Did JL #51 come out today?
Is it the one with qt Dick?
>>83619991
Wouldn't you?
>John ruins everybody's life he touches
>Hal ruins his own life on a regular basis
Will they cancel each other out or will the effect double?
>>83619991
Or Constantine whored him out to a demon.
>>83624326
Hal was made for suffering so it will double
>>83619991
Have they met in the comics?
>>83619991
or maybe Const whore him out to devil
>>83619991
Tantric magic doesent count
>>83628153
He had Deadman go inside Nick who went inside Hal. John watched, cosplaying in the GL suit, chain smoking with the ring on his middle finger -you can also imagine what else that finger was up to
>10 replies and 2 images
>Nothing here
![kyleraped-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SfrgObk.jpg "kyleraped-2[1].jpg")
>>83619991
Is this a thing with Hal?
>>83628258
>tfw you're the 'gets dateraped' guy on the JL
>>83624147
>Rules are [wew lad, you can't curse in here] stupid
This is so stupid I can't help but laugh
>>83628258
Oops, I'm a retard, this is Kyle
Well is this a thing with Green Lanterns?
>>83628258
That's Kyle in your picture anon
And no so far Hal has managed to avoid being raped somehow
>>83628266
>tfw it happens often enough that everybody else is tired of hearing about it
>>83628266
>>83628278
>tfw your typical anon fantasizes about being that guy
>>83628272
That's because you can't rape the willing.
>>83628267
While smoking and sitting naked inside a bloody (I guess) pentacle
But yeah, can't say XXXX now, we don't want to offend anyone
>>83628297
That picture of Thor ripping Ares in half where you can see his vertebrae and organs in detail but there's a swear censored in the panel above it always kills me
>>83628407
>Thor
>>83628427
Oh god I meant Sentry, I was thinking of the blonde hair
>>83628258
>It's funny when it happens to a guy!
>>83628745
It's not funnier but male rape is my fetish so I let it slide
>you will never read the comic where Hal and Constantine go club hopping together, getting constantly rejected by women
Feelsbadman
>>83629205
Going out with Constantine is probably not a good idea in general
>>83630061
yet so many people keep getting roped into it...
>>83628297
Yup. Pentacle.
When do you guys reckon DC makes a proper constantine movie?
>>83630191
Supposedly there's plans for a JL Dark movie. That could lead into a Constantine solo.
>>83630191
05 had the right atmosphere and GOAT cast.
14 had perfect cast Constantine imo
>>83630488
2014's Constantine was like play theatre. They'll have to do better for the movie.
>>83630191
Anglo-Saxon Protestant (those wierd negro catholics, amirite, guys?) Constantine was a proper one very much in the spirit of how the comic business is run.
>>83630782
True. I want a better constantine though.
>>83624147
Non-Vertigo Constantine was a mistake.
>>83630826
This
>>83619991
>Nut Job brit
but isnt that every brit
>>83631738
Constantine is another level above that
>>83619991
What issue does this come from?
>>83631738
I don't know man, I know a few Brits but they haven't sold my soul to the devil yet.
>>83630191
>When do you guys reckon DC makes a proper movie?
This is the better question;_;
What exactly is Constantine's deal, anyway?
I haven't managed to read much about him but I've seen him appear in many other stories. It seems like he's not particularly powerful, he just knows a fuckload of magic and doesn't give a fuck.
Yet somehow, I have this lingering feeling I'd rather brawl with Zatanna and Doctor Fate than try to fuck with him. What's his DEAL?
>>83631877
He's a cunt
>>83631779
so he's an aussie then
>>83631852
brits automatically sell their soul to the devil when their born anon
>>83631918
>so he's an aussie then
I wouldn't even be surprised if I found out constantine shitposts on /pol/ and /x/
>>83631828
JL #51
It's not out yet
>>83631957
Thanks!
>>83631877
The only thing worse than being Constantine's enemy is being his friend
>>83632382
>>83631877
>>83624326
Oh God. I just had the thought of constantine meeting peter parker.
Peters life would be ruined beyond comprehension.
>>83632452
Peter and Hal should be drinking-in-misery buddies.
>>83632558
That might be TOO depressing
>>83632558
peter doesn't drink
>>83633153
It's a miracle that he doesn't
>>83633169
I get the impression that alcohol would just make him more depressed and incapable of coping rather than numbing the pain
>>83633153
Hal will drink for him.If anyone's gonna be drinking buddies, it oughta be Carol and Hal because they would meet in the Air Force and bond over their weird cosmic shit.
