Life after the war edition
Previous: >>83528508
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 16
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
Never seen this show until about a week ago. About halfway into Season 2
It's pretty good
First for Amedot forever.
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
>>83533990
So did you come up with that yourself or what?
Little gem of green, smaller than a bean,
Doesn’t live with Steven ‘cause she’d live in the latrine.
>>83533990
Lady of the nose
Can't help but wonder if I'd maker her happier than Rose
Stevonnie is the purest form of love.
>>83533984
I just got into it maybe 2 weeks ago, don't know why I didn't ages ago. I wish more things had the happy feelings that SU does.
>mfw people waste their time with multiple smaller women
>not just one giant woman
plebs
Where is my Nighttime /sug/ Lapis poster?
>>83534008
Stop smiling.
If your man is going to the mall with you, he loves you. He's not going there to look at overweight 17 year olds wearing ugs and Dr.pepper pajama bottoms. Show a little appreciation, because at that point all he has to fuel him is his shattered dreams and lost faith in himself.
Welcome to /sug/ After Hours, where we're well into the night coming onto morning, with a comfortable atmosphere rivaling that of even the swankiest mixed jazz playlist. I'm your host, Lazurite Liposuction, with guest star Spaghetti Quarrel United
Let's do this.
>anon has a fucking brain fart, as he is quoted as saying "what is the was of that." Brain damage heavily suspected.
>a fan of Dubyafortykay repurposes Do It For Her, only no one really gives a crap.
>Several newer anons are introduced to Creepy Pearl through the means of the gem equivalent of sounding. Anon loses a little bit more of his innocence after looking up what that is.
>Local Peridot is unbanned after an unfortunate incident involving indexer. I'd take a jab at the mods here, but I'd probably get banned again.
>Gregnon and Lady of the Limbs continue to be a depressing messes. If you see these out-of-shape posters, give them some love, will you?
>A brave, foolhardy anon posts the dreaded waifupearl pic where you roll for a pearl. The absolute madman.
>Lady of the sea comes back from her voyage. Glad to have you back.
>Merchant Anon continues to build his empire of money, much to the chagrin of several people who disagree with his mercantile prowess.
>Confused discussion follows the declaration of one anon vying to do the horizontal monster mash with Armstrong. How would you fuck it? Hands. Use your imagination.
>A brief religious lesson on what the hot mess of fresh fuck a cambion is, due to discrimination of demons in general. Absolutely... Enthralling.
>Our top story: a migrant anon admits that he enjoys the welcoming tone and acceptance of our quaint little thread. Good to have you on board.
Stay tuned.
>>83534018
It is.
>>83534018
>>83534018I hate it because I never experienced young love
>tfw you will never grab your guns and gonna innawoods/range/gravel pit with the gems, having tons of fun
>tfw you will never let the gems try out your guns as they let you try out theirs
>tfw they will never turn out to be better shots that you, but will be willing to tutor you
It hurts
>>83534043
Neither did I. I was the 24 year old blogposter in the last thread.
>>83534039
>Forgot name
How embarrassing.
>>83534043
>>83534039
http://paperseverywhere.tumblr.com/post/118712881210/turretsyndr0me-sketch-by-paperseverywhere
>>83534039
>>83534060
Great work as alwaysYou are Lady of the Sea approved
>>83534060
This just in, channel 7's lapis lazuli reported as forgetting her own name. Can we really trust her to remember the details of these threads when she cant remember the details of her own life?
Stay tuned.
>>83534039
Sail on, brave soul
>>83534043It doesn't actually exist, it's just kids acting grown-up or playing a game and adults projecting on them.
>>83533972
>tfw Pearl will never be /sug/'s designated waifubait ever again.
>>83534102
More for me
Anyone else going to Anime Expo? Maybe we should have a meetup.
>>83534075
In my defense, i write everything I report down.
Find some cool or weird minerals/gems.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mineralsnot to get too "gemsona" in here, but Muscovite would make a cool Gem. Big flat bladed bits, maybe a pair of fans as a weapon.
>>83534102
S-she's still the most maternal gem
>>83534120
I can verify. This is in fact, the mom gem.
>>83534039
Good to be here...
>>83534018
That's not the name of the ship
>>83534117
Moldevite, literally a space gem that doesn't naturally form on Earth
>>83534039
>a fan of Dubyafortykay repurposes Do It For Her, only no one really gives a crap.
Dont bully
>>83534102
speak for yourself, anon
>>83534143
Then what is?
>>83533972Man I'm lateWe're back, baby!
>>83534153
Why is pearl in the box
>>83534154
Connverse
>>83534127
>She will never be your mom
>>83534173
But why? Isn't the name of the fusion perfect for the name of the ship?
>>83534168
>>83534153
Your waifu is trash
>>83534127
And this is the Son Gem.
>>83534147
>Gem Mikitaka
well then.
>>83534168
She's going into the garbage where she belongs
>>83534174
Pearl actually reminds me of my mom. She sings and everything. Would not recommend, tbqh.
>>83534174
>>83534206
>>83534206
That's Son & Mom gem
>>83534039
>Lady of the sea comes back from her voyage
Oh it is the real one then, glad to have ya back dude. Oh and also, is the real Cricketanon back or not, since the Cricketposting has increased quite a bit in these threads?
>>83534194
No, it's not.
I could explain why but I'm just going to summarise it as this: documentation. Let's say I search for Opal images, and I get images of the ship Pearlmethyst. Now, in this moment, I don't want Pearlmethyst, I want Opal.
>>83534229
You define ships by Tumblr tags?
>>83534199
whatever you say, anon
>>83534229
This is why those Crewniverse hacks should have come up with a better name for Stevonnie.
>>83534117
Holy shit, Crocoite is the reddest mineral I've ever seen.
>>83534153
would you?
could you?
in a box?
>>83534260
Why don't you then?
It's not like they can make it a random gem name like Opal or something, Connie is human ya dumb dumb.
>>83534281
Not that guy, but Smoky Quartz.
And to recap on the SU-related stuff I've got on my plate...
>SU Funko POP! restock coming, a glow-in-the-dark Pearl has been hinted at being this restock's variant by a few HT managers. No word on any other SU POPs coming out.
>SU Mystery Minis will be out at the end of June or the beginning of July, depending on when you local Hot Topic gets their shipment. I will be reporting what I get from my two display cases, case layout, and the weight of each blind box and which one it contained when I get them from Entertainment Earth.
>Cartoon Network Titan Vinyl blind boxes are coming out later this month, Steven's been confirmed to be one of the figures. An Amethyst Steven variant has been confirmed to be exclusive to Entertainment Earth.
>Steven Universe-themed Monopoly and Yahtzee games are coming out in July and August! They'll remain CH Shop-exclusives until September and October respectively.
>No word yet on when the plushies and foam Garnet Gauntlets will be available.
>>83534039
>Merchant Anon continues to build his empire of money, much to the chagrin of several people who disagree with his mercantile prowess.
That got a few keks out of me and I'm sure it will get a few keks from my coworker.
You have Merchant Anon's seal of approval.
>>83534261
>We never got a Crocoite Corrupted Gem
Shame.
I kinda want Lamar to board another Peridot / Lapis episode because the big hair is just fucking funny to me.
>>83534244
I define ship names from what everyone else calls the ships. Most people refer to the ship with Connie and Steven as Connverse.
>>83534221
And the Holy Ghost gem?
>>83534018
>>83534042
I just watched all the episodes available and isn't their relationship kinda bad? I mean Connie is totally obsessed with Steven because he is her only friend and she has no hesitation to risk her life to save his, she already admited twice she would devote her life to him.
>>83534320
Shame.
>>83534351
But Steven will do the same.
>>83534127
Despite people's perception, Pearl does like hugs. Not only as an emotional salve but as a form of intimacy.
>>83534039
I LOVE YOU !
>>83534364
>You will never hug a Pearl
>>83534359
Steven seems kinda more emtionally balanced though, while Connie easily got brainwashed by Pearl, she also had no problem with taking care of baby Steven eventhough she didn't know when he'll turn back.
>>83534364
What? Why even bring that up
More over who even has that perception? Of course pearl likes hugs
>>83534355
>Crocomire styled Corrupted Crocoite
GENIUS!
>>83534390
Unlike Garnet and Amy she never seems to get any, despite wanting them.
>>83534392
Doesn't that game predate the crew by just a bit?
I love Armstrong.
After everything that's been progressing, which is better in the long run?
-Daily episodes
-weekly episodes
>>83534355
>>83534392
>huge crocodile-like creature made of bright red angular flat plates
That would look awesome in the show's style.
>>83534351
>Shut in brown girl who reads a lot and is a weeb who learns sword combat from Stevens step mom because she's absolutely in love with his universe and how magical it is and will die for him
>Is given Roses Sword
>Is the first person Steven ever fused with
Naaaww, I can't imagine why she's not a shitty self insert.