>>83633230
>I get the impression
Never been drinking before, mate?
It's those brief few hours of numbing the pain that make it worth it. Being able to forget, even temporarily is very addictive.
Though you're correct it doesn't help in the long run.
>>83633294
>Hal and Peter go out
>Peter invites Carol because he thinks she and Hal could bond over Air Force and weird cosmic shit
>They hit it off and Peter leaves because third wheel
>a week later everyone regrets everything and there are millions of dollars in property damage
>>83633169
>>83633230
>>83633335
Pete is incapable of handling his alcohol. Two glasses and he's out like a light.
>>83631877
the problem with Constantine is that he punches WAY above his power level.
He wouldn't blast you or something like that. He'll manipulate a situation so that either suicide or a Lovecraftian realm are your only alternatives. Or trick you into sighing your soul to the devil.
>>83633385
The proportional tolerance of a spider
>>83633335
I'm an alcoholic.
I also know the stuff doesn't effect everyone the same way. some people stop giving a fuck about what stresses them. some people stop holding back all their pent up anger. some people stop being able to convince themselves that everything is gonna be alright. Peter seems like the latter.
>>83619991
Why is Hal talking about date rape in front of babby Dick?
>>83633445
>some people stop giving a fuck about what stresses them
Yeah that's me alright. Only time I ever really let go around other people.
>some people stop being able to convince themselves that everything is gonna be alright. Peter seems like the latter.
Yeah he'd have a nervous breakdown.
>>83632558
>What's wrong, kid?
>I just can't come to terms with the fact that there were months of my life where my body was hijacked by one of my arch villains
>Oh yeah. Been there.
>Really?
>Yep. Was possessed by the cosmic entity that I swore to help defeat.
>Wow.
>Hmmhmm. So did he kill anyone? While he was in your body?
>Thank God, no. He just put some people in a hospital, hired henchmen, and starting dating a midget.
>Well that's not so bad. Mine killed all my friends and tried to destroy the universe.
>Wow.
>They got better though. So tell me about that midget...
>>83633490
I need this team-up in my life
>>83633477
Dick has to learn the risks of being a slut eventually anyway
>>83631877
Constantine is a cunt. Sure, he can't pew-pew magical lasers your face, but he can and will fuck you up bad, unlike other magical heroes who actually posses a strong moral center.
>>83624147
>>83630826
Reminder that John Constantine can no longer say "fag" in his comic books.
>>83633955
That's not true. He's said it during the current run.
>>83629205
Like Hal gets rejected.
>>83630826
>>83631703
who the fuck cares
>>83628745
getting raped by a near supernatural obese mexican man in a trenchcoat who only says "bueno" is funny no matter if you're a man or a woman
>>83633955
he did but okay sure
>>83629205
They'd fuck afterwards
>>83637487
Isn't that what the panel in OP implies?
>>83638800
Well SOMETHING went down
>>83638811
Magical roofies?
Constantine swings both ways.
Maybe 'e got a bit pissed and decided to give that poof in spandex a little of the ol' in and out.
>>83630826
He was pretty hilarious
>HOLY SHIT GUYS
>LISTEN GUYS
>I JUST HAD THIS VISION JOURNEY MAGICAL TRIP AND I REALIZED THAT...
>ARE YOU LISTENTING?
>BEING MEAN TO EACH OTHER IS BAD! LIKE REAL BAD
>>83629205
>Constantine
>getting rejected
You clearly don't read comics
>>83641001
Does everyone he touch die count as rejection?
>>83633773
>>83633393
The comics make it pretty clear that he's the most powerful mage in the world
>>83631947
But Constantine is fictional, this site is not. How could he post here?
>>83641074
>The comics make it pretty clear that he's the most powerful mage in the world
Maybe Nu52, Vertigo Constantine barely casts any spells and relies on conning other entities to do his work for him
>>83641027
I guess if that counts then you're right, but I wouldn't count it
>>83641103
4chan exists in Marvel, might as well be a thing in DC too
>>83641182
But I mean, both are in the comic realms. You and I live in the real world. Could they accidentally make Constantine so powerful he influences the real world?
>>83640856
Who's the artist?. Seems like Bruno Redondo to me but I am not sure
>>83641281
I was talking about in-comic, but if you wanna go all hypercrisis, sure why not.