>>83534423
Weekly
You do it for her
Everything you have
Everything you are
You've got to give
On the battlefield
When everything is chaos
And you have nothing but the way you feel
Your strategy, and a sword
You just think about the life you'll have
Together after the war
And then you do it for her
That's how you know you can win
Deep down, you know
You weren't built for fighting
But that doesn't mean you're not
Prepared to try
What they don't know
Is your real advantage
When you live for someone
You're prepared to die
>I'm a 28 year old man, and I literally can not listen to this song without tearing up.
>>83534423
Weekly.
Yknow. Like how it's SUPPOSED TO BE
Would rose have set peridot free and befriended her?
Did she actually save earth by having steven?
>>83534018
Yes.
>>83534449
The other crystal gems follow Roses will pretty closely I think. And they didn't want to let her free, so probably not.
>>83534427
>>83534351
I think you're being a little too realistic about it. It's supposed to be a romantic true love sort of thing.
>>83534426
Also it should be able to manipulate lava, because...that sort of thing is cool.
>>83534449
>Did Greg actually save Earth by cucking Pearl and murdering Rose?
Who is the biggest whore?
>>83534492
We had a whole arc on this.
>>83534490
What a man
>>83534499
>Not "We had a whore arc on this."
What is the narrative purpose of Lion?
>>83534490
>pearl eating
>>83534449
>Would rose have set peridot free and befriended her?
No, after a war that long do you really think she would have shown a Homeworld gem mercy? Even if Peridot had said the exact same words that had gotten Steven curious enough to free her and investigate, Rose would have just passed it off as the lie of a desperate enemy on their last legs.
When the warm shower starts hitting my back, I can't help but stare at nothing.
I'm unable to trust my own legs. My rear soon plants itself on the porcelain surface.
The water runs down my legs. It stings. Burns. Near invisible cuts, scrapes and bruises being assaulted mercilessly.
It's cathartic. It reminds me I'm still here. Washing the salt off, down the drain.
I want to lie down. A solid half hour of soaking in the artificial rain. The cool surface soothing the heat in my cheeks.
It takes everything I have to get out and dry off.
Best crack ship?
Remember this?
>>83534542
Greg/pearl
Who /comfy/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a58XnLoUgSY
>>83534542
Prick is best gem.
>>83534548
Hey it's Gant.
So, we have a good idea of what Quartz's, Corundums, Diamonds, and pearls all look like.
What about Beryls?
It's a gemstone with many varieties. I hope they introduce a beryl type gem.
Reminder that this is what Pearl looked like when she was first formed and served White Diamond
>>83534520
He's all the deaus ex machina wrapped into one thing.
>>83534574
forgot pic
How is Connie destined for evil?
>>83534563
>Ricks limitless knowledge of the multiverse.
>Pearls neurotic impulses
Either the universe is screwed or he's one of the most condescendingly helpful person to ever exist.
>>83534574
>served White Diamond
Why would she serve White Diamond?
>>83534555
That was the chillest thing I've ever listened to, perfect for my late night, thanks anon.
Least favorite crew members and VAs?
Why would anyone think Lars is trans?Pre or post-op?
>>83534605
>tfw the sun just came up
I miss the moon and the stars
>>83534588
what the hell
>>83534519
eat shit, Carlos
When is the last time Peridot had a MIGHTY NEED to use the bathroom?
>>83534582
Steven falls in love with a gem and rejects her.
or maybe, gems capture and brainwash her.
>>83534648
When she saw what it was used for
Anyone looking forward to the upcoming Future Stevonnie arc?
>>83534605
No problem buddy. Chill music is my thing. That whole channel is full of chilled out tracks.
Check this shit out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LbOzr-cKYs
Is Steven asexual?
>>83534673
No, Stevonnie is trash.
>>83534691
I like to imagine that Steven is going to end up with the Cluster.
One day he just fuses with it and is covered in a fractal compound of neverending bitches, the ultimate harem.
>>83534691
My dark-skinned accomplice..
Lady of my dreams, more than she seems
Its high time i learned where her sexuality leansgood night /sug/
>>83534710
Just think of all those cuddles he could get.
>>83534673
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQGCxAa8gs8
Home-world has invaded earth again.
Except for Sapphire, the crystal gems have been slain.
Stevonnie has perma-fused to stay strong enough to fight.
Sapphires future sight is the only thing keeping them one step ahead of the Gem war machine.
Leading the human resistance, they fight a guerilla war against the gems.
Now, their last hope for this doomed planet, is to travel into the past, and stop it before it ever happened.
>>83534737
Lady with the Beak.
Heart so fragile, esteem so weak.
I can't wonder if she'd be happier.
With the balding old rock geek.
>>83534689
No.
>>83534422
God bless son.
>>83534682
I love this one. Dammit, time for bed before the sun comes up, maybe this'll help for a change.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Dri9SbaQw
So while I was gone, did everyone take to writing little poems?
>>83534776
Imitation is the highest form of flattery.
You will never grind down the fangs
>>83534427
>This shit again
Fuck off.
>>83534433It's a good song
>>83534520
this makes me want to dust off the old PS2 and play some bloody roar
>>83534786
>tfw Steven will never grow fangs so the other Gems won't have to hide theirs anymore
>>83534786
They literally control their own shape.
They dont have to grind down shit.
>>83534774
Goodnight my friend. I hope you find comfort.
i tried to draw a comfy pearl :3
>>83534817
She kind of looks like a witch.
>>83534817
Cute
Now draw punk lapis!
>>83534422
Same here.
poil
>>83534635
>>83534786
I love Fangs!
Jasper is one fucked gem ain't she
>assigned "easy" earth mission of checking on the cluster that she felt was below her
>abandons her diamond-given mission to instead bring back what seems to be Rose Quartz: Meatbag edition (organic life, YD's favorite)
>it all goes to hell in a handship, jailbreak, prisoners somehow running loose
>gets tossed around by a fusion that she denounced just moments ago, baited into colliding into the ship's core, taking down the ship
>thinks she's so clever having convinced the aristocrat gem of shaky allegiance to fight on her side and fuse
>she quickly finds herself locked in a battle of wills in a watery rape dungeon for what could have been an eternity
Months later... (her subordinate she's supposed to be protecting cusses out their diamond to her face in the interim)
>the crystal chucklefucks return, she tries her luck coercing Lapis once again to fight them
>lose anyway, blow up Dobson-style
>quietly, face-lessly slip down a hole within 20 seconds of being free
Jasper's gem may very well be cracked, she is without an ally in the galaxy, and YD makes a limp-wristed attempt to recollect her by tossing an unreliable, rickety life raft that is a squad of Rubies her way (one of which was "made yesterday"). If even that - Homeworld may just be hunting this catastrophic failure for a shattering or beatdown back into her gem form so she can fit on their tiny ship, for later interrogation.
SOMETHING good has to come Jasper's way sometime, right?
>>83534786
Are there any fang pictures that aren't obvious fetish art?
>>83534811
goodnight chillanon and /sug/
>>83534018
Isn't there another version of this?
>>83534817
Saved. Thanks, Anon.
>>83534835
>SOMETHING good has to come Jasper's way sometime, right?
Yes.
>>83534866
WHOA
JASTEVEN, OUT OF LEFT FIELD.
>>83534866
jasper's gem breaks and after being repaired by steven she becomes a midget
>>83534835
redemption arc incoming
>>83534866
Tonight at 11.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>83534901
please no
>>83534912
you can't stop it
you know it's coming and there's nothing you can do about it
>>83534912
What's there not to love over a Jasper redemption?
>>83534944
imagine respecting the tactics of someone who waste them defending a planet of invalids
then they go off and have a weird hybrid child
>>83534905
Would Sapphire get off on her eyeball being licked
>>83535003
idk, you think Pearl would get off to her nose being rubbed?
>>83535025
Yes
>Steven pulls Pearl's face closer to his
>He goes for her nose instead, suckling the tip carefully
>Pearl quivers with pleasure as Steven gives her nasal
>Pearl climaxes quickly and sloppily, her nose spewing mucus in Steven's throat
>Steven manages to swallow every bit of it
>The mucus hardens in Steven's stomach, forming a new pearl gem
>the gem replaces Rose's gem from within and forces itself in its place
>Steven mutates into a dwarfish, slow-witted Pearl replica
>>83534018
It is logical...
>>83535003
Do you like having your eyes touched?
>>83535003
ruby is the one with the eyeball kink
>>83535035
Will Jasper reamain single?
>>83535094
Romantically? Yes.
Fusionically? No.
>>83535094
>Jasper hates fusion
>Jasper hates singing
>got her ass kicked by a singing fusion
lel
>>83534944
I just don't want another redemption arc
>>83535140
She has an anti-redemption arc
She turns Garnet into a cold-blooded killer
So last leaked episode is Steven Floats?
>>83535146
Now that would be awesome
>>83535159
Steven Vs. Amethyst is
>>83535138
but now jasper likes fusion
and she may even have a taste for watermelon now
>>83535035
So how do you think all the gems reacted the first time they saw Steven?
it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that the steven universes are at it again
>>83535242
>>83535242
A mix of sadness, relief, amazement, and hope for the future.
>>83535242
ewww rose what the fuck happened to you why is your body and made out organic material and why are you so small goddamn it rose did you drink the alcohol again
>>83535290
http://i.imgur.com/t9sqYDK.jpg
>>83534520
Lion is the corrupted pink Pearl
>>83535373
lion isn't a gem
>>83534527
Pearl eating is cute.
So, do we know what episode is supposed to come after Steven Floats yet?And when?
>>83535439
It sure is.
>>83534769
Rev up those ballots!
>>83535439
do you think Pearl promotes anorexia?
>>83535522
No, there's plenty of skinny girls that aren't anorexic.
She's promoting gayness tho
>>83535489
What the fuck
>>83535577
Especially /ll/
>>83535600
And /ss/
>>83534520
>RISE FRWOM YOUR GRAVES
>>83535595
>he doesn't know about Decadent Candy
Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important
Particle man
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man
>>83534018
Poodoo Patel get out stevidot is objectively better
>>83535661
Peridot would probably really like TMBG
Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle man
>>83535672
>>83535595
nigga don't tell me you don't like decades candy
Universe man, Universe man
Size of the entire universe man
Usually kind to smaller man
Universe man
He's got a watch with a minute hand,
Millenium hand and an eon hand
When they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, universe man
Best milf.
>>83535684
I don't, their art is creepy and it makes me feel uncomfortable and squicked
>>83535661
Are you referencing the YTP with this song?0
Person man, person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person man
Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man, person man
>>83535696
I bet you don't even like
GEMS
IN
HEAT
>>83535696
gay
Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates person man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man
>>83534423
Honestly this show watches better when binged anyways.
Is there any hopal forYopal?
>>83535748
What about Blue Opal? orYardonyx
>>83535710
Not by them, no.
>>83535765
>spoiler
Hot damn I want it.
>>83533972
The hardest part of quitting a war is giving up the killing, isn't it Pearl?
>>83535748
>that Gem
I'm pretty sure that's not how fusion works
>>83535783
For somereson I'm seeing Yardonyx as a slightly yellow-er Sardonyx with a pirate hat, because...Yarr.
>>83535748
not even rainbow quartz is possible
there's no hope
>>83535791
Yeah, Most likely the gems would be close to each other, but not on top of one another.
>>83535795
Oh really?
>>83535748
What the fuck is her gemstone? Wouldn't it make more sense to use a homeworld Amethyst with a different stone placement?
>>83535702
No. I'm just bored.
>>83535748
The fuck is that.
>>83535787
I bet she misses the smell of freshly poofed opponents, the wonderful dust in the air on the battlefield.
>>83535831
Yellow Pearl + Amethyst beauty
>you will never have a harem of personal poils tosnuggle
>>83535814
Have you heard the YTP with hat song?
>>83535848
im legit sad
>>83535848
I don't wanna feel, like I did that day...
>>83535848
Steven will.
>>83535848
Does anyone have any other pics that are both comfy and lewd?
>>83535848
Given that Steven is going to either defeat or make peace with Homeworld, he'll likely have enough Pearls to care for the Presidential Mansion one day.
Are gems made with the memories of previously harvested gems of the same type?
Could gems have fabricated memories inserted during production?
>>83534555
Just spend a few hours in the sun drinking and chatting with some college buddies. Now I'm cooling down again at home and browsing /sug/.
I'd say I'm pretty comfy
>>83535167
Thanks.
What's the story of the leaks anyway? I know they're from France. Did the Crewniverse release some statements?
>>83534555
Nice cool morning. No work today or tomorrow.
Working on that Amethyst/Jasper story.
>>83535852
No.
>>83535878
Lady is best DMC girl. Just putting that out there.
>>83535167
Get out you lying faggot
>>83535933
Peridot says she has memories and sensations implanted from homeworld but she didn't say it was from a previous gem
Simple draw requests? (amateur)
>>83536001
Pearl crying into Amethyst's mouth?
>>83533990
I love you , good morning
>>83536001
a cute blue pearl
>>83536001
Pearl the stripper
>>83536001
Blue Pearl and our Amethyst fusing into Opal?
>>83536001
Amethyst trying to get Pearl to try a Pizza.
>>83536001
Sadie.
>>83533990
Sun rising on the shore
Fiery red light against the water
Heat rising in my very core
Upon my heart, she's performing slaughter.
>>83536079
Good morning lady of the limbs, how are you this fine morning?
>>83536079
Artist?
>>83536128
Bottom right corner
>>83536079
>>83536108
Ugh. You two and your constant flirting make Ruby and Sapphire look tame. Just fuck already.
>>83536181
Anon and namefag love?
But that's forbidden love!